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2014

25

Jul

Alyssa Arce for Yume Magazine of the Day

Alyssa Arce is some Playboy chick who I was convinced was going to change the face of Playboy. Because Playboy fell into the fucking gutter for two reasons. The first is because Hef got old and started choosing tranny looking blondes from the 90s, in the 2010s. It’s not his fault, he peaked int he 60s and rode that wave and brand proper for a long fucking time. The other reason is Manwin now Mindgeek…the owners of every porntube site, even the ones you don’t think they own, the company that destroyed porn, licensed the brand to handle their online sites for half a billion dollars and started using any girl they could find in the lowest caliber stripclub…diluting the quality of the pics and girls and pretty much sucking…

But then…Alyssa Arce came along…with her massive tits and hipster vibe and I thought what a perfect crossover girl…who does fashion and nudity, perfect….

So here she is in some other magazine, not playboy and not naked….which is a bummer because I’ve posted her named HERE , HERE , HERE and HERE and I think she looks a lot better….but these pics are ok too…

Posted in:Alyssa Arce

2014

25

Jul

Sahara Ray and Briana King for Some Shoe Company of the Day

Sahara Ray Sahara Ray is one of those instagram models who works. It’s like every once in a while these girls come out of the woodwork, establish a fan base, and have amazing tits that they aren’t shy to show, carry them into an actual career…and a lot of the times when that happens…I think the girl is overrated and it isn’t justified…like with Emily Rat-Cow…It’s like stick to working retail, or being a bottle service girl, your quest for VOGUE and celebrity isn’t holding casting calls at the Urban Outfitters you work at…but every once in a while…I fall in love and write poems for these girls…poems I want to get made into movies because they are so fantastic…and by poems I mean porns. Autocorrect Fail.

Anyway…Sahara Ray is the gold in a world of low level try hard losers with cameras staging photoshoots…

These are done by someone named JAI PHOTO check ’em out…when you’re done staring at this greatness…

The black model is BRIANA KING , I’ve never heard of her but assume she’s Martin Luther King’s Grand Daughter and Rodney King’s Daughter…because they have the same name…

I am more into Sahara Ray, but not because I’m racist, I love black girls..it’s just I love Sahara Ray more…you know about the desert more than the people living on the desert…that was a little blacks are from Africa and This girls Name is from Africa geographic humor that wasn’t funny for you.

I’m so versatile…

Posted in:Sahara Ray

2014

25

Jul

Naked Hipster in Water of the Day

Her name is Melodi Meadows … shot by ASHER MOSS in what they are calling a “Moss + Meadows” production – that I guess involves a guy with a camera and a girl he is sleeping with coming up with a few concepts to shoot together that start to generate some buzz, you know like she’s his muse or some shit…kinda lame…but whatever…I’m not hating…..I promote production.

But at least she gets naked…

You see..I like seeing all girls…at all levels of fame, fortune, success or eagerness/desperation….I think getting them naked on camera, or shooting the willing girls with my camera is awesome…it’s more interesting than the big production corporate bullshit we’re fed, now I don’t believe in artistic vision, I think that whole concept is hokey as fuck and an excuse, but I do believe in tits, wet tits, on any and all girls…which I guess is exactly what this is….

Would I produce something similar, no. Do I find it that amazing…not really. Is it worth watching…sure….

Posted in:Fashion

2014

25

Jul

Britney Spears in a Tight Shirt Getting Fat Ass Lasered of the Day

Britney Spears was spotted outside of a Laser clinic wearing a pretty tight shirt, rocking a solid looking set of tits, even though we’ve seen her tits and already know they are sloppy as fuck…something I guess her ass is also, but I can’t tell from this angle, I just know she’s at some Laser treatment centre for fat asses to look less cellulite ridden, since working out is hard to do, when you’re too medicated and/or eating junk food she got at Walmart…

I am not against any and all efforts to make her look tight and fit for the next 5-7 years…even though she died to me when K-Fed violated everything about her…

I mean it’s a vain world and no one, especially me, want our youth growing up thinking that they can make it in life as fat chicks…

All this to say…look at those cancels…so strong from a life of dance…to make her mommy and daddy and so many other people rich..and…I like her “talk to the hand cuz the face don’t give a damn look”…and…I’m glad it’s not laser hair removal…even if she probably already has it…I just think bush is glorious and maybe something you’d want to covered her mangled vag…if you could…just pretend it’s her being trendy.

