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2014

23

Oct

Babe Eating Chips for Janneke Storm of the Day

Janneke Storm is an Australian based photographer – who captures amazing girls like Jana Kruger posing half naked…looking hot and amazing and in this case eating chips – something that I am normally terrified – because my wife is obese, and 80 percent of the reason she’s obese is from eating chips…so whenever I see chips I get post traumatic stress – war flashbacks of when I used to be able to see her vagina, before I had to lift the fold of fat to find it…but in this case…with a hot white Australian babe…I’m ready to dive in there and eat these chips after they’ve been digested…if you know what I mean…and you do.

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2014

23

Oct

Girls Making Fart Noises of the Day

My friends over at WorldWideInterweb who refuse to link me because I post pics of nipples and I guess they are scared of nipples, who may not be my friends at all, now that I think about the lack of support they have given me over the years, put together a riveting piece of cinematic genius – featuring girls – making fart noises.

Some may say our society is doomed, that internet content has dumbed us down, that journalism and integrity in journalism doesn’t exist, and that it is all a bunch of clickbait for pageviews and ad revenue…and I would say they were wrong, but not because of this video…but because even pre-interent, I’m sure you would be watching this same video – only VHS or Cable Access in a Skateboard video…because people will always love stupidity…That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

Oct

Miley Cyrus Selfies of the Day

Here’s Miley Cyrus on the Selfie kick, because we live in a narcissistic society where everyone, not just people with fan bases are in love with themselves and think the world love them – thanks to sold out shows and a pile of fucking money….it’s like everyday people are into this, doing this, taking pics of this – all for their local micro fanbase that they get using the proper hash tags – that lead to them thinking they are more important than they actually, and leads to them having a shittier attitude than Miley Cyrus in terms of ego….and that is part of why the world is seriously fucking doomed…

Now I prefer when selfies are more spread asshole…but you already know that, because if you’re a girl, I’ve probably already asked you for some.

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2014

23

Oct

Izabel Goulart Does Fitness of the Day

Here’s some really important fitness tips by Izabel Goulart that don’t really teach you anything about fitness at all – but instead show you everything you need to know about her model ass in motion…wearing short shorts – it’s a fetish…more people jerk off to this…than actually draw any real knowledge. Which is perfectly fine by me…because I am a pervert and the only reason I would ever join a gym is to find fat girls, turned skinny, who still have fat girl mentality and not fat girl turned skinny mentality, because fat girl turned skinny is like when a girl buys implants and thinks she’s all of a sudden a babe and has new found confidence…while fat girl turned skinny who still thinks she’s a fat girl – is the right level of insecure to fuck me…

Amazing.

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2014

23

Oct

Indian Man Parades Naked Wife and Otehr Videos of the Day

Tiger Butt VS Ass

Pickup Crash of the Day

Man Blows in Cows Anus to Yield More Milk

WOman Gets Runover By a Psycho

Man Vs Parking Gate.

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Indian Man Parades Naked Wife and Otehr Videos of the Day

Tiger Butt VS Ass

Pickup Crash of the Day

Man Blows in Cows Anus to Yield More Milk

WOman Gets Runover By a Psycho

Man Vs Parking Gate.

Dog Pulls Off Bikini Top

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I got in a fight with an old lady. She asked me to turn off my phone screen because the light was getting in her eye – or some other crazy scared of cancer bullshit…get in my face and I’m supposed to respect you because she’s an old lady…

So I said “I’m 3 texts away from a spread pussy pic, so if you’re not gonna show me yours, that I don’t want to see, because I hate you, I’m gonna stick with my phone”….

Because real life – is better when you have a cellphone pumping pussy pics your way.

Top 10 Celebs Doing Random Shit
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The Best Trick a Dog Can Learn
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24 Clever Street Art Pieces
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News Reporter Thinks Young People Should Stick To Tinder – Not Voting – AMAZING
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Kristen Stewart Quits Acting
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Slow Motion Belly Flop
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Shia LaBeouf Live
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Larry David’s Guide to Social Etiquette
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Brad Pitt on Between 2 Fens
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Ashley Greene in Women’s Health
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8 Literal Movie Posters
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Karlie Kloss Working Out
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2014

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

@msalii #twerking for train conductors on @cannon_show's birthday by @creepstreet

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I have a feeling that most girls who talk about anal have never had a finger / mouth / plug or penis up in their assholes. They are all Anal Posers. They just like saying it – but you don’t like doing it…and that’s where I come in…and change all that…

I also have a feeling most girls have never had an orgasm, that I can’t help with…but I know sex toys that can.

