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Joey King has Nipples of the Day
Joey King has Nipples of the Day
Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day
Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day
Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day
Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day
Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day
Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day
Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day
Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

2014

06

Oct

Chelsea Handler Titty Flash of the Day

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Apparently Chelsea Handler posted this picture of her tit on twitter…I don’t know if it’s legit or not…I don’t even know which on in the pic is Chelsea Hander…

I would ask why? But, I know it is safe to say that the only reason anyone knows who this hack Chelsea Handler is, is because she was good at getting into this position…There’s a sex tape somewhere out there, some casting couch blow job shit, she’s a bottom feeder who reminds us all that being a whore means you can make it…as long as you can live with your vapid opportunist self…and you can after it worked out for you and everyone thinks you’re so funny….and amazing, except the network that cancelled your show – throwing you back into the wild of trying to find your way and navigate through life….showing your tit…

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2014

06

Oct

Emily Didonato’s Selfies of the Day

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Emily Didonato had some behind the scenes nudes released…

I don’t know if they are actually her or not – only because I don’t even know who this girl is – I kind of wrote her off when I found out she dated Jake Gyllenhaal – the enemy…like actual pansy ass enemy who tried to fight me once – but now that I see she’s posting naked – I can forgive her terrible decisions – even if it was only last year.

I can assume that that was just a marketing play…and I guess so are these and based on how good she looks – I still smell Gyllenhall Semen on her leg from when she would fuck his homo ass with inanimate objects..and looking at pics of a girl isn’t the same as knowing or respecting a woman – in fact most girls who are taking pics of themselves trying to get famous are hard to respect…

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2014

06

Oct

Kat Dennings Molests Mannequins of the Day

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Kat Dennings is feeling up a mannequin and I think it’s safe to say – I prefer her self shot nudes – because despite being chubby as fuck – she’s got some massive tits…and sometimes tits are powerful enough to erase all the other flaws a girl has – like a gut, pregnancy belly like Blake Lively, cellulite and even active herpe lesions – scabs everywhere but damn them tits…

The key to this picture is the person appalled with her – trashy, not very ladylike behavior – because there is no class in the world…

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2014

06

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Nude Selfies of the Day

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Kelly Brook is the big old boob model from the UK, who moved to America, and who hasn’t really ever achieved any major American success, at least not in movies, which she is trying to do…and who is now posting nude pics on the internet to get looped in with the other celebs to seem relevant by association….

I support these moves, she’s almost 40 and never too old to get naked – with her big natural tits….

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2014

06

Oct

Gigi Hadid Tit for S Moda of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is an LA rich kid “model”

Gigi Hadid is making bullshit moves in her career, that I guess is still a career, even if it was given to her by her vain, rich, ridiculous looking father for a Christmas gift one year, because her rich ass already had a pony and modeling careers are way more in right now – it’s like a reason for her to do shoots for her instagram or some shit…not that she gets paid…

She’s the Daughter of Mohammed Hadid – some billionaire real estate developer who has some really powerful friends like the guy who owns Guess, because that’s how rich people function – they keep their 1 percent closely tied together – while making the 99 percent their fucking slaves…..so she was cute enough to use in campaigns….

Now she’s an it girl – and in S Moda…not showing nipples.S he’s good enough to K-Fed…

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2014

06

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Old as Fuck Ass of the Day

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Pam Anderson ass, like her liver – is dead.

What isn’t dead is that I still want to sniff it, I see sexiness in elderly sluts…

Call me crazy, maybe it is a Pumpkin Spice, the fall colors, the end of a season – making me reflect on what was…Playboy chick with dumb tits who inspired a generation of bleached blonde bimbos with Playboy tattoos…getting naked to get famous…..She is the sex tape originator….

Maybe I just like the whole Ebola zombie scare…and the Halloween season that makes me leathery, rotting flesh…that smells like rotting flesh..

