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2014

06

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Words of Wisdom. I’m here to inspire….and by inspire I mean tell stories of my awful and failed life to make you feel better about yours, while talking about celebrities who aren’t even that hot or sexy or interesting, but who have won….

I am also here to trick you into sending me nudes.

So Send Nudes…

I’m still drunk.

Lindsay Lohan Did Some Mean Girls Reunion Shoot – Because It is the Last Time She Mattered…
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Night Skiing is Cool
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Jeopardy Has the Best Fake Rapper Names
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12 Green Screen GIFs to Show You Hollywood Sucking
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Lady Gaga is Topless Backstage and Disgusting
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Artie Lange from Howard Stern Tweets ABout How He Wants to be a Slave Owner
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A whole bunch of Redheads….
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Jessica Chastain in Captain America / a Black Dress
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The Breasts at the CMAs
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Classic Movie Characters Who Died Dumb Deaths
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Britney has a New Boyfriend….handler…
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Ariana Grande at the CMAs
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Honey Boo Boo Slept in the Same Bed as the Molester – Because That’s What Molesters are into – even with fat girls who probably got her period at 4 due to fat
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Miranda Kerr Possible See Through
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Underwater Hotel of the Day
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Kat Torres is Hot in her Bikini
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Times Ice Cream Looks like Jizz
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This Guy Wants to be Eaten Alive by an Anaconda For TV Ratings
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

Never offer a uptight girl dressed like Wednesday Addams a half eaten cupcake you found on the subway, telling her you are giving it to her because you love her, and that eating it is worth the ebola scare…because she won’t appreciate.

Definitely don’t tell a girl you will force her to eat it..she will tell bar security and they will ask you to leave – because everyone is a jerk….when it comes to half eaten cupcakes you threaten to make girls eat for love…

Fascinating…

I’m drunk

Fuck you…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hoff Picture of the Day
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Internet Cleavage
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Salma Hayek is a Slut…
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Kelly Brook is a Slut
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Nicki Minaj is a Slut
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15 Animals Bro-ing Out…
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Kylie Jenner Gets Sued
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Magician Scares a Bitch
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It’s Ok for the Army to Call Soldiers Negros
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Jamie Chung is a Whore
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Katherine McPhee is a Slut
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Amanda Bynes is Fat
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Girls Tugging on Their Clothes…
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20 Food Related World Records
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How About Some Dakota Fanning
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Slut of the Day
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10 Reasons Why Trampolines are Good..
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Miranda Kerr Shitty See Through
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Some Taylor Swift Cover for You Homos
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Beyonce is a Slut
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Jessica Biel is Full of Babies
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15 Perfect GIFs
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Gisele is a Dude
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Taylor Swift is a Robot
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Anne Hathaway Slutty as Fuck..
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Katherine McPhee in Tight Dres…
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15 Mesmerizing Class Doodles…
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Karreuche Tran has a Bra
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2014 Fail Compilation
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Iggy Azalea Vag Slip
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Ice Cream That Looks Like Jizz
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Lorenzo Lamas Calls Shauna Sand a Bad Mom…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Big Tits in Video…Real Big Tits…in Video
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3 Naked Girls with 3 Hula Hoops…
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Breast Milking of the Day
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New Dance Craze
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Legit Attention Whore
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Big Brother Shower Time
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Crazy Baby Chiro
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Finger Every Hole
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Nov

Margot Robbie Nip Slip of the Day

Margot Robbie is some overrated, Wolf of Wall Street, Australian pile of shit, that is probably rich and connected…because why else would she be on TV…or in Movies…I mean I guess should suck dick to get there – which would make sense because she’s that level of low level and here she is having a nip slip, a nip slip that doesn’t matter if you see the movie, because she fucks Leo in it and is topless the whole time…right..

I’m drunk…fuck all these idiots..

Posted in:Margot Robbie

2014

05

Nov

New Pics of Emma Stone for Cabaret of the Day

Emma Stone is trying to prove to the world that she’s not some shitty overrated actor who got lucky and landed a blockbuster movie role that she’s barely memorable in…you know that is just very fucking nerd friendly, like all she has done, which is perfect for nerd movies…Plays the accessible girl…dudes who don’t get laid will get sucked the fuck in….and I guess they did…

But now, she’s really testing herself, (HA), by doing a stage show, like real acting, trying to prove herself, her trade, by attempting some next level concept of a stage show..that is less forgiving than when she’s being shot on camera…and I guess who cares, she’s doing it in lingerie…for Cabaret…and anything to distract from her mouth…is good.

