2014
28
Nov
So Vanessa Hudgens won’t let the paparazzi capture pictures of her face when she leaves the gym, or YOGA, but she will let them take pics of her ass in spandex, and she will leak nude pics of her 5 O’clock shadow pussy that is beautifully hairy for someone like me who likes bush, and she will post pictures of her raping our ears with song…even though you can’t rape the willing…but I feel like I could prove that you can, if I really tried…
Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
2014
28
Nov
I hate promoting brands who don’t pay me – because they are billionaires and don’t need more publicity…but I can’t help myself when I see girls in bikinis…even if the pictures are shit…because girls in bikinis are amazing…even when the pictures are shit…because they are in bikinis…I mean I even like fat chicks in bikinis…I think it has something to do with being from Canada and never really seeing girls in bikinis except on the interent…or maybe it has something to do with having testicles and liking half naked girls…I feel like this is not something that needs further investigation.
Posted in:Swim
2014
28
Nov
Her name is Aubrey O’Day. For a minute she fucked black dudes like Diddy. He owned her music career, it only made sense, and it allowed her to eat everything in site, to balance out her big tits, with a big ass to match…it was a marketing strategy that didn’t really stick, so she went back to white dudes, got back in shape, but thanks to breast implants, still has fake tits, and more confidence than before, now that she is fit, and even more willing to show off, even though she still showed off when she was fat…
Doesn’t matter, because a fit Aubrey O’Day, is still garbage, but better than before, reminding everyone that when you are shit, lose weight, and you’ll be less offensive shit…
Here’s her post thanksgiving self-shot smut…
Posted in:Aubrey O'Day
2014
28
Nov
Shia LaBeouf is interesting. People talk about him, I don’t hate him, especially not after things like this 1 hour long silent interview, that over 200,000 people have watched, because it’s genius, hilarious, and fucking with the system, and I am all for people fucking with the system, becoming their own brand of crazy, instead of conforming and sucking the media’s dick. This is as punk rock as a spoiled rich celebrity can get, so take it in. The world is a weird place…maybe there is still hope for us….even if turning to Shia LaBeouf for hope in and of itself seems like we are doomed…thank god.
Posted in:Shia LaBeouf
2014
28
Nov
I don’t know who this Daiana Finizio is…
I just know that she had her picture taken by Marco Michieletto
I don’t know who Marco Michieletto is.
I just know he took pictures of Daiana Finizio …
Fascinating…
Posted in:Daiana Finizio
2014
28
Nov
Kendall Jenner is being celebrated as the future of Fashion…even though anything a Kardashian does is the death of anything good about that thing….and if she’s the future of anything, it’s more reason to collectively kill ourselves or even encourage ebola’s strike on America…
The fact that she’s a model, is offensive, but I get it, and the only real salvation she has is that she is tall and skinny, because if she wasn’t, the obvious hiring her because of her Kardashian fame and Kardashian fan base, of millions of people…because brands, like Victoria’s Secret know if they hire her, she’s already going to pump their product to a huge audience, meaning that if she wasn’t famous for being the sister of someone who is famous for nothing, and if she didn’t have a name and audience…and if the world hadn’t made her famous…she probably wouldn’t be in magazines…and that would probably be a good thing…because no one needs this spoiled brat trash in anything…whether you find her hot or not…she is garbage…I am sure of that…
But not according to Dazed and Confused magazine…they put her on the cover…I guess because everyone wants to market their products and use vehicles like this…no matter how shit they are…to do it…
I will say that Kendall Jenner can’t be the future of fashion, and if she is, fashion is dead…which I guess it should be, since overpriced clothing made in sweatshops, is dumb as fuck…it’s like spending money for nothing…on clothes you already have in your closet…idiots…you’re all idiots…
TO SEE PICS OF HER ASS IN A SKIMPY DRESS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Kendall Jenner
2014
28
Nov
I would rather this be the porn parody of Miley Cyrus, Miley Thigh-Rus, with spread legs, making a nude in bed selfie matter, but I’ll accept this from Miley Cyrus, better named Miley Virus, because she’s a cancer on the youth, but I guess that’s why I like her…you see – I like all evil…
Here she is pinching her nipples on her birthday
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
28
Nov
You probably don’t remember Laetitia Casta, but in the 90s when internet was first starting out, I would go on these weird porn sites to jerk off called Thumbnail Gallery Posts, which was basically a huge web of scammy internet porn, that featured previews pictures, that took hours to slowly download, and that I am sure made a lot of people rich, like the ones who moved forward with the times, and started internet tube sites…
All this to say, Laetitia Casta, was always one of the models, actresses, who would be topless in these celebrity galleries I would jerk off to, before I hated celebrities, so I feel like I know her, because in ways I grew up with her, since she’s only 36…and now on the cover of LUI, because I guess she’s still relevant in France…
I’m ready to see the inside pages..
Posted in:Laetitia Casta
2014
28
Nov
Virgin Losers everywhere, you’ve probably already seen this, because this is what you consider your religion, Star Wars….
Now, I hate this shit…a lot, and I always have had a hard time understanding the people who are into it, but I still feel obligated to post it, knowing that anyone who reads this site, doesn’t have sex and is probably all about this shit…it’s an institution…that I don’t agree with and that made George Lucas stupid rich…by manipulating weak and easy to trick desperate idiots…
Posted in:Videos
2014
28
Nov
I have a Panty Fetish, I mean there isn’t much sexier than that nice, delicate fabric, that separates me from what at the time I assume is heaven, but usually what ends up working out to be a fucking nightmare…but that’s besides the point, I blame myself for everything…
So it was only natural for me to link up with the people at PANTY BY POST , who are a subscription based panty delivery service for all you pervert, cross dressers, and amazing women a like…
So for very little every month, they select the best new, stylish and amazing pair of panties, for you, your girl or someone you’re stalking who you want to surprise in the mail monthly, since you can never have enough panties, at least not if you’re living life right.
You can make this a Christmas gift that gives back every month…maybe it will get you laid…or maybe it will just get a girl you like new panties for the guy she actually has sex with…you sad sad person…but it’s still worth the effort…because panties are hot…
Here are some pics of girls in panties.
Posted in:Features
