2014
22
Sep
Sometimes…you don’t really need to write anything because a picture says 1000 words about how a bitch is too old for this, but at the same time looking her best, being the den mother in an ass obsessed world she kind of took part in starting back in 1990 when she was 40…
She’s still Jenny from the Block.
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Posted in:J.Lo
2014
22
Sep
Selena Gomez posted a picture of her feet on her instagram. I am going to assume that this was in response to her fans begging for pictures of her feet, you know the foot fetish fans, who are some of the weirdest people around. Sure I’ve fucked some feet during my lifetime, she was an armless hooker with a herpes outbreak, I did what we could…but I’ve never got hard over a pair of feet…but there are people who do, and those people are committed, paying 100 dollars a pop to random girls I know on Facebook, and begging for feet pics on instagram, and once, I was with a girl and a guy gave her 200 dollars with me there to videotape her fucking feet. They are committed to their fetish, and Selena is a good marketer who knows how to make different groups of fans cum from different non-sleazy but still sleazy if you know the backstory and underbelly, porn to some people hustle…
It’s just too bad she doesn’t cater to so many other fetishes worth exploring….incest, lesbian – which she touched on dating Bieber, gangbang, rape, scat, watersports…the list goes on and on…wrestling balloons, inflatables, etc…but I guess we can take this for now…
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2014
22
Sep
IT WAS A FAKE FROM JANUARY 2014 – OOPS…I DID IT AGAIN.
I think this picture of Miley Cyrus backstage that someone snuck and snapped – who was probably on her camp and who was probably advised to release…just reminds us all that titty pics are not a big deal and that titty pics are fun to look at…and that titty pics, once you see them, make future titty pics far less exciting, because you know if this was from the Hannah Montana set – the internet would have broke…
So girls, don’t just rub on your titties, take a pic of them in solidarity for the celebs who are pretending to be upset about their nudes, while loving the attention….like Miley is doing…
It’s like you don’t have to hack this girl, she brings it to you on a platter…and you can’t hate that or really anything else about her…I mean you can…but you shouldn’t…since she’s so generous with her nipples…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
22
Sep
Socialite turned model, possibly because her mom was a big shopper at Chanel and she was the edgy brat in the corner with her crazy little hipster outfit on wearing headphones, totally uninterested in family friend Karl Lagerfeld, Cara Delevingne…manages to look totally dumpy and boylike almost 90 percent of the time…because I guess that’s the hipster fashionista style…all while being the hottest model of the era thanks to people being drone follower idiots who just don’t know how to pave their own way, but rather just know how to jump on trends, like Cara Delevingne, especially the A-Listers she hangs with – as they all are only into her because of how much hype she gets and them being into her – just gets her more hype…
But this girl really does take a good pic…she looks hot in almost 90 percent of her professionally shot pics…which should remind celebs everywhere – if you are going to get nude, do it for fashion, with a team and concept – because it’s just nicer to look at than your shitty self shot stuff – save the self shot stuff for the girls I jerk off to from TINDER…you know who don’t have the resources but still like the attention too – cuz they are only human…
Posted in:Cara Delevingne
2014
22
Sep
Want to know something that I’ve never ever wanted to see in the history of my existence…I’m talking not in 2001 when her big song made her a breakout star…and not now… Alicia Keys nude, pregnant or not, promoting anything…
If anything, she’s the kind of girl who might as well not be a girl to me…and I don’t know why – I am sure she’s sweet, and lovely, like all these rich and famous people with staff and handlers are…and I am sure someone out there finds her hot…but for me…someone who will look at anyone naked…and I mean anyone…I mean you should see some of the girls I have gone down on, you’d throw up…but for some reason…a reason beyond pregnancy..this does nothing to me…and I guess that’s why I am compelled to post it…
Posted in:Alicia Keys
2014
22
Sep
I would say that 95 percent of the time I see a lingerie or swimsuit catalog shoot, no matter who the model is, the pictures are cheesy as fuck….
