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2014

17

Nov

Sarah Hyland is Blonde of the Day

Sarah Hyland is officially blonde now..I can’t imagine this is big news or even news, but I figure there are some weirdo people who watch her hugely popular show and masturbate to her because she looks 11 despite being in her 20s and I only find it hot because I know she had a restraining order against her abusive ex, and I like to think of this as some witness protection shit, not because I like girls getting beat up to the point they need restraining orders, but I do like broken girls, they are easy, and what better way to be a broken girl, than to have that level of insanity in a relationship…right..

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2014

17

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Ass in Tights of the Day

Her name is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, I am a fan of her because I think she’s hot, classy, not an instagram model crying for attention, but she still gets naked for fashion, while proving that acting requires very little talent, all while having a hot as fuck body, that I don’t even care gets tainted by some bald action star on the regular, because it’s not like I’ve met her, like I know her, like I care who she’s fucking, because the truth is that she’s the kind of girl I’d probably eat out while she’s getting fucked, like a girl in a threesome video, but only if it was the only window of opportunity she gave me, otherwise it would massively gay.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER ASS IN TIGHTS CLICK HERE

She also flashed panties on a photoshoot…what can’t she do…


TO SEE THOSE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2014

17

Nov

Female MMA Fight of the Day

I don’t find female MMA very erotic. I am not the kind of guy who is into killer girls doing killer things….unless there are thongs and mud or jello involved….it’s just a bit too masculine, violent and even scary….but I do find this video of an ear exploding fascinating…

But not as fascinating as Rhonda Rousey, who isn’t in the above video, but who everyone fucking loves, and who is even sexualized as a model, despite her testicles and manly body….but her next fight is set for Feb 28th and odds are set. According to SportsbookReview.com Ronda is a 10-1 favorite at the Staples Center….

Here she is boxing…

Hittin a flat double end bag today lol video via @layziethesavage

A video posted by rondarousey (@rondarousey) on

Posted in:Rhonda Rousey

2014

17

Nov

Selena Gomez Nipples for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Selena Gomez was in FLAUNT MAGAZINE a few weeks ago, and I guess this is a screenshot from the behind the scenes video – featuring her tit in a lacy top – that if you look at it with nerd vision, you may see a glimpse of discoloration that may or may not be her nipple, which may or may not be enough for you to masturbate to, but I assume you’re more desensitized than that, you know like you’re one of those weirdos who needs to get off to really fucking weird things…

But I guess it is still Selena Gomez and her possible nipples…and that’s exciting news – if you’re a pathetic…and you are.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

17

Nov

Brazilan Gay Pride’s Got Tits and Other Videos of the Day

Weird Street Ritual

Kid VS Glass

Parking Lot Beating

Car Crashes Through Gas Station

Fan of the Day

FHRITP in Canada

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about sober people, I am talking about all my homies who have gone through AA, and who don’t drink, is that they aren’t sober because of the drink, they are sober because they are drug addicts and drinking makes them do drugs, and drugs are bad, and now they feed that addictive gene with other things, like sex or making money, but usually sex meaning as you drink yourself into the gutter, they are out there still raging, only instead of by getting wasted, it’s by fucking three or four girls in various bar bathrooms and back alleys, and that is my favorite thing about partying with sober people…I mean that and the fact they can give you a life home at the end of the night…

Here are some morning links.


Sports Without the Ball…
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Julianne Hough in Shape Magazine
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Hot Girls in Glasses
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Drunk Johnny Depp
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Solange Knowles Married a 51 Year Old
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Anonymous Hacks KKK Twitter Account
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Science Beat Kim Kadashian’s Ass…
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TV Host Proves No One Gives a Shit About What Male TV Show Hosts Wear
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Cats Giving High Fives
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Wife Raps Along to Salt and Peppa
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Girls Going Out partying…
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The Bicycle Acrobatic
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15 Celebs Who Love Banksy
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Dr Huxtable was Raping Chicks in the 80s
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10 Times People Misjudged the Depth of a Puddle
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Claudia Romani is Ridiculous.
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Scared Dog Walks Through the Door Backwards
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The Cat that Plays with a Piece of Paper
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This Dog Can’t Catch ANything in its Mouth
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16 Celebs Having Fan Boy Moments…
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Video of Darren Willson Wrongfully Arresting Someone in 2013
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I hate clubs more than I hate most things. The idea of a room where a bunch of fucking idiots go to waste away and be seen is a total fucking nightmare, especially in this time of EBOLA and no one using condoms…and the only salvation is when you are the one chatting up the model, and not the ratchet bitches you normally try to pay 5 dollars to get a blowjob from, the real model, only because when you’re a creepy dirtbag, in places you hate being, with people you hate being with, who are trying to be seen or more important than they are, the babe you are with, can make it all ok…I think I may have fallen in love.

