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2014

10

Oct

Sarah Jessica Parker Bra Strap is All Nose of the Day

All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff.

Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sarah Jessica Parker

2014

10

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Got Cleavage to Celebrate her New Sex Tape of the Day

I would say that the highlight of yesterday was THIS ALLEGED KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE WITH A WHITE PENIS – that was rumored to be leaked by her for attention – because she likes to pretend she is an important celebrity since pretending to be an important celebrity has made other people follow her every move and treat her like an important celebrity – while making her insane money like an important celebrity….

But seeing Kim Kardashian fuck is old news, and whether it is her or not, doesn’t matter because fucking on tape like a gutter porn chicks, is really the only reason she exists….

So seeing her showing off her fatty tits – is just contributing to the lie that is Kim Kardahians, but for some reason I am compelled to post her instagram pic. Maybe I’m sucked into the horrible vortex that is the below average, yet celebrated Kardashians.

To See the Rest of the Pics of her in this Dress CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim K

2014

10

Oct

Cops Shoot at a Guy with a Cane and Other Videos of the Day

Live Shark Dragged Through the Streets – what?

The Duct Tape Challenge…

Dog Causes Accident….

The Girl Who Sings 2 Notes at Once

Cops Take 1300 Dollar from a Guy

Topless Activists!

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Oct

Amanda Bynes Shoplifting and Dancing of the Day

This is probably the most interesting thing you will see today. Not because you care about Amanda Bynes, I mean maybe you do, people seem to like her demise, but I find the whole thing exhausting, even depressing, and a perfectly good waste of a girl who should be in porn because she’s on that level of crazy.

That said, she got in trouble for shoplifting, and here’s the behind the scenes footage of her dancing like a maniac, humping the security guard and being an all around good time…

I don’t know, maybe I deal with crazy girls, maybe life is boring and needs more of this, because all I see is someone having fun…while all you uptight twats stare and judge…who’s the real fucking loser now…maybe the key to life is to shake your ass and dance your way through it.

Amanda Bynes is a her.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2014

10

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is interesting that I have got to a place in my personal life and career that one friend of mine sends me a picture of a butternut squash – because it is the fall season and butternut squash just hugs you from the inside on those crisp cool night…only she wanted me to encourage her to stick it in her ass on FaceTime…

My other friend, who is married and has a kid, wrote me to tell me she has a yeast infection and wants to masturbate in her panties to send to me to sniff…

The last person – sent me a close up video of a guy cumming in her and her squeezing it out.

These are normal housewife type girls…not porn chicks…I guess I’m that guy, you know the one who people send their dirty dirty dirty panties to and videos to and in a lot of ways, I wouldn’t want it any other way…not that I like dirty panties – but because I like this kind of romance…

Here are some morning links….

Joke Leads to Ebola Scare on Plane
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Airplane Janitors Strike Over Ebola Feces
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18 Awesome Knockoff Costumes
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Keira Knightley and Her Umbrella
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Ellen asks Shia – What Happened?
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Girls in Tight As Fuck Dresses
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Ana Braga is Old Hot Famewhore in a Bikini
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Robert Downey Jr Staredown
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Marky Mark is Skinny..
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Container Jump Fail
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Premature Celebration
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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@macbud in the shower with herself makes me want to take a shower with myself by @anothersidewalk_tv

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I just made a girl masturbate in the bathroom at her shitty 9-5…I am a hero…a modern day hero…who makes lives…as shitty as they seem in the cubicle eating shit from some asshole boss to barely make rent substantially better.

I think I’ve found my purpose…Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls without Bras….
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15 Drivers Too Cocky with their Plates
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Rita Ora’s Ass in Mesh
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Trashy Chick You’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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Top 10 Amanday Bynes is Terrorizing Nyc
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Stephen Collins on Jessica Biel
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The New Tits of Guess…
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Sluts of the Day…
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Daredevils Climb Digital Billboard!
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Anne Hathaway in Harper’s Bazaar
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Chloe Grace Moretz Of the Day
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Ariana Grande Butt Shots….
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Taylor Swift Does the Wrong Pearl Necklace
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Teacher Fired For Sex with Student
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Jessica Alba Catalog Pics..
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Kate Upton Sues Google
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Amanda Bynes Caught Shoplifting Twice in One Day
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Jan Hooks Died
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Emily Ratcow in Lingerie Cuz She’s a Real Actress….
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Pornstars Get Touched in this Sociological Experiment
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55 Offensive Halloween Costume…
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People Flying Gif
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11 Baby Sitters Share Creepiest Stories…None Involve Me….
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20 Things You Need To Know About Illuminati….
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Jennifer Lawrence Pokies…
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Charlize Theron Legs in Harper’s
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Sofia Vergara at the BOTOX Center
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Go Pro Bridge Riding
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Some Chick Named Chelsea Heath – Spreading Her Ass in a Dance Studio
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11 School Science Projects….
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Don’t Skip a Leg Day
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Ola Jordan Panties
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37 Awesome Costumes
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Idiots….
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Is This a Vintage Mandy Moor Nude?
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Libby Powell Tits…
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Jennifer Lawrence Vanity Fair…
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Every Episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark Online
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Katrina Bowden – Red Carpet
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Bai Ling Nipple Slip…
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Amazing Container Jump Fail!
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Sarah Silverman Talking Nonsense About Her Vagina/Penis for the Wage Gap….
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Floyd Mayweather Showing Off Money on Instagram….
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Premature Victory Celebrations
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Shell Brings Back 1984 Prices…
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Kylie Jenner Lookin’ like a Mini Kim…
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Things That Bounce GIFs
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Kim K- Sex Tape
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Superhero of the Day
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That’s a Fat Ass
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Boobs in the Shower
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Tessa Fowler Tits are Huge..
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Girls Comparing Their Thighs
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Filipina Amateur
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Rememeber This Ass…
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Webcam Girl….
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Office Masturbation
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Two Toys on Girl…
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Anna Orlova Naked in Black and White
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Get Vapes!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Oct

