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2014

17

Jul

Top 10 Tricks at the ESPY Awards of the Day

The ESPY awards happened last night. I can’t imagine anyone really giving a shit. I don’t know how much ESPN really matters, or more importantly, I don’t know how celebrating Athletes, who are already celebrated, really matters. I just know all the gold diggers, athlete fucking groupies, and possible athletes went out to the shit, I don’t know who 90 percent of the girls in attendance were, but here are the best tricks I found with my little to no actual research…

10 – Kim Johnson

9 – Draya Michele

8 – Hannah Cornett

7- Dara Torres is a Cripple Bitch

6 – Sydney Leroux

5- Erin Andrews – We Saw Your Staged Peeper Videos – To Advance Your Career – TRICK

4- Chrissy Teigen’s Career was Based on Gold Digging Brothers…Rappers or Athletes – Interchangeable..

3- Ali Fedotowsky….Dressed Like a Pumpkin…Brother’s Love Pumpkins…

2- Erin Andrews and Chrissy Teigen – Double Dose of TRICK

The Number 1 Trick at the ESPYS was Destinee Hooker – Because Her Name is So Appropriate

CLICK TO SEE PICS OF DANICA PATRICK AT THE ESPYS PRETENDING TO BE A RACECAR DRIVER

Click to see pics of JESSICA ALBA AT THE ESPYS PRETENDING TO BE INTO SPORTS

Click to see pics of CHRISSY TEIGEN BECAUSE SHE’S THE ENEMY AND YOU MUST ALWAYS KEEP TRACK OF THE ENEMY

Posted in:Events

2014

17

Jul

Girls Gets Cocaine Blown Up Her Ass and Other Videos of the Day

Subtle News Blooper – Read the Blue Strip…

Naughty Wisdom Tooth Stooper..

Man Sthitting in the Street..

Mom Just Shit Your Pants…

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes, you just gotta stretch..and I just have to watch you…stretch…intensely and never stop…until something better comes along…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Top 10 Kim Kardashian Tanning Pics
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The Rock’s Throwback Thursday is Hilarious
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Emma Stone’s Grandfather is a Ghost…
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Selena Gomez and her New Shitty Tattoo
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Drake Disses Mackelmore….
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Lady Gaga
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Lena Headey in a Bikini
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Babes in Sunglasses….
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Lady Gaga PSA
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Girls Who Don’t Like Bras
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Top 10 Kate Upton in a Bikini isn’t a Top 10 at All
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Facts About Dogs…
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Jul

Elisabetta Canalis Titty Flash in a Bikini of the Day

The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto showing the paparazzi your tits…

Elisabetta Canalis was one of George Clooney’s hookers, and now that the contract is up, so she’s showing the paparazzi her tits…

He’s onto a new girl…

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2014

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried joining the 65+ aqua fit class in the public pool – not because I am 65+ but because I like seeing 65+ in bathing suits berathing heavy. It allows me to figure out which one I should try to date to get in the WILL….

They wouldn’t let me in…because Racism, Sexism, Ageism…lives…and I’m a victim of it…here’s a video the expresses how I feel about the whole thing…

