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2014

16

Oct

Abortion Protestor Protestors of the Day

If you’re wondering what the new hipster thing to do is – protest protestors who are protesting un-hipster things – like Abortion…

A couple of hipsters from North Carolina who you can find at SATURDAY CHORES decided to make silly signs to troll the abortion clinic protestors of what I assume happens on the regular in their bible belt community…because Jesus freaks are fucking freaks – who obviously like to shit their ideals on other people they don’t approve of and forget that they are living in the land of the free..

I thought this was a good laugh…so I’m posting it…and not just because I encourage abortion every time I cum inside a girl…because without abortion I wouldn’t be a drunkenstepfather – I’d be a drunken father…and there’s nothing fun about that….in fact it is just sad, breaks up homes and leads to years of therapy, while stepfathers, no one gives a fuck about us, we aren’t the real dad…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

16

Oct

Igor Oussenko’s Guess Who Project of the Day

I don’t know who Igor Oussenko is, I assume he’s a staff photographer at TREATS where they came up with this clever game – that could be an app I would possibly play – even though I hate games and feel like an asshole anytime I am forced to participate in them – being a grown man and all and not a 10 year old school kid with no access to pills, drugs, booze, or cars…

The concept is crop out most of a girls face, make her pose naked, guess who it is…

It’d be easier if any of these models were famous, and not Russian mail orders or no names…

But you gotta give Treats! credit, at least if you’re Emily Ratajkowski, since they scouted her and promoted her to me and other sites making her go viral and now rich…

So maybe cropping faces of this is bad, and letting up know who they are is good, so that they can become millionaire movie stars too..right…

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2014

16

Oct

Plain Clothed Ebola Handler Other Videos of the Day

Woman Goes After a Driver…He Runs her Over…She Almost Dies…

12 Year Old Thai Tattoo Artist – Because Thailand Starts Them Young

Drunk Backflip Off a BMW

Guy on Drugs of the Day

Angry Russian Storekeepr…

Fishermen Catch Sea Lion…

Guy Saves Cyclist…

Femen Topless Protest in Spain

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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#pug on #pug on back alley janky soiled couch a homeless man probably died on and definitely had sex on #nationalpugday

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It is national pug day – and the only thing I genuinely like in life is my pug…

He has opened me up to his species of retard hybrid dog…

And I encourage anyone out there to rescue a Pug if given the opportunity. They smell, they snore, they are freaks – but they are the fucking best.

That’s all. National Pug Day. Better than Christmas.

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It's national #pug day and the one thing I am actually passionate about is #pugs – so here is @steppug and his pug doll cuddling cuz he's a homo with no balls

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John Grisham Defends Pedos
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Ariana Grande’s Black Cock Loving Pussy – Leg Show
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Skiing Down the Side of a Volcano
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Elizabeth Pena – Dead
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Abigail Ratchford in a Bikini
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10 People Who Nailed It With their Shirts
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Clowns Troubling Towns…
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Nina Agdal Hot in Black and White
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Doogie Howser Hosts Oscars Because – GAY is IN
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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The Magic Penis Trick
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George Clooney’s Wife is Such a Slut….
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9 Cats That Think They’re Superheroes
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Royals Fan Does a FHRITP
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12 Direction Signs that Make No Sense…
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Hot Model for Speedo
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Courtney Stodden Tits
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Dirty Dancing Boy…is Hilarious
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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#step G ???? #stepREPUBLIC @katy_scheinpflug

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The key to every tinder romance – is to start with asking for their anal virginity, telling them you’re just joking because you can tell they are an anal queen who loves things up their ass, then proclaiming love, actual fucking love, followed up with this poem:


“I’m falling apart – just another little lonely heart – how did I get so cold – how did I get so cold – but then you came along – and now I am home – the heat is on – the sadness gone”

Closed out with a demands to see videos of them making themselves cum because you find them so hot…

If they are still talking to you at that point – you’ll probably get the masturbation video – but more improtatnyl you should probably marry her because she’s fun, or crazy, or a hooker bot trying to rob you.

Either way, here are some stepLINKS..