Sara Malakul for Nate Walton of the Day

American based Thai superstar SARA MALAKUL, who you can find on various movies on Netflix that may or may not include her tits…but should always include her tits, because her tits are what legends are made of, even if her being Thai, statistically means she has a penis and the only reason she is in America is because some rockstar or celebrity imported her and her amazing face to work for him – when his wife is at the gym, if you know what I mean…

Now that’s probably not her storyline, since she’s got a US passport thanks to being born in GUAM, and she’s probably got a VAG that she was born with in GUAM, so no need for her to get imported by a tranny loving eccentric George Clooney-type like she was BAI LING, but it is to say that her being half white from Thailand makes me think maybe her dad was into that George Clooney-type hustle, because why else would he end up in Thailand in the 80s? For the Elephants? I bet it was for the elephants…

Well she’s naked for genius nude photographer NATE WALTON …not THOSE Waltons…this is a little less wholesome Waltons…and she’s looking’ pretty fucking awesome…

Posted in:Sara Malakul

2014

09

Oct

Taylor Swfit Does The Wrong Pearl Necklace of the Day

People Magazine did some high concept tribute to a Mia Farrow cover starring Taylor Swift.

I don’t really know what would make People magazine put together the same shoot they did a bunch of years ago, unless they’ve run out of ideas, in a world and industry that seems to have run out of ideas…and I don’t know what the Taylor Swift as Mia Farrow represents…

Is it that Taylor Swift is the new young harlot who married a 50 year old when she was 21, only to father his child years and marriages later when she was involved with someone else, who at the time was wooing her adopted child into a lasting love affair…

Or is it that they just wanted to get a pearl necklace on this recent lesbian like they were John Mayer.

Who knows…but more importantly…who cares…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

09

Oct

Kim Kardashian Has a New Sex Video of the Day

The people who have been documenting The Fappening – THEFAPPENING.SO – have posted a Kim Kardashian sex video.

I didn’t bother downloading it, because I have already seen Kim Kardashian get fucked and I really don’t care to see it ever again unless that shit is making me money and is legit..

It’s from 2010, and it is nice to see Kim K in her natural habitat. In 2010, Kim K was dating Ronaldo (as if cuz he’s gay), Her Bodyguard Shengo Deane, John Mayer, Michael Copon from One Tree Hill and Gabriel Aubry of Halle Berry fame…

I already know she’s a porn chick, one of the worst out there, even though she’s also one of the most successful…money making…

I do think it’s my responsibility as a nudity reporter to GIVE YOU THE LINK – to do what you want with it…I am sure Kim K hacked her own iCloud to get this out there..but that’s just the kind of girl she is, and I would appreciate it if I wasn’t bored of celebrity nudes thanks to over exposure….

You can see the video HERE and you will see how Google is making money off The Fappening Using their Ads – and why the Celebs are suing them – even though Google is obviously lawyered up and ready for this nonsense…

PS – the dick isn’t Kanye Colored but unprotected, she wouldn’t have it any other way

You can see her new sex tape HERE
You can still find her ORIGINAL SEX TAPE HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

09

Oct

Hailey Clauson Nude for Kenneth Willardt of the Day

Hailey Clauson is one of these hipster models who is making moves…

She started modelling at 14, because people at modelling agencies and big brands are fucking perverts and don’t get arrested for recruiting teen girls – getting half naked for them. She did Wild Fox, Forever 21, Urban Outfitters and a whole bunch of other shit…

When she was 16, she sued Urban Outfitters and their Photographer for putting out sexually suggestive pics of her – that her dad signed off on – and she got paid a huge settlement.

Instead of that ruining her career, she still gets work, now at 19, and thank god for that – because she’s a fucking babe….and more importantly legal enough to get naked – and rich enough thanks to getting slutty at 16 for a major brand that shouldn’t be fucking with girls who are under 18 like they were the Dad on Seventh Heaven….

Here she is nude for Kenneth Willardt’s book.

Posted in:Hailey Clauson