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2014

24

Jul

Nina Agdal Sweaty Cleavage of the Day

Nina Agdal may not have a good face…she looks like she’s handicapped to me…but she has sweaty tits…and feels the need to show her fan base the sweaty tits because I guess it’s her to get a little attention in these happy times knowing that she didn’t Marry Adam Levine…who he dated during his break-up with his now crazy wife who got him and who thanks to Nina Agdal’s personality…he went back to and decided to settle with…making me think if she’s not good enough for Adam Levine..she’s not good enough for life…since he’s the fucking worst…but her sweaty tits make me think she’s not all bad…there’s good to her..just don’t look past her neck.

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN BIKINIS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

24

Jul

Ashley Sky for Buffalo Jeans of the Day

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Ashley Sky is an awkward runway model… SHE DID A RUNWAY SHOW IN A MESH TOP ALL WOBBLY AND SHIT …but I think she’s a big enough deal to talk about. I mean she’s even SHOT WITH TERRY RICHARDSON …she’s done magazines, she’s booked campaigns, she’s done all kind of bullshit and it’s all because of a big instagram. Pretty crazy…but fantastic because it has encouraged average average girl with fake tits to post sleazy pics for the sake of posting sleazy pics – hoping to get famous like Ashley Sky.

I think this is an old campaign. I’ve seen the billboards. But her nipples make all that irrelevant and worth posting again…because two nipples in one week makes me think she may be recently single and out to prove that she didn’t need the man who made her and invested in her to really make her…she can do it on her own…with her nipples and that god for that…

Posted in:Ashley Sky

2014

24

Jul

Cameron Diaz Looks Like an Old Lady in a Mismatched Bikini of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that it is time to stop casting Cameron Diaz as the it-girl, the hot girl, the love interest, unless your story is about a soccer mom MILF cheating on her husband like she was Cameron Diaz cheating on all the men she’s been with because she’s that kind of needy, self involved, cunt who didn’t have kids because she loved herself too much, but who did fuck the world….because that’s what these kinds of girls do…but look at her now..still old and dumpy…because that’s what fucking happens to everