2014
28
Nov
Black Friday is some dumb shit…
All you idiots who actually participate in Black Friday for some bullshit sale on bullshit product you don’t need…deserve to be made a fool of on the internet…because if you don’t pay retail price, you may be a smart shopper, but you look pretty insane and/or retarded doing it….idiots everywhere.
….No One Wants Food on Black Friday
Last TV!
Ferguson or Black Friday
Posted in:Videos
2014
28
Nov
Mayweather, a man who is in court for telling the world his ex fiance had an abortion, has been fucking around on social media for a while, showing off all his money, making stupid sports bets in vegas, making 100,000,000 million a week with his boxing empire, and now he’s incorporating girls into his silliness…like this instagram video of him being bathed…
I am just surprised this isn’t Bieber…giving him a Sponge Bath…with his mouth…
Posted in:Floyd Mayweather
2014
28
Nov
Racist of the Day
Chick Beats up a Dude
The Man Doesn’t Want a Parking Ticket…
Grandma Fight Bank Robber
Mom and Child Hit By Car…Use the Sidewalk
Man Gets Punched for Spitting on Bus Floor
Angry Fat Kid
Crazy Man Stabs Customer Service Girl
Posted in:Videos
2014
28
Nov
Today’s amazing revelation was that I don’t like being raped, so maybe that makes me more of a rapist that a rapee….
I also realized that I don’t use condoms – because I am too shy to buy them – at least that’s what I tell girls…I don’t want the staff of the pharmacy, convenience store, gas station, vending machine…to think I am some kind of pervert….and I’d rather get your herpes, since I probably already have them, but I’ve never had symptoms, because I’m just a carrier…
Here are morning links…on Black Friday.
Twins Asking for 3 Somes Prank
GO
12 Sketchy Black Friday Sales
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What Kind of Black Friday Shopper ARe You
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Recent History of Ratchet Black Friday Moments
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Hot Slut of the Day – Thanksgiving Edition…
GO
Floyd Mayweather is Pro-Life – not Privacy
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Topless Chick in a Bikini
GO
Lots of Sideboob
GO
Find the Best Porn EVER
GO
12 Faces of Black Friday
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Lots of Sideboob
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7003909/12-faces-of-black-friday-madness
http://thechive.com/2014/11/26/just-landed-in-sideboob-city-33-photos/” target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO
Talking Treadmill Prank
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
27
Nov
I am not thankful for Katy Perry’s scam, but I like that an LA party girl hipster made it as big as she did, all because of positioning.
I am not thankful for her body, I mean she’s kinda dumpy, but I don’t mind her tits, they are big…as these things happen with girls who have cankles…
I am thankful for this GIF that she apparently posted…because well..it’s fun…and there’s nothing wrong with fun…not that I believe in having fun…but I don’t care when other idiots have fun….even if in the back of my mind I hope that fun ends in natural disaster to teach them a lesson in fun…you know since people are the worst….
Happy thanksgiving…I’m going to drink for the next 5- 12 hours….and if I don’t die, I’ll be back because I am obsessive in all the wrong things…
Posted in:Katy Perry
2014
27
Nov
I am not thankful for Taylor Swift’s existence, or her music, that crosses all genres and walks of life, that is totally accessible making her more rich than god…
I am not thankful that I have to listen to it, and that I know the words even though I’ve never actively or intentionally listened to it.
I am not thankful that she did it by playing the slutty girl just looking for love, who could never find love, because men were using her….
I would be more thankful if she embraced her inner slut and ran with it, like all the young feminsts are doing…instead of giving dudes a bad name….and spinning stories like a liar to make a fortune…because you and your team are marketing geniuses…
Here she is not slutty, because she’s not slutty publicly, even though we all know there are dudes out there with stories we want to hear….not because she’s hot, but because seeing her getting rammed up the ass, like she does or did before lesbianism, would be fullfilling….like a thanksgiving turkey…
Posted in:Taylor Swift
2014
27
Nov
I am not thankful for the Kardashians…none of the Kardashians…not the model tween Kardashians…or the monster Gorilla Kardashian who walks the fine like of whether she’s a man or a woman…
I am however thankful for Kim’s sex tape…because it made me 10,000 dollars….
I am also thankful that they dumb down the world and make them think that all it takes to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…is a sex tape…
because I like watching sex tapes…
Here’s a Turkey lookin’ body, on a Turkey looking Turkish bitch, thanks the Armenian Genocide, provided that she’s not O.J’s daughter….going to the gym…because she fucking needs to…. CLICK HERE
Posted in:Khloe Kardashian
2014
27
Nov
It may not be Vertans Day…but I am thankful for comedian and all around good time…bringing joy to my life…making fun of sluts…by being slutty….babe @AshleyInLA on INSTAGRAM
Posted in:AshleyInLA
2014
27
Nov
I am thankful for bikini models, who despite having great bodies, are old and moms and not really meant to be bikini models but who still make so many women in the world insecure about their bodies, while telling so many young girls that they only matter if they have bikini bodies, otherwise men won’t like them, and they will be forced to a lonely life of hell….
They represent all evil, while making huge corporations money to exploit asian sweatshop workers…all while making girls insecure and giving everyone unrealistic expectations, while diverting us from what is actually important in life…
What’s not the be thankful for…right?!
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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2014
27
Nov
I am thankful that we live in a world where people can be famous for nothing, like being on a reality show for singing, even if they are in fact good singers, not all good singers in the history of singing have become pop stars, and not all good singers deserve to be popstars because it takes more than just singing….
I am thankful that everyone wants to be famous for nothing, because we are lazy…
I am thankful that when those people get some level of fame…they go out and pee themselves in front of the paparazzi…
I am thankful that the internet allows me to see this…and other equally ridiculous stunts, or “malfunctions”…partially because I have a pee fetish…but also because this is just so next level….I’m sold..
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Posted in:Stephanie Nala
