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2014

18

Aug

Jessica Alba’s First Pitch of the Day

I think the highlight of this video is when the white girl wasted, who sounds like a whining valley girl says “She’s So Cute I Love Her, Like OHMIGAWWWWWD, I Can’t Even, I mean I literally Can’t”…where they go on to discuss who she is married to, Cash Warren, a behind the scenes guy no one should be aware exists because it’s useless information unless you are doing business with Alba/using her name to make everyone stupid money…reminding me that young people have no idea what’s up or what’s important.

That said…if baseball pitches are your fetish…love this.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

18

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The interesting thing about not leaving your house, is how little happens when sitting on your couch, in your own filth.

Apparently, Iggy Azalea and Jessie Andrews were in Montreal, along with a bunch of other babes, and not one of them called me up to hang…I am not relevant. In fact, both of those girls have blocked me on all social media, because I guess they don’t get my jokes…

But if I left my house, it would have been a great opportunity, to figure out a clever way to troll them, whether through egging, or just hiding in their hotel room snapping pics…like they were Erin Andrews…totally in on it…

The good news is that even if they did hit me up to hang, I wouldn’t have done it, because it would go against my life mission of not leaving my house….it’s awful here, but way more awful out there.

That said, Here are some morning links…

10 Dicks on the Local News
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Girls in White Shorts
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Justin Timberlake Called Madonna his Nigga
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National Guard Being Sent to Missouri
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Jessica Alba Panty Flash
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Kendall Jenner’s Damage Control – Tipping 150 on a 550 meal to Make Up for Cunt Behavior
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Jennifer Lawrence is Banging Chris Martin
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Mila Kunis is Really Over the Whole Pregnancy Thing
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Smart Cat Uses Water Cooler
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Britney Spears Lip Syncing
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Britney and a Tennis Racket
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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How Optical Illusions Trick Your Brain
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Some Ed Sheeran Rick Ross Remix
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6 Products Designed for Girls
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Gene Simmons Apologizes for Telling Depressed People to Kill Themselves
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2014

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

A friend of mine fell in love with a girl, so he did the normal thing and followed her home after, only to text me wondering how to seduce her without coming across as weird, so I told him the best way to seduce a girl who doesn’t want to be seduced is to jerk off on her toilet paper and hope she has to pee before your sperm dies…that she will be yours forever….

I am full of good relationship advice…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are Doing It…
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It is Bikini Season….
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Male Make-Up Transformation Parody
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Poppy Delevingne Bikini
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Top 10 Brooke Burke
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Bieber and Selena Are Together Again – Because It’s Good for PR
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Michael Brown Robbing a Convenience Store Before Getting Shot
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Alice Eve – Topless GIF
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Krystle Lina is a Slut
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Haley Joel Osment Cleavage
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Jessica Alba’s Lesbian Reunion
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Jessica Alba – Lesbian Kiss
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Stealing Car Tires Pranks
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The Best Jennifer Lawrence GIFs
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Andrew Keegan Started His Out Religion
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Lady Gaga Pisses Off Japan
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Anne Heche Lives
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The Girl from Chasing Amy Lives…
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Statues Taking Selfies….
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The 30 Hottest Sports Illustrated Models Celebrating 60 Years of Sports Illustrated
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Los Angeles Dies After Clash With Police.
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Aubrey in One Piece…
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Sofia Vergara in Red
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Sharon Stone and Sofia Veragara Slutty in Some Movie
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Cara Delevingne Dressed Like Pizza
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Cara Delevingne in a Bikini
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Kendra Wilkinson’s a Top…
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Taylor Swift is My Kind of Lesbian
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Kate Mara’s a Slut….
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This Woman Attempted To Poison Her Roommates After They Caught Her Having Sex With Their Dogs
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Jess Greenberg Covers Metallica….
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25 Most Ball to the Face GIF…
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15 Hilarious Notes Left on Strangers Windshields…
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Banksy Does New York – Documentary
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Mellisa Clarke Tits…
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Jessica Alba HUGE Cleavage
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Zoe Saldana’s Baby Daddy is a Super Fan
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Singer Nadeea Volianova Shows Bush
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Lea Michele Armpit
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Tallulah WIllis – is in Rehab
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10 Dicks on Local News
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Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Catalog
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Jessica Alba’s Panty Flash
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Rockstars Playign Slugs
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Apple CEO Calls Out Dr Dre for Ice Bucket Challenge
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Ali Larter Beach Fail
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Bar Refaeli in a Bikini
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Alyssa Arce for YUME
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Woman Filed Lawsuit Against Beyonce
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10 Ridiculous Pick Up Lines…
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The Best Tennis Player
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Sexy Boxer Stacey Poole….
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Bath Time!
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A Couple Nice Girls on Cam
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Topless DJ of the Day
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Rooftop Skinny Dipping
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Rosanna Arquette Naked
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COUGARS ARE SUCH SLUTS AND WE LOVE SLUTS
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Biggest Boobs EVER
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The Farter Starter
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Crackhead Losing her Shit on the Bus
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Pervert Doctor Demonstrates Surgery With Naked Girl
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The Biggest Labi in the Game
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The Man Who Sets Himself on Fire at the Gas Station
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Tree Fucker at the Rave
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Page 3 Girls
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Aug

