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2014

06

Nov

Shay Mitchell Demonstrates What She Should be Doing of the Day

I am too lazy to do background research on Shay Mitchell…but figure she’s a stripper or was a stripper prior to booking Pretty Little Liars a show that made her extremely fucking famous, at least to a core audience of tweens, that I am sure she will leverage to make better career choices so that she doesn’t need to go back to this life of poll dance…

All I know is that if she was on stage at my strip club dressed like this, doing this, I wouldn’t put the dollar in my mouth to have her pick up with her vagina…if anything I would think she was mocking sex workers…and maybe she is…

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2014

06

Nov

Mariah Carey in a Wet Suit Erotica of the Day

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Mariah Carey must be a squirter in her old age, retirement, divorce, cuz she’s in a wet suit and there’s no logical explanation for this…I mean this is Mariah Carey, horribly high maintenance, who wears her heels in the shower and demands a diamond encrusted mic, because it suits her branding of being a tacky barbie doll cunt who can sing and does sing thanks to marrying the head of Sony who saw and made dollar signs with her…

Not that I care about Mariah Carey, it’s just when I see anyone in ill-fitting watersport gear, busting out well into her 50s, I get semi confused, at least enough to ask what the fuck is going on, even if Mariah Carey is insignificant in my life…and someone that only crosses my mind during Chrismas songs – and that’s only because they rape my brain…like you want to rape her in her wetsuit…sicko..

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2014

06

Nov

Lady Gaga Picture of the Day

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Lady Gaga is all about low hanging fruit for attention seeking. You know do anything people will look at, talk about, notice, until they stop caring because she’s done everything and the allure of her being subversive totally disappears and the obviosuly reality that she’s only trying to be shocking for attention takes away from it being shocking, and if anything is just boring and repetitive no matter how much effort she put into it…

So she could be topless, or flashing a thong ass, or even fisting herself using a dead person’t fist, while eating out a puppy, and the world would just not care…it’s just gaga being gaga and gaga being gaga sucks…even when naked…and not just because of her face and body, but because of all it represents…which is evil..

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2014

06

Nov

Izabel Goulart Does Pilates of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:41pm PST

Izabel Goulart fitness makes me laugh, because I know what she’s doing here, and it’s not fitness, it is fetish erotic, it’s like a girl on a cam site picking her nose for the pervert asking to watch her pick her nose, because ever since elementary school he got hard looking at girls pick their noses….he’s weird…

I am sure this isn’t the reason she looks like this, I am sure she’s just doing this because she gets good response and press out of it, and it helps book her for campaigns and gives her an angle, and I am sure I love watching it…but I can’t buy into this being relevant fitness tips, but then again I am 300 pounds and know nothing about fitness, I am more into knowing about fit asses…it’s a skill.

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2014

06

Nov

Taylor Swift Car Selfie of the Day

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A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Nov 11, 2014 at 7:55pm PST

Taylor Swift and her team, that I assume involve her money grubbing parents – are pretty excited that she sold 1.5 million records, which I guess is totally unheard of in the music business now, because no one buys records…..but the fact is that her machine and the people she has campaigning for her have mastered the media. They figured out how to launch to the country market, how to penetrate the pop market, and it turns out it was all by her being penetrated by random relationships the world can all relate to….She’s this crossover star that touches all markets…while all kinds of men touch her…and now she’s teaching the kids how to car selfie…and hopefully crash because you’re a fucking Taylor Swift fan and must die…even though I know you know all the words to Shake It Off thanks to brainwashing…

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2014

06

Nov

Cindy Crawford Topless #TBT of the Day

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I am so current motherfuckers, I do THROWBACK THURSDAYS or #TBT posts to fit in with the rest of the world going through their photo archives to pull up uninteresting by highlight pics of their youth…to shove down our throats…like we fucking care…and don’t have real issues to deal with…like napping…

Only my Throwbacks aren’t me at DisneyLand being scared by Mickey Mouse…or me being molested by my school teacher at 10….

They are Cindy Crawford when she was nude in the 80s, early in her career, because models need to get naked to be taken seriously…and she was taken seriously, and still is, well into her 50s….so why not take a second to stare at her 1980s tits, it’s not like we have anything better to do…

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2014

06

Nov

Alyssa Arce Big Tits in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Alyssa Arce is a busty Playboy chick who isn’t all that hot, but who is hot enough to pose in Playboy because of her huge natural tits, that take away from her face, and that allow us to focus on her body…that is pretty fucking great…

She was a bit of a crossover Playboy chick a few years ago, where she did some Terry Richardson shit, and spoke to the hipsters via her tits, helping Playboy rebrand from being the place for blonde bimbos from the 90s with fake tits…and now I guess she’s not doing topless pics, because that’s how arrogance works…you do the topless thing to get noticed, then feel like you don’t need to be topless to stay noticed…and I hate it…because nipples are meant to be seen..

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2014

06

Nov

Nicki Minaj for V Magazine of the Day

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Nicki Minaj was in V Magazine and she didn’t show off her nipples, even though fashion magazines are supposed to be the modern day Playboy, but she was trying to be sexy, if you can see past the annoying lie that is Nicki Minaj, which I think I can, to focus on her fake tits, fake lips, fake ass, fake hair, fake life, fake act, fake rap….that aren’t all that bad, if you don’t care about quality or authenticity…and I don’t think America really does…because otherwise people like this wouldn’t be raping the radio, instead of getting raped by men outside the strip clubs they work after their shift…

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2014

06

Nov

Mean Girls Reunion Pics of the Day

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Entertainment Weekly did some riveting, cutting edge, photo journalism, deep in the trenches of candy coated Hollywood Bullshit, and brought together the cast of Mean Girls for a 10 year anniversary photoshoot, because Hollywood has no original ideas and have a really hard time moving on, and I guess so does Lindsay Lohan…unless you consider her BOTOX face an original idea, I just consider it clownlike…

Maybe I’m hating, maybe I hate other people’s success, maybe I’ve never seen Mean Girls…and I don’t care about anything but the fall of Lohan, not referencing the Glory days of Lohan…or maybe I just smell Justin Long’s dick overpowering the image thanks to a showered Amanda Seyfried…

The fact that this is a big deal – anywhere in the world – makes me want to kill myself…