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2014

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It turns out that if you tell a tranny you will rape them after you right swipe the tranny, that you only realize is a tranny after you’ve sexted them and told them you love them, because that is the way you find love on the internet….they will be into it…forcing you to ask yourself “should I go out and rape a tranny tonight”….to which I always say “isn’t that the whole point of Christmas”…right…

Here are some morning links….

McDonalds Shows You How to Make McNuggets
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Ariana Grande Being Carried Like a Baby
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20 Nativity Scene Hacks
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Lea Michele’s Wonky Eyebrow
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20 Badass Santa Claus
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Ela Roseis Pretty Amazing
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The Best Video Games of 2014
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Rabbit Jumping Around with a Balloon
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Affleck Dick
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Stripper of the Day
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Will Ferrell to Play Donald Sterling
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Ice Beards are the Future
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GOat of the Day
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Mirror Selfies
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Jetman Formation in Dubai
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2014

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone told me you can only love someone as much as they love themselves, so today I decided to try to love my penis, in hopes that it makes girls want to love it as much as I do…now if only I could find it.

TIS the Season…for Christmas parties…and Christmas Miracles…

Here are some steplINKS>…

Bootleg Christmas Decorations
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Nicki Minaj American Ass for Instagram
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Weed Grandma!
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Girls Who aren’t in Bras
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Supermodel VS Cosby
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Couples Acting Out Sex Acts is Funny
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TOpless and Pregnant
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40 Elf on a Shelf Gone Bad Pics
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Colbert VS Cosplay
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Slut of the Day
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Cindy Crawford Still Got It…
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Kate Beckinsale’s Mutant Leg
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Edita in Bikinis
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Selena Gomez – Covered Ass
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Anastasia Ashley Ass
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Hot Girls Bending
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Jenna Tatum – No Bra
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits
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Jourdan Dunn Bikini Photoshoot
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Haley Baldwin Lingerie VIdeo
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The Hottest New Instagram Models
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The Faces of Figure Skating
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Beach Nipples
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Reese Witherspoon Gas Pumper
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Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Cars VS Winter
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FKA Twigs ina Bikini
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Marky Mark and His Wife
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Abbey Clancy Pokies
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Lauren Goodger Panties
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Walking Dead Star is Back from the Dead
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Ariana Grande Meme Still Makes me Laugh
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Marky Mark’s Victim Wants Him Pardoned
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Maria Menounos is Boring
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Anastasia Ashley Does the Red Carpet
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The Wizards of Winter
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Trees that Ate THigns
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Dare Devil’s Pre-Death Picture
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Emily Ratajkowski Braless
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Maitland Ward Naked in Christmas Lights is Weird
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Anna Ewers for Alexander Wang
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Maria Shriver is Anti-Miley
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Sarah Silverman Tits
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Japansese Way to Wrap a Gift
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Tom Ford’s Penis Necklace
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Scary Santa
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Keira Knightley is Pregnant
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So Much Underboob!
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I am Into Sex with Amanda Seyfried
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Hilaria Baldwin is Next Level
stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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A Day with Jessa Rhodes
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Jess Davies Strips!
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McDonald’s Accidentally Showed Hardcore Porn
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Naked Jump Rope
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Girl Knocked the Fuck Out
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Robin Thicke’s 19 Year Old GIrl’s Tits
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Bianca Beauchamp Has Stupid Massive Tits
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How Many Mexicans Can You Fit
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Christmas Cam Girl Titty Bounce
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BOOB JOB!
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Amateur of the Day
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Shitting a Toy Out of Her Vagina
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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WATCH #stepGIRLS First Commercial
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Dec

stepGIRLS in OhMiBod Ad of the Day

OhMiBod has invented what may not be the first app controlled sex toy for couples who are either long distance or just not in the same room of the house, but who like to participate in each other’s masturbation…and it is the fucking future….

I’m not just saying that because our stepGIRLS Talula is the star of their amazingly cute commercial…

I am saying that because the internet offers too much temptation, and the key to a happy relationship is to keep it exciting and fun, so that neither party strays…and what better way to do that then this…

Not to mention, as a sexter who cheats on my wife daily…multiple times a day even…I would love to send all my girls one of these so that I can make them cum on the nights my wife really doesn’t let me leave…

I’m a romantic like that…and controlling orgasms…shouldn’t be given to one man…no one should have that power…but thanks to OhMiBod you do…and you should take advantage of that…it will change your fucking life…

The perfect gift for her…but really for you….so go to OhMiBod for more infomation….

