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2014

21

Oct

AshelyInLA Wishes Evander Holyfield a Happy Birthday of the Day

Happy Birthday Evander Holyfield. #DreamBig #NeverGiveUp #Worldpeace.

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Oct 10, 2014 at 3:18am PDT

AshleyInLa is one of the greatest things to happen to social media. I’ve been following her antics on instagram for a long time – she’s basically making fun of all the fame whores out there – by doing a variation of their fame whoring – it what I think is a pretty fucking genius way – and throughout the whole process – has pretty rockin’ body…

So yesterday was Evander Holyfield’s birthday…follow your dreams…and my dreams are following AshleyInLa…

Now – here she is on her lip gloss

NO PERVY COMMENTS PLEASE! This is about my lipgloss. #Chanel #Worldpeace

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Oct 10, 2014 at 3:46am PDT

And – Here she is playing with Dan Bilzerian’s money

Follow your dreams always. #DreamItDoIt #worldpeace

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Oct 10, 2014 at 11:46pm PDT

She’s the best…

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2014

21

Oct

Gigi Hadid Cleavage at Some Event of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has cleavage…as do most girls who aren’t breast cancer survivors…or 8..now that girls go through puberty at 11.

She is only 18 or 19 – so you are a pervert for liking these tits, but you’re not nearly as big of a pervert as family friend Paul Marciano – from Guess? fame – who cast her in his campaigns when she was just a little girl…because her gold digging fame whore mother wanted her working – and her dad was too busy creeping on young hot girls to fuck behind the mom’s back – that he figured this would keep them all busy when not spending his ridiculous amounts of money..

Some rich girls want ponies, others want to be in Sports Illustrated, when your dad is over the dop enough – I guess anything happens…and here are her young tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Oct

Amanda Holden’s Ass for Twitter of the Day

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I don’t know who Amanda Holden is, but apparently she tweeted a picture of her ass on set of some morning or daily or TV show and her fan base went nuts – probably because she’s got a good ass despite being 44…and maybe because people on TV don’t just tweet their asses, even when she’s being so clever with the way she shows it off by pretending this is what the camera angle from behind looks like – up on some news anchor / David Letterman not wearing pants behind his desk…kind of thing…and I guess when anyone tweets their ass, even a grandma, because her dress doesn’t fit proper – whether on TV or not…I’ll stare…because I like ass…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

21

Oct

Nina Agdal’s Half Court Basketball Shorts of the Day

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Half court #nbd #enthusiastic ????????

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Oct 10, 2014 at 4:25pm PDT

Nina Agdal has posted this video – or at least a similar one already. I guess she’s digging into her archive of self shot nonsense to keep her social media updated – the pressures of modern fucking life…and I just want to say that I encourage this behavior from her because she’s not showing off her big, wonky waterhead – as she’s got a bit of a Downs Syndrome vibe…and she’s not really focusing on her “I’m tall as fuck that’s why I am a model, and before being a model, I was a basketball player, since any excuse to get out of communism was a good one”…but she doesn’t have to worry about that anymore, she’s got the stamp of approval that will ensure a rich husband, just not Adam Levine, who has tainted her vagina, but who went for the Victoria’s Secret model instead…I guess he knows handing out green cards to these immigrants is valuable and he’s gotta choose the best he can…who cares…apparently I do..because I just spent 1 minute of my life writing this drivel…

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2014

21

Oct

In Bed Lingerie Catalog Shoot of the Day

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The photographer’s name is JEFF TSE …I’ve posted some of his lingerie stuff before HERE . Cuz I’m with it…

I am not sure what these shoot is for, but I do know that it involves a model in lingerie in bed, and I figure that that is all we need to know.

It’s like there are staged lingerie pics of girls photoshopped to shit…to promote lingerie, then there is this where I feel like I am up in bed with her…and it is safe to say that I prefer when I feel like I am up in bed with a half naked model – it’s better than looking to my right and seeing my fat wife in leggings that aren’t leggings but rather sweatpants that fit like leggings as her gunt hangs out of the top as she chugs what must be melted ice cream in some kind of crisis because the frezer broke and she must salvage it all before it’s too late…

My life is hell..

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2014

21

Oct

Bregje Heinen on the Beach of the Day

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Bregje Heinen just did Maxim Magazine, which really doesn’t mean anything at all, because Maxim is the fucking worst…

It is a massive pile of irrelevant shit that didn’t manage to convert to the web very well, and that were forced to use real low level talent in their shoots up until this year when they tried the rebrand because they were struggling hard..

I was in Maxim in 2007. I know first hand.

I also get lawyers letters everytime I mention Maxim, because they are team players who really get it like that.

Fuck those asshoels…even though I’d rather fuck this asshole…the one hiding in Bregje Heinen’s bathing suit in her instagram pic…

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2014

21

Oct

Daniela Giraldo for Mai Petit of the Day

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Her name is Daniela Giraldo – I have never heard of her – she seems to have an IMDB page so I guess that means she’s an actress or an aspiring actress who has booked one job in an obscure TV show as the Coffee Shop Patron 1 – which is far more relevant and important than being Coffee Shop Patron 4. I guess…

We all have to start somewhere, and if that is this Daniela Giraldo, it is safe to say her focus should be less on shitty acting roles and more on laying in bed in her panties…

This is for some brand called MAI PETIT and I think it’s a far more interesting shoot than the brands with higher budgets because I feel like I’m watching this exhibitionism go down out in public…and as a Voyeur. I dig it.

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2014

21

Oct

Daria Werbowy for Document No. 5 of the Day

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Daria Werbowy is some Ukrainian Canadian import, who escaped communism and joined the maple syrup brigade when she was 3….I’ve never met her, despite knowing everyone in Canada thanks to our Polar Bear expeditions that we are forced to do for free health care, I guess being 5 foot 11, she was able to escape for brighter pastures in the US…where she ended up being a massively successful model, working the Runway, making millions, and now at 30 – posing in her underwear for some obscure magazine I’ve never heard of…I guess dreams come true…

What should have been a sex trafficked, bear juggling, circus traveling, cam girl, carni…is now the face of massive brands…meanwhile Americans, who are just as tall can’t even pull this shit off on their own turf because they are too busy working the Walmart checkout line…to pay for the junk food that helps with their obesity and impending diabetes…

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2014

21

Oct

Maitland Ward’s Nipple in her Dress of the Day

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Her name is Maitland Ward. Her claim to fame was being in Boy Meets World..she played the older brother’s busty girlfriend. That was a solid decade or more ago..and apparently she’s still got her tits…tits she has recently been subtle about getting back in the media – by dressing pretty much half naked every chance she gets – to the point where it would be considered “thirsty” or “desperate” but that I think should be celebrated – because any girl who “accidentally” shows her tits – every fucking day – because she’s just unlucky like that…and all I see is big tits everywhere…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE BLACK DRESS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE RED SHIRT CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Oct

Paige Nude on the Beach with Sam Li of the Day

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Her name is Paige and she’s not an official model, at least I don’t think she is, because I’ve never heard of her, and I’ve hear of most models…but I am sure if she is signed – she’ll be the first to email me…

All this to say she looks pretty alright in these pics by photographer SAMLIVM…because let’s face it, any skinny girl willing to get naked on the beach for a photoshoot that doesn’t necessarily serve any purpose, or have any budget, but is strictly for “artistic” endeavors and instagram hits…is amazing by me…you see I don’t need real models, I find them boring and expensive. I am way more into regular girls who haven’t quite established themselves yet, who want to pay dress up or in this case dress down.

I am a fan…

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