Come on people…stop hating…this is Britney Spears fuck…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

25

Jul

Fat Dude’s Belly Gets a Lap Dance and Other Videos of the Day

Fat Cop Chasing a Dude He Ends Up Tasing – So Good.

Dude Fighting with a Cook…Amazing

Kid Survives Being Run the Fuck Over

Here’s an idiot thief who forgot what window he broke when thieving..

Kid Trolling His Mom for Yogurt

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Someone asshole was knocking on my door at 8 am, so in my hungover state I assumed it was a stalker out to kill me, but instead of hiding in the basement until they went away, as I normally do, I scoped out the scene…they looked like police investigators, or maybe some FBI motherfuckers and I thought – maybe this is my big break to get taken away from my prison I’ve created with a fat wife…TAKE ME IN FOR QUESTIONING…

But before I could get my pants on, they started to walk away..and I saw my opportunity walking away with them…so I ran after then only to find out they were actually jehovah witness doing the rounds…

I think I am the only motherfucker who chases after jehovah witnesses…in the history of jehovah witnesses doing the rounds…

I guess they didn’t blacklist me for the time I pulled out my erection and invited two of the girls soliciting their bullshit in…

Here are some morning links…I am still hungover…but I know why bad things happen to good people according to the scripture thanks to my new friends…and the reason bad things happen to good people is simple…bad things happen to everyone…

Here are some morning links….

Mirror Selfies
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Chicken / Human Eye Swap
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Lana Del Ray Did Complex
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No Name in a White Bikini
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Nicki Minaj Defends Her Ass
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Selena Gomez Panty Flash
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Ray Rice Knocks Out His Fiance
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Kid Rock’s Dildo Subpoenaed
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Bets You Will Always Win
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Batman’s Butt Chin
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13 Pics of Insects Fucking
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

25

Jul

Destiny Sierra Half Naked for Fashion of the Day


Destiny Sierra is a busty as fuck instagram model who was recently shot – not nearly topless enough for those awesome tits – by some asshole.

What they have done is pretty clever, they have positioned themselves as a cool, trendy, interesting place for people to submit their fashion shoots that aren’t necessarily shot for any purpose but to shoot – now that instagram is a real deal issue and people feel the need to produce content for it – and not just selfies and fun stuff with your cellphone like it was designed for – but rather full fledged fashion shoots like you’re Cindy Fucking Crawford…with a photographer – you need a venue to publish them – otherwise you have to admit it’s just for instagram…which in and of itself is kind of desperate – but with a cool collective that uses it for their site – shit is dope.

I am not hating, I am a fan of anything that brings me nude and half nude pics of models who aren’t too famous to reach other to – but who are too uptight to become #stepGIRLS…

Posted in:Destiny Sierra

2014

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a Jewish rabbi on an electric bike eat shit hard…only for an old man to come over as the guy was on the ground moaning in pain him to tell him that his problems are nothing compared to the people in Israel…and they started hugging and crying…it was fucking weird…but not as weird as when I told a mother who let her kid fall on it’s face on the sidewalk that she was a horrible mother as the kid was crying. I was joking, I get that a bitch needs to light her cigarette and can’t watch the fucker 24/7 but I guess mom’s with crying and bleeding babies don’t like being told they are bad mothers…even when it’s just a joke.

The world is a fucked up place, but at least I have a girl who documents her sex life with iPhone video to get me through it.

