I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2014

23

Sep

Katherine Heigl Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know which one of these girls is Katherine Heigl…but I am going to assume it isn’t the one with the cum on her, because Katherine Heigl is more about keeping the cum inside her uterus…and I am going to assume it is not the one with the Shar Pei face…all wrinkly skinned like an oversized sweater on her cheekbones…because there’s no way Katherine Heigl would post that of herself, she’s more into pushing the “sex appeal” thing that I don’t think she has, but you probably do, because along with her thick thighs, comes tits…big tits…that get her work…

I’m not a fan, if anything I hate all she represents, but she is posting self shot bikini pics of her and her girlfriends, one of which is covered in cum…oh Divorcees pushing 40 – they so crazy…

Posted in:Katherine Heigl

2014

23

Sep

Charlotte McKinney for Galore of the Day

Here is a shoot by my friends over at GALORE …which is probably one of the more relevant fashion magazines for perverts everywhere because they have taken on the Playboy model of being cool enough that people want to work with them, while taking pics of girls I want to see naked, in situations that are kind of fetishy, kind of playful, and always a good fucking time…It’s like what Playboy would have done if it wasn’t run by a 300 hundred year old robot and his trashy hookers he marries to nurse him…you know the future of what we want to see….

The model is Florida’s own Charlotte McKinney, who has been a Guess girl like she was Anna Nicole Smith, and who in the wake of this Florida woman with 3 tit scandal, proves that if done right, two tits is more than enough tit ..and maybe that’s why she’s dressed like a wet nurse…you know the mom with enough tit for us all need to suckle on to get through the day…

Amazing.

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2014

23

Sep

Anais Mali Tits for French Revue des Modes of the Day

There is always something lovely about a girl named ANUS…especially when she’s brown…but more importantly, when she’s showing her model tits for some French fashion magazine, because French fashion magazines are softcore pornography. I mean she’s wearing a chain for a shirt like some kind of bondage dominatrix I just hired on craigslist to fuck me up the ass then piss on my face…you know how those Craigslist dominatrix things go…

She’s skinny, she’s tall, she’s from France…and in France, being topless is the same as wearing a shirt, but to me, it’s still erotic, like a muslim man seeing a heathen’s ankle for the first time on public transit, I am all about this…only I’m not about to fuck a goat to sort this out…but I may pay a girl who looks like one to give me a lap dance dude to budget constraints!

Posted in:Anais Mali

2014

23

Sep

Miranda Lamber’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

I wonder why J.Lo didn’t ask Miranda Lamber to sing the country RIFF of their booty song…I mean it’s about fat asses right? Or is J.Lo a fat ass shamer who only likes fat asses that are round and look like they have implants, but not fat white girl ass, that look like they are in a diaper and just shat themselves…funny, considering her song about fat asses is empowering girls with fat asses to sing along and own their ass, while J.Lo at her core doesn’t mean their fat asses, she means hot fat asses…

All this to say, it looks like Country Strong is starting to look like a Country Diner Walmart worker, maybe she’s been emotionally eating her way through her rumored divorce….or maybe she’s pregnant…but the one thing I do know is that her bikini bottoms are at least one size too small…

All this to say, J.Lo is a elitast cunt.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miranda Lambert

2014

23

Sep

Cara Delevingne Wet for John Hardy of the Day

Cara Delevingne continues to remind me why she’s modeling…it is because of her amazingly photographic face. A face I always forget about when she’s doing the media tour and in candid pics….because without the lighting, make-up, good photographer, retouching, etc…she’s a bit of a hipster troll…a hipster troll who surrounds herself with A-Listers at all the right parties…making her an it-girl people care about, when really they should only let her out of her hipster troll cage to book these kinds of campaigns, half naked and wet…looking better than she actually looks…which I guess goes for most girls…you all need hair/make-up and a photo team for your selfies…and the funny thing is – a lot of your self involved cunts already have that in place…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

23

Sep

Kate Bosworth Legs of the Day

After seeing the recent Kate Bosworth nudes – that I don’t know are legit or not…I was reminded just how great this Kate is…I mean…I think I finally felt real love. You know like I wanted to know what love is, and her long, lean, amazing body showed me…

That said, I never cared about her in movies, not that she ever did anything good, but she’s just managed to pull it together well into her 30s, defying the normal aging process…and for that reason along…let’s stare at her long skinny legs…Because skinny legs……

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Bosworth

2014

23

Sep

Trying to Look Up Kendall Jenner’s Skirt of the Day

I figure what better way to celebrate the news that I hope you don’t care about, involving Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner Filing for Divorce , because Kris Jenner is a Harlot, and Bruce Jenner wishes he was one…that’s why he takes estrogen….than to post pics trying to look up Kendall Jenner’s skirt…because as you know children of divorce, no matter what age…are serious sluts…filling the void and guilt of their parents not loving each other with dick…pair that up with being raised on a vapid, raised by trash, reality with no morals or values, because the empire is based on porn for the money and fame….and we’ve got ourselves a future hooker…when everything turns to shit…and that excites me.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

23

Sep

Car Hits Pedestrian on Purpose and Other Videos of the Day

Guy With a Gun Gets Beat the Fuck Up

Tiger Eats a Kid

Drive-by Fuck Her Right in the Pussy

Some Instant Justice…

Weird Monkey Performance of the Day

Couple Gets Whipped for Having Sex in Public.

