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2014

31

Oct

Russian Sex Workers in Designer Clothing of the Day

This is the kind of campaign or photoshoot that I find inspiring. It’s racy, it’s edgy, it’s real fucking life…and that’s far more interesting that the hollywood gossip, model or hipster models that want to be models because it’s good for instagram and everyone likes playing make-belief bullshit we’re all used to…

There are hookers, there are addicts, there are people who aren’t so fucking glamorous because life chewed them up and spat them out, yet the public is worried about their designer clothes and cars and eveyrthing else…

So seeing these sex workers in designer clothes…is pretty fucking next level…

This is right up my alley, exactly what I want to see pictures of, not for masturbation purposes, or shopping for a discount blowjob on my Russian sex tourism trip…but because this is the actual human experience…or at least part of it…and I think it deserves as much if not more attention than the vapid materialistic overpaid whores in Hollywood..

Here’s a video…

Downtown Divas from LA on Vimeo.

And the pics…

Via FEATURE SHOOT

Genius..

Posted in:Photos

2014

31

Oct

Jessica Alba Does Slash of the Day

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If you have a Jessica Alba fetish…and you used to Listen to Guns and Roses religiously, not only are you old as fuck, probably pushing 40, since Alba hasn’t really mattered in a decade, even if she’s still pretty fucking hot…and Guns and Roses, unless for Karaoke or Kitsch factor, you know hipsters being obscure, don’t fucking matter no matter how much die hard Guns and Roses fans, you know the kind of guys with tattoos of roses in various parts of their body….but you’re also in luck because the two came together in her Slash costume…that I find level zero in erotic…but she’s a mom, with a billion dollar mom brand and I guess wearing a thong in public would be bad for business…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

31

Oct

Avril Alexander for Sabo Skirt of the Day

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There is an instagram company that I’ve been following for a very long time and I really have no idea why, it just sort of happened, and I guess it was because they were some early to instagram brand that featured babes and is now making moves in the big time…

They are called SABO SKIRT and this is their campaign with Australian photographer JOSEPHINE CLOUGH that you will like…because girls in bikinis are fun to look at…

I have no idea who the model is, her name is Avril Alexander, I don’t think she’s related to Avril Lavigne, because usually you have to share a last name not a first name, but I have stared at her ass, and you should too.

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2014

31

Oct

Some Babes for Kid Richards of the Day

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My friend and great film photographer out of Portugal KID RICHARDS sent in these pics the other day and I don’t necessarily know what is going on in them… I am not sure if they are erotic or something you can jerk off to, and I know you’re looking for something to jerk off to, but I figure you’re so well trained at jerking off and nothing really does it for you – that you could probably sexualize a kitchen table if you looked at it from the right angle…you all that porn you’re into is just so boring – and you gotta take steps to find things you like instead of becoming a rapist…

I just figure nice images of a nice girl…are worth looking at…and here they are…

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2014

31

Oct

Chelsea Handler’s Topless Again of the Day

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She’s fallen off the rails…and I guess in a good way – because she’s getting naked consistently for attention.

I mean she’s protesting a fight I’ve been fighting for years, and that is that Nudity isn’t a big deal and the Christian run media needs to chill the fuck out…

People who look at tits, still buy beer, go to movies and wear clothing when they have to.

I’ve been slated a porn site that doesn’t make porn money because I am not a porn site all because I don’t edit nipples and never have in the last 10 years of doing this and never will for a advertising – because fuck them…

But the rest of the world are just hypocrites. Execs cheating on their wives with tranny hookers and all that good stuff, but don’t let their brands get seen next to tits…oh no…

I guess the only issue in all this is that Chelsea Handler has embraced her inner slut, that was never really a secret slut, as everyone knows being a slut is how she got on TV…only because it draws attention to her in this time of need…and her tits are fake so it’s not even like showing her own tits…but it still happened…and I guess I’m gonna pay attention…even though I really don’t care.

Oh and she made her titty pic a political and Feminist statement – if PUTIN can DO IT – So Can I…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2014

31

Oct

Keira Knightley is Boring in The Edit of the Day

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BORING!

But I guess in Keira Knightley’s defense, everything she does is fucking boring…

I know she has this fanbase and people like her and she gets movie rolls…but there’s really nothing interesting or appealing about her…even when doing photoshoots that could have just as easily been of her spreading ass…but no…she’s too uptight for that…

Sure, the uptight girls are usually the ones who want you to cum in their asses while choking them like a GHOMESHI but…unless you’re fucking them like a GHOMESHI they just fucking suck…and not in a good choking on a dick kind of suck…

Posted in:Keira Knightley

2014

31

Oct

Naya Rivera’s Got a Good Dress of the Day

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Naya Rivera was on Glee before being kicked off Glee. She was also engaged to some Big penis black rapper who you can assume destroyed her vagina and now she’s married to some new guy who she was publicly dating for 5 minutes…but more importantly…in her early retirement – has discovered that she’s got a hot enough body to wear very little clothing…and I guess when that discovery happens for any girl who was boring on some family friendly, politically correct GLEE bullshit, it’s worth celebrating…this is like the teen movies when the nerd girl with no friends let’s down her hair, takes off her glasses and gets her fuck on….not that I ever watch Glee, she could have been a total slut on that shit but I will assume only the actress who probably won’t work much but hip hop music videos from now on…but that is pulling off skimpy clothes just right…

Posted in:Naya Rivera

2014

31

Oct

Shay Mitchell Sluts it Up for Instagram of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is some very popular girl, at least in one demographic, because I am pretty sure you’ve never heard of her, yet she has millions of fans…

She’s on some kid’s show, and unless you’re a creepy dad who watches kids shows with your kids, and I am going to assume you aren’t, because this is the internet generation, where kids can lock themselves in their room and leave you the fuck alone…or some creepy who just watches kids shows to look at the pussy on it…you have never heard of her..

I guess she’s working on leveraging her fame, taking it to the next level and she’s doing it in slutty enough shoots of me…and I encourage this kind of behavior…

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2014

31

Oct

100 Women Naked for Art and Other Videos of the Day

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Poor Dog with Massive Testicles…

Dude Gets Caught Stealing…

Bus Rams 9 Cars…

Pissed Off UPS Driver Destroying 12,000 Dollar Package

Fast and Furious Parking in Russia

The Dude Who Decapitated his Mom and People thought was just a Halloween Prnak

Dog Rescue of the Day

The Dude Who Raped Neighbor’s Pit Bull and Blames it on ISIS and EBOLA

Posted in:Videos

2014

31

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Apparently it is halloween….that doesn’t really phase me because I hang out with girls who dress slutty every day of the year – and I don’t need 9-5ers dressing half naked to really excite me…

I guess I am desensitized to half nakedness. Does that make me gay?

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Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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Mother’s Against Whores Target the Kardashians
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Some Chick Named Vivica Mitra in a Bikini
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Scare Crow Prank
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Justin Timerblake Has Turned on JessicaBiel
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10 Hours of Walking in Skyrim as a Woman in Skimpy Clothes
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Kendall Jenners Book Has Sold 13,000 Copies Since June
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Best Funny News Bloopers of October
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15 Crazy Halloween Costumes
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