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2014

15

Jul

Lea Michele Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

You heard this fake news here first – Lea Michele is pregnant with her new boyfriend’s baby…

I figure since she’s a fake talent, and fake babe, who had a fake relationship with a co-star who had a real drug addiction and a real overdose when she was not by his side, because that’s what fake relationships involve….leading to fake mourning before contractually being allowed to go back to living…deserve….

Maybe I’m just insensitive, especially when it comes to a woman in a bikini with a distended stomach…that could equally be caused by starving herself due to sadness and guilt from going on with her life…

Maybe I don’t really care if she’s pregnant, if she’s sad, people die…it’s life…and I just like being an asshole about it…because I am an asshole…

An asshole who likes anything in a bikini, even Lea Michele…something I would have thought was impossible…

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2014

15

Jul

Gisele Does Lingerie Model of the Day

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Gisele is doing some Lingerie Modelling, because I guess when you pretend to have 2-3 babies because you weren’t born with female reproductive parts, your model body carries you will into your 30s….

I’ve never been to Brazil…but I’ve heard all kinds of trap stories involving a whole lot of tranny babes that are hotter than actual babes…and actual babes with vaginas so meaty they might as well be tranny babes…and I’m not hating..

I think everyone no matter how weird their sexuality is, deserves to fuck….as long as I’m not the one doing the fucking…in which case I’m not so into Trannies…they creep me out.

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2014

15

Jul

Irina Shayk Lingerie Model of the Day

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Whatever fucking scam Irina Shayk is pulling with her whole – fake Girlfriend to a homo soccer player…who could never come out as a homo because his audience…despite being emotional weirdos who kiss other men as part of their culture…are homophobic as fuck. They believe in jesus and shit…so they throw in some Russian hooker, make her a model, and it helps make his story believable…

He is a billion dollar enterprise, there is no way his handlers would fuck with that…and a soulless Russian is easy to manipulate when it comes to money and American fame..

IT’s like “we’ll give you a free face and money to leave your life as a webcam model”….kind of a no brainer…

Here is is posing in lingerie…

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2014

15

Jul

Rosie Huntington Whitely in Leggings of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of my favorite models…especially when you can see her vagina through the gap in her thigh from having a model body and a nice meaty vagina that hangs the right way….

I also like that she gives bald men hope that if they are rich and famous they can bed a model, because bald men deserve hope…let’s face it they have nothing else going for them

I also like that she made Megan Fox Obsolete, and I hate Megan Fox…

I also like that she gets nude and topless for money and the fashion industry, yet she’s so classy about it…unlike all the other poor ghetto topless models from the UK..

I guess this post has been Top 4 Reasons I Like Rosie…maybe I should apply for a job at Buzzfeed.

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2014

15

Jul

Lara Stone Topless for Calvin Klein of the Day

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It looks like Calvin Klein has finally decided to start marketing their brand again. For those of you, as if there are any of you actually reading this, out there….Calvin Klein were beasts in the 90s. They had every hot model. Every campaign felt like some teen porno. They made noise, they innovated, they paved the way for a lot of brands…and every bitch wanted Calvin’s and Marky Mark Wahlberg stuck his dick in a pair, long before sticking his dick in Jenny McCarthy, no wait that’s his brother…

All this to say, they were a brand…they were pushing boundaries…then they disappeared…and now they are back..with a titty model Lara Stone…topless but not showing nipples..

Even though her nipples are everywhere…

I guess they are still being safe, and boring, but at least they are trying….C for Effort motherfuckers…maybe if Calvin took his dick out of some 20 year old model for a minute, we’d get some better content…

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2014

15

Jul

Ashley Sky for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Ashley Sky is one of the original instagram models. Most people who don’t use instagram, probably have no idea who she is. I doubt she’s really made much money off her instagram hustle, but she’s probably met a lot of rich people….

The rumor is that she apparently had some rich black boyfriend who pumped money into her and her brand…basically promoting her and doing PR for her.

She got into a few mags, but really nothing all that substantial. Then hundreds or thousands of other girls diluted her instagram hustle…leaving her one of the many no names with a big audience…

I heard she’s no single, living in LA, trying to make it, and what better way than to let Terry Richardson cum on her face, with his camera…

You see, he’s kind of a big deal.

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2014

15

Jul

Kendall Jenner for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a Kardashian, therefore she is a product of porn, but more importantly, the devil’s womb, who has exploited her since she was young and continues to exploit her, but at least with this one, she actually likes the whole modelling thing, because she’s tall and lean and built to model…and really being a model is the best job for a rich kid because it requires doing absolutely nothing and getting paid insane amounts of money…

The world is doomed, our priorities fucked, but Kendall Jenner got the cover of Love Magazine and people care…

Also for Love Magazine is this GEM Cara DElevingne doing LL COOL J…..

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2014

15

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Falling Video of the Day

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I was looking for a video of Lindsay Lohan falling yesterday, I figure if there are paparazzi pics of the shit, there’d be some kind of video footage.

What I found was substantially better…..some robot weirdness that for some reason turns me on. I want to call in and have phone sex with this slut…

Coincidentally, I want that with Lohan too, and the night that I hung out with her, she also fell. I don’t know if she was drunk or just clumsy, it was more an unable to handle her shoes situation, that should have ended with me mounting her for the paparazzi…but like this video…I fail…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

15

Jul

Pool Party Crasher and Other Videos of the Day

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Road Rage of the Day in Russia….Motherfucker Runs Over Angry Man, Checks his Car, Drives Off

Trolling Live News Broadcast…

Insane Girl Crossing the Street Fail

Fight Leading to Naked Man Fighting

Smokin’ Hookah with the Kids…

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2014

15

Jul

Farrah Abraham and her Pussy Toy of the Day

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Want to know what I love? Farrah Abraham.

I feel like I have a close relationship, because I RELEASED HER SEX TAPES TO THE INTERNET BEFORE ANYONE ELSE

I also like that she was a teen mother, clearly a bit of a sex addict, proven in the fact that she was a teen mother in the first place, who after the show, decided to do HARDCORE PORN with a Pornstar, not pretending it was a leaked video, the first one called FARRAH SUPERSTAR BACKDOOR the second called BACK DOOR AND MORE …and she was fucking amazing…

I have EXCLUSIVE CLIPS OF BOTH OF THEM

Her body was hot, her fucking was hot, and in turn she was hot…even though she was a mom….and even though she was Farrah Abraham…and even though her face looks like that…

So after going viral with the porn, making more money than Kim Kardashian from the porn, being the biggest porn of last year in sales, she disappeared for a little bit, but has now moved back into the adult industry with these awesome sex toys that have the likeliness of her vagina and luckily not of her face.. since she’s not that pretty, but her not being pretty kind of gets thrown out the window, when you see her fuck, and squirt, and take it up the ass…like an delicate flower sent from heaven to show the world how a good mom who started young and who seeks attention behaves….

So the good people at TOPCO…have licensed the exclusive use of her VAGINA for good and not evil…

I’ve already asked them to send me every single one in the set…even two or three…that I can put between my wife’s legs and fuck a new vagina that’s not as tainted as either Farrah or my wife…

You see, I would never want to deal with Farrah in person, I’ve met her and she’s a bit of a crazy person…but I am totally down to desecrate her pelvis in my basement….

So love her or hate her, you won’t be able to resist how good these pics of her celebrating her new business venture are….

Ridiculous, and amazing…I’m a fan.