Posted in:Video

2014

23

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I use Tinder to find love….I guess in a lot of ways – I am just a hopeless romantic…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning….

Naked Beyonce
GO

15 Strange Things from Thrift Stores
GO

Fashion Flakes is Some Weird Cereal
GO

Girls Tugging At Their Clothes…Sluts…
GO

The Third Boob is a Lie – Which You Probably Would Have Figured Out if You Looked at her 1993 Pics
GO

UK SLUTS!
GO

GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
GO

French Cat of the Day….
GO

The Most Ridiculous Foods in Stadium History
GO

This Disney chick – Chloe Dykstra’s nudes were shot on a weird Nokia looking flip phone…
GO

Hey Girl – Nice Outfit….
GO

Meth Selling Taco Truck in Colorado
GO

11 Casts from 90s Shows Reunion Pics
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

22

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Juggling social media girls who want to fuck – I am talking from Tinder to Snapchat to Instagram to Facebook and Twitter is pretty fucking difficult. So I just make them send me nudes…to live the celebrity dream…

It’s like hey girls be like your favorite models and Oscar winners – just send me a private message…

The internet is ridiculous…and thank god for that…it shows us the depravity of humanity…and then fucks it up the ass…

Finally…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Celebs With Chronic Bitch Face
GO

Oh Shit – Robert Pattison has a New Girl Naked FKA TWIGS
GO

Girls with Big Old Tits…
GO

Oh Shit – Angela Simmons Looks Like a Handicap in a Bikini
GO

Sexy Pokemon
GO

Everything You Didn’t Care About the Alicia Keys Nude Pic
GO

You Tube Prankster Gave Away Jordans in the Hood
GO

Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits
GO

Jessica Alba’s Big Ass from the Side
GO

A Girl and Her Insane Cleavage Named Claudia Galanti
GO

SLUT OF THE DAY
GO

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin First Photos
GO

Jennifer Lawrence Sends Nude Pics from Work – Because She Loves Nude Pics
GO

Amazing Abandoned Places!
GO

Girls in Sports Bras….
GO

Models at a Charity Event…
GO

Gifs to accompany “That Burn”
GO

Tom Brady Barely Made It….
GO

Emma Watson Doing some Lesbian Shit
GO

100 Selfie Fails
GO

Kristen Cavallari Prefers Being On Top
GO

Giving a Veteran a Ride in a Ferrari!
GO

Kendall Jenner Looks Pretty Fucking High…
GO

How to Counter Passive-Aggressive People
GO

Celebrity Nudes Tapped from Her Land Line…
GO

RIP Eric the Actor
GO

Dakota Fanning in Fuck Me Boots – Remember When Fuck Me Boots Were a Thing…
GO

51 Places to Visit Before You Die
GO

Netflix has a Spoiler Page
GO

Just Show Me Your Fucking Cunt Already…
GO

Jennifer Morrison – See Through
GO

Emma Watson Did Some Bullshit Speech so 4 Chan is Threatening her…
GO

14 Great Pick Up Lines
GO

Kesha’s Ass Looking
GO

Iggy Azalea’s Fat Ass at a Concert
GO

Girls in Selfies…
GO

Timberlake Almost Beat Up Dax Sheppard in the Gayest Fight Ever
GO

Michelle Monaghan – Bottomless
GO

The Idiot Teacher Who Snap Chatted Nudes to Students
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
================

Lizzy Caplan Topless in Masters of Sex
GO

Naked Girl Goes Fishing
GO

Big Boob Billboard in Britain
GO

You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum…
GO

Fake Miley Cyrus NUDE
GO

Skin Diamond Posing Sexy
GO

My Kind of Girls
GO

GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
GO

Aubrey Plaza Masturbation Video Is Good
GO

Olsen Twin Eating Spaghetti
GO

Apple Insertion
GO

Multi-Vitamins for Drunks…
GO

Penthouse Girls are Amazing
GO

================

Awesome Links From Around the Web
GO

Follow This Motherfucker on Instagram
GO

Celebrity Porn!!!
GO

SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS