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2014

18

Aug

Maria Sharapova is a Tennis Babe of the Day

Maria Sharapova was a slight favorite on Friday against Simona Halep according to Sportsbookreview.com, but according to me, she’s always the favorite, I mean besides Anna Kournikova, but I don’t think Anna Kournikova actually ever played tennis, she was more get in it to get out of Russia, find a pop singer to marry and live the good life hustle….

What it comes down to is that all female tennis players are my favorite, even the manly ones, because they wear shore skirts and scream in some of the most erotic ways…

Here’s a top 5 Sharapova from Friday.

1- Here she is scratching her back with her tennis racket, because she can’t be bothered actually playing the game, that gets in the way of her down time, in what I like to think is more of the opening scene of her sex tape…called “Rough Day on the Court”….

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2- Here she is hitting the ball, because I guess she’s paid for that, in what I like to think is less of her playing her sport, and more of her opening dance moves for her stripping routine….

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3- Sweaty Tits – are the new sweaty panty….and I’m just like, if clothes are wet for any reason, sign me up.

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4- That Intensity in her face…is one that I like to think is probably what her O-Face looks like and that is terrifying…

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5- I call this pose “Anal for the first time”…I am sure the tennis officials have a different name for it…

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2014

18

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Pic for the Win of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is winning the bikini model on vacation in a bikini game…at least when she posts pictures of herself either for the paparazzi or her instagram that involve her not with her two kids…but rather upside down in yoga poses…her body doing things I am tempted to join a yoga studio to watch other girls do…even knowing that they won’t look anything like Alessandra, but rather like a horrible sloppier interpretation of this…in what I can only imagine would be a room that smells like a giant fart…from all the queefs and farts I’v been told happen since vaginas and assholes aren’t built to tolerate these kinds of positions…and just kind of explode everywhere…which I guess is a fetish in and of itself…

You can hate yoga people for being all spiritual and annoying…but I like them for their ability to eat themselves out.

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2014

18

Aug

Sarah Silverman in Masters of Sex of the Day

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I didn’t realize that Sarah Silverman, or as I like to call her Anne Franck, is a serious actress now, who gets naked in lesbian love affairs on TV…

I always thought she was the ugly, gross, disgusting to look at Comedian, who for some reason, has made it on various “Hot” lists in the past, because I guess people found her hot. I’ve even met people who thought she was hot, and I’ve had conversations with them about how they are just saying that because they are Jewish and she’s Jewish and they have to by some Jewish code….her existing in Hollywood for her comedy was fine, but to put her in any “babe” even “hottest comedian” was tragic joke in and of itself, but the real tragedy in this comedy, is that now that she’s old, tired and showing her big sloppy tits on TV…and I am not even torn or distracted by tits, I’m like “put your damn shirt back on funny girl”….

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2014

18

Aug

Angie Harmon Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I recognize the name Angie Harmon…but I can’t really place her, I guess this is what google is for, No wonder they control the fucking world, they are so fucking convenient with all the facts they provide…

It turns out that she’s from Baywatch and the more prestigious Baywatch Nights. She was discovered by David Hasselhoff when he was creeping on her on a plane in the 90s. She’s in her 40s…and I guess felt it was time to revisit her bikini – by doing this self shot bikini shoot – that says “hey, like Carmen Electra, I still got it”…whether it’s thanks to science, medical procedures, or not – who really cares…right..

The most interesting fact about her is that she’s a “devout christian”…which makes me question all the dudes she tempted when on Baywatch..you know all the dudes who masturabated to her, and who are probably still masturbating to her, because it was an era before the internet porn, when you had to resort to late night bikini shows to get off…all stripping down again, this time for herself…weird.

Maybe it’s just a midlife crisis, you know, since she’s old.