Here are some stepLINKS….Perverts…

Jim Carrey Giving a Lady a Haircut
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15 Selfies with No Decency…
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Cameron Diaz Unseen Modeling Pics from when she was 17
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Naked Brazilian Melon GIrl
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Slutty Girls with Tattoos
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Michelle Lewin has Butt
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Johnny Depp Slurs his Way Through Hollywood Film Awards
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Jennifer Lawrence Showing Bra…
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Bicyle Performs Epic Acrobatic Stunts
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Miley Cyrus Making Out with Schwarznegger
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8 Year old Sings Bang Bang…
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Charlotte McKinney Underboob
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Some Chick Named Demi in a Bikini….
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Katherine Heigl’s Dressed like a Whore…
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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51 Best Roller Coaster Pics Ever
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Sir Mix-A-Lot Admits Baby Got Back is about Jennifer Lopez
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Dogs Getting Massages
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Dakota Johnson’s Topless
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Helen Flanagan Hiding her Tits
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This Weeks Most Ratchet News Stories…
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13 Breakups That Went Down Horribly on Facebook..
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Lorde’s Cover Song of the Day
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37 Cuteste Kitten Parody Videos…
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Lorde Has a Minging Face
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21 Reenactments of Old Photos
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Naya Rivera is Single White Female-ing Kim Kardashian
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Fireworks Fails!
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Crystal Heffner Ass Implant
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32 Great Moments in Cinematography
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This is Drake’s Alleged Penis
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Jessica Alba at an Event
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January Jones Naked…
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11 Failed Kickstarter Campaigns
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Polish Girls Found Alive
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14 Worst Possible Ways to be Woken Up…
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Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer…
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Claudia Romani Ass Shot…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Awesome Tits Stripping…
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Big Naked Tits
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Emma Stone Slutty in Vanity Fair
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Titty Haircut.
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Fistin’
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Behind the Scenes at the Kelly BRook Calendar Shoot
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Not the April O’Neil I Remember
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Nov

Dakota Johnson’s Topless in Italy of the Day

50 Shades of Grey new trailer was released which means it is a good time to release the paparazzi topless pics of the star, Dakota Johnson, who happens to be one of Melanie Griffith’s kids, who in case you didn’t know was one of the OG, notorious hollywood daughters whofucked everyone growing up, before lading a roll as Don Johnson and Antonio Banderas’ wife….and making a little Dakota…

Her tits are whatever, but I guess this is just a preview of shitty Hollywood rendition of bondage that is to come when that garbage old lady porn is released in February….not that I hate anything that introduces normals to bondage….or topless tanning…it’s just all so obvious and boring…but here it is anyway…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Dakota Johnson

2014

15

Nov

Anastasia Ashley Surfs Ireland of the Day

Here’s a little video of Anastasia Ashley surfing Ireland…that may or may not be all about surfing the freezing cold waves, and more about the Irish countryside and landscape of pub drinking and farm lands…where she is forced to wear a wet suit, instead of the skimpiest bathing suits to show off her surf ass, which may make you wonder why I am posting it, being the pervert that I am, and I guess because I like seeing girls who do more than just post ass pics, coupled with the fact that her ass owns me at the level where I’ll post anything she’s in….clothed or unclothed…and I am still waiting on the sex tape..I’ve been sending emails…trying to convince her to do one…it will happen…one day…it has to…I am persistent…and you all need to see her vs Anal…

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

14

Nov

Miley Cyrus’ Ass in Pantyhose of the Day

I think Miley Cyrus is amazing, I know she’s a full of shit, spoiled brat, who is probably the worst to hang out with, but she’s an exhibitionist, she’s playful and silly, and she’s kinda hot in her annoying hick trashy turned lesbian hipster from LA with lots of money way….I’m a fan…

I’m not just saying that because I have a pantyhose fetish and have sniffed and fucked various girls in pantyhose over my career as a pervert…or maybe I am…there’s just something hot about the semi see through opaque glimpse into the hell that is her vagina…even though as someone who has fucked pantyhose knows how bad the feet area smell…I can look past that…because it’s safe to say Kim K broke the interent, and Miley is Fixing it…right?

Posted in:Miley Cyrus