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2014

01

Oct

Marloes Horst for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model, who is not modelling for Victoria’s Secret in these pictures, like some sir of disloyal hooker who will bounce from client to client even if you’ve got her under contract…and they get paid a shit ton of money to just be in their underwear – because these hoes aint loyal, or more importantly, these brands are all in it together, because if I was paying a girl 30,000 dollars a day, or 800,000 dollars a year, you can be pretty fucking sure there would be no pictures taken with other people, hell, I wouldn’t let her out of my basement. You see because when you own a person…you don’t share the person…unless there’s some back end deal in it for you…it’s really the whole foundation of pimping.

She’s pretty much my favorite looking model I’ve ever seen, even if someone just told me she used to be fat…she’s like an Avacado…good fat…

Posted in:Marloes Horst

2014

01

Oct

Gia Genevieve’s Big Hot Tits For Galore of the Day

I am the kind of guy who likes calling girls fat – just to make everyone mad – since Skinny is the enemy, fat is the enemy that can’t be spoken, as everyone eats their way to an early grave.

I am the kind of guy who hates fat girls, because I married one and she can’t wipe her ass, forcing me to clean her – and it is disgusting…so disgusting that I wish she ate her way to an early grave faster that she is…but nothing she does is fat…

But the real life me, the guy who doesn’t resent fat girls for stealing my freedom and eating all my food…loves bigger girls…

They for some reason have tighter pussies, maybe because the fat is pushing on their internal organs like an internal butt plug…or maybe because I only fuck fat girls…they are easy and love to fuck – because they know they are fat and put extra effort, you know the kind of effort they would put into all all you can eat buffet…into their blow jobs…it’s like they take what they can get and don’t fuck around…

Not to mention they have bigger fucking tits…

So this GIA GENEVIEVE – who people could call fat because she doesn’t have thigh gap, is sexy as fuck in this vintage lingerie, Marilyn Monroe glamour shoot…and those tits…are insane..up on some Kate Upton – but actually good – because she carries her weight the way girls built with tits like this should…not in some weirdo flat and wide Kate Upton way..

So if you are going to celebrate a bigger babe – this is the one..

Thank you GALORE for making us find this love…

Posted in:Gia Genevieve

2014

01

Oct

Ana Ivanovic is Amazing of the Day

Ana Ivanovic who SportsbookReview.com listed her at -1300 favorite to win, won her match but I am more interested in her playing tennis because tennis is my fetish…I don’t care if she wins or loses…it’s the one sport where Russian babes, who were destined to be cam girls but instead became athletes, thanks to communism, grunting like they are getting fucked in skimpy clothes, all sweaty vagina in tight panty flashing and erotic.

Here she is in action…

Vaginal Definition….

Butt Shot….

Missionary Position on the Ground

Pussy Smile….

Open Mouthed

Posted in:Ana Ivanovic

2014

01

Oct

Naked Protestor and Other Videos of the Day

Armed Robbery with a Twist….

Hit and Run of the Day

Fight of the Day

Crazy Minor Accident Turns Major

Guy Picks Up Trannies

Posted in:Video

2014

01

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am really good at love…


Here are some morning links…

Hot Booty…
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Wiz Khalifa Got Busted with 2 Twin Sisters
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Ben Afleck’s Penis in a Movie
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Houston Dynamo Cheerleaders….
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GIFs of Dancing Bodybuilders
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Boston Herald’s Racist Cartoon….
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16 People Who Will Be Action Stars…
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Suelyn Medeiros Squats…
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What People Care About TV….
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Laser Cat Yearbook Pic….
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Stella McCartney is Fat Model….
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Vicky Pattison Hot White Bikini…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I offer married and long term relationship girls as safe, non-judgemental way to get off – by sexting them better than their husband – because he’s off sexing some young girl he picked up somewhere..

Someone’s trash, is another man’s sexting opportunity…and it turns out these married girls…are so dirty…because they’ve been in sexual prison for a long time and need to be unleaded.

