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2014

22

Oct

Top 10 Kate Hudson Lives of the Day

My favorite thing that Kate Hudson has done in her career, is not these old lady breast implants – we can all assume she got….

It’s not any of her shitty movies she proved that acting required little no talent to be a part of…

It’s not her teen pregnancy – with some older dude – to give hope to older dudes everywhere that if they are rich enough they can trap some 19 year old broken hollywood baby to have your baby….

It’s not even that she rolled through every dude in Hollywood, probably starting at a young age thanks to her Goldie Hawn access…you know filling the emptiness of being a celebrity baby with cock…

It’s that she drove Owen Wilson to attempted suicide, at least that’s what the rumor was…I mean that’s some seriosuly powerful, psychotic, mind fucking pussy…but maybe I just can’t relate since I don’t have feelings…but if I did – I highly doubt any loose woman would lead me to jump..proving that either actors are broken and weak people – or that Kate Hudson’s addictive as fuck..

Either way, she lives, and so do her tits, as she pushes 40.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2014

22

Oct

James Franco and Megan Fox for Halloween of the DAy

Here is Megan Fox dressed up like something you can probably masturbate to…maybe even something you’ve already masturbated…you know like the host of a demon child who just had said demon child ripped out of her womb before polluting the world and destroying her vagina…something that is too little too late and just fantasy…because instead of abortion, she went with Ruin Career and sex appeal because she was so in love with the pscyho David from 90210 who trapped her crazy ass..

But I guess it’s Halloween and you can dress like anything…

Posted in:James Franco

2014

22

Oct

Jojo Levesque Shows Off her Necklace of the Day

Jojo Levesque was someone considered Jail bait at 17, because she had a music video in an era when people still jerked off to music videos, and watched them on TV. I never understood her appeal, because she was alway thick, a lot like a little boy, and really not very memorable…and I guess the rest of the world realized that when she turned 18 and the fact that she was illegal to lust after was out of the masturbation fantasies, people came to their senses….she fell off the map – spent all her money on her black boyfriend who you know violated…got fat…and now is on her comeback tour because she’s got mouths to feed and I guess she figures if she did it once she can do it again..and I’m just posting it because you can see her bra…not like that means anything, every girl who leaves her house who still bothers with bras pretty much show them off…but I am hoping at least one of you weirdos is still in love with her, still has the posters up in your creepy masturbation lair…and this helps you go on with your pathetic life. I am a hero like that.

Posted in:Jojo Levesque

2014

22

Oct

Maitland Ward’s Subtle Dress of the Day

I wrote about Maitland Ward yesterday , if you consider what I do actually writing…

I mean I see letters but they don’t actually mean anything…sure they are words but ultimately just nonsenese…but what I was getting at is that this Maitland is busty, she’s never really made it in Hollywood, her claim to fame was Boy Meets World a long time ago, and now she’s on some promo tour, getting invited to obscure event where the paparazzi is, and getting naked – in revealing dresses…shameless attention seeking…

I don’t know if she’s trying to promote anything, maybe filming a documentary, or just bored and looking for something of substance…

I just know that she’s doing this everyday, she’s on some kind of half naked mission and I would be crazy to try to stop her – because it is funny, sad, and touches me on so many levels – I wish every girl was this eager to get noticed and on the blogs…but then I guess Maitland would be nothing special…and clearly she’s pretty fucking special…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2014

22

Oct

Shoot Out in Canada Parliament Building and Other Videos of the Day

Soldier Shot at War Memorial…in canada

Ghetto Fight Involving 100 people, including a chick in a wheel chair…and 2x4s…the world..is fucked

Woman VS Fire Extinguisher

The man Who Accidentally Caught Himself on Fire

Kurd Dancer Accidentally Shoots His Friend

Raving Princess of the day

Parents Encourage Their Kids to Fight

Naked Dude on a Bike

Posted in:Videos

2014

22

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

One more of @anastasiaashley from the back in a bikini to celebrate winter – because that's my #wcw

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

Apparently there was a Canadian shooting.

Despite your hopes and dreams, especially if you’re a model who I tease…or a Social Activist feminist who finds Halloween costumes offensive and is protesting outside the Hallween store because a “sexy” anything but a “woman owned sex shop worker”…is wrong…

I wasn’t one of the people shot…

I was sleeping…because that’s what unemployed alcoholics do.. We Sleep…and often times hope never to wake up – but we always wake up – until we never wake up…

Here are some morning Links…in the stepLINKS…

Ikea Halloween is So Good
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Bristol Palin Freak Out
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Embarrassing Photos of Rappers
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9 Horrible Couple Costumes
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Babes Tugging at their Clothes
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Dita Von Teese Titties for Instagram
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The Superimposted Movie Posters guy is Cool
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The Simpson’s Reincarnated as Other Famous Cartoons
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15 Old People with the Best Fucking Shirts
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Maitland Ward See Through
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
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Renee Zellweger is Glad You Don’t Think She’ Looks Like Renee Zellweger
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People in Spongebob Costumes
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Full Body Condom
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McDonalds Serves “Organic” Dishes to Food Experts…
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10 A-List Stars Who Started in Sketch Comedy…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

And I can't even name one Squad that's keeping up ???? @moon_gypsy_ + @laura_ava ???? COMING SOON

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

Girls are much more into anal propositions – even when they are anal virgins – if you promise to sing them love songs while you do it.

At least when they are girls from the internet…because when you offer strangers in the grocery store anal with love song serenades…they usually get their boyfriends or security to tell you to fuck off…


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Here are some links…

Internet’s Booty Hall of Fame
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Colleen Shannon is the Babe of the Day
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9 Couple Costumes that are the Worst…
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Sister Cristina Scuccia Singing Like a Virgin…
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Tyga Put a Baby in Kylie Jenner
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Victoria’s Secret Models Naked…
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Sasha Grey Reenacts Real Weird Sexts
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DJ Colleen Shannon is All Kinds of Amazing
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Kim Kardashians’ Hard Nipple
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Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom in Love…
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Marcel the Shell With Shoes on Must Die…
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Slut of the Day ….
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The Scariest Threats to the US
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Amanda Cerny’s New Music Video
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Car Selfies…
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I Still Find Lindsay Lohan Hot
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Kirk Cameron is a Lunatic
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The Weirdest Lock on Earth
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Drunk Russian Wisdom
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Jennifer Lawrence a Some Event
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Paris Hilton Bare Midriff
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Publicity Stunt Fail…
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You Don’t See This Weirdness Everyday
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13 Creepiest Unexplained Photos…
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Joanna Krupa is Slutty
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Miss Virgina Got hacked…
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Guy Superimposts Movie Posters Over Friends
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Behati Prinsloo Topless Outtakes
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Maitland Ward – No Panties in a See Through Dress
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Paul George Plays Against a Dog..
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Hot Girls in Hats…
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Some Couple at an Event In NYC of the Day
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Hottest Models From Melbourne…
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Teens React to 1980s Fashion
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Camille Rowe in Victoria’s Secret Catalog
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Cameron Diaz Tits Tits in Some Magazine…
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Matthew McConaughey on the Redskins…
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Amber Rose Fat Ass Zombie…
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Hilaria Baldwin doing Yoga in the Pumpkin Patch!!!
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David Arquette’s Fight with Fiance Caught on Tape
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Dress
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Kaley Cuoco’s Legs
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Doutzen Kroes Legs
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26 Sexiest Pics of Carrie Fisher
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Bella Thorne is Riding a Pumpkin
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Man Fakes Coma to Steal 40,000 Dollars
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Insane Fast Food Items You Can’t Get in the US…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest and Be Her Date to the AVNs…
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21 Minutes of Cam Girls…
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Hot Babe in the Shower
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Joey Fisher Has Huge Tits…
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Girl Helping Girl..
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Cam Girl Shirts Out Toy
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Kate Upton Rookie Pics from before She was Fat…
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Ayee Bee is Amazing…
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Naked Babe in Water…
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Naked Cassandra
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Vintage Pam Anderson Playboy Pics
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Selfie Bait.
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Oct

Drunk Models for Interview of the Day

The models are:


Anja Rubik, Edita Vilkeviciute, Daria Strokous, Andreea Diaconu and Lily Donaldson

They are pretending to be drunk, sure fashion drunk, but drunk nonetheless for some photographer in interview magazine, and I figured this would be porn to you – since every girl you’ve ever banged has been at this level of intoxication, only she wasn’t playing it up like a half dead corpse barely capable of self lubricating, for an editorial shoot, but rather was a half dead corpse barely capable of self lubricating, because you fed her those sedatives…I mean a guy’s got get laid somehow…and it’s not really your fault if the girl you’re date raping is inebriated…even if you helped get her that way..and it’s not even date rape…if you didn’t take her on a date.

Right?

Either way, love this shoot..it speaks to my soul and represents every love I’ve ever known on the first night we had sex…here are the pics..

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

21

Oct

Nicki Minaj for GQ of the Day

Nicki Minaj is in November’s GQ, because she’s famous and a big deal, with her ass worshipping videos people get excited about, even though her ass they are worshipping is probably and implant and a prop in her very lucrative acting role, where she plays a Black Lady Gaga weirdo, turned edgy half naked hip hop female rapper, for the white girls that eat it up…because in the event you didn’t know, she was in Acting school when she went for the Nicki Minaj audition and what has come of it has been a lie…but as time goes on, and she gets badder and badder, I’m starting to fall into her nonsense..or at least stare at her attention seeking, revealing stunts…cuz I like ass and titties and the girls willing to showcase them to make millions as much as the next guy – even if her music makes me want to cut of dick and balls and stuff them in my ears so that I never have to hear, fuck, or really live cuz I’ll bleed out….again…

here are a few of the faux bad girl – being decent pics via GQ

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

21

Oct

Cailin Russo Topless of the Day

I’ve made fun of Cailin Russo a little bit because that’s what I do when I like girls. It is also what I do when I hate girls. So it is hard to differentiate the two…not that I actually care about any of these girls. They only exist in my inbox as they are self promoting themselves aggressively, trying to be “it girls” or part of campaigns – because it validates them and helps grow their social media – so that they feel more important than the other girls who aren’t as eager for attention…

Now I don’t hate that, I like girls who get in front of the camera – especially when topless…but there are just so many of them, it’s hard to really differentiate one from the other. They all blend into one hipster pile of hair on a skinny body with shitty tattoos…that I would ejaculate on, but in my defence I’ve ejaculated on some weird shit in my day…from kitchen tables to public door knobs…to college desks to panties found at the laundromat…I’m talent.

I just think in the grand scheme of everything – in my life and your life – no matter how much money she makes, or how shitty her dad’s punk band is, she doesn’t matter…you could argue that nothing matters..and I guess you’d be right…but along with nothing comes Cailin – just in the right circle – Russo…and here are her tits.

Posted in:Cailin Russo