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2014

21

Oct

In Bed Lingerie Catalog Shoot of the Day

The photographer’s name is JEFF TSE …I’ve posted some of his lingerie stuff before HERE . Cuz I’m with it…

I am not sure what these shoot is for, but I do know that it involves a model in lingerie in bed, and I figure that that is all we need to know.

It’s like there are staged lingerie pics of girls photoshopped to shit…to promote lingerie, then there is this where I feel like I am up in bed with her…and it is safe to say that I prefer when I feel like I am up in bed with a half naked model – it’s better than looking to my right and seeing my fat wife in leggings that aren’t leggings but rather sweatpants that fit like leggings as her gunt hangs out of the top as she chugs what must be melted ice cream in some kind of crisis because the frezer broke and she must salvage it all before it’s too late…

My life is hell..

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2014

21

Oct

Bregje Heinen on the Beach of the Day

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Bregje Heinen just did Maxim Magazine, which really doesn’t mean anything at all, because Maxim is the fucking worst…

It is a massive pile of irrelevant shit that didn’t manage to convert to the web very well, and that were forced to use real low level talent in their shoots up until this year when they tried the rebrand because they were struggling hard..

I was in Maxim in 2007. I know first hand.

I also get lawyers letters everytime I mention Maxim, because they are team players who really get it like that.

Fuck those asshoels…even though I’d rather fuck this asshole…the one hiding in Bregje Heinen’s bathing suit in her instagram pic…

Posted in:Bregje Heinen

2014

21

Oct

Daniela Giraldo for Mai Petit of the Day

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Her name is Daniela Giraldo – I have never heard of her – she seems to have an IMDB page so I guess that means she’s an actress or an aspiring actress who has booked one job in an obscure TV show as the Coffee Shop Patron 1 – which is far more relevant and important than being Coffee Shop Patron 4. I guess…

We all have to start somewhere, and if that is this Daniela Giraldo, it is safe to say her focus should be less on shitty acting roles and more on laying in bed in her panties…

This is for some brand called MAI PETIT and I think it’s a far more interesting shoot than the brands with higher budgets because I feel like I’m watching this exhibitionism go down out in public…and as a Voyeur. I dig it.

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2014

21

Oct

Daria Werbowy for Document No. 5 of the Day

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Daria Werbowy is some Ukrainian Canadian import, who escaped communism and joined the maple syrup brigade when she was 3….I’ve never met her, despite knowing everyone in Canada thanks to our Polar Bear expeditions that we are forced to do for free health care, I guess being 5 foot 11, she was able to escape for brighter pastures in the US…where she ended up being a massively successful model, working the Runway, making millions, and now at 30 – posing in her underwear for some obscure magazine I’ve never heard of…I guess dreams come true…

What should have been a sex trafficked, bear juggling, circus traveling, cam girl, carni…is now the face of massive brands…meanwhile Americans, who are just as tall can’t even pull this shit off on their own turf because they are too busy working the Walmart checkout line…to pay for the junk food that helps with their obesity and impending diabetes…

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2014

21

Oct

Maitland Ward’s Nipple in her Dress of the Day

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Her name is Maitland Ward. Her claim to fame was being in Boy Meets World..she played the older brother’s busty girlfriend. That was a solid decade or more ago..and apparently she’s still got her tits…tits she has recently been subtle about getting back in the media – by dressing pretty much half naked every chance she gets – to the point where it would be considered “thirsty” or “desperate” but that I think should be celebrated – because any girl who “accidentally” shows her tits – every fucking day – because she’s just unlucky like that…and all I see is big tits everywhere…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE BLACK DRESS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE RED SHIRT CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Oct

Paige Nude on the Beach with Sam Li of the Day

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Her name is Paige and she’s not an official model, at least I don’t think she is, because I’ve never heard of her, and I’ve hear of most models…but I am sure if she is signed – she’ll be the first to email me…

All this to say she looks pretty alright in these pics by photographer SAMLIVM…because let’s face it, any skinny girl willing to get naked on the beach for a photoshoot that doesn’t necessarily serve any purpose, or have any budget, but is strictly for “artistic” endeavors and instagram hits…is amazing by me…you see I don’t need real models, I find them boring and expensive. I am way more into regular girls who haven’t quite established themselves yet, who want to pay dress up or in this case dress down.