12 Halloween Costumes that Don’t Make Sense
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Some Ridiculous Booties
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Abigail Ratchford Tits for Water
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Evan Rachel Woods is Scissoring her Twitter Crush…Lesbians of the Day
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Pennsylvania Boy 10 – Charged for Killing a 90 Year Old
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Michelle Obama with a Turnip
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Beyonce’s Hair is Hysterical
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Beyonce at the Louvre Selfies
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Commercial Break Handshake
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Kendall Jenner Legs
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Miley Cyrus Toplesss Hotel Tanning
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Angela Ruiz Lingerie Catalog Pics
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Naomi Watts at Some event
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Emma Stone in Cabaret Lingerie…
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Miranda Kerr Signing Autographs
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32 Yelp Reviewers Unimpressed by American Landmarks
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Nina Agdal in Some Black and White Bullshit
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Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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Lily Allen at some Event…
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Star Spangled Banner with a Gun
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Crystal Heffner is Hot After She Runs Her Pics Through Retouching Apps
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Daisy Fuentes Lace Top…
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Jacked Up Limo
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Olivia Munn Saves the Packers
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Emma Stone at Good Morning America
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Some Babe Named Rachel Hilbert in a BIkini
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13 People Banned from Technology
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20 Facts that Should be Common Knowledge
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Girls in Tight Dresses!
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Cheerleaders of the Week
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Myleene Klass in Leather Dress
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Some Carolina Cruz Chick’s Lingerie Pics
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Hot Girls Stretching
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Janel Parrish DWTS Tube Top
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30 Actors Who Died Too Young
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Some Chick Named Heather Small Braless
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Nudity From Utopia..
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Woman Puts Her Husband’s Penis on Blast
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Courtney Stodden Has Implants –
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Courtney Stodden’s Puppies…
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Monica Cuz is Old and Weathered and the Less Famous Sister – Which Means She’s Got More To Prove
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Weirdo Singing John Lennon on Weirdo Instruments
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14 Ridiculous Subway Signs
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Ridiculous Tits of the Day
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We See Through Top
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Naked Yoga Pose
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Hairspray Bottle Butt
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Asian of the Day
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Penelope Cruz for Esquire
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Some Glamour Model Named Sofia Kasuli’s Leaked Nude Pics
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O-Face
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Bald and Wet
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Oct

Miley Cyrus Creeper Pic of the Day

Here’s a little Miley Cyrus behind the scenes pic from one of her videos – that I guess would be considered a Throwback Thursday, since it’s old, but that since she’s barely 21, it’s probably more recent than the last time you’ve had sex….

Sure, Miley loves showing her tits, as most girls do, and just yesterday no one even cared that she was
Miley Cyrus Toplesss Hotel Tanning – she’s one of those over-exposed pop tarts that we’re all immune to.

But I remember a time when she was a Hannah Montana and pervert dads everywhere were masturbting to her show, and youth, and voluntarily buying their kids tickets to her show…because well..they were all about the day this would happen…so I’m posting it for them…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

15

Oct

Amber Rose Posts Her Ass of the Day

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#Thot #Whore #Hoe #Slut #GoldDigger….. #ButDatAssonFleekDoe ??????????????????

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Amber Rose is calling herself out for being a hooker gold digging rapper bitch passed around by the rappers, only to get knocked up by them and cheated on by them…because before she was the main bitch, she was the side bitch, likely fucking dudes with wives and families, that this opportunist didn’t care about…at least she recognizes, even if she’s pretending to be sarcastic about it…

That said, she’d doing what any egotistical twat would do when cheated on with younger version of herself by her rapper husband…and that is getting back into the game, showing off her ass, and what it was that made her a bootleg Kim Kardashian – after her man left her for Kim Kardashian…

Not that she should even care that she was cheated on, I mean, hookers are supposed to catch feelings – they are just supposed to have ass…

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On set with this Gorgeous Model #YamalAkino @Oystermagazine #CoverGirl ????

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Posted in:Amber Rose

2014

15

Oct

Kayden Kross’ Sugar Daddy Commercial of the Day

Porn legend Kayden Kross is starring in this next level “dollar shave club” inspired viral video for a Sugar Daddy website – where she basically calls out girls and lets them know that it is ok to give blow jobs for money, because you’re going to be giving blow jobs anyway and money is good…guys with money is good…and dating guys with money because they have money is good….

The fact is that any girl who isn’t on these Sugar Daddy sites is missing out on free trips, free relationships and if you want to find out everything you need to know about being a Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby read this awesome article by ASHLEY IN LA AT THE SUGAR DADDY CONVENTION

Posted in:Kayden Kross

2014

15

Oct

#stepGIRL Macbud for Shade London of the Day

Here’s a little #stepGIRL Legend Macbud for AnotherSideWalk TV for Shade London

It took place in a hotel room that I wasn’t’ allowed to be a part of, because my wife doesn’t leave my house, but I didn’t make them give me the Starbucks cup after the shit – to sniff and masturbate to…because it was as good as I could get considering that she kept the panties for herself…these girls, so inconsiderate of my needs…

Posted in:stepGIRLS

2014

15

Oct

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Twin Erotica of the Day

For some reason telling girls, especially sisters that you meet in a bar, that you have an incest fetish thanks to growing up on 70s porn that had a serious incest theme constantly pop up, and that you’ve always wanted to have group sex with siblings, or mother daughters because there’s something so good about it…always makes you come across as some demented freak, because people like to hate before embracing..because part of me thinks that deep down in their core you can tell they are intrigued with the idea…

That said, twins fucking isn’t even incest, it’s masturbation…

Anyway, Mary Kate and Ashley are in Vouge and these are the unsexy pics.

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