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2023

01

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

It took me some time to realize that if a pussy’s got lips, it’s operating at its best when it’s stuffing it’s fucking mouth with PANTY, at least when it’s not stuffing itself with your cock, which let’s face it doesn’t happen, because your cock’s not impressive to stuff anything, finger food at a funeral maybe, but not a big or fulfilling meal….MORE importantly, girls don’t like you…

Which is the beauty of the pussy wedgie, because the pussy getting stuffed by the shorts or pants, in public or on the internet lets you see the pussy that you’d otherwise never see….

It’s subtle flashing pussy to strangers without officially flashing pussy to strangers, so that it’s not whorish or as disgusting as a pussy flash can be, depending on how many kids they have…despite loving and appreciate all pussies and their individuality, a lot of dudes find pussy gross to look at…which always amazed me and made me think “they must be gay”…..and they probably are…but don’t realize it….like the dudes who don’t eat pussy because they find it gross…I mean the grosser the pussy the more I want to eat it for the flavor profile and to build up my immunity using their bacteria flora….

Point of the story….MORE CAMELTOES….

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2023

01

Mar

Leni Klum Fishnets of the Day

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Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s ridiculous looking eugenics baby, who doesn’t make any sense to me in terms of body, but some kind of science was clearly involved in the making of this creature.

Her boobs are huge, her frame is tiny, it is the kind of girl girl body you’d imagine all girls should have, only to realize next to none of them have.

I am not trying to overhype some celebrity rich kid who already had an ego, is coddled, has won at life and it’s not in my character to worship anything that comes my way, unless it’s some gutter prostitute that is down on her luck, since I support the underdog and her quest to take loads on her face to survive….but HAVE YA SEEN THEN TITS on this one….

Couple the tits with the rich kid, in a creepy industry of perverts that her mom thinks are normal becasue she’s one of them, and you’ve got yourself a weird situatuion….BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE TITS on this one….

Outrageous. Definitely worth being passed around the industry like we’ll assume her mom was in her rise to the top….form Nazi experiment to HOSTESS with the MOSTESS….there’s got to be a conspiracy around the making of these tits.

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2023

01

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I offset the FAT CHICKS I POST with the fitness chicks…

I am a man of extremes….fat fucks are bad, therefore jacked up fit bitches are good….ONE or the OTHER no room for middle of the road pussy.

Obviously, fit chicks, whether with their too big, too jacked, too muscular, ALMOST gay to fuck, is that they are able to fuck for hours, for days if needed and have the hormonal imbalance to BRING IT….

Plus it’s the apocalypse, or could be, so getting behind a fit chick could save your life as you send her out to do the heavy lifting in survival while you chill, the way NATURE probably didn’t intend it with their “women and children” propaganda, but thanks to the emasculating of men, position men as GIRL BOSS, GASLIGHT, MAN HATERS….we’re conditioned to sit on the couch in the bunker and letting them SHINE….show us how useless MEN are while I don’t face the ZOMBIES or RADIATION…like the man-child I am.

Right.

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2023

01

Mar

Halsey Nipples of the Day

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Halsey has resurfaced from whatever hole she lives in…probably a pretty luxurious hole, unlike her vaginal hole, which has birthed at least one child in the last few years, but luxurious in that she’s a rich and famous celebrity all thanks to a lie….

I mean, sure she’s got the hit songs, the fans, the influence, the celebrity…but she pretended to be homeless, a rape survivor or near rape victim, a victim of racism because she’s half black and hotels don’t have black shampoo, you know probably pushing mental health issues…VICTIMS everywhere…and I hate that…

What I don’t hate is that she bought herself some bolt ons and shows of them bolt ons, whether for fashion or attention, it’s the thing to do when you need to maintain that celebrity and relevance…isn’t it…

Here she is in other shit where nips may or may not be visible as it’s the thing to do to maintain celebrity and relevance and thank god for that.

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2023

01

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I may have a no fat chicks allowed policy, but that’s considered a hate crime in Canada and I am not willing to go to jail for my hated of fat chicks….especially since I know, despite their false confidence, loudness, they hate being fat too.

