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2014

29

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend that was only technically a weekend because the rest of the world calls is that, while for me it’s like every other day of doing nothing…thanks to being unemployed…was not when I was in line behind two rich kid 10 year olds buying cake at the coffee shop…only to negotiate with the coffee shop worker because their bill was $20.40 and they didn’t want to break their 50….only to have the coffee shop worker, who probably wasn’t going to make 50 dollars that day of working…take the 40 cents out of her tip jar…to cover their rich kid asses like an idiot…instead of teaching these pricks about sacrifices…and breaking a fucking 50.

Those kids have already won at life…already better at business, negotiation, and richer than me…I would have found that depressing…but I gave up caring long ago..

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

The Tinder Champion
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Dog Things Patio Door is Closed – Owner Laughs Like She’s Cumming
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Charlotte McKinney is a Stripper Bitch turned Model
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Randy Jackson Divorces Wife of 18 Years – Is Worth 40 Millions – Has No Pre-Nup – Dumb Bass Player on the Down Low fucked Up…
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George Clooney is Married
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The Best Kiss Cam GIFs
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Shy Dog Wants Watermelon
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Uber Driver Blames girls Outfit for Groping her…
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Selfies for the Homeless
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31 Deaths after Japanese Volcano
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Sexually Suggestive Shadows
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14 Pissed Off Amazon Reviews on Joke Books
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Girls Fishing – It’s a Fetish
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KLM Lost and Found Service Dog
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The Best Caption to the North West Looking into the heavens Pic
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The Most META Moments of the Simpsons/Family Guy Episode
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Adriana Lima in Lingerie
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New York Post Sports Puns…2014
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The Latest Girls Who have been Fappeninged
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2014

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about hookers, is not paying them.

My favorite thing about non-hookers, is making them behave like hookers, by pretending I own beach houses and that I will take them out of their shitty existence and save them from their 9-5 hell – replacing it with being naked on the beach eating coconuts – only for them to send me nude pics before they realize this web entrepreneur is the only motherfucker in internet entrepreneur history to be broke homeless if it wasn’t for an obese woman I married to pay my rent – in exchange for my horrible companionship…

It may be the weekend, but not for me, not because I work, but because for me…everyday is hell…a hell I can’t look forward to….

Here are some stepLINKS>…

15 Sexually Suggestive Shadows
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Samuel L Jackson Karaoke
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Dark Hair / Light Eyes
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Tired
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Dita Von Teese Still Brings Her Thong Ass Out to Burlesque Shows
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Anastasia Ashley Surfer Tits Getting Drunk in NYC
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Slut of the Day
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Paris Hilton Spent 230,000 dollars in a CLub – I Know It WAs Someone Else’s Money
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10 Worst Puns This Year in Sports
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George Clooney is Getting Married – Here’s a Tribute to All his Exes
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Charlotte McKinney on TOSH
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Emily DiDonato Eyes
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The Suspects in the Illinois Murder Tried to Have Sex Near the Bodies
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Rachel McAdams is Not Hot
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Zoe Saldana’s Pregnant Nipples
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Emmy Rossum Legs
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Benedict Cumberbatch Can’t Say Penguin
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Amber Rose Gets 1 Million Dollars for her 1 Year Marriage
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Famous Dead People With Cats
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Kelly Brook See Through
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The Greatest Photo Ever Taken EVER.
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Naya Rivera Pregnancy Pics
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Short Shorts!
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Public Transit Insanity
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Marriage Proposal Fail
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Do You Remember These 90s TGIF Shows
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Mary Kate Olsen Probably got Secret Married
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Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret
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Alba Leaves Price Tag on Her Jacket
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Maria Menounos Manicure Porn
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A Whole Weekend’s Worth Of Tittie Fucking
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Joanna Krupa Fame Whoring
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Lisa Opie Bikini Body
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2014 Halloween Costume Ideas
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Real Life Sex Toy is Crazy
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Crackhead Freaking the Fuck Out…Thanks THe Party Drugs
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Bar Rafaeli Panty Upskirt
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So Many Redheads…
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Jenny McCarthy Old Fake Tits
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Miranda Kerr Amazing Nude Outtakes
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Tight Dresses
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Lyndall Jarvis Maxim South Africa
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Bieber Embarrasses Himself on a Skateboard
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Brooke Burke Wrinkled Tits
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I Want to get Elle Brittain Pregnant
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Snooki Has Birthed
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10 Stock Photos You Can Masturbate To
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It’s the Weekend and You Don’t Give a Fuck
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Some Hot Tits
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make You Cum….
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Big Tits in the Bath
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JERK OFF WITH RANDOM HOTTIES – GET MY FREE ACCESS NOW!
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LEsbians on Cam
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The Dude WHo Pisses Out of His Arm
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Naked Yara Massage
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The Most Ridiculous MILFS ever
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Be a Healthy Fucking Drunk…
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Pornstar Injured by Sex Toy
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Blonde Amateur!
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Get Vapes!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

26

Sep

Flashback Friday – The Anna Kendrick Edition of the Day

I don’t know if these are actual pictures of Anna Kendrick, the face I am not attracted to at all – and when I see her in movies I wonder how it happened…

I assume that whoever they are, they were pulled directly from her Myspace, now that everyone is talking about how Facebook is the New Myspace, that will be beat out by some porn friendly, highly marketed Social Network, that is only getting press because it is probably built by insiders and financed by Facebook…so someone went through the archives…

It looks like a Halloween party…many years ago…probably in college…and I think it’s a pretty sold Flashback Friday session…so I’m posting it – even if they aren’t pics of her at all…they are still drunk and slutty and I enjoy that.

