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2014

08

Aug

Anastasia Ashley Promotes Her Jewelry Line the Best of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is a magical creature sent from the beach, to the internet, via 1000s of bikini pics…who along with showcasing her awesome fit ass, like so many other girls try to do…is also a professional surfer…so she has a good excuse…and it also means she makes her living surfing…and that’s pretty fucking amazing considering how most of the world makes their living by not surfing but rather doing shitty fucking jobs that contribute to making some other asshole rich…

Well, it looks like Anastasia, as lovely as she is, has ventured out to start her own Jewelry line , and it’s safe to say that these pics are probably the bet way I’ve seen Jewelry marketed, not that I’ve ever seen Jewelry marketed, but you get what I am saying and that is that the Jewelry doesn’t matter…thanks to that ass.

See Her Jewelry HERE

See Her Jewelry HERE

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2014

08

Aug

Cora Keegan Slut Nipples of the Day

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Cora Keegan is showing off her nipples…like so many models…because nipples aren’t a big deal, yet people like to make them a big deal, so that when they show their nipples they can pretend it’s all high concept and art…when really it’s just them showing their fucking nipples…and in Cora Keegan’s nipples are amazing…because I love her and everything she does is perfect…even when she has sex with other men…and isn’t thinking about me…because even girls who have sex with me don’t think of me…granted they are “asleep” at the time but still…

I would sing Cora Keegan love songs. Because when I look at her pics, everyone else in the world disappears…but that could be because I have a short attention span…

Either, she’s lovely as fuck…

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2014

08

Aug

Jessica Clark in her Panties for James Macari of the Day

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James Macari is the photographer who shot the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover…

Jessica Clark is some girl in some video her produced…running around in her panties…getting ready in a way that no girl I’ve ever woken up next to has ever got ready…but in their defence, they were terrified and couldn’t get out of there faster….you know trying to put the pieces of their night together…making me feel less of a romantic and more of a creeper who took advantage of some wasted chick…

All this to say, fashion videos are better than real life…

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2014

08

Aug

Debbie St Pierre Twerks of the Day

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Debbie St Pierre, probably not her real name, is not a stripper despite her name, but rather a Florida model, who I guess is also a mom, something I have a hard time believing based on her body, but that I have an easy time believing based on her body, because when you get inside something so glorious, you cum and never let go…

I mean seriously, these videos of her, self produced are magical. The fact that she’s not famous and so many other tricks are…is unfair…but possibly deserved…because what the fuck was she thinking getting knocked up instead of exploiting what she has…I get it, she’s trying now…but it’s just so much better without the bastard in tow….

Either way, amazing.

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2014

08

Aug

Miley Cyrus About To Get High As Fuck of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted this video of her, in the dark, saying “About To Get High As Fuck”….because that’s what Miley Cyrus does…and I think it’s probably not a very good influence on retard kids who are clearly retards because they look up to her.

I am not saying getting high is bad, I am saying getting high because Miley gets high is bad, and you know that somewhere out there, 12 year old girls are railing lines of MDMA they stole from their sister…cuz Miley did it..

I was much more into celebrity in a time when they were doing more Cocaine than the Mexican drug cartel transporting it…but were doing PSAs on drugs being bad…it was this perfect level of hypocrisy because Christian America frowned on bad behavior, making when people did bad behaviour, a hell of a lot more fucking fun…

Now it’s like Miley does it, so I don’t want to do it….kind of thing…and the people who shouldn’t be doing are doing it…

It’s the hip hop, internet generation of putting it all out there, but I prefer if what she’s putting out there is her vagina in videos on mute…than this hick chuckle shit that takes directly to my core…in a bad way…

All this to say. Miley is the devil and represents the fall of society…here she is GLAMPING. I like her friend’s tits.

If you want to see her in a see through dress showing panty – it’s boring – but worth the click – CLICK HERE

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2014

08

Aug

Jodie Marsh Dancing Body Builder of the Day

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Her name is Jodie Marsh and she was once a pretty famous and successful Glamour model, which is UK code for hooker with daddy issues, stupid tits, and a willingness to get naked because the cheesy club she works at doesn’t get her rich boyfriends, but being a “published” model and I use that lightly is a stamp of approval that gets her into the VIP room to do her hooking proper…

Well, since it’s Flashback friday, I felt it was important to remember what cheesy, trashy, was…in the mid 2000s, and see what it has become today…

Surprisingly, not a porn star, possibly a hooker, but into fitness and posting these videos of her doing some dance routine for what I assume is a competition…

I’m more into her selfies..

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2014

08

Aug

Izabel Goulart Fitness Porn of the Day

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All of these Izabel Goulart fitness porn videos are starting to look the same. Sure a hot half naked body doing pretty impressive things due to fitness is always fun to look at, especially when married to a fat wife who considers eating her daily exercise…but they are all starting to blend into one another. I even forgot she existed because she’s old news and my attention span can only hand 6 months to a year of the same bullshit…and unless she’s doing this in thongs, or naked in the near future, her working out will bore me…obviously she works out she’s a fucking million dollar a day model…what the fuck else is she going to do all day…when not working…

Step it up girl. You’re boring.

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2014

08

Aug

Edita Vilkevicute in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

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I always find it a serious waste of fucking time when companies pay girls like Edita Vilkeviciute to be the face or body of their campaigns…we are talking a seriously boatload of money to pretty much do nothing but stand around in lingerie…especially when said girl GETS NAKED FOR FREE ..

It would be far more interesting if these campaigns starred girls who weren’t willing to ever get naked for a photoshoot but the company just named the whore price, you know where the girl breaks at her moral and value compass and takes the fucking money…

Where is the fun in a girl I’ve seen named making 100k for this shit, I want girls who I’ve never seen naked getting paid whatever their breaking point is to get half naked…probably way less than 100k…

It would be a more interesting social experience, and the pics would be better than this boring shit that annoys me that they haven’t pushed her out of her model comfort zone a little more…I mean they are paying her, they should own her.

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2014

08

Aug

Drunk Guy on the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Lady Who Wants Sausage Not Steak

Arab Camel Catching

Guy on Drugs Hallucinates There is a Swimming Pool and Jumps

Freaky Arm of the Day

Traffic Cop of the Day

How They Tread Pedophiles in Brazil

Posted in:Videos

2014

08

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am always fascinated when the 20 year old girl I’ve convinced to fuck through my charm and romance, a girl who are so overexposed to sex, and who has had more sex partners than me in my 45 years – including all the hookers I’ve paid very little money to… you know the kind of girl who fucks 3-4 dudes a month since she was 12…because that’s what is trendy thanks to growing up on porn and the internet…can’t fuck.

It’s like she knows what to do, she just doesn’t know how to do it, because she’s never been horribly bored with having the same partner that she’s forced to go to those adventurous places like actual hate fucking, throat fucking, and tears…

But instead just act it out like a low level porn chick…always a bummer…often times without enough bum sex….

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