We are in this together….I hate normalizing fat, fat girls hate being fat but pretend to like being fat as part of a lie they push….and together we push LIES as truth, to appease the internet.

We’re suck cucks to the propaganda, and I guess some dudes out there are cucks to the fat chick, since that’s all they get laid by and getting laid is more fun than fat is disgusting to some people….

Here are some LOOKING GOOD SWEETHEARTS for the CHUBBY CHASERS!

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2023

01

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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In an overmedicated, anti-psychotic, anti-anxiety, anti-depressant world, where you have to assume that all these people don’t actually have any mental illness and it’s all fucking fake and made up in their heads or pushed on them by their doctors who get paid off….

WEED is the least of anyones concerns…

Not that WEED is anyone’s concern, but it is still illegal in most parts, despite these activists being bold, daring, risking arrest and years behind bars for engaging in criminal activities being so liberal with the WEED.

I mean I don’t really hear WEED get any negative press at all, it’s just good “fights cancer”, “Fights ailments”, “Fights Anxiety”, “Fights Depression” and it can be grown in your fucking basement in an old fucking shoe because it’s just that hearty of a plant….

I’m not a weed ambassador, but it’s better for the minds of all these chemical filled retards pollution our lives with their whining, so I endorse the weed girls out there….and not just because some of them get naked, but that helps….

When they get naked, it’s easy to lure me into want to fight their fights with them….together we can make anything happen or some shit.

Yes, even the dumpy ones who look like they smoke weed for the munchies….EVEN them….doing important work out here to bring awareness to the cause….of NATURE of LAB MANUFACTURED…always choose nature…

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2023

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Make getting drunk, partying, fucking, all that good stuff fun again…

All these people on social media are so fucking miserable, yet they are all medicated on prescription pills, into getting high and partying, in a generation of everyone being down to fuck porn style, yet they still whine, complain, cry about nonsense like pronouns, vaccines, politics, inclusivity, racism, Dilbert comics, Ohio, Russia, Ukraine, China, TikTok….

Like get it together people, it’s a fucking party, we’re all going to die, get out there and actually stop giving a fuck or being so serious.

It’s a fucking waste of a generation, all these whiners…throw in the towel, no one cares, now dance.

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Sydney Sweeney is All Legs in New Selfie
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SI Swim Rookie Katie Austin Does Fitness
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Caroline Vreeland Strips Down for Fashion
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Olivia Jade is Braless
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Dixie D’Amelio See Through at Fashion Week
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Life struggles so true they hurt
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Natasha Henstridge Nip Slip
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Gigi Hadid Showing Leg
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Ashley Benson Vacations!
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Busty Sports Presenter has Weird Fans
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IG Model Debbie St Pierre Kills it on TikTok
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Courtney Cox has Friends Reunion at Walk of Fame
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How they Make Chains
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Man Squirts Water and Milk Out of His Eye
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Rottweiler Attacks
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Instagram Model Spotted in Skimpy Bikini in Miami
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Rachel Bush Hypes up her Man
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John Hamm is Engaged
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Conversation Between Two Street Race Suspects in the Back of the Cop Car
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POV of a 20 Meter Dive
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Weird Crime Involving a Virtual Girlfriend
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Candice Swanepoel Bikinis in the Rainforest
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Hoda from GMA posts Cryptic Message
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Intense Battlebot Fight
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Sabrina Carpenter Covers Harry Style and Looks Good in Pink
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High School Basketball Brawl
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Nude Model Imogen in a Rock and Roll Themed Shoot
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Goalie Scores a Goal
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How Milliseconds are Measured Mechanically
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Old Folks Recreate Rihanna’s Half Time Show
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Slow Motion of the 2012 Olympics Triple Jump
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World Cup Hottie Goes for a Jet Ski
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Hailey Beiber in a Bikini in Tulum
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Suki Waterhouise Still Trying with No Pants On
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Suki Waterhouse in a Dress and Gogo Boots
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Sarah Hyland in Sweat Pants
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Elizabeth Debicki in a Red Dress with a Trophy
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Dove Cameron in a Blazer no Shirt
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Kathryn Newton Big Hair
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Everything at the SAG Awards Whores
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Gigi Hadid Leg in NYC and a Tight Shirt
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She Shows the BIG tits
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Hot Amateur Girl
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Roadside Attraction
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Lighting the Farts – Dragon Lady
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Domestic Disputes
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Weird Girl in Bra Begging her Man
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Shaking the Booty
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Fingers Only
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Legendary Mega Pole Dance Drop
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Car Fuck
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2023