Posted in:Emma Stone

2014

05

Nov

Hot Model for Love and Lemons of the Day

The models name is – @onthe_wayout, she is the wife of the amazing and talented Jason Lee Parry , who shot these pics, as well as all the countless other pics over the last 5 – 10 years that have really defined the whole hipster photography movement that has been taken over and imitated by hipsters on instagram everywhere. This motherfucker is the OG at that vibe…and a lot of the time…features nudity…

I am a fan…and not just because I get to stare at his half naked wife for this For Love and Lemons campaign…or maybe it is because I get to stare at his half naked wife…

Whatever it is, it’s good.

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

05

Nov

Irina Shayk for DT Spain of the Day

Irina Shayk is some Russian I like to call a Russian Hooker, because I am an asshole and I just assume that all Russians in America are hookers, who have either attached themselves to billionaires…or…well really that’s it….

I guess in Irina’s case, she dated a gay soccer player, who apparently isn’t gay, just Euro, and that opened all the fucking doors for her, since even with plastic surgery she’s hot as fuck…and when you’re hot as fuck…it’s easier to survive this scary world..

So here she is, no longer communist, for DT Spain…because she’s a babe…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

05

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski in a Tight Dress at an Event of the Day

I like making fun of Emily Ratajkowski, the big movie star, who I get the vibe is loving that she’s been in a movie, and it’s got to her head…like everything has worked out perfectly…because she’s pulled of a great fucking titty model scam….

She’s totally overrated, but has big tits and I guess, hating on her for making it happen, is like hating on Kim K for doing porn…I feel we are much better off knowing what her labias look like now that she is famous…so if anything, what she has done is good…even if she’s the fucking worst…

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

05

Nov

Miranda Kerr for Wonderbra of the Day

Miranda Kerr is working for Wonderbra, because I guess Wonderbra wanted to give a fuck you to Victoria’s Secret by stealing their model – who they want nothing to do with since she’s a hooker….because Victoria’s Secret stole everything from Wonderbra…you see, if you know anything about bra wars, and I do, because I used to jerk off to bra catalogs when porn wasn’t accessible…Wonderbra dominated the good push up and cleavage…then Victoria’s Secret came in, destroyed, conquered and left Wonderbra for the 40 year olds…who missed the low grade Victoria’s Secret movement that is all hype…for nothing…when really we should focus on the slave labor they use to make your 50 dollar thong..

Doesn’t matter, either does Miranda Kerr..

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2014

05

Nov

Gigi Hadid for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Gigi Hadid is some LA Rich kid, and like the majority of LA Rich kids, she doesn’t want to do anything of substance in her life, she wants to be a fucking model because models are relevant, they have instagram fame and they make some money, even though she doesn’t need money, all while not actually working….but pretending to be working and the whole thing is so glamourous, laid back and amazing…and their parent’s all encourage it, because they are just as horrible as their kids, and their kids being told they are hot, makes them feel like they are hot…and that’s just something that money can’t buy…or maybe it can, maybe it did…maybe that’s what these pics are….for Harper’s Bazaar…who made her look like a clown- because I guess they are mocking her…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

05

Nov

Bianca Balti Wedding Dress Porn of the Day

There is nothing erotic about girls in wedding dresses, unless of course those wedding dresses are being worn for some rich asshole who the model in the wedding dress is marrying for the good life, or for an ad campaign….and not for you, because one thing I know for sure, is that even the hottest girl’s husband secretly hates her for stealing his freedom and life…marriage is a joke…

But there’s a fantasy in girls in wedding dresses on their way to their wedding letting you up in them before it’s too late…one last hurrah…usually she is marry a friend of yours…and your an asshole…but are you really? I mean it’s not like you’re the one getting married..

Anyway, here’s Bianca Balti – in wedding dresses getting paid bro….

Posted in:Bianca Balti