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Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day
Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day
Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day
Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day
Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day
Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day
Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day
Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day
Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2014

26

Aug

Lindsay Lohan for Wonderland of the Day

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So Lindsay Lohan booked a cover of a magazine. Shocking. Someone thought to use her in their magazine to get their magazine noticed and she was honoured considering no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan…so she did it…win/win situation…and the whole thing lacks her doing something substantial, like picking her herpes scabs or playing connect the dot with her vagina freckles…I guess she’s not quite desperate enough. Bummer.

If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s her back in a sheer top…

If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s Barbara Palvin, who pretends to be 18 when she’s not pretending to be dating Beiber or black rappers or whatever it is she dates…

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2014

26

Aug

Daria Werbowy Naked for Interview Magazine of the Day

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Daria Werbowy brings some model nudity to Interview Magazine. Pretty top tier fashion porn..

Daria Werbowy is some 30 year old Polish born refugee who was taken in by Canada when she was 3, escaping rationed toilet paper and a life of working the traveling circus or sex trade, but rather chose a life of hockey, maple syrup, Avril Lavigne and Igloo building before being saved by the model life…You know, in a a she didn’t choose the model life, the model life chose her situation…

She’s been totally naked in Vogue because Vogue are fucking pornographers before HERE

Now she’s naked again in Interview…because getting naked is what you do when you’re a Polish girl just happy to not be in Poland.

All this to say…she’s got Bush..hipster model fashion bush and I love it…

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2014

26

Aug

Kirsten Dunst Covers Vs of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst is on the cover of VS magazine, which from my understanding is a pretty big fashion magazine, so naturally she did it naked or in lingerie…that’s what fashion is about. Clothes just get in the way and the irony of fashion nudity since by definition fashion is clothing…IRONY….

I guess it is to remind that Kirsten Dunst, despite her career and IMDB page is not dead at all..even though anyone you ask will just assume she is, she may still running around like a drunken fool getting in trouble and going to rehab…or she may have settled down thanks to rehab…who knows anything for sure really…other than that she’s got great heavy tits on a skinny frame and that – in a lot of ways – is all the genius you need.

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2014

26

Aug

Nina Agdal for Mambo Swimwear of the Day

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Apparently Nina Agdal is modelling for some brand called Mambo Swimwear, that is not really a prestigious brand, they sell in Australian Target…but when you’re a low hanging fruit with a vegetable looking’ head…you know all dead-faced, lost and Downs Syndrome, you take any job you can get to support your luxury lifestyle when rich dudes you fuck for money aren’t around to take you on vacations in their private jet to shoot private calendars for the same rich people a few months later…

Her best play was Sports Illustrated, and I guess this is the trickle down effect, tricking down is something she’s used to though…guys pay more for that…and to her it’s all about the money.

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2014

26

Aug

Naomi Campbell Tits for Interview of the Day

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Naomi Campbell may be old, but she’s still amazing, one of the OG supermodels and here she is topless.for Interview Magazine, like it was still early 90s, reminding me that I’ve failed at life because I haven’t ever convinced a black girl to sleep with me, they’ve all laughed at me – cuz I guess poor fat Mexicans don’t appeal to them…Racists…

This is for Interview Magazine, where I assume she just spoke about herself the whole time.

Not very fascinating…but I still see nipples.

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2014

26

Aug

Pregnant as Fuck Hayden Panettiere for the Emmys of the Day

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The one thing that happened at the Emmy Awards – that I felt deserved it’s own post – was Hayden Panettiere, the rumoured child prostitute to the stars, thanks to her creepy mom exploiting her, rocking a pregnant belly…

I don’t think it deserves its own post because I love her and find her hot, or because I find any of these pics amazing. I don’t even really know who she is.

I do think it is funny that an inside source told me that she’s only pregnant because her Russian boxer makes over 50 million a year, he bought her a house, and she can be supported through life with a John – so long there’s a baby…because I guess once a hooker, always a hooker.

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2014

26

Aug

Top 10 The Emmy Awards Suck of the Day

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10 – Lena Dunham is a celebrated TV personality, when looking at Lena Dunham, you’d probably wonder how that happened, basically discounting the entire Emmy awards and TV industry as a fucking scam, sham, based on who you fucking know, because anyone with eyes knows…there’s no room for this kind of monster in the media…it’s a vain world we live in, and this should have been taken out back and shot like the monster it is, back when it crawled out of the mother’s womb…so that no one would notice it missing…..She’s the fucking worst.


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9 – Adam Levine and his Beard the Victoria’s Secret Model, or as I like to call her the girl his rich kid ass can pay enough to tolerate him, since no one can tolerate him.


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8- Angie Harmon was Testing Out her Botox to See if Gravity or Botox Will Win..


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7 – Emmanuelle Chriqui


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6- Kaley Cuoco in a Bow Tie Because She’s Already Won – with her 100 million dollar deal….who cares about an Emmy


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5- January Jones Left Her Bastard Ashton Kutcher Baby at Home to Make an Appearance, because single mothers with billionaire baby daddy’s…


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4- Melissa McCarthy Brought the Diabetes


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3- Sarah Silverman Won an Emmy Because She’s a Serious Actress now – who unfortunately gets naked…because that’s all it takes to be a serious actress.


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2- Sofia Vergara Took Advantage of the Cameras…because she loves the fucking cameras…and turns it on for the cameras…because the cameras are the reason she did all that whoring…they were the light at the end of her single immigrant mother hustle…and they are here now…so pose…together they’ve made it…


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1- Alexandra Daddario Showed Off Her Tits. The Internet Went Nuts – Now She is Relevant…


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2014

26

Aug

Kesha Showing Tit for Attention of the Day

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Kesha posted this “bare” breast picture of her tits before the VMAs, because I guess she’s feeling better about herself than when she was the sloppy drug addict a few months ago. I guess rehab saved her sex appeal, not that she ever had any sex appeal..I just ARCHIVES OF HER POSTS and she’s been pretty consistently low level…

But if she could take one thing from Katy Perry, tor as she likes to call her, her BFF who gave her a record deal to shut her up when all she did was whine about Katy’s success, it’s that you gotta show off them hipster raver club tit scenester tits…people like that.

Here are a few more pics from her instagram:

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2014

26

Aug

Keira Knightley Topless in Interview of the Day

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Keira Knightley has a seriously loyal and weird fan base. I don’t know what it is with her, but she has consistently been able to lure every creepy socially awkward weirdo around by her nerdy targeted movies…and I guess these tit pics are going to take her to the next fucking level for those creepy socially awkward weirdo fans…because now they’ve seen her tits.

I’m sure she’s been topless before, but when you never had tits in your mouth, all tits, or all sizes, suddenly become exciting as fuck.

I’m not a fan, but I’ll still stare…

This is from AUGUST – but everyone is talking about how she is proud to have small tits…and well – I am proud of all tits.

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2014

26

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Vacation of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures are floating around the internet, not like they are anything you haven’t already seen before. She’s a bikini model who is still making huge money, but is also still past her prime, meaning that there are decades of bikini archive photos of her prior to these…more importantly, those pictures were probably better shot, and most importantly, pre-pregnancy…worth jerking off to even…

But the paparazzi ones of her with her kids frolicking around, even bent over enough for us to see her mound in white bikini bottoms that if wet, could be show us the window to her soul, a window that has severely been tampered with and broken into…is really only good for really lonely people who crave a wife and family…but never will have one…because they are jerking off to family vacation pics…and that’s fucking weird.


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