28

Feb

Helena Christensen Mirror Selfie of the Day

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54 year old Helena Christensen, who you old timers jerked off to when she was in Victoria’s Secret in the 90s, but she’s probably more known for being the hot chick in the Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” video, since that was a huge hit back when people used to jerk off to music videos thanks to porn being hard to come by and not really having that Victoria’s Secret catalog always on hand since people used to steal them.

Miss Universe Denmark 1955, the mother of Norman Reedus’ baby Mingus, the ex of Michal Hutchence of INXS who hung himself jerking off, so he probably used to make her do weird sex acts…is not immune to slutty selfies, as she takes this slutty selfie…and uploads them to the internet for all to see that old lady, menopausal, pussy mount gently hugged by her shorts….

Not every 54 year old can pull this off, thank god they don’t try.

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2023

28

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Some people are pitchmen for products, pitchmen for politics, pitchmen for revolutions….

I’m just a pitchman for tiny tits, because I know that the tiny tit girls are victims to the propaganda that tiny tits don’t matter, after seeing all the big tits excel with far less effort, like the tiny tits have to put in all this extra work just to get noticed, when really the tiny tit, more compact, manageable, perkier and often on a fitter frames are just as meaningful while in your mouths or being cummed on….

So all the big titty hype of yesteryear, now that the only big titty hype is for fat chicks and trans, since skinny girls are marketed as the enemy of the system, making them sit and get fat intentionally to fit in…but yeah, big titty hype made small titty girls insecure, and small titty girls would do some death sacrifice to their tiny tits, by implanting them with commercial grade plastics, in hopes of their dreams coming true….on some MAYAN TEMPLE SACRIFICE….never to be seen again, and that made the tiny tit lover in me sad….

Which is why I support all the proud tiny tits posting up their tiny tits, hopefully not because they are saying “these are my tits before implants” since that makes me sad….

Not that anyone cares if I am sad…you know no one ever asks me how I’m doing around here….but why would you, I mean there was a time I didn’t write a website and visited websites and the last thing I wanted to do is bro down with the writer….If anything I found him a fucking loser for BLOGGING all day like a teen girl and I still do….

But tiny tits, they matter and here they are.

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2023

28

Feb

Camilla Belle Bikini of the Day

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Camilla Belle is probably known for some shit other than being dumped by a Jonas Brother for Taylor Swift, which is almost as embarrassing as dating a Jonas brother, but I guess she is 36, so at the time the Jonas Brothers were a big deal, was their age and had their poster on the wall. Sort of like a Hailey Bieber “play it cool, I am his groupie but will pretend I am christian and only fuck if he marries me” concept…that didn’t end in marriage…..

I just don’t know what Camilla Belle is really known for other than that, she’s been acting since 1995, I have sen none of the movies she’s been in, not even Dirty Dancing 3 Capoeria Nights, which is shocking since Dirty Dancing is one of those movies I watch on a way too regular basis, just not the shit spin-offs….Patrick Swayze was so dreamy.

Anyway, an LA rich kid, her dad is cooler than her, his name is Jack Routh, not Jack Belle, and he had a songwriting contract with all time TOP G, Johnny Cash….he still composes songs for Willy Nelson….so yeah, he’s way fucking cooler than his bratty daughter, but she’s in a bikini, so as a tribute to the dad’s work, and I guess what his sperm created, you should jerk off to her. All dad’s love when you jerk off to their daughters, especially Johnny Cash’s songwriter dads.

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