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2014

27

Aug

Selena Gomez Dance Off of the Day

Selena Gomez is dancing in a bra top, in her car, showing off her fake tits because that’s why she got them, even if they are smaller than most fake tits, they still have the same impact and effect on a girl who get’s them mind….

I have been with countless fake tit girls and all loved showing them off, letting you touch, or staging dance-offs as the new challenge to take the internet by storm…turning the entire world into one horrible high school class…filled with the famous, overly positive cheerleaders…and luckily ample autistic school shooters….

TO SEE PICS OF HER HIDING HER FACE BECAUSE SHE’S DRAMAIC CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

27

Aug

Alena Blohm in LOU Lingerie of the Day

Alena Blohm has ruined all the other girls for me.

I have officially broken up with all my imaginary model girlfriends, who don’t know I exist, so that I can focus my love on her.

I feel like when you see God…or the closest thing to God…you must fully commit to the cause – even if it doesn’t see you back, because the power of the universe will draw her to you…

This is the closest thing I’ve ever had to a spiritual experience, only with more half nakedness that makes me focus on her genital..and my intense interest in suffocating on them…

Serious fucking babe.

Posted in:Alena Blohm

2014

27

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was part of this Brazilian photoshoot that took place during the Worldcup, which I assume is the only time she goes back to Brazil, you know because she is contractually obliged to make an appearance for her people…and she took it to the streets, where she gutter ratchet – chola herself up…despite being totally so far removed from the streets of Brazil, that this is almost mocking all the poverty with her silly posing, living the glamourous millionaire model life…

I like how they threw the gutter kids in…nice touch.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

27

Aug

J.Lo and Iggy Azalea Compare Photoshopped Booty of the Day

Here is an artist rendition of J.Lo and Iggy Azalea made by what I assume is either some well paid staffer or a creepy fan, who really feels like showing the world that his big booty babes are actually lean, round assed, brozed godesses, instead of like the dumpy pig fucks that they are.

It’s like these pictures are a collective 50 pounds lighter than the original photo of the 300 year old J.Lo and her younger fat ass cohort she’s obviously partnering up with, because den mother knows how to stay relevant and to alpha the younger cunts trying to move in.

She is the period that all the other periods in the room sync up to…

I don’t think this can legally be called a picture…because it’s 95 percent CGI. Like a police sketch, only in this case, we are all the victims.

Posted in:J.Lo

2014

27

Aug

Bai Ling’s Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Bai Ling is the original BAE……

Bai Ling is 50 years old…but like all Asians, especially the ones who work at the convenience store by my house, are still totally worth fucking as they spend their family fortunes living lives of luxury in the Western world, but always willing to give a handjob for 50 dollars or less….it’s a cultural thing…

She was the Original Courtney Stodden, or equivalent fame whore, who never really did anything specifically, but who always walked the red carpets…pulled out tits…and got herself noticed for the tabloids…but no one knew why she existed.

I liked to think she was a thai tranny hooker who did well for herself and made it in America….because she’s not home working the sweatshops

She is more likely a rich kid from China doing nothing in America..but publicity stunts no one really notices, involving hard nipples, white t-shirts, ALS, and water….

I’m so into this..dumpling filled with crazy…that was a Chinese food reference…I’m feeling clever today.

Posted in:Bai Ling

2014

27

Aug

Police Disturbing Dude Getting Head…and Other Videos of the Day

Bus Driver

Wolves get Cuddles from People…

Fuck Her Right in the Pussy Lives….

Shit Bucket Challenge.

Fishy Freeway

Homeless Dog Gets Saved!

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

Aug

DrunkenStepfather Trailer Park Boys Giveaway of the Day

The Trailer Park Boys are a hometown favorite. You know, Canadian white trash idiots showing the rest of the world what Canada looks like, and acts like, making everyone think that all Canadians are like the trailer park boys…I guess making a mockery of us…and I guess doing a lot better at it than me…

People love their shit…they’ve never asked me to be on their shit…but they did offer you guys tickets to their premiere of their new movies and since I never give you assholes anything, I figured I would post this – giving you the option to go to the premiere.

All you have to do is comment or email me at info (at) drunkenstepfather.com.

Here are the details…


Giveaway: Must be a US resident / 2 tickets to LA (Sept 3rd) or NY (Sept 12)
Leave a COMMENT in the DS posting about the TRAILER to enter

Sept 3rd – LA premiere + after party of “Swearnet”
Sept 5th – Netflix premiere of “Trailer Park Boys” season 8
Sept 12th – Nationwide release of “Swearnet”


The Trailer Park Boys are one of the most successful Canadian comedy exports EVER, but in Swearnet, when they lose the rights to the Trailer Park Boys franchise, they find themselves being just out-of-work actors, struggling to pay the bills. In the wake of losing a coveted TV network deal, the guys stage an all-in comeback by launching Swearnet.com (a real life active web channel), a balls-out, offensively extreme internet channel that is complicated by their post- fame lives, at-odds relationships and trademark hilarious hedonism.