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini of the Day

Bar Refaeli is defending Israel in a far more peaceful and pleasant way than other people are defending Israel, because she’s doing it in a bikini, and I like bikinis…while I don’t like war, death and destruction, even if I have no faith in humanity and actively encourage natural disaster to watch every scramble to survive…except for Bar Refaeli, because I like looking at her in a bikini, so we can keep her old ass around…

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2014

15

Aug

Best Twerk Video of the Day

This is pretty much the Best Twerk Video of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Aug

Tara Reid’s Bikini Pics of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…The sick thing in all this Tara Reid has is a living corpse, something that is trendy in this Zombie obsessed era, is that I still think she’s hot…her Breast Implants, the same ones that humiliated her enough to throw her into her perpetual spring break until “Sharknado” happened because she was out of money, and more importantly out of relevance, and clubs were no longer willing to comp her drinks, because being the girl in American Pie is fun and all, but not when no one gives a fuck and it just ends up costing money trying to fuel her booze soaked life…

I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape….and I’ve never liked early stages of menopause porn…

I guess with Tara Reid, I’m just nostalgic, or drawn to her crackhead, weak looking, distended belly like this was a “for a price of a cup of coffee per day, you can feed this bitch, because she’s more into ripping lines”…

I’m in love.

Posted in:Tara Reid

2014

15

Aug

Annika Stenvall by Jens Stoltze for S Magazine of the Day

Her name is Annika Stenvall. She is being shot by JENS STOLTZE , the editor of S MAGAZINE ….and with all great fashion publications, there is some amazing nudity, featuring both nipple and model bush, because model bush is one of the greatest things to happen in the Fashion nudity world, because I’ve been a massive advocate of Bush for as long as I can remember, I think it adds an element of surprise, like a Christmas gift nicely wrapped…I think it hides an element of what may not be the hottest of labia or clit…sticking it’s tongue out at me…I think it allows for an element of customization and personal style…and most importantly, it’s great to cum all over…

Now…there are still girls who aren’t growing out their bushes. There are still people who think bush is gross. There are still people who are brainwashed by porn and the Kardashians, even though porn has brought bush back…because bush just looks better…

Hair is not a crime…and either is Annika…amazing in this magazine…so hot that she should be illegal…

SOURCE S MAGAZINE

Posted in:Annika Stenvall

2014

15

Aug

Willa Holland Bikini Ass for Instagram of the Day

Willa Holland was in the O.C. It was a show we’d watch because we’d go drinking at some college bar on Thursday nights, which is what I remember being the night the show was on, and we’d fuck girls based on the O.C. knowledge alone…like “did you watch tonight’s O.C., OMG, I can’t even”….and for some reason they didn’t find it weird we were 40 year olds watching the O.C….but instead were sucking our dicks in their dorms…well that happened once…but still a good enough success rate for me…

Either way, I had a friend who was in on that bullshit with me, and he obsessed with Willa Holland, and I am guessing that was around 10 years ago, and she’s 23 now…so she was obviously young as fuck then…that friend is clearly now a father of 2 soon to be 13 year olds, it’ll be interesting to see how their birthday pool parties pan out…

I forgot she existed, the world clearly hasn’t…and here’s some of her in a bikini for instagram…a good way to be reminded.

Posted in:Willa Holland

2014

15

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Still Bikinis of the Day

It turns out that when I see Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, alone on the beach, showcasing her multi million dollar ass, that is designed or at least hired to do this by professional companies who know far more than us about what a bikini is supposed to look like on a girl…she’s amazing..

It’s when the kids and husband get thrown in where I get confused, not because I hate seeing babes happy with other men, it’s that I start thinking about how mangled her vagina is and that fucks everything up…

But when I don’t mention the kids, I don’t think about the mangled vag, and I take in the bikini like it is art…

Unfortunately, I mentioned the mangled vag, and now even in pics where there’s no evidence of mangled vag…all I’m thinking is mangled vag.

I really fucked this one up…

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

15

Aug

Rosalind Lipsett is Hotter than Nina Agdal of the Day

You may or may not remember Irish bikini model ROSALIND LIPSETT , because she’s not in Sports Illustrated, but she is reminding us that not only should she be in Sports Illustrated, but that she’s far better looking in everyday life that Nina Agdal and her big corky retard face..

I know, I’m a Nina Agdal hater…I find her so overrated, and just product of Sports Illustrated, confusing people into thinking that she’s hotter than she is…

But there are so many hotter girls out there…that should be in her place…There’s not rhyme or reason why some people are stars, while more talented people aren’t…oh right there is…it’s all based on who you fuck…

All this to say, ROSALIND LIPSETT ….let’s see more of you…

Posted in:Rosalind Lipsett