Slave Of the Day
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15 Bouncy Tit GIFs
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12 Nerds Caught Staring at Cosplay Girls
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The QUeen’s Photobomb
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Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Exists – Here’s the Trailer
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Selena Gomez Panty Flash
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriends on his Yacht
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Cameron Diaz Dumpy in a Mismatched Bikini
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Top 10 Selena Gomez Bikini
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Irina Shayk – The Panty Flash
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Selena Gomez and Toni Garrn at an Event…
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Kate Beckinsale in Legggings
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Cara Delevingne in a Sports Bra
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100 Pics of the Miss Hooters Pageant
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Karen Gillan at Some Event
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Arianny Celeste Bikini Booty
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Some No Name in a Bikini
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Amazing Enough Greek Girl on Instagram
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Kesha Lookin’ Hip
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Funny Restaurant of the Day
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Pharell and Miley Release a Viral Song – Because 2 Aren’t Enough for Pharell This Year
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Jessica Biel is in Montreal – She Didn’t Call Me
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Cameron Diaz in a Hot Shoot…
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Rank the Best Movies of Summer
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Emmy Rossum Pokies
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Mariah Carey Thickness
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12 GIFS of People Doing things for the First Time –
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Weird Lego Nerd Shit
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Jennette McCurdy Slutty Ass
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Titties in the New Robert Rodriguez Show
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Crystal Hefner Cameltoe
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Nina Dobrev in Nylon
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Horrible Cosplay Mashups
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Jack White Does Baseball
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Irina Shayk Cleavage
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Super Model Thigh Gap
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Some Jessica Biel Face
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Monique Alexander Naked in Bachelor Party
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Montana Yorke – The Bikini in a Yacht in Ibiza
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Tara Reid Thinks Sharknado Can Happen
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More Kate Beckinsale in Leggings
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Rank Your Favorite Batman Comics
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Matthew McConaughey at Comicon
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Nicki Minaj Ass!
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Burn Your Fucking Bra Trick
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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My girl Kayden Kross and Her Naked Selfies
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Sexy Ballerina Dances Naked
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Random AMateur Thread!
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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21 Year Close Up
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Weird MILF Amateur Posing
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Uterus Bruising..
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Makin’ Yourself Puke is Totally Normal
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The Ass Thread
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Backdoor….Sex…at a Show- Amazing…
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Hot Amateur Model
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School Girl Cat Fight Broken Up By Crazy Religious Person
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School Girl Cat Fight Broken Up By Crazy Religious Person
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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The Young and Busty Thread
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT
STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Jul

NIcki Minaj Doesn’t Cover her Ass To Promote Her New Single of the Day

Nicki Minaj is promoting her new single with this picture of her ass…because Nicki Minaj loves her ass, uses her ass to get as much attention as she can for her shitty music, which I guess is no different than what any girl on instagram does…I just know that the instagram ass rule is 70% of ass needs to be covered for it to be deemed appropriate – at least for the average person…but Nicki Minaj is famous, she doesn’t get reported, they need her on their platform to make it cool. Otherwise someone call start up PURGE-INSTAGRAM with no rules that only needs 10 celebrities to get into for instagram as a whole to crash and burn….it happened to Myspace..it will happen to these assholes. I believe…

That said, for Nicki Minaj to cover 70 percent of her ass, she would require a lot of fabric that she probably doesn’t have available to her. In fact I think these are granny panties…that ass, as fun as it is to look at and to see her use to get more hits…is a birth defect instagram policies can’t hold against her….a birth defect I’d want to smother my face…as long as she’s not singing along..

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

24

Jul

Ashley Benson at the Hardware Store of the Day

Ashley Benson went to the hardware store…and some motherfucker went nuts with their iPhone and sold the pics to the paparazzi…or maybe this was the paparazzi that followed her into the hardware store…because seeing a dumpy bitch by tools, or supplies, to hang her fucking paintings in her million dollar home is erotic to them…it’s like she could hire someone to do it for her, but she’s normal, since 90 percent of people I talk to would have no fucking clue who she is, since Pretty Little Liars….reaches the demographic that kids and perverts who like kids are into…

That said, I prefer when she’s tanning topless and the paparazzi get creepy pics…to hardware store creepy pics…even if nothing she does is that exciting…even starring in a much anticipated movie last year…wearing nothing but a bikini..didn’t get her viral..maybe she just needs to spend less time on home improvement and more time doing sit-ups…

The girls in hardware stores I like are in short shorts, construction boots, crop tops and trying to get me to buy nails…this girl in a hardware store looks like a pregnant miserable welfare mom looking for supplies to make her nursery….up on some gender bending lesbian bullshit…it’s not cute…

This kind of paparazzi shit – makes me laugh…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Benson