Posted in:Giveaway

2014

27

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have a new fetish…

Telling girls that I am going to mould them to be a blow up doll, and having them fall for it and agree to cover up in plastic wrap…

It’s surprisingly very fulfilling…

Here are some morning links…

Anais Zanotti Big Ass in a Bikini
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Paula Patton’s See Through Dress
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Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea Photoshopped to Shit Pic
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17 Hilarious Cakes from Doomed Relationships
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Lonely Kids Waiting for School Buses…for the Creepers
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How Cherries are Harvested…
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Suge Knight Ain’t Talkin…
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Teens React to Drunk Driving
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14 Ways to Take Hide and Seek to the Next Level
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The Weirdest Performance Art..
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Bella Thorne is a Young Hot Babe
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Miley’s VMA Date Wasn’t Even Homeless
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

There are a lot of thing that are better when drunk, you know one of those things that you can really appreciate a lot better when drunk, one of those things that just works better drunk and that you’d never revisit unless you were drunk after experiencing it dunk. And that thing is anal sex when the girl hasn’t had an enema..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Wardrobe Malfunction of the Day
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The Hottest Tennis Players You Aren’t Watching at the US Open
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Lindsay Lohan is a Nanny
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Amanda Cerny Tight Little Shorts Playing Ball…
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14 Ways to Take Hide and Seek to the Next Level
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Model Hooker Megan Hawkins Was Shot While Gold Digging Next to Suge Knight – and She’s Pretty Happy About That – It May Lead to a Reality Show
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Slut of the Day
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Billy Crystal Paid Tribute to Robin Williams….
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Some Attention Seeking Fame Whore Named Natalia Proza Promoting Water…
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Kristin Cavallari in Tightest Dress
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Jill Wagner Hits the Beach…in a Bikini…
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20 Years Later – Natural Born Killers Isn’t That Disturbing
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Martha Hunt for Victoria’s Secret
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Christina Hendricks – Annual Boob Show
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Lady Gaga Gets Praised for her Acting – Would Rather She Got Lynched
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J.Woww New Face…
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Anna Lynn McCord’s Panty Flash
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Beautiful Women of the US Open…
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Justin Bieber Investigated for Attempted Robbery and Theft…
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WTF….
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Man Caught Having Sex with a Mattress…
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Crazy Crazy Bitch…
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The Most Annoying Social Media Fads
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Animal Glamour Shots
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Girs Tugging on her Clothes…
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13 Inanimate Objects that Look Sad
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Miley Cyrus Isn’t Looking Very Hot
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At the Gym with Boobs
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Amazing GIFs…
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The Weirdest Youtube Channels
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Sarah Silverman was Probably High at the Emmys
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Jourdan Dunn Ice Bucket Braless Challenge
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Beyonce MTV VMAs to Announce She’s a Feminist.
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People Nailing First Day of School
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Lookin’ At Gisele’s Mom Vag
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14 Ridiculous dogs
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13 Teen Idols Who Have Made It
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Lizzy Caplan Topless on TV
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Jessica Lowndes Ice Bucket Challenge in a Bikini…
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Babe With a Cameltoe
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Sofia Vergara on a Spinning Pedestal is Some Weird Shit..
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Emily Born in the Shower
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I wonder if She Would do this if She Wasn’t a Redhead…
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Plus Sized Nude Model – I’m Equal Opportunity Pervert
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Eva Sonnet Goes for a Swim…with her Huge Fucking Tits
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The Older the Better and Fucking…Practice Makes Perfect
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So Many Nip Slips…So Many Nip Slips…
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Hot Amateur With Hot Tits…
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Nude Model and Doors
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Titty Math Lesson of the Day
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It Would Be Funny To Find This When Old Enough TO Realize this was your Mom When Pregnant With You
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Naughty Nude Beach Girl
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Brunette Model – Stripping Down…
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Hot in Flaunt Magazine of the Day

I posted some of these pics of Vanessa Hudgens the other day because I was shocked that she looked hot. She was always the relatively uninteresting girl with the boring, even dumpy body, but put the girl into a workout program with abs and all of a sudden..she’s exponentially better than she’s ever fucking been. It doesn’t even look at her…

I’m talking about a girl who has been naked in self shot nudes at 18…looking better now, 5 years later, than those self shot nudes at 18…

That’s not how these things are supposed to work out….but I’m sure Vanessa Hudgens is pretty happy they did.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens