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2014

20

Oct

Anastasia Ashley Teaches You How To Take a Beach Photo of the Day

Her name is Anastasia Ashley, she is just as famous for her surfing, since she is a pro surfer, as she is for her bikini modelling for people like Sports Illustrated, or more importantly, Instagram, the number one modelling agency around…

She put together this video for all the instagram whores to spice up their social media, you know to trick the world into thinking they didn’t use filters when you know they spent hours trying to get that casual bikini pic, you know hours in photoshop apps to make their asses look even remotely ass good as Anastasia’s…

Video doesn’t lie, so you can see just how good Anastasia’s bikini body is…while she tries to help less talented girls follow her lead…and when it comes to half nakedness – I like when girls guide other girls into making things for me to masturbate to…so Anastasia is a hero to us all…that’s why we love her.

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2014

20

Oct

Kateelife is Ridiculous and Amazing of the Day

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Her name is KATEE LIFE …

She’s a cam girl, at MY FREE CAMS so there are probably a lot of pics and videos of her floating around…

But my pervert friend over at HOLLYWOODTUNA sent me this….and I was blown the fuck away…

Now I am not a breast man, I mean I love tits – because everyone loves tits…but these are from another fucking planet…I am assuming a very magical and amazing planet I don’t deserve to ever visit, but don’t need to be Katee has managed to embrace her talent and share it with the world…

It would be a real fucking tragedy if she worked at walmart or had a breast reduction like so many big tits before her – when clearly this is exactly what she needs to be doing.

I’m in love…at least I think this is what love is…

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2014

20

Oct

Maryna Linchuk Naked in Allure Russia of the Day

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Maryna Linchuk is some Victoria’s Secret model from Belarus, who I guess could have been a mail order bride and cam girl – like so many Russians before her, but who instead works the model scenes – which would be a tragedy for anyone on the market for a Russian bride, because she’s a good one, or any Russian cam site viewers, because she’s a good one, but the good news, is that models get naked as part of their work….from Allure to GQ to all the big players in magazines trying to survive against the internet porn…they all get these models naked…sure it is for fashion…but if these was the 70s, the publisher would be getting shot for indecency charges and being anti-Christian…

I guess we’ve come a long way as a people, especially these Russians, since they aren’t communist anymore…but they are naked…and amazing because I guess communism killed off all the ugly ones…and I like that….because who needs uglies…right…

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2014

20

Oct

Barbara Palvin Sucking Popsicles for Guy Aroch of the Day

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There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand…

But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….

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2014

20

Oct

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

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If you cross reference this bikini pic of Kelly Brook, the not so famous UK Glamour Model with supposed real tits, that I believe are real tits, because if you have seen any regular candid pics of her, you will know that she’s got a stomach, ass and thighs to match, with any of her recent paparazzi pics…You will know that she knows her angles….and how to polarize a situation.

From titty model with low level clients – to famous enough for the blogs, living in LA trying to break through the acting dream…to one day be nominated for an Oscar, despite being 40…it happened for the Old Lady in Titanic…even though the level of work she gets is fucking low level…too low level for her performance to be celebrated…but never too low for her tits to be celebrated…because men, even ones who were breast fed love tits…they are nourishing…and I guess so is everything this fatty eats…even though she doesn’t look fat in these pics, convenient for her, considering what her line of work is..right.

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2014

20

Oct

Selena Gomez Slutty for Instagram of the Day

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Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life…

Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement…

Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

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2014

20

Oct

Rita Ora Does the Rihanna of the Day

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Rita Ora does the Rihanna every day of her life, because Rihanna is the only reason Rita Ora exists…

From what I remember, which may not be accurate at all, I drink a lot and don’t really give a fuck about these idiots, but from what I remember, even though I’m not a reliable source….

She was imported from the UK, in a time when Rihanna was aggressively renegotiating contracts, and even borderline insane, and the labels were like, we need a back-up plan – so they threw money and a work Visa at this one, she came to America and sat and sat until one day being relevant for herself…dating the right people, collaborating with the right people, and most importantly, showing off her tits to the right people…us…because tits get hits…

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2014

20

Oct

Shay Mitchell in FLAUNT of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is making some moves….She’s this famous in her own circle, which happens to be a massive circle, thanks to some really popular show I’ve never heard of called Pretty Little Liars…babe….

I don’t think she’s eever really branched out or expanded on that – like her co-star Ashley Benson, who has done topless pics for the paparazzi, and lesbian sex scenes in Springbreakers….

But I could be totally wrong, since I don’t really follow any of this nonsense, I just look at the pictures and these pictures are from Flaunt Magazine, which isn’t the tropical magazine I’d be into because it doesn’t show the pink, but that is still a magazine that she got all dolled up for and that we should notice, because her massive pay checks and fan base isn’t enough for her ego…

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2014

20

Oct

Sarah Hyland’s Skinny Legs in a Wig of the Day

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Here’s a little Sarah Hyland showing some skinny leg…wearing a wig because I guess she’s trying to avoid her stalking ex boyfriend who beat her because he loved her so much…you know the one she got a restraining order against…so that he doesn’t recognize her leaving the party…

Or maybe, just maybe, she’s doing some Halloween bullshit…

I have no idea why I felt this pic was worth posting, oh right, blow job face.

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2014

20

Oct

Miley Cyrus in Concert of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is still on tour and I guess she’s keeping things on this tour fresh by implementing new props, like these giant stuffed tits, because a few weeks ago she put in a giant fake ass, and it was the logical step in her creative and artistic journey…

I am not hating on anything that is going on here, I find it all semi-erotic, all while being annoying as fuck…you see I am more into the Hannah Montana version of this, the more subtle approach to giving me boners. I don’t really need a girl spread eagled on stage, a need a girl to not be spread eagled on stage, so that I can imagine or want to see her spread eagled on stage, when you give up too much, I am into it in the form of NOODZ, but I guess the only direction for her to go is porn, which being the daughter of Achy Breaky would totally make sense, if she never became Miley…

What I am getting at is…I think she’s peaked…and there’s only actual spread vagina to go from here to keep things interesting, but that won’t happen – thanks to her pile of money…and advisors…even if that’s all she wants to do…and I don’t even thing the internet would care if that happened… that’s more than enough on this.

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