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2014

18

Aug

Emily Ratajkowski for Yamamay Lingerie of the Day

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I make fun of Emily Ratajkowski because I am an asshole, but also because I don’t like that she got too famous for being topless model to answer my emails. I take things personally like that, but these eager to be famous girls are pretty much all the same, and when fame finally hits, they stop emailing you pictures from various photoshoots they want you to promote for them…

In fact, they don’t ever acknowledge you ever again, because they are busy and got what they wanted out of you, which is very low level marketing, since 3-4 people actually read the site…

I will say, that there is no glory in being the second person to ever post Em Rat Cow pics early on in her career….in fact it doesn’t accomplish anything for your soul, bank account or penis.

That said, I do need to give Emily Ratajkowski props where props are deserved, and that is that as a young girl with huge boobs on a skinny frame, willing to get topless, she’s managed to really build a career she otherwise would never have had…giving hope to young girls every where that getting naked pays off if you’re smart about it.

So for that, I don’t resent Em Rat Cow…or her bird-like, debatably overrated face that I would have assumed would fade into obscurity but that just booked an new movie…she’s famous.

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2014

18

Aug

Nina Agdal Does Vegas Bikini Parties of the Day

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What the fuck is going on with her face..this is Nina Agdal, a model for Sports Illustrated who has a lot more fame that she probably deserves, at least based on her face alone, because proven in the above picture she’s more handicapped looking than Brooklyn Decker…it’ like they were from the same retard home and SI needed to pass the torch to some special needs people to keep their magazine politically correct…

But I guess when you put her whole body into frame, and into perspective, everything seems a lot more interesting and the whole bikini model thing makes sense..it’s not about the face, it’s about the body and maybe in all her water head glory, she’s just got bad make-up on…I mean it’s some cheesy vegas event, you might as well cheese it up to fit in….

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2014

18

Aug

Selena Gomez Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

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Selena Gomez jumped on the Ice Bucket challenge, something that everyone is hating on because it really is a pretty dumb idea, but that I am defending because I know people who have died from ALS and the stupid stunt, calling out other people to get involved, is actually really spreading the world about the whole thing, and in turn bringing in awareness and money, even if it’s a stupid bandwagon idea…that really isn’t a bandwagon idea, because you are supposed to be called out to do it – so some asshole is roping you in like it was a chain letter of the 80s.

I guess I’m just not mad about it, because I am a pervert and like seeing girls getting wet, even Selena Gomez.

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2014

18

Aug

Fat and Extremely Lazy BART Employee and Other Videos of the Day

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Shit Quality Drunk Girl on Beach Escaping Cop

I have no hope for this kid…

Disabled Man Vs Bus He’s Trying to Get On

Some Pretty Crazy Road Rage…

Asshole Texter of the Day

Naked for Tigers

Asshole Skateboard Teen beating up Park Ranger in Philly of the Day

Drunk Drivers – I Assume in Canada of the Day

Asshole Puts Firecracker in his Pocket for 20 dollars

Woman Strips After Being Ignored By Her Husband

Jets Fan Punches Girl in the Face

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2014

18

Aug

Lily Allen’s Nipple Makes Me Want to Throw Up of the Day

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I think it is safe to say…some nipples should not be freed. Lock those fuckers up like the criminals that they are, breaking the law and polluting the world with violence and injustice……you know, in the fucking basement or in solitary confinement so that no one sees them, except maybe the gold digger willing to delve into her twat to knock it up, because good life is better than working life…

I think it is also safe to say, she’s doing this on purpose.

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2014

18

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez is Fun of the Day

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I am not a psychologist, and I really don’t even know anything about Michelle Rodriguez, other than I thought she was a lesbian with Cara Delevingne, something that could have just been for publicity, all acting in love and inseparable, until being separated…. what the fuck do I know, I don’t leave my house or know these people…and then she wasn’t a lesbian…because she was on a boat with Zac Effron, who I assume was gay, because he’s gotta be gay…which I guess means they are fucking, because when people are on boats together, especially massive yachts with 20 other people, they are always fucking…

And now she’s just taking in being watched on instagram by doing all kinds of crazy…like riding the baggage carousel at the airport…posting quotes like “I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions, or unnecessary conversations”…we call that being broken up after realizing she’s been used…and a little parkour because the one thing I do know about Michelle Rodriguez, one thing for sure, it’s that she’s very ape-like…

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