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2014

19

Sep

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook is the big old boob model from the UK, who moved to America, and who hasn’t really ever achieved any major American success, at least not in movies, but who still has big old boobs that are worth looking at, especially when at this angle, because you don’t have to look at the rest of her sloppiness that she’s managed to hide her entire career as a Glamour model, who is less trashy that the fake titty counterparts, because she had natural tits, but still a Glamour model…which is some low level bottom feeding one step above stripping…

I’m sure I’ve written tons of horrible things about her over the years…like about her smearing her abortion on herself HERE – because I am a hater – but this selfie…makes me think she’s ok…I should be more supportive of her work…because even when you’re not a TIT guy…but more a personality guy who looks for the inner soul and motivations of a girl…you know her brain, her talents and her sense of humor…because you don’t believe in objectifying women…you can throw that nice guy bullshit aside and become a tit guy…even if it’s just for a few minutes…tit have that power…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

19

Sep

Tallulah Willis and Scout Willis in the Bath Together

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Tallula Willis and Scout Willis have figured out a hook to get people talking about them, or at least to fuck with the media who pay attention them – by getting naked together – which in their Hippie upbringing wasn’t a big deal, as stepfather Ashton would make them get naked and sit on his lap everyday when Demi was recovering from surgeries or getting blood transfusions from the native Montana kids she was trying to steal youth from..

They did this SHOOT …because they are little hipsters…and now they are posing pics of them taking baths together…all comparing their vaginas to see if they look anything like their mom’s tranny dick she had chopped off early on in her career…and the whole thing is amazing..

IT’s like the logic of a threesome is still a threesome if fat girls are involved – because it is a threesome and the two fat girls cancel each other out allowing you to focus on the threesome…only the sister version…a whole lot of awesome…seriously…good job girls.

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2014

19

Sep

Kendall Jenner Erotica of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted this obscure photo of what I think is her ass….but is up on some scrambled porn kick that bringing back horrible drunken masturbation memories from an era before the internet – in basements at friends houses only to be caught by their wives or girlfriends in the level of pervert and desperation that is never graceful, only tit in the top right of the screen in blue, the other tit that may be an asshole in the bottom left in red…all fucking confusing…but with enough audio to get your through it…

Either way, no one likes this Kendall chick, but the media love her and because of theat the brands love her, and because of that, you masturbate to her…and because of that…you’re pathetic.

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2014

19

Sep

Blumarine Nipple Fashion Show of the Day

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Here are some nipples at a fashion show, because nipples and fashion go hand in hand, I’ve been jerking off to fashion magazines and fashion shows since the late 80s, and the fact is that I respect the fashion industry’s ability to both make see through clothing a trend…but also make million of money selling ads to luxury brands set to nipples…because nipples aren’t that big of a deal…but for some reason…it is only ok by the mainstream when in fashion….all while being ok by me…

Here is the Blumarine show….whatever that is….nipples!!

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2014

19

Sep

Cameron Diaz in GQ Germany of the Day

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Everyone knows that Germans are sexual deviants. They have the weirdest porn, the weirdest fetishes, and it all probably stems from the whole Nazi thing, but I’m no sociologist, and I don’t really care what beer drinking, tank of a woman is shitting on…whether it is a German engineer…a product of ethnic cleansing in the 1940s…or whatever…I think it adds to the fun of international sex tourism…

I will say that some of the sicker things they have done – is publish pictures of Cameron Diaz, like she’s not a boxy menopausal chick who shouldn’t be cast as the love interest in movies anymorey…thanks to Judd Apatow having a crush…and like she’s a sexy vixen…

I get it, she’s still got nice long legs…but so do many over 60 year old women I don’t want to see half naked pretending…

I guess I believe in own your shit, love your shit…but don’t perpetuate some like like you’re J.Lo still holding onto a dream because it pays millions a year…

I don’t know if these pictures are old and repurposed from another GQ, but I do know that Cameron Diaz is old, and that may be all I need to know.

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2014

19

Sep

Anne Hathaway on a Set of the Day

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Anne Hathaway and Robert DeNiro are filming some movie called The Intern, I saw a porno, even though I hate porn, with the same name, that I assume the mainstream is Parodying, because the mainstream has lost all sense of creativity and fear taking risks, so now they are going through old porn titles to get ideas…at least that’s my theory.

That said, this Oscar winning scam, you know winning for shaving her head, and now she is showing us all her questionable talent – by looking like an asshole on set, without breaking character and laughing or showing any shame because they are paying her a lot of money for this…

I find this kinda funny…what is even funnier is that at least one person is masturbating to this.

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2014

19

Sep

Kate Hudson Bra of the Day

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I don’t find Kate Hudson hot. She’s an old washed up, damaged, mom of two….I mean there may have been a 3 minute period of time when I may or may not have found her good…but from my memory it was when she was 17, and featured in Architectural Digest with her mom, before she decided to leverage her parents and create an acting career of her own…I reach deep into the magazines for teen erotic circa 1994.

I don’t think these pictures of her showing her bra, being a mom of at least one kid with a guy she divorced, because she was too busy rolling through countless hollywood dudes, like shit was Tinder before Tinder and every girl was out to fuck.

But I am fascinated in the fact that her pussy made Owen Wilson try to kill himself.

It’s like why did that story never get told, why did people forget the one interesting thing about Owen Wilson besides his nose…

I mean she must have some serious pussy manipulation power to do that to a motherfucker, no matter how broken he is…and while we all collectively remember the good old Kate Hudson days, before she was old and a dump, we can all stare at her bra.

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2014

19

Sep

Behati Prinsloo On Set in a Bikini of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo recently married Adam Levine, which makes part of me hate everything she represents, because rich kid Adam Levine, from Hollywood, who just leveraged family contacts to be Adam Levine is a fucking loser, despite all his money, and his music is shit, and when a girl like Behati Prinsloo could be with any fucking billionaire because she’s a victoria’s secret model choosing Adam Levine, is a fucking fail on all fronts. He is the worst…and now she’s polluted…

That said, I can stop staring at her backfat in this pic. She must be eating her feelings because immigrant or not, excited by the American Dream or not, she fucking knows her husband is a cunt…a cunt she lets in her cunt…disgusting.

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2014

19

Sep

Lake Bell Tiitty Pic of the Day

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I don’t know who Lake Bell is…I just know she has a silly name that sounds familiar…she is probably someone…at least now she is because she’s released some titty pics that I am sure she will pretend were hacked out of her phone – as these people do.

Since I don’t know who Lake Bell is…I don’t know if these pics are real or fake…or her or not…I just know I like the angle and color of the pic. It’s very artistic and busty..not that big tits really matter…but they are better than no tits.

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2014

19

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Lovely of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is my favorite. I am sure she’s not overly classy as a person, I mean all these people are fucking horrible, but I believe in one simple thing, and that is that if you can present your British self like a lady, and keep the gutter whore out of the public eye, I may fall in love with you and your class and grace because I am so over exposed to these trashy sluts from Instagram to Porn…and a lot of them are good people…I just can’t jerk off to them or be proud about fucking them – since that is what they do…

Where as a girl like Rosie…gives off this girl you want to wife and make babies with vibe, which may not be that hot or erotic, but can be when staring at all her nude modeling shoots that she does because she likes it and not because she has to for attention…I mean she just fucking dominates…I am in love.

See More of How Rosie Hungtington is Amazing HERE and HERE

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