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2014

11

Sep

Nina Agdal’s Ass in Lingerie of the Day

I laugh at Nina Agdal’s weirdo face on the regular.

Not because I don’t like her, or think she’s a bad person. I don’t even think she is overrated as a model, because I have a feeling she’s not even breaking a million dollars a year in earnings. Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, and these other campaigns she’s doing are probably around 30k a month, which is still a lot of money, that she probably doesn’t spend thanks to having dudes pay her, as all models have dudes who pay for them…I just don’t think her immigrant face is good enough to be where it is, but that immigrant ass is pretty fucking perfect and erases and deletes her other countless flaws, like looking like a dude with downs syndrome..

I’m not a hater, at least not when I’m looking at an ass like this…it’s actually hard to hate much when lost in these cheeks anxiously awaiting leaked anus pics.

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2014

11

Sep

Miley Cyrus Shower Picture of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture of herself in a shower in Puerto Rico, where I guess she’s hanging out, or polluting their culture with her fake ass, hollywood rendition of art and hipsterism…

The biggest tragedy in the whole thing is that in being her racy little controversial self, she’s gone 30 percent of the way with this one. You know the giant heart censor and the fact that she’s just showing her back to us, make masturbating to this, even for the most seasoned voyeur with a shower fetish, pretty fucking hard…but I guess her posting shower pics already is a good enough start, that makes for a good chance that when her empire comes crashing down…there will be porn..

I think the more controversial shit she’s been up to in NYC for Fashion Week, involved this minor Bella Thorne in a cleavage dress, sitting on her lap like Miley was Santa Claus, you know the mall kind who only do it to molest the kids because their red suit makes them think they are above the fucking law…


That’s enough Miley news…because I’m a grown man and writing about this both rapes my brain and depresses me to the point of suicide, but I’m more into the drinking myself to death method, which is something I do despite being long and drawn out…

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2014

11

Sep

Hilaria Baldwin’s Ridiculous Yoga Poses of the Day

Hilaria Baldwin is the clever gold digger who came with a specific and marketable skill set, so that when she properly positioned herself for a celebrity clientele, pretty literally, positioned herself for a celebrity clientele, with her vagina in spandex doing things that are pretty much unheard of, things this rich guys had never seen before, and that these rich guys could pretend were for some kind of spiritual and health driven enlightenment, booking her for 2 sessions a day like she was some kind of prosti.

Meaning..she was the seductress who infiltrated the wallets of the rich using her flexibility and yoga expertise…but after creeping on her instagram…you’ll see exactly why Alec Baldwin came up inside her…right..

I don’t know why, but I guess like Alec Baldwin, her poses are weird, interesting, and something I want to fuck…here’s some recents pics I pulled from her instagram…

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2014

11

Sep

Iggy Azalea May Have a Sex Tape of the Day

As much as I dislike most of what Iggy Azalea represents…I mean I am all for the hooking aspect of her fat ass, fake ass, ass implant career that has been used to speak to the white suburban girl via “hip hop”…but I am not into that white suburban hip hop…you know I like the process of getting famous but hate when they get famous…because it means that it worked, and that may inspire other girls to follow her footsteps of getting naked and fucking the right people, but I hate the ego that comes when they win…

That said, I am all for watching this Iggy chick fuck…so today I woke up to this press release from my friends at VIVID.COM

When I asked them how authentic the sex tape is, I got a Smiley Emoji back…meaning…I am sure it’s pretty fucking legit…and not surprising considering how she is an australian who made it in America where Americans don’t even succeed at her hustle…lots of dick has been involved in the making of this girl…

Here’s the press release:

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT SAYS IT IS REVIEWING A SEX TAPE PURPORTING TO FEATURE HOT RAPPER IGGY AZALEA

“If There is Any Tape Out There That Can Rival That of Kim Kardashian, This One is it!”

LOS ANGELES – (September 11, 2014) – Leading adult company VIVID ENTERTAINMENT says it has been approached by a third party who claims he represents an individual with rights to a purported sex tape featuring the sexy recording artist Iggy Azalea.

Vivid founder/co-chairman Steven Hirsch says “Iggy is definitely the hottest female rapper today.” His company has pioneered in the release of celebrity sex tapes featuring high-profile stars. He said he has been shown a “teaser” of images of a woman who appears to be the 24-year-old, Australian-born Ms. Azalea, whose real name is Amethyst Amelia Kelly.

I am ready for this one…more importantly, I will have the exclusive when it drops because I always release all the vivid celebrity sex tapes first…and I have been for the last 8 years…

Here are some pics from her instagram…to celebrate this glorious big juicy ass getting fucked day…

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2014

11

Sep

The Girl Who Likes Boys…and Other Videos of the Day

The Man Who Steals 227,000 of Jewellery

Bystanders Swarm a Guy Who Takes Kid Hostage…

The Man Who Jumped Off the 6th Floor and Lived

The Bear on the Golf Course

Biker Gets Slammed By a Car

Biker Fight..

The Girl Who Shows Cop her Boobs

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you want to get nude pics of girls, find a picture of a ridiculously big penis and send it to them pretending it is yours. Girls like fantasy, they all want a disney romance, and in their mind, that comes stock with a huge dick, so even if they think you are vile and horrible, that pic of big dick they don’t necessarily believe is yours, but want to believe is yours – will lead to spread asshole pics…because that’s the power of big dick and probably why guys with big dicks pretty much win at life…not that I have a big dick, but I do have a pic of one to send girls for spread asshole pics…right.


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Nascar Speed of 320 KM/Hour
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What this Writer Learned Watching Sarah Palin Channel
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Jennifer Lopez Has a Hot Old Lady Ass
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Spot a Fake Smile
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Robber Falls Asleep Robbing…
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Wax Museum Prank
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Cara Delevingne Tattoos Bacon on her Foot
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Jared Leto – Big Dick GIF
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Hairy Nipples of the Day
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2014

11

Sep

Venus WIlliams is in Canada of the Day

Venus Williams is in Canada playing tennis….less than 2 hours away from me. Vegas has her at a 10/1 favorite on Thursday according to SBR. I have her at a 5% chance I will hitchhike to find her and tell her I want her to play tennis with her possible vagina…on my face…

You see, I have a thing for women’s tennis…and this one is top level player, but more importantly, in my sexual deviance…after years of overexposure to babes…I am starting to branch off from the traditional skinny model looking girls and at least trying to explore big black fit women who can destroy me…it’s not really my thing, but ya know…life is short, gotta keep it exciting.

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2014

10

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

This was snapchatted to me – and I thought it was ridiculous…but then again I am the kind of guy who runs over girls I see I the street I want to sleep with, but not enough to make it gross…


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You know stunned and bruised not dead and bleeding…I’m not a monster…but I guess…I am ridiculous…

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Rob Ford May Die
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Natale Burn in a Bikini
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Khloe Kardashian Ass Implants…
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Kelly Brook’s Tits Will Explode
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Nina Agdal is Boring in Lingerie
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Ashley Mason is the SLUT OF THE DAY
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Khloe Kardashian’s Ass is Hilarious of the Day
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Lily Allen is a Monster With a Cameltoe
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College Dildo Fight
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Raquel Rishard is Good
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Zac Efron’s Hairy Nipples…
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Flat Model Ass
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Bieber Strip
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Everything That Will Kill You
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Mentally Ill Hollywood Celebrities
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Fashion Bullshit
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Abigail Ratchford GIFs
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Maitland Ward Does Staged Bikinis
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Reese Witherspoon is Boring
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These Asses Are Available For Fucking
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10 Childhood Jokes That Went Over Your Head….
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Reddit Made a Ton of Money on The Fappening
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Katy Perry Cleavage…
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Katy Perry Does Harper’s Bazaar
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Uncensored Reality TV
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Olivia Munn Skinny Legs
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Claire Danes Does Harper’s Bazaar
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Some Chick Named Lolo Jones in a Tight Dress
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Natalie Burn in a Bikini in Greece
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Doutzen Kroes Does Fashion
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Brazilian Models in Bikinis
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Nicki Minaj Crotch Shot
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So Much Underboob
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Bella Thorne Cleavage…
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11 Babies with Facial Hair…
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Jennifer Lawrence Hunger Games Poster
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Katy Perry Stole Taylor Swift’s Cock
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Jess Davies is the Slut of the Day
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Phil Varone’s Groupies Exclusive
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Glow in the Dark Tits
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Compilation of People Freaking Out
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Naked Model of the Day
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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The Sluttiest Greek Ever
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Bored Teens Masturbate Together
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This is My Kind of Banana
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Naked Stacey
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Some Random Chick With an IMDB Page – Naked
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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2014

10

Sep

Nina Agdal Pantyflash of the Day

I’ve heard all kinds of stories about immigrant Nina Agdal being on the program. Which is what I call girls who are signed models, but who get payroll from rich guys to hang out when the rich guys can get away from their wives, because rich guys can buy anything they want, and models, are just one step away from prostitutes…you know they already get paid to show off their bodies, what’s getting paid to fuck someone, when they are fucking people all the time anyway…it’s just part of the process…

My favorite picture of her was nude on the bed in Miami during the Sports Illustrated swimsuit launch, you know the story was that she was with some rich college kid and he documented it, because you would to…if you had a drugged up parting Nina naked in your bed after fucking her…I am too lazy to look for that pic, but you can google or search it on the site…I’m more into the future than the past…and the future is that she’s wearing panties, not shy to show those panties, because lets face it, she’s always in panties, and I am surprised she’s even wearing panties, she must be on her period or fresh out of an abortion or dealing with a yeast infection…because girls like this only put on panties when getting paid…right…right…

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2014

10

Sep

Carmen Electra’s Titty Photobomb of the Day

I don’t know who this botox, Kim Kardashian, plastic looking, all people with money look like porn stars thanks to shitty plastic surgery is…No not Carmen Electra, the one behind her with her tits falling out, not the one with the sunglasses, who also looks like all these fake hair, face, tan, lip, subtle delicate women…

I hate this look, I hate this vibe, it’s so fucking trashy and ugly, but I love the fact that her tit is hanging out as the paparazzi capture her Jersey Shore looking self, accidentally, like a deer in the headlights, because she’s behind Carmen Electra, who also looks like a ball of fucking botox, but still relevant enough for the paparazzi to take pics of….

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