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2014

02

Oct

Selena Gomez Hooker in the Sint Maarten Airport of the Day

This is one of the more boring videos you can see of Selena and Justin on a romantic getaway in Sint Maarten before they broke up again and went to france…where Selena conspired with Bieber’s other girlfriend Miranda Kerr on how to get revenge on his weasel yet rich as fuck ass…

If you watch the video, the highlight is the song in the background…but you can probably get a few seconds of Selena walking around in heels like a little harlot that she may or may not be…and the fact is…this would be better if it was a sex tape.

TO SEE HER AT ANOTHER AIRPORT CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER BACK AT LAX AIRPORT CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER BIG CLEAVAGE IN PARIS CLICK HERE

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2014

02

Oct

This May Be Joanna Krupa Trying to Stay Relevant of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that these titty pics of Joanna Krupa were not hacked in any way possible. If they are her…they were leaked intentionally to rope herself in on any press she can…

Joanna Krupa has been a “Glamour Model” for the last 20 years, and before landing her Dancing with the Stars – turned – Housewives of Miami show…she was pretty much an escort…I mean…she’s got the fake tits to prove it. Fake tits I can’t imagine haven’t been shown hundreds of times before. You know because that’s 96% of the reason she would get booked on jobs.

I would assume that these tits have been shown for money, sometimes for fame, sometimes to get ahead…and her scammed worked for her, that was until a few months ago when her show got cancelled and she had the bug…the fame bug…the taste in her mouth she couldn’t get out…the “this is what I’ve had sex with so many people to achieve, I can’t lose it now”…

So release pics, show nipple, even though no one cares about even Jennifer Lawrence’s nipples, we are all desensitized, and hope for the best…maybe people will talk, maybe a sex tape offer will come in, anything…please god anything…is what she’s got on her mind…

I assume I’ll get a Laywers letter about this…but her face isn’t in the pics and really who fucking cares…

I’m just posting it to help her out, like an old friend…who knows she needs this last hurrah..

Here she is at an event cuz she’s working it hard CLICK HERE

Here she is in workout clothes cuz she’s working it hard for attention CLICK HERE

No one cares….:(

Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2014

02

Oct

Audrina Patridge Leather Pants of the Day

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Here is a picture of Audrina Patridge’s ass in a pair of leather pants because she clearly kills animals, or really anything to get where she needs to be, in one of those “but she’s so dumb, how the fuck did she pull it off”…because she’s so dumb and sometimes when you’re dumb you just manage to pull shit off since your brain doesn’t really factor in anything or hold you back…

Now I am not sure if you like this ass, or if you prefer her big stupid fake tits…I am going to assume you don’t care about her in any and all ways…since she’s useless as fuck…

I am just posting this because there’s something magical about vagina in the head wrapped up in fabric that doesn’t breath..and/or plastic wrap…and that magical thing is usually in the smell category…so all I see here is a stinky ass…and with pheromones and perversion comes a animalistic carnal urge to bury my face in it…this is probably why I shouldn’t be allowed to leave my house…sexual predator..but not really…I’m sure if I had to listen to this retard talk, I’d want nothing to do with her vile smells of a history of fucking to get where she is today…I mean…I am strictly basing that on her fake tits because every girl with fake tits is a hooker, unless they are cancer survivors…obviously…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

02

Oct

Alyssa Barbara Hot for Jai Photo of the Day

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Alyssa Barbara is one of the better things that happens in my instagram feed and I am not just saying that because I show favouritism to my Canadian countrymen you Americans like to laugh at, even though we have infiltrated your borders and work in all aspects of your society because we blend in with your people. The only difference between us and you is our ability built an igloo in the middle of summer to avoid being eaten by rabid polar bears…but I’m sure some of your Alaskans can handle that shit too…

I am just saying that because these pictures of her by JAI PHOTO broke my penis…in a rubbed it out into a clit..if it wasn’t already the size of a clit…in a pencil eraser from when people used pencils…breaking mid-exam kind of way…rubbed down to the fucking metal…not that I ever make mistakes…because when your whole life is a mistake and kinda cancels out making mistakes…it suddenly just becomes life. Live.