Here are some stepLINKS…


Top 10 Kate Upton is Scary in a Bikini
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Rose McGowan Schools Her Fans Who Think She Looks Like Michael Jackson
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Crazy Asses…
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THe Rock’s Latest Instagram and 13 Awkward as Fuck Celebs
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Jeff Goldbloom’s Fiance in a Bikini
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Lea Michele Bikini Pics by the Pool
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Aweseome JUke Moves NFL Gifs
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Jessica Simpson is Not Fat Anymore
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Slut of the Day
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Natasha Oakley in her Bikini
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Natalie Portman Legs in Shorts…
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Politicians You’d FUCK
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Lana Del Rey Doesn’t Want You to Listen to Her Music
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New Demi Lovato Bullshit – If You Care
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Rumer Willis in a See Through Top at a Photoshoot!
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Ashley Benson – Black Bra
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Ferrari Test Drive Goes Wrong….
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Jenny McCarthy went Through 400 Vibrators
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Jenny McCarthy Hates Famous People
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Denise Richards Bikini
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Taylor Swift’s Hot Body and Other Paparazzi Pics
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Rihanna Flashes The World Cup
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Some Good Celebrity Stalker Stories…
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22 Horrifying Marriage Proposals
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Kim and Kanye Are Getting Divorced – Because they Mock Marriage
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Kristen WIGG is Getting Naked in her Next Movie
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Penises are EVERYWHERE
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Customized Coke is Clever
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Heidi Klum is Still Hot in New York
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Turkish F16 Landing Scares People….
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Oversize Truck Crash Accident….
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Kelly Brook Fat With a Massive Cameltoe
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Kelly Brook Walking to the Gym – Fat as Fuck
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Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Dick is gangster
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Redhead of the Month: Emily Archer [32 Photos]
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini in Mexico
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Rumer Willis Slutting Out for a Photoshoot
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Solid Geordi from Star Trek Cosplay
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Dude VS Comcast!
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Britney SPears Midriff
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Parks His Go Kart in Style…
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Dolly Parton Has a Dance Record….
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Lead Singer Fights Security Guard….
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The 22 Greatest Ohio Mugshots of All Time
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Maria Menounos – White Dress…
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Jordana Brewster – Pumping Gas
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Natasha Oakley in a Black Bikini
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Pita Pit Are Assholes.
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More Crazy Asses
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Park Bench Masturbation!
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Naked Clown Bowling…
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Lazy Face Strips…
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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A Very Very Very Disturbing Video
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Porn Stars at the Adult Expo
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Handbra Party
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Butts and Fingers are Meant to Be Friends
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Strip Pool!
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Masturbating at Work…
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Artist Arrested for 3D Vagina Art
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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The Fighting Naked Guy is a Joker
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Some Babe Posing in Shorts!
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UFC In a Brazilian Prison
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Tree Falls on Tent…Horrible
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The Dad Who Wants to Fuck His Daughter
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Jul

Kate Upton Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton’s tits are ridiculous and not necessarily in a good way, even it is a mesmerizing way…

My friends over at FAMOUSMISFORTUNE posted this pretty funny TOP 10 on Kate Upton in a bikini , reminding me that I am not alone in thinking that this fatty is too sloppy and fat for bikini model fame.

She is a big girl, a very very big girl, and I don’t know what kind of message she’s sending to the kids when she is celebrated by dudes everywhere, but I am thinking DIABETES.

I am all for girls to get half naked, and I am all for big fat tits, I just don’t like seeing the rest of her sloppy body in action. I am not the kind of guy who can ignore it and just fixate on the tits. I wish I was, because then I’d be able to understand why she is considered one of the hottest girls out there, or an “It” girl, when anyone with eyes can tell, that she’s more the kind of girl who doesn’t like fitness, but does like eating a lot…and weighs more than two average it girls.

I can make fun of her, point and laugh, stare at her tits, and ultimately, not care…I mean I’ve been calling her overrated and fat since day one. It doesn’t change how much money she makes or who works with her. It just confuses me.

You blue collar pervert dudess love this shit, she’s skinny compare to the pigs you fuck, I get it…but I don’t get why the fashion industry, or any industry is catering to your broke ass…


TO SEE THE FUNNY TOP 10 CLICK HERE

TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

16

Jul

Rihanna in a Bikini in Rio of the Day

Rihanna is in Rio for the World Cup, and along with posting anti Israel statements, because Rihanna is well versed and educated on political situations that she keeps on top of while on the road smoking tons of weed and partying. You know taking a stance on something people on both sides of the fence are overly sensitive about….