Now I don’t know who Carolina Cruz is, but I’ll assume not related to Penelope Cruz, and I don’t care how hot she looks in a bikini…and I don’t know who the swim company is, and I don’t care how much they spent on this..I just know that there’s nothing hot, interesting, or even good about these pics…even with the half naked girl in it…
They remind me of some cheesy flea market pervert with a camera luring girls for glamour shots because it’s his weirdo fetish..only those flea market pics would have probably been better concept..because perverts, even talentless perverts, who produce shitty pervert photos, with no real vision or talent – can do better than this…I know because I am one of those guys…but my iPhone always throws off my fake studio set up…come it was a free upgrade…baby…who needs real cameras…it’s the instagram era…
Posted in:Carolina Cruz
2014
22
Sep
Apparently, this is a Taylor Swift panty flash. I don’t know if it has to do with the brightness on the computer I am using, you know since I found it in a dumpster, but I can’t see any panties in this pic, there are probably other angles, HERE but I am too lazy to look…
I am just going to assume that there is Panty, because Taylor Swift is growing up, you know coming of age story of a girl who is into experimenting with her sexuality and then singing about it, whether it is running through all kinds of random dudes who she pretends on her boyfriend for the media because it is acceptable…to spending a lot of time fanning out with a Victoria’s Secret model…to now making pop songs about shaking her ass…it’s just a matter of time before this good girl, who has given up all her privacy for a 100 or more million dollars a year, full throws in the towel and shows vagina…
It’s like the only real controversial celebrity nude leak – is right here – it just hasn’t happened yet…but when it does…it’ll be bigger than Jennifer Lawrence’s big tits…
In the mean time, try to find her panties, it’s a modern day Where’s Waldo…
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Posted in:Taylor Swift
2014
22
Sep
Pippa Middleton disappoints me. I had such high hope for her to lose her shit after her sister became the future queen, without realizing that her sister being the future queen probably allows her to get on payroll and be part of the fun, without any of the real work…while I just thought it meant that she’d have middle-child syndrome, of feeling like nothing she does in life will be good enough, because her wife gold dug her way to the top like a fucking master…you know stuck in her one bedroom apartment, filling the void with drugs and cock, but the truth is – she probably gets to be just as fancy and live just as luxurious a life and her whoring and drugs can be done in the privacy of villas in beautiful locations….so there’s no need to go out there and humiliate the family to get a little attention of her own…except maybe in bikini pics…and the whole thing could have been way more fun, controversial and exciting…now all I see is disappointment, when the disappointment I wanted from Pippa was from the Royal Family and her parents…oh well…
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Posted in:Pippa Middleton
2014
22
Sep
Everyone is so concerned with this popstar chick Ariana Grande, and not for having a porn name, but rather for having a bad attitude towards her fans, because they don’t understand most famous people don’t actually care about their fans, they just like the attention their fans give them. It all stems from having horrible parents that throw them into this world at a young age, making them competitive and more importantly confident enough to do what they do through positive affirmation, you know to keep baby going to the auditions, and spoiling them as reward because they are the meal ticket….making for a pretty awful person – with an ego – who feels entitled to all that comes her way….
I think it’s probably a publicity stunt to make her edgy, even though she fucks black dudes, which to white people everywhere – is as edgy as a girl can get…
I also think I’m more into her panty flashes on stage…because she has a hot body and her celebrity doesn’t interest me at all…her fall from celebrity when she turns to porn in a decade does…and in the meantime the panty flashes are good enough to tide me over.
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Posted in:Ariana Grande
2014
22
Sep
There is hope in the world for fat girls everywhere – that if you are offered a million dollars or more for a campaign based on your post pregnancy weight, you will hire trainers and chefs to make sure that you are getting all the nutrients you need, while getting ripped…I mean there are also doctors and hormone therapy and all kind of science that can take you from being the BBQ Boat that was Jessica Simpson to being this fit, in her 30s, mom of two…it’s amazing what a little forced motivation from your team and lots of money can do to your emotional eating…
So what’s your excuse fatty…
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Posted in:Jessica Simpson