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2014

02

Oct

Anne Hathaway of Elle UK of November of the Day

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These pictures are from a recent magazine feature on Anne Hathaway where she discusses how fame ruined her, or challenged her at her core, in some self-involved, narcisstic, in love with herself because her mom was an Actress who never really made it to A-List, who had dreams of forcing her kid into it – using the connections she had made…leading to a lifetime of “Pats on the back”…saying “you did good”….leading to her becoming the most hated person in Hollywood…

I almost feel bad for her because there hasn’t been any specific thing she did to be hated, I mean sure she didn’t deserve an Oscar for shaving her head in a blockbuster pile of shit movie, but that’s not her fault…

It’s like the world just fucking turned on her – when she was at the top of her game – and in so many ways it is some serious cyberbullying..real cruel..destroy her at her soul…but she’s powered through, is still rich, and who really gives a fuck about her feelings…selling your soul to the industry means selling your fucking soul to the industry…you want fame, it comes with assholes who hate you – and other assholes who jerk off to your fancy cover girl pictures…and assholes who do both, we call it hate jerking off…like hate fucking for those of us who don’t have sex.

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2014

02

Oct

Reese Witherspoon in Tights of the Day

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Want to know something that I don’t like…Reese Witherspoon in a pair of tights.

I also don’t really like that back before she was really famous, she got knocked up on set of Cruel Intentions and instead of an abortion like a normal girl getting knocked up, she made Ryan Philippe commit and make her 12 more babies, that’s the way good southern Christians work…it reminds me that at any given time – my unprotected sex may end up a living hell. She’s the poster girl for that…but the good new is that girls aren’t dumb enough to have my kid, and more importantly, it all worked out pretty well for Philippe. Reese got really fucking famous, we’re talking A-List…and probably bankrolls his broke ass because pretty boys don’t last forever…they are easily replaced…

So looking at this mom ass doesn’t excite me…it may excite you…it’s better than any ass you’ve had…and those girls weren’t even moms…they were just fat and half retarded and lonely…

But this mom ass represents hope…of a better tomorrow…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2014

02

Oct

Possible Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pics of the Day

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Leighton Meester barely exists. There was a minute or two when she actually mattered…because she was on a big show doing a lot of press…when the real core of her, or what matters when it comes to her is that she was born in a halfway house because her mom was a drug smuggler convicted of drug smuggling…who taught her to beat to her own drum and along the way that drum in her hipster ear screamed “I want to be famous”…so she did what she had to do…including but not limited to foot fetish porns…apparent sex tapes…and it worked for her…now she’s married to a dude from the OC, she sings her little indy hipster songs, and life is good…

I don’t know if this is even Leighton, I wouldn’t be able to recognize her if she was sitting on my face…I barely know who she is… I don’t know if this is from a new movie, a private movie, or not even her.

I just know there’s a girl, in a thong…on a bed…and that may be all I need to know..

Whatever it is, we can all agree…it’s romantic.

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2014

02

Oct

Britney Spears in Hard Nipples in Shorts of the Day

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The world probably doesn’t need a picture of 35 year old Britney Spears, mom of 2, walking around in a tight shirt with hard nipples, that for some reason don’t aim to the ground like they once did when she was young and they were meant to be perky…you know looking more fit that she has in a while…rocking’ some shorts and strong legs…

But I do….but not really, I don’t care about Britney, the only thing I like about her is how she’s still scamming the world into loving her, based on 3% talent 97% marketing. I like that she is owned and managed by her puppet master handlers and has no real brain of her own…she’s like a dancing monkey and that’s hot in women…I like her breakdown when she shaved her head…but most importantly, I like that she represents hope to loser dudes with baby mommas everywhere, that they may land a popstat to marry and manipulate and live off of for the rest of time too..

We call it K-Fedding…that’s male gold digging…and it works.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

02

Oct

Dianna Agron Censored Topless Pic of the Day

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So Dianna Agron is some Glee! person, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her because I feel like Glee! is the devil and destroys the souls of anyone who watches the Getalong gang of rejects that cover all the socio/economic slices of society from obese, to transgendered, to gay, black and Asian…the affirmative action that almost offends me…if I cared about Glee…

I mean the only salvation they have is that their main character killed himself in a drug overdose, since fame hurts…and the narcisstic man face who fake dated him didn’t care but acted her way through it – the dark side of all the songs and dance…

That said, if this character keeps on posting topless pics, because topless pics are liberating and amazing – I will still not watch Glee!…I will still hate Glee!…but I will encourage less censoring of the nipples…and to just go all the way with this show the world your tits or they’ll just hack your phone hustle…all because I like toplessness.

Posted in:Dianna Agron

2014

02

Oct