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2014

21

Oct

Daniela Giraldo for Mai Petit of the Day

Her name is Daniela Giraldo – I have never heard of her – she seems to have an IMDB page so I guess that means she’s an actress or an aspiring actress who has booked one job in an obscure TV show as the Coffee Shop Patron 1 – which is far more relevant and important than being Coffee Shop Patron 4. I guess…

We all have to start somewhere, and if that is this Daniela Giraldo, it is safe to say her focus should be less on shitty acting roles and more on laying in bed in her panties…

This is for some brand called MAI PETIT and I think it’s a far more interesting shoot than the brands with higher budgets because I feel like I’m watching this exhibitionism go down out in public…and as a Voyeur. I dig it.

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2014

21

Oct

Daria Werbowy for Document No. 5 of the Day

Daria Werbowy is some Ukrainian Canadian import, who escaped communism and joined the maple syrup brigade when she was 3….I’ve never met her, despite knowing everyone in Canada thanks to our Polar Bear expeditions that we are forced to do for free health care, I guess being 5 foot 11, she was able to escape for brighter pastures in the US…where she ended up being a massively successful model, working the Runway, making millions, and now at 30 – posing in her underwear for some obscure magazine I’ve never heard of…I guess dreams come true…

What should have been a sex trafficked, bear juggling, circus traveling, cam girl, carni…is now the face of massive brands…meanwhile Americans, who are just as tall can’t even pull this shit off on their own turf because they are too busy working the Walmart checkout line…to pay for the junk food that helps with their obesity and impending diabetes…

Posted in:Daria Werbowy

2014

21

Oct

Maitland Ward’s Nipple in her Dress of the Day


Her name is Maitland Ward. Her claim to fame was being in Boy Meets World..she played the older brother’s busty girlfriend. That was a solid decade or more ago..and apparently she’s still got her tits…tits she has recently been subtle about getting back in the media – by dressing pretty much half naked every chance she gets – to the point where it would be considered “thirsty” or “desperate” but that I think should be celebrated – because any girl who “accidentally” shows her tits – every fucking day – because she’s just unlucky like that…and all I see is big tits everywhere…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE BLACK DRESS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE RED SHIRT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2014

21

Oct

Paige Nude on the Beach with Sam Li of the Day

Her name is Paige and she’s not an official model, at least I don’t think she is, because I’ve never heard of her, and I’ve hear of most models…but I am sure if she is signed – she’ll be the first to email me…

All this to say she looks pretty alright in these pics by photographer SAMLIVM…because let’s face it, any skinny girl willing to get naked on the beach for a photoshoot that doesn’t necessarily serve any purpose, or have any budget, but is strictly for “artistic” endeavors and instagram hits…is amazing by me…you see I don’t need real models, I find them boring and expensive. I am way more into regular girls who haven’t quite established themselves yet, who want to pay dress up or in this case dress down.

I am a fan…

Posted in:Paige

2014

21

Oct

Renee Zellweger’s Face of the Day

I am pretty amazed that anyone cares about Rennee Zellweger’s face modification procedures that have made her more human-like. If anything we should be celebrating the fact that she has eyes….This picture has gone viral and people everywhere are talking about how different she looks…or how she terrorized her face, when I don’t see much of a difference, because all I see is wrinkles, and wrinkles are my sign to stop lookin’….I just know that this is better than the alien inbred that was….

I was never clear on how she got cast for anything other than the inbred, monster in a horror movie. There have been times that she was the leading lady ore even the love interet and that’s just twisted as fuck…especially when thinking about the old her and wondering why she would ever leave the house without a mask…

So I think whatever is going on here – is a good thing…but at the same time…who gives a fuck…where are the spread asshole pics.

Posted in:Renee Zellweger

2014

21

Oct

Top 5 – Blake Lively’s Pregnant Tit of the Day

I am pretty fascinated, but not fascinated at all, maybe more amazed when it is forced down my throat, that people actually care about Blake Lively, or her pregnancy.

I mean she was on Gossip Girl, she was never an A-Lister, she’s hardly interesting, and if anything her milk filled tit thanks to her hormones being jacked the fuck up, is her best work to date…

She is virtually a nobody, even when she wears hooker gear she got at the sex shop for attention on the red carpet of bullshit events…

All this to say, she’s the fucking worst.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Blake Lively

2014

21

Oct

Half Naked Woman in Berlin Plays With Her Tits…while Breast Feeding…and Other Videos of the Day

Elmo Says – Hindus Rape Children

Soccer Player Dies Celebrating Goal

Australian Isis Member’s Message to the People of America…Britain and America…

Plane Crash of the Day

Elephant Gives Birth….While Assholes Terroize Her….Not Cool…

Boxer Knocks Out the Ref

Girl Gets Robbed by three Thugs in Crown Heights

Spotted Dick on Jeopardy

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have been giving my phone number to tinder girls – to get a better sense of who they are – and what they are about…

They are all too skeptical about meeting some masked man in a back alley – where I suggest we meet….

The conversations have led to no where good, there are is no future anal virginity taking…I was just surprised that not one of them was a man, or cat-fishing, or trolling…

What happened to the internet, when did the internet become a place for us to put out our real identities out there…This must be some government initiated program you are all falling for..and I guess that’s a good thing when it comes to getting nudes – something every girl is into -but a bad thing when it comes to crime..

Here are some morning links…I live on the east coast but start my day on west coast time, and end my day east coast time, because I am unemployed.

Texas High School Teacher Arrested for Sex with Student
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Clingy Pandas Don’t Want Their Medicine
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The Blade Runner Get’s 5 Years
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Real VS Fake a Titty Shakedown Video
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15 People Regretting Their Career Choices
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Natalie Gal has a Rockin’ Ass
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Carmen Electra on Dennis Rodman for Oprah Screams Desperation On All Fronts..
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Top 10 Tunisian Street Art
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10 Lies Kids Were Tricked into Believing
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12 People Not Getting EBOLA
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Demolition Man Destroys Platform He’s Standing On
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Celebrities Humanized By Their Real First Names…
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WhatsApp Founder Ruined College Ex-Girlfriend’s Life…
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Stella Maxwell in Lingerie
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Virtual Atopsy of King Tut has Some Weird Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Oct

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini from Vampire Diaries of the Day

Some Canadian attention seeker who is on some popular show called Vampire Diaries, even though Vampires are lame, but that I guess they’ve managed to seduce an audience of retard kids who don’t realize that, it what I like to call the afterbirth of the Twilight Saga…was in a bikini on set of the show…and I guess people who watch kids shows care – because the other girls they masturbate to on said kids shows don’t have tits like this…

I find the whole thing weird…mainly because she’s Canadian and they’re the worst…but also because you shouldn’t know this show exists if you’re a grown man..

That said, her name is Nina Dobrev, and I am going to participate in her nonsense OMG she’s in a bikini..hustle…that I really am too old, but not too busy, since I don’t have a job, to get caught up in…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev

2014

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The @drunkenstepfatherdotcom instagram account hit 20,000 followers today…It should be at 2,000,000 followers…So I don’t celebrate silly benchmarks like this…

The only thing good about it is the Nudes I’ll be able to broker, recruit and solicit…from tinder when I make girls check out the stats…

This is my fifth instagram account. Deleted 5 times…and the first account years ago – had 10,000 followers – so if anything I am just annoyed by the whole thing.

Not to mention…you can probably buy 20,000 followers for 200 bucks…

I am just too broke and don’t care enough for that…

But dI do care about the Nudes I’ll be able to broker, recruit and solicit…when the tinder girls check out the stats…I guess it’s a good thing…I wouldn’t know since I’m too busy self destructing…

The @drunkenstepfatherdotcom instagram account

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Fucking Tits…
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Naked Russian Cuts Off His Ear
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Mariah Carey Big Cleavage…..
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Chainsaw Masacre Prank
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Fergie Showing Off Her Stomach….
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Jennifer Lopez and Fat Joe Music Video
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Hilary Duff Fat Ass
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Hillary is the Slut of the Day
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Miley Cyrus Ridiculous Concert Titties
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Rita Ora’s Fat Tits
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Anastasia Ashley’s Hot To Take a Beach Photo
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12 People Tasting Rainbow
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Ariana Grande in Panties on Stage
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20 People Exploiting Taking Advantage of Opportunities
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Geoff Gulevich Crazy Mountain Bike Run…
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Lea Michele Pokies!
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Chrissy Teigen Making Meat
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The Sexy Cook of Chilis
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Shots Fires Over Beer Pong…
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Family Guy
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s at the Pumpkin Patch
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Cara Delevingne at Some Event Lookin Stupid
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Lauren Cohan….in her Panties…
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Stella Maxwell in Lingerie
Hottest South Korean Models
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Formula Off Roading Steering Wheel Falls Off
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Joanna Krupa Modeling Like it was Still the 90s
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Lamb and Baby Rhino Playing Together
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Pregnant Blake Lively Porn
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Rumer Willis Topless on Stage
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Horror Movie Villains With The Most Kills
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Weatherman VS Dog
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11 Stereotypes of Foreign Places in Gifs…
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Lady Gaga Pokies!
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Gwen Stefani Breast Feeding…
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Nicole Richie Has Weird Implants…and a Monster Face
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30 Famous Celebrity Deadbeat Dads
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Ian McKellen Explains…
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If Walle was Directed by Christopher Nolan
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Rita Ora Big Cleavage….
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Crystal Heffner Topless…
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MMA Ronda Rousey…Posin’
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Taylor Swift Things You’re All Sexist…
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Crazy Huge Spider….
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14 Sexiest Inanimate Objects….
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Dark Hair Light Eyes
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Kinky Girl and her Big Tits
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Extreme Cameltoe
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Hot Naked Girl Girl in Pantyhose…
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Library Masturbation
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Greek Slutty Girls…
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Some Girl’s Asshole
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A girl and her Vagina Play
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Girl With Cards in Their Ass
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Vintage Spycam Weirdness
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Vacuuming Tits
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Girl Eats a Banana
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Hottie With Big Ol’ Tits…
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Miss Ukraine is Topless in GQ
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Library Masturbation
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Parasailer Eats It Hard
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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