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2014

24

Oct

Maria Menounos Does Yoga Poses of the Day

Maria Menounos puts a lot of work and effort into making herself a celebrity. I guess after talking about celebrities for a long time on a shitty celebrity gossip TV show that she ended up on because she was trying to be a celebrity of her own – and it was the only gig she got – has helped her craft a bottom feeding strategy to become a reality star in her own right…

You know, pushing her fitness, her ass, her nonsense staged paparazzi pics…

And I still think her best work was the day HER PUSSY SLIP Happened in 2011

I just think this Yoga “look at me I’m Maria Menounos, a star in trailer parks around America”…is dull and if anyone pushing 40 wants to really deliver…they should focus on their outty vagina we’ve all seen – even when they are greek and the word vagina directly relates to Anus…

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2014

24

Oct

Micaela Schafer Does Halloween of the Day

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You probably don’t know who Micaela Schafer, even though she’s an angel sent from heaven left in Germany to fame whore in the best way possible…by getting totally fucking naked…

She’s done this a bunch of times the last few years, it’s pretty desperate but she’s either 30 or older and I guess she figured she’s got naked for free all these years, she might as well do it to help build up her brand…

So she started getting invited to events where she would dress up – or dress down to get some buzz, she got addicted to the coverage and continues to bring it…and to me, she’s the most important thing out of Germany or even Europe right now…because she brings hope that all the other failed actors and models and strippers will do the same nonsense using their contacts they’ve made – because I like this titty in public cry for attention…it’s the level of desperation and pathetic I can get off to, especially since she’s a babe.

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2014

24

Oct

Jamie Lynn Sigler Tits of the Day

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Do you remember jerking off to Meadow Soprano? Me neither. I think on the scale of sex appeal, this motherfucker was a 0. I mean I think Tony Soprano’s tits were probably more desirable in the grand scheme of things – but that’s just because it’s not gay if he’s dead…right?

Here she is showing some cleavage at an event, and it’s really not all that sexy and I don’t really know why I am bothering with this, because let’s face it – we’re an internet porn era and getting off to cleavage would be a real flashback to what was…you know when you used to jerked off to the thought of girls you actually knew and not gaping assholes….back when you didn’t have their facebook to cross reference..because getting off to a real person was a thing….…and sometimes it just takes a shitty cleavage on d-list celeb to realize pussy you kinda know in real life is really what’s actually important in life….

That said – Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Best Work was her 2008 Pussy Flash – Back When Pussy Flashes Still Mattered …She’s an inny…

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Posted in:Jamie Lynn Sigler

2014

24

Oct

Naya Rivera’s Got Cleavage of the Day

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Naya Rivera was once on Glee, then she started dating a large penis black rapper, only to be dumped by him, kicked off the show and re-married to some new asshole within a 2-3 month period…and now…she’s got fake tits….and what looks like a Botox…up on some Kim Kardashian video vixen shit – I guess it all works out in the end – if this is what you would consider “working out”.

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2014

24

Oct

Halle Berry Shitty See Through Of the Day

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I don’t even know why I am posting this.

I mean is it a Flashback Friday to when Halle Berry was the biggest deal in Hollywood, because she was an accessible black girl that movie producers could cast to play the black girl, without being too scared of her for being the black girl, thanks to being raised white in the Suburbs with no access to the black community…you know because Hollywood is racist as fuck…

She did have great tits then, she had a good sex scene in Monster Balls and she did win an Oscar before getting knocked up by a Canadian Model from down the street, before getting old and tired and pregnant again…and now you can see her bra….not that you’d want to see her bra…you’d probably want to see her without a bra….I mean what else is a old weathered played out girl who you can google to see her tits supposed to do….right?

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2014

24

Oct

Willa Holland Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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Willa Holland was the younger sister on The O.C. A show I used to watch because it allowed me to pray on young college girls when I was in my mid 30s and not really anything an 20 year old would want to have sex with – at least not on the surface, but the second I dropped some “Latest episode of OC” knowledge…girls didn’t care…they were just swooped in and locked down….manipulating the general public / hot dumb girls shouldn’t be so easy..but I guess I am glad it is…

She was also on Gossip Girl…which was from what I’ve been told The O.C. in New York…but I didn’t watch that one, I was too old to seduce girls when it was on the air and my penis just didn’t work at the same level – seeing as I threw in the towel…

She got her start because she hung out with Steven Spielberg when she was 7….sounds normal..I mean I guess like anyone else, the girls who make it are already rich and connected, their moms are hot enough to suck dick, or they are hot enough to suck dick…it’s funny that that stereotype is true…

Now she’s on something called Arrow, but more interestingly, she’s posting shitty bikini pics from afar on instagram – that I cropped because I like bikini ass on anyone – especially when it is too pixelated for cellulite.

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2014

24

Oct

Top 10 of The Demi Moore and Her Spawns of the Day

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So it looks like the Demi Moores all got together for some photo exhibit featuring Rumer Willis…naked…

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But Demi, being Demi was more interested in pointing at penises on her T-Shirt…because penis is what made her happen, but what also made her little Demi Moore’s happen…

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She was really excited about the dick on her shirt…

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So she made everyone else wear it…

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Unless that was part of the event they were at…everyone had to wear the same shirt…I guess that would make more sense than Rumer Willis’ monster face…or that any man under 40 would get this close to Demi…

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Because she is the devil..

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2014

24

Oct

For Love and Lemon’s Holiday 2014 Camopaign of the Day

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For Love and Lemons is an LA based clothing company – that has a pretty extensive line of lingerie that is pretty relevant, at least with all the models you probably masturbate to if you are me…and knowing the popularity of this site – you probably are me…I’m my only reader..

That said, they released this photoshoot, that I assume is for their 2014 Lingerie collection – with some hot model I am not really sure who she is or what her name is…

I just know that this styling, this vibe, this look, and the fact that you can see the lingerie in it’s full form, with a girl in some 70s porn inspired location – without being rebuilt in photoshopped or having her nipples erased in photoshop…like Victoria’s Secret…

So what I am saying is – this is how it is supposed to be done…and it’s hot as fuck…

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Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

24

Oct

The Parking Lot Girl is the Best and Other Videos of the Day

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Your Neighbor Hates You – Woman VS Security Cam

Truck Out of Control in Reverse

The Hatchet Wielding NYPD Attacker in CCTV

Cop VS ATV in RUssia

Old Man Gets Run over by a Crazy Person…

Dad Helps His Dog Hump is Kid…

Idiots on Motorbikes

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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@tortorr showing off her @3rdeyevisionla glasses the #stepgirl…butt first.

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jul 7, 2014 at 6:52am PDT

There is something magical to be said about a girl or multiple girls who think they are in committed relationships with me – even though we’ve never met, and they’ve only seen me with my mask on…

I guess my words are just that charming and seductive when I offer to lock them in my basement for romantic reasons….

Or maybe, the world is a twisted and horrible place…

Here are some morning links – just after my tinder love letters…

Tori Spelling Has a Nervous Breakdown
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Things That Look Like a Penis
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Honey Boo Boo is Cancelled
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Junior Hockey Coach Freaks the Fuck Out…
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Girl Mad She Wasn’t Nicki Minaj when she Woke Up After Dental Surgery
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I Like Sara Malakul Lane
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Underboob!
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Freshman Who Got to Bang Lisa Ann
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Seniors React to Nicki Minaj
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The Sex Scenes in 50 Shades of Grey are Being Re-Shot
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Cement Mixer Gets Stuck
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Kids React to Brussel Sprouts
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