Or maybe I just like witnessing sadness…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

06

Oct

Miley Cyrus in the Bath of the Day

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Whenever I feel dirty for being an internet romantic – filled with love and passion and spread asshole pics…

I like to look at pictures of Miley Cyrus in the bath – I realize that I’m actually a lot dirtier than I think…because spread ass pics – even from gross girls is nothing compared to how I want to drink, you know a “don’t drain the bath and be sure to pee in it before you leave the hotel room”…kind of drink this bathwater…bottle and package this Miley filth and either sell it on ebay or to keep to takes sips on…getting drunk on Miley filth…

All this to say, maybe I’m weird…or maybe you’re all weird….

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2014

06

Oct

I want to Bang Ariana Grande’s Friend of the DAy

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Everyone hates on Ariana Grande for being a unappreciative, bratty, cunt…you know who doesn’t respect her fans, who acts up and who her “life coach” quits on because who needs a fucking life coach. You know the kind of girl who steals black cock from her other teen starlets from equivalently low grade song and dance performances like the shit you see on shows like GLEE…

But what people don’t realize is that all these child stars are unappreciative, bratty, cunts. It is very hard to be nice when you’ve been coddled and handled your entire life. Put to work to make mom’s dreams come true, and given an ice cream, or whatever she wants as bribes to do it…because normal kids don’t have work ethic, it is kind of part of being a kid, and those who do are the ones abused into working – whether it’s tending the farm – or tending to producers…

So dealing with any actor – talented or not – is a fucking headache – but staring at their slutty friend and/or sister, who is probably too young for me to be looking at, and I am only doing it because everyone, at least when dressed slutty, looks 25 to me…it’s very hard to determine whether she’s 18 or not when you find her in a club in booty shorts drunk and high dancing like a shitty music video…that’s why you gotta card them all, Save yourself some jail time…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

06

Oct

Hana Jirickova for Porter Magazine of the Day

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Hana Jirickova is a Czech model who is not very famous, I mean I have more followers than her on the internet, and I’m really not famous, maybe that will impress her and give me a chance and having her sit on my face while I sing her love songs….because that’s how romantics do it….but I doubt it…these kinds of girls need billionaires…

I guess she pulled some serious miracles because 98 percent of busty babes who like being on camera from the Czech Republic, which happens to be 98 percent of the women in the Czech Republic, I guess the uglies died off in the communist takeover and well – only the hot survived do porn…

I know this because I don’t watch porn…but I do watch Czech porn….

It’s a nice thing that comes with desperation, a want for money, in a world where the porn model still applies…

It’s like you can make 500 dollars to fuck on camera for a day or 500 dollars every two months working full time…

Where here, people are like “I’d never suck dick for 500 dollars on camera, I make that working at Walmart as a cashier”….these spoiled Americans only want to do it for 20,000 and really sweetheart, you don’t even deserve the 500…

All this to say – Hana Jirickova – new love interest – who’s nipple I posted in HERE and probably made the same complaints…

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2014

06

Oct

Top 10 Knotts Scary Farm of the Day

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It’s Halloween season, that’s why the Christmas decorations are already up in some stores….and I guess why some low level celebrities attended some bullshit that they were probably paid to attend to promote the bullshit – Knotts “Scary” Berry farm, which looks lame as fuck, not scary at all, and featuring some real low grade monsters even a 4 year old would tell to fuck off and step it – this isn’t the 40s asshole….we play videogames and see 3D movies….and I guess some even lower level celebrities went to get photographed – because that’s what LA is all about…

Here’s my top 10 of the experience I wasn’t invited to…because tis the fucking season for gore, fear, and slutty costumes…yay.

Vanessa Hudgens Went Gothic for the event…

She Looks Better in her leaked Nudes…

Rumer Willis got a Job as one of the Monsters…

She doesn’t find that funny…

Gigi Hadid with some JANKY ass actors in costumes – making Blowjob Face

She’s a model…

Hailey Joel Osment Showed Up in his Drag Queen Outfit “EmilY’….

Some Shenae Grimes Canadian Trash was there – because she died long ago and this is her Ghosting / Brought Back from the Dead

Elvira at 100 years old was hotter and more interesting than any of these young, disney, cheese as fucks

Leave it to the Russian named Petra to turn this into a mail order bride for a green card session with a producer….

Olivia Holt was there – I never heard of her but she looks like jailbait and you like that…

Ireland Baldwin “The Lesbian Years” was there too CLICK HERE

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