Posted in:stepGIRLS

2014

11

Dec

Emilie Payet for Galore of the Day

Emilie Payet is an amazing topless model from France, who I’ve seen before, and who has a bush to go with her big tits, making her a huge pile of erotic model, that looks all fertile and that I would like to make babies inside, before having some prostitute suck out those babies – because no one needs more babies in this overpopulated doomed world…not that I can have babies…these sperms are dead…but what isn’t dead is my appreciation for things that look like this.. Emilie Payet…thanks GALORE for putting this together….I mean maybe I’m just overly excited and keen on the fact that french girls like anal on the first date – that isn’t even a date but that is more of an “encounter”/”meeting”….

Posted in:Emilie Payet

2014

11

Dec

Kate Upton Naked Enough for SI of the Day

Kate Upton got naked for Sports Illustrated, which is a good thing if you’re into big sloppy tits and have the ability to crop out big sloppy bodies to fixate on those big slippy tits, like so many dudes clearly are capable of doing, why else would she exist….

She’s pretty much the worst, but has a connected family, that helped make her magic happen, and Sports Illustrated, where her biggest supporters….

I’ve heard all kinds of gossip about her, from her walking around on set fully naked because she loves being naked and looked at, as most sluts do, to her her being so gross that she shouldn’t be walking around naked because she’s disgusting….

I’ve seen her nudes, they were fine, as expected, she’s a tank of a woman, who shits of modeling as a whole…but she’s got tits…and clearly that’s enough…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

11

Dec

Rita Ora’s Nipple of the Day

Rita Ora has hard nipples – because so many girls with nipples get hard nipples – it kind of goes with the nipple territory – and Rita Ora showcasing her tits – kind of goes with her entire fucking existence – because without her big tits why would anyone talk about her – we’d just talk about Rihanna….the girl she’s emulating…instead…

All this to say, I encourage all nipples performing on stage…

TO SEE MORE RITA ORA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

11

Dec

Gisele’s Booty on the Beach of the Day

Jesus…Gisele has a great fucking ass…

I saw that with Caution because you never want to be the dude celebrating some post-op Brazilian trannies ass in a bikini…even if she’s been packaged to you the last 2 decades as a lingerie model babe…you never can be too sure, especially not with Brazilians…always keeping me on the fence…because Tranny pranks “I was born with a dick”…nonsense doesn’t really convert well for me…

I prefer…genetic proof that we are dealing with the right Chromosomes…I’m paranoid like that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gisele

2014

11

Dec

Ana Beatriz Barros by Gavin Bond for GQ Mexico of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros was in these amazing shoot for GQ MEXIC0 by photograpehr GAVIN BOND and I always appreciate a solid Brazilian model with big tits, wearing soap suds as a bikini, but usually only because the quality of Brazilian model with big tits I’d ever get would be the kind you would want to hose down before touching…that you got on discount in a back alley…because it still has her dick…

Either way, she looks good, and I assume these are old pics, unless Mexico is getting budget for photoshoots for their magazine, because people in Mexico don’t have interent and still buy magazines…but they are new to me…and that’s what matters…

Posted in:Ana Beatriz Barros

2014

11

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio is Good on the Red Carpet of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio tranny porn is the reason what AIDS penetrated the American porno industry a few years ago….because AIDS is a serious problem for trannies, and the hub for Trannies is Brazil, so it would only makes sense that Brazilian Alessandra would be up on that…not because she’s a tranny, even though she technically could be, a lot of trannies look as good as this and you’d never know, but because it affects her people…but more importantly, she gets to go to a fabulous million dollar charity event, dressed slutty, to inspire lonely assholes to go out there and hire a hooker to possibly get aids from, in efforts to bust the blue ball load she gave them,….and to show us that she cares…it works for me

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

11

Dec

Guy Bourdin’s Silent Film of the Day

Guy Bourdin was a fashion photographer who died in the 90s, probably from AIDS, because why else would a fashion photographer die in the 90s, fashion photographers are 99 percent gay, and gay in the 90s, meant AIDS…right…probably wrong…because Guy Bourdin produced sexed up images, he is a legend, he was provocative, he pushed limits, he did fashion porn when no one was really doing fashion porn….and that makes me a fan…because I love fashion porn…this whole site is fashion porn…

That said, NOWNESS put out one of his 8mm silent films with nudity and I figure you all need to see a taste of his genius…

Posted in:Guy Bourdin