I am a fan…

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2014

21

Oct

Renee Zellweger’s Face of the Day

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I am pretty amazed that anyone cares about Rennee Zellweger’s face modification procedures that have made her more human-like. If anything we should be celebrating the fact that she has eyes….This picture has gone viral and people everywhere are talking about how different she looks…or how she terrorized her face, when I don’t see much of a difference, because all I see is wrinkles, and wrinkles are my sign to stop lookin’….I just know that this is better than the alien inbred that was….

I was never clear on how she got cast for anything other than the inbred, monster in a horror movie. There have been times that she was the leading lady ore even the love interet and that’s just twisted as fuck…especially when thinking about the old her and wondering why she would ever leave the house without a mask…

So I think whatever is going on here – is a good thing…but at the same time…who gives a fuck…where are the spread asshole pics.

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2014

21

Oct

Top 5 – Blake Lively’s Pregnant Tit of the Day

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I am pretty fascinated, but not fascinated at all, maybe more amazed when it is forced down my throat, that people actually care about Blake Lively, or her pregnancy.

I mean she was on Gossip Girl, she was never an A-Lister, she’s hardly interesting, and if anything her milk filled tit thanks to her hormones being jacked the fuck up, is her best work to date…

She is virtually a nobody, even when she wears hooker gear she got at the sex shop for attention on the red carpet of bullshit events…

All this to say, she’s the fucking worst.

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Oct

Half Naked Woman in Berlin Plays With Her Tits…while Breast Feeding…and Other Videos of the Day

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Elmo Says – Hindus Rape Children

Soccer Player Dies Celebrating Goal

Australian Isis Member’s Message to the People of America…Britain and America…

Plane Crash of the Day

Elephant Gives Birth….While Assholes Terroize Her….Not Cool…

Boxer Knocks Out the Ref

Girl Gets Robbed by three Thugs in Crown Heights

Spotted Dick on Jeopardy

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Cake like errryday my birthday ???? Super babe @msalii on @drunkenstepfatherdotcom by The Lady Killer @iheartboris #creepinwhileyasleepin

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Oct 10, 2014 at 8:13pm PDT

I have been giving my phone number to tinder girls – to get a better sense of who they are – and what they are about…

They are all too skeptical about meeting some masked man in a back alley – where I suggest we meet….

The conversations have led to no where good, there are is no future anal virginity taking…I was just surprised that not one of them was a man, or cat-fishing, or trolling…

What happened to the internet, when did the internet become a place for us to put out our real identities out there…This must be some government initiated program you are all falling for..and I guess that’s a good thing when it comes to getting nudes – something every girl is into -but a bad thing when it comes to crime..

Here are some morning links…I live on the east coast but start my day on west coast time, and end my day east coast time, because I am unemployed.

Texas High School Teacher Arrested for Sex with Student
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Clingy Pandas Don’t Want Their Medicine
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The Blade Runner Get’s 5 Years
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Real VS Fake a Titty Shakedown Video
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15 People Regretting Their Career Choices
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Natalie Gal has a Rockin’ Ass
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Carmen Electra on Dennis Rodman for Oprah Screams Desperation On All Fronts..
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Top 10 Tunisian Street Art
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10 Lies Kids Were Tricked into Believing
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12 People Not Getting EBOLA
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Demolition Man Destroys Platform He’s Standing On
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Celebrities Humanized By Their Real First Names…
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WhatsApp Founder Ruined College Ex-Girlfriend’s Life…
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Stella Maxwell in Lingerie
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Virtual Atopsy of King Tut has Some Weird Tits
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