That said, I don’t understand why people leave their house….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Anne Hathaway Says Fame Fucked Her Up
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Top 10 Protest for Fashion
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13 Fails
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Kendall Jenner – Underboob
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Unscripted – But Scripted Reese Witherspoon with 73 Pre-Screened Questions….
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Ebola in USA
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A Whole Bunch of Side Boob
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Behati and Adam Levine Covered in Blood – Unfortunately Not Their Own in a Murder Suicide
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Kelly Brook Pumps Gas
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Jessica Alba in Tight Jeans
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Slut Of the Day!
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Georgia Woman Spends Month in Jail Because Cops Thought it Was Meth…
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Some Model Slut Modeling
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Jenny McCarthy -Big Dumb Tits
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Miranda Kerr Legs
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Emrata in Cosmo
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WTF Scens from the State Fair
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Nerdy Arm Tattoos
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Bar Refaeli in a Panty Upskirt!
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Stripper Gets Naked in a Private Box
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Collection of Fascinating Pics –
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Some Trash Named Casey Batchelor Big Cleavage
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Best Vanity Plate EVER
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Michael Phelps – DUI
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This is Pretty Amazing…
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Aretha Franklin Singing Rolling in the Deep
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Erin Heatherton at Some Event
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Some Topless Babe in LUI Magazine
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Pics of the Japanese Volcano!
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Miranda Kerr Walks the Runway
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Gisele Legs on the Runway
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Jumping in Leaves GIF
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Britt Ekland Nude in The Wicker Man – Amazing
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Sexiest Cosplay Girls…
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21 Great Moments in Stand Up Comedy
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Diane Kruger Legs!
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Kaley Cuoco in Tights.
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Melanie Iglesias in a Tight Dress
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants to Give Matt Damon a Bed
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Hot Fucking Selfies…
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People Making Their Parents Proud
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Amanda Bynes was on Adderall
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Rosana Arquette Naked in 1990
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Sybian Makes Amateur Babe Cry
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Ashley Lee – Wet and See Through
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Crazy Snake Lady
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Some Greek Trash – Nipple Slip
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Reporter Let’s Boob Hang Out When Interviewing People
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Be a Healthy Fucking Drunk…
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2 Sluts with Big TIts
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Lesbian Hang
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Hello Kitty Panties Fetish
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Webcam Show of the Day
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Get Vapes!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Sep

Jessica Biel’s Probable Pegnancy Bikini Pic of the Day

Either she’s fat – or she’s that age where a married woman skips her pill to trap what may be her homosexual husband’s semen inside her uterus to secure that life of luxury – all to legitimize his sexuality…or she’s both.

It’s like metabolism’s slow down, people stop working out, and people get pregnant…but throughout all this, she’s got herself a ridiculous booty in what, if pregnant, is the perfect time to have unprotected sex with her so that you don’t have to deal with abortion costs, that shit is someone else’s burden…not that you’d ever have sex with Biel, and if you did, you would want her knocked up – because you are lonely, and it would give you purpose in this sad, dark world…not to mention – a better lifestyle – up on some K-Fed shit, but that’s not happening, you aren’t good enough for her…and her Seventh Heaven ego…

All this to say, if that’s not pregnant – I’d be surprised.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2014

30

Sep

Teabagging Video of the Day

My friends over at MyPakage, the best underwear you can buy on the internet…if not the planet…put together this tea party video that is pretty fucking genius…probably probably one of the best underwear viral videos in the history of underwear videos..

It’s called TeaBaggging, and a bunch of ladies have an sleazy Tea Party, after getting excited by the mail man delivering his “Pakage”

Clever and amazing…now if only there was an unrated version with more labia…you know the kind of labia you’d want to invest in underwear to not humiliate yourself when you finally get the chance to have sex…

You see, my soiled, ripped, discoloured underwear don’t impress….but in my defence, I pay the girls I have sex with -so they have to deliver regardless…

Get you own pair so you can scream at girls to “Lick MyPakage“….

Right…

Posted in:Videos

2014

30

Sep

Heather Marks Nude Selfie on Set of the Day

Heather Marks is a Canadian model. I haven’t met her at the yearly Canada party I talk about here, but that no one seems to care about, because Canada.

I guess the fashion and modelling world picked her up and made her rich early on in life, so now at 26, she doesn’t need any of my maple syrup dripping off her chin, all over her amazing body.

I am sure she’s had the Maple Syrup of many rich – A-List men all over over amazing body…and I would just pollute all she’s built up for herself…

You know, too cool for my igloo, wolves and not giving me her beaver…ever…but she is giving her beaver to world on set somewhere – in a selfie that is amazing

I have no idea where she posted it, but as a model, this is part of the job…you know the whole being naked thing – and thank god for that. Let’s hope she takes her daily nudity more seriously and documents it – because this is magical. Everything I ever wanted in a selfie without anus.

Posted in:Heather Marks

2014

30

Sep

Andrea Sportono for Numero of the Day

Turns out that when a model – like this Andrea Spotorno – who I haven’t heard of but who is probably already rich from modelling because of her hard features, tall as fuck body, willingness to get naked and the whole not being fat thing – wears a bubble wrap shirt for a fashion magazine – and I can see her nipples – I get pretty happy. Maybe it is because bubble wrap was the only toy I got on Christmas, while the kids I was in the foster home with got actual toys, that came wrapped in bubble wrap…you know being the Mexican no one wanted and all…maybe Bubble wrap was my only childhood friend when I couldn’t speak the language….maybe popping each and every bubble released deep rooted hurt in my soul – like I was a cutter…or maybe I just like model tits…

Either way, I wouldn’t notice her on the street other than to say “Look at the that tall skinny monster, I bet she’s a model”…but right now, right here…I am all about her little model tits. Boom.

Posted in:Andrea Spotorno