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2014

17

Nov

Hilary Duff for Health Magazine of the Day

Hilary Duff booked Health magazine, because I guess in her single mom scientologist billionaire celebrity from the past – she has found health and is a poster girl for health…now that she’s lost her baby weight and is built like a muscular tank…

I assume this is her doing some groundwork for her own brand of fitness products, like she was Jessica Alba, who personally is going to make over 300,000,000 dollars from her organic baby company…and she’s Jessica Alba, probably not quite as famous as Hilary Duff, meaning if Hilary Duff gets on it, she could make another billion…

Or maybe she’s just doing this for ego. Who knows. Here are the pics.

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2014

17

Nov

Bella Thorne VS Bar Refaeli Bikinis for Instagram of the Day

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Bella Thorne vs Bar Refaeli bikini on social media contest of the day…

It’s like what do you like better, a 16 year old who has probably had more sex than you because thanks to internet porn, she was raised on the shit from a young age and it aint a thing…especially when raised by stage parents to finance the family.

Or do you want a washed up, old, barely famous model who once had an A-List celebrity boyfriend, who now just hangs on with random campaigns, her own underwear line, and social media shoots…

I figure new vs old, or not, they are both winners, because they are using social media right.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Bella Thorne

2014

17

Nov

Japanese Bikini Video of the Day

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This is a weird and amazing Japanese girls in bikinis video that 3,000,000 people have seen, that I only saw today because I am neither Japanese or current when it comes to internet nonsense and I think that 3,000,000 more people need to see it….make it the Gangnam Style….of big Japanese tits in a bikini..and not because I have a Japanese fetish, but because we should all have a Japanese fetish, it’s the weirdest place in the fucking world – from their porn to their tv shows…to this…and I am a fan.

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Nov

Naked in the Desert Footwear Campaign of the Day

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This is a shoot by photographer KATE BELLM , who shot a footwear campaign in the desert with a model who got naked, which as far as I’m concerned is the only way any ad campaign should be shot – because clothes just get in the way of promoting products…and let’s just hope mainstream brands take this lead and make all campaigns on TV, billboard, and even radio like this – because I am all about naked…even when I am not really about commerce selling garbage people don’t need…because naked is good…even when it is for corporate evil…

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

17

Nov

Do They Know It’s Christmas When They have Ebola of the Day

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This song made 2,000,000 dollars in 5 minutes after the video was featured on the X-Factor, where they basically called out to the world saying that we could all end up with Ebola, all it takes is a flight from Africa with the wrong questionable girl with a fever…

I figure Bob Geldoff could have done a little more by writing a new version of the song, since they’ve already done this one years ago…and I didn’t really need to hear One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Rita Ora, and other British people singing it, but maybe he was too busy mourning the death of his daughter…

It’s pretty awful, but the dead girl in her bra, contrasts nicely with celebs walking out of LIMOS…

All this to say, Ebola is bad, but this song may make you wish you had ebola, so that your ears filled up with blood as you’re slowly melting from the inside…due to disease…

That said, if you think Bob Geldoff and Bono can cure Ebola…download it….I can’t say it is for a good cause…since I don’t trust charities, and I kinda feel the world needs a natural disaster or epidemic to reset us and our overpopulated, self involved, disgusting ways…

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Nov

Kylie Minogue in Lingerie of the Day

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The other day, I posted this video of Kylie Minogue behind the scenes of some underwear campaign…

I was fascinated by it because Kylie Minogue has been relevant since the late 80s. That is almost 30 something years of relevance…which seems scientifically impossible since at 25 a girl is officially washed up, and pre 18 you’re just a fucking pervert, meaning the actual career or window of masturbation opportunity for a girl is 10 years at best…making Kylie a freak of fucking nature….maybe her “cancer” treatments were more genetically modification making her some kind of robot….alien…or 50 year old I want to fuck…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2014

17

Nov

Rayne Ivanushka’s Boobs on a Boat of the Day

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Her name is RAYNE IVANUSHKA and she’s amazing….I don’t know if she’s an actual model, an aspiring model, an instagram model, or a girl who is just into being fun enough to get naked or topless for her photographer friends who are looking for girls to take pictures of, like BENJAMIN SKINAS , the guy who shot this…

I just know that whatever she’s doing, it makes me want to go sailing…by using her vagina as a sail and my mouth as the boat…

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2014

17

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

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In case you didn’t know, it’s almost time for the most watched pre-recorded televised primetime infomerical that pretends to be an actual event of the year….the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show…something you’d think would be obsolete thanks to internet porn, but where basic people, I’m talking suburbanites in lower middle class households, with low expectations, that are easily met, who are brainwashed by the media and who can’t turn their backs on the products available at their local mall or the spokesmodels hired to promote the sweatshop made shit…you know that will be under every tree this year….

And part of the pre-marketing efforts are getting pics of Candice Swanepoel trying on the lingerie to go viral…and with a body like Candice Swanepoel, she could be marketing actual shit, not just shitty panties, and I’d still be into it…because I am a pervert like that and so are you!

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

17

Nov

Tyrone Lebon for i-D Magazine of the Day

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Photographer TYRONE LEBON , who I guess has done some shit with i-D magazine in the past…like this Cara Delvingne getting undressed from back in March…

Is having his work featured in i-D magazine again, and I figure, when nudity, that includes rockin’ bush, becomes a fashion shoot, I must endorse it, since this is a fashion site…obviously…

Posted in:Tyrone Lebon

2014

17

Nov

Sophie Simmons Nipple Selfie of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is the chubby Gene Simmons daughter who I used to post about saying that the only people who are into her are Gene Simmons fans because her vagina is the ultimate in KISS merchandised and memorabilia and having sex with her is the closest you can really get to having sex with Gene Simmons without being a homo….but I guess she’s leveraged that, and is paving her own way in the world, and she’s making her own magic, now that she’s decided she’s a model, by signing with an agency, posing half naked, and now this big titty instagram selfie knowing that big titties get hits…and thin models is a thing of the past…thanks to Kate Upton…and the general american diet…right…

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