Posted in:Anna Kendrick

2014

26

Sep

Kim Kardashian Gets Booed of the Day

Kim Kardashian got booed at some fashion show in Paris, even though Kanye is always in Paris, and even lives in Paris, his producers are in Paris, his Fashion inspiration drawn from Paris, you’d think Paris would have more love for his ridiculousness, especially Kim Kardashian’s Ridiculousness, showing off tit like the trashy hooker she is, tits that work in America and go unnoticed in Europe, allowing the public to see her for the useless cunt she is…

But when you look at the below picture of them comparing cleavage…it’s pretty amazing..couples who show cleavage together – stay together – as long as it is good for marketing – at least in these fame whore’s case…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BIG CLEAVAGE CLICK HERE

It’s safe to say that the majority of the world thinks they are the worst..but also safe to say they hired the hecklers as part of their campaign that started yesterday when she GOT PUSHED

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

26

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Does Cameltoe of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens recently had nude pics leak. I figure you can probably still find them, even though her legal team, who happen to be good friends of mine, are on a mission to get them down, because I guess she doesn’t want them out there, even though they are already out there, and the best strategy in any situation is to deny til you die. Especially when you look good in the fucking thing, and your 5 O’Clock shadow is more maintained than your first lazy nudes when she was 17 and just learning, back when nudes were a new thing and not staged properly, before any implants were bought…

It’s like she’s an actor and getting nude is and will be part of her job if she takes on any serious role, and as long s she denies the pics of her – the nerds will be scrambling to prove they are her. The lawyers just take the fun out of that…but I guess they all need to get paid….

That said, it’s almost pointless to fight the nudes when you leave the house with your pants jacked up your vagina so far I can see her soul…I mean why even wear pants when it’s all right there…this Vanessa Hudgens is so Confusing…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

26

Sep

Daisy Lowe Topless Picture of the Day

Daisy Lowe is my Daddy Issue Tits of the day. Because her dad, Bisexual Tranny Fucker Gavin Rossdale – denied being her dad until she was 14 or 15 when he was forced to take a paternity test – probably confused how it happens since he only cums in ass, all while in a perfectly happy love affair with Gwen Stefani, that is still going on, because she’s tranny looking enough for him to not stray too far, unless she is into that thing, which she probably is, because famous ppl are fucked.

That said, Daily Lowe..became a model, because that’s how a dad who skipped your childhood repays you, and in doing that she’s been topless, has great tits, and makes me want to work on renewing her faith in men..using my tongue…

I’d never leave you BAE – just answer my tweets..I’m the stepDADDY who you’ll be calling Daddy…cuz you’re real daddy is in LA wearing panties…

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2014

26

Sep

Cara Delevingne’s Tour of Hogwarts of the Day

This is some virgin loser nerd right here…an “It Girl” with a corky inbred looking face that happens to be photogenic, especially next to A-Listers and the leaders in fashion who hire her…showing people around some Harry Potter filming location, that I guess they used for a fashion show during London Fashion week…you know because virgin losers can masturbate to all things Harry Potter.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

26

Sep

Kelly Brook’s See Through Shirt of the Day

I have a hard time believing that seeing Kelly Brook’s tits in a bra with a see through t-shirt…is anything exciting to anyone…not because no one knows who Kelly Brook is, and they really don’t…and not because she’s in her fat months, that happen when she doesn’t have a shoot and she gets comfortable with her big black dick boyfriend, who probably likes bigger girls…I mean she’s always been thick as fuck…that’s the whole reason she’ has these massive tits….but because she has massive tits…that she has shown off topless so many times. It is the only reason she exists, otherwise she’d be a cocktail waitress somewhere.

But it still happened.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

26

Sep

Jessica Simpson with the Titty Poke of the Day

Jessica Simpson is back…all it took was a wedding picture she wanted to sell for millions. A contract with weight watchers she wanted to fulfill for millions. A little hard work and discipline from trainers and personal chefs to make it happen.

So if you’re fat, and you probably are, and you want to get fit, because you’ll live longer (not that that’s a good thing for you)…and your dick will look bigger to the hookers you pay for sex…then just pretend you have millions of dollars on the line..

Probably easier when you have millions of dollars on the line…

But I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she didn’t lose her big tits, and here’s someone poking at them…”are these things real”….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2014

26

Sep

Mara Teigen for Purienne of the Day

Mara Teigen is a superstar INSTAGRAM MODEL …who for a while I just assumed was the hotter sister of the troll who fucked her way into a wallet and possibly into Sports Illustrated…to help maintain her place in that wallet she fucked her way into…but apparently they aren’t related…

Henrick Purienne is one of my favorite EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHERS of our generation…I mean the guy takes insane pictures..

They came together – for this campaign. I think it’s something corporate and thus not very erotic…but I believe in your creepiness and your ability to cum to anything…so maybe you can get to that. Weirdo.

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