She’s taken some time out of her political life to show her ass in a bikini…because that’s what you do when you’re fighting war using your celebrity on twitter…you strip down and get wet in some dirty sewer water…

You know to really put yourself out there….which I think is far better look for her that trying to pretend to be intelligent. She dropped out school at 14 to be a vapid pop star puppet…maybe she should stick to that life choice…not because what she said was right or wrong..but because people should focus on what they are good at…or what they get paid for. There’s nothing worse that an entitled bitch being entitled because she is confusing people like her songs and dance with liking her or anything she’s about…

I guess, Rihanna is the shit stain on the music industry…a shit stain I’d like to lick off….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

16

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is my kind of drug addicted Hollywood starlet. She just reminds us all that Hollywood is a pretty shitty place for a kid to grow up, or really for anyone to live. It’s one of those horribly unethical, pile of shit, money grubbing, soulless idiots who produce garbage fucking content but throw tons of money at it…so retard America buys into the whole shit…making idiots who don’t deserve to be rich…richer…

You know the kind of place that leaves Lohan on the floor, like she was a afterbirth, in the dumpster like she was a prom birth, in the toilet like she was a food poisoning shit…But she’s still Lindsay Lohan, a person I can assume is actually crazy, is actually a horrible and self involved wreck, because that’s how she was brought up…

The reality of it is, people shouldn’t feel sorry for her. She’s still rich, even if people have no interest in working with her, she still lives the good celebrity life…and she still hangs on yachts in bikinis, while her gut hangs over her bikini bottoms…

Do we care about Lohan, no. DO we wish the Lohan happened to everyone in Hollywood. Yes. Earthquake needs to happen sooner than later. I mean Hollywood is one of the many reasons why I know there is no god, because if there was a God…shit would not exist. They have too much power.


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

16

Jul

Anastasia Ashley for Revlove Clothing of the Day

It’s no secret that Anastasia Ashley is amazing. She’s a pro surfer who consistently brings her hot fit ass to the internet.

I’ve met her at least once and she’s been consistently pleasant, hard working, respectful, sweet, and friendly. She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s amazing and she’s living a pretty awesome and fun life. She has such a positive attitude throughout it, that when I see her making moves, and modelling for companies like REVOLVE CLOTHING , I fully support, encourage and even celebrate. She is hands down the best person I know.

You see, the world is filled with vapid, self absorbed useless, people….who don’t really grasp what’s important. Those people who get in front of the camera, who work in Hollywood or Entertainment…are just opportunists like Emily Rat-Cow. They suck your dick until they get what they want…then they disappear…as they climb the shitty ladder to a place they don’t realize isn’t even that special or important.

I don’t know if Anastasia’s level of amazing is because she isn’t a model, and doesn’t pretend to be. It’s not her goal in life, she just does it as part of being a pro surfer, yet she’s done work for all the “top tier” publications….She’s out to be a Hollywood starlet, she doesn’t even live in LA rocking’ the party scene to get noticed.. She’s just living life and people are drawn to her as they should be…because she’s not a sour bitch out to walk all over anyone.

She’s just one of the last few good people alive….in this morally bleak, depressing, self involved world.

I am a fan. She is a friend. So keep on bringing that ass to the internet. I’m totally down with looking’ at it, but not fucking it, because she’s one of the only girl’s I actually respect and I would never want to taint that. I’m more into sex with girls I hate or who hate me…not girls I consider my family…if you know what I mean.

Here are the pics…she’s lovely.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

16

Jul

Trew Mullen by Trever Hoehne of the Day

Trew Mullen is some model I follow on instagram…I saw one of these pics by TREVOR HOEHNE …and liked the vibe of her ass on an inflatable in a pool…I could stare at that shit for hours…it’s like I’ve already written three love poems about it…even though poems are gay…even when the are just haikus about eating her ass…

I like her look, I like these pics, I don’t know what they are promoting or what this is all about, I just know that I just had anal sex with them because we didn’t have condoms and she’s not on the pill…I don’t know what that means, but I am going to assume it means that Trew makes me a little too excited…..

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Trew Mullen