Follow me on INSTAGRAM we’re working on hitting 1,000,000 followers…it’s going really really fucking slow…

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13 Sexy Dog Costumes….
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Top 20 Creepiest Halloween Costumes
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A Bunch of Booty
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Mariana Goulart Topless Brazilian
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Jordan Katie Price is the Fucking Future
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Ikea Halloween…
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Lindsay Lohan Falls on her Face
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The Man Who was Arrested for Selling Ebola
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Miley Cyrus Eating Money
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Taylor Swift Legs…
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30 Most Amazing Halloween Mugshots….
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Princess in a Blue Dress
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Megan Fox and James Franco for Halloween
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Some Random No Name Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Liz is the Slut of the Day
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Cara Delevingne in a See Through Top
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Horrifying Halloween Make-Up that Will Scare You…
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Doutzen Kroes in a White Dress
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Sofia Vergara’s Big tits at an Event
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8 Unconventional Hats….
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Ariana Grande Does Kaballah Because God Hates Her Gay Brother..
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day
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Lea Michele’s Hard Nipples
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Kate Hudson Cleavage
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Molly Ringwald Lives and She’s Disgusting
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Adrianne Curry Naked
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Annie Lennox VS Beyonce
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Naked Glamour Model Named Sammy Braddy
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Keely Hazell in a Bikini
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Naked Victoria’s Secret Models
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J.Lo Booty Profile
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Gigi Hadid in Leggings
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Vintage Kate Upton Rookie Pics…
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Amber Rose as a Zombie
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Rihanna Leaves the Dentist
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Bethenny Frankel Humps Jamie Foxx
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Teens React to Teen Fashion
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12 People Stuck in Weird Places…
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Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy AVN Contest
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Upcoming Nude Scenes
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How Many Fingers can She Fit
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The Three Titty…Chick
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Suck Them Tits…
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Naked With Glasses
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Katee Life…
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Greek Slut of the Day…
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Tied Up Girl Weirdness
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Fishnet Bait
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Weird Strip – Bush…
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

22

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Falls on Her Face of the Day

Lindsay Lohan fell.

It brought me great joy.

She’s been falling for the last 10 years, on the regular, if you were to google it you’d see her falling all over the place. Maybe her meds, drugs, drinking, starving herself make her dizzy, maybe she can’t handle the heels, I mean the one and only time I spent the night with her – she fell on her fucking face…but I didn’t see her drink, she just locked herself in the bedroom with her friend Juliette and railed enough cocaine to kill a small animal, but not enough cocaine to think that dancing to her music album in her heels and pajama pants was a bad idea….those were the days…2009…when I peaked..it’s been all downhill since…5 years of emptiness…but at least there’s still Lohan, living, alive, falling…amazing…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

22

Oct

Courtney Stodden Naked for for Instagram of the Day

Courtney Stodden posted this picture of her strategically – yet fully nude – reminding me why I like Courtney Stodden. She’s just this balance of fame whore, clown with silly circus sized tits, who pretends to be 18 or 19 and married to an old dude, when she’s really probably in her 40s, and the whole Courtney Stodden experience is just perfect…sure I’d throw in more porn, but at the same time, she looks like a typical pornstar and that would just make her like everyone else, when the real allure is that she looks and acts it, but isn’t it, keeping me wanting more…

My one life regret in recent years was being invited to her Halloween party last year, and not going…I guess I’ll just look at her instagram porn – because I can.

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2014

22

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Takes a Selfie of the Day

There’s something magical about seeing people taking selfies shamelessly in public. It’s just part of our culture and it happens almost everywhere you go. It’s the internet turning you into the inner narcissist you’ve always been. Forcing you to think people care about where you are, what you are doing, or every little bullshit thing you see….or think…it’s like a 24/7 reality show starring you..and I totally find it boring – until it ends in nudes and sex tapes…in which case…I find it amazing…

So here’s Alessandra, bikini model, taking a selfie, because she doesn’t do enough photoshoots, she isn’t on camera enough, and she needs to turn the camera on herself…you see because the people of instagram are just sitting there waiting to like the shit.

The world is fucking crazy….

Feeling the elements ?????????? #glamz @justinpurdue @kaylamichelehair #aunaturel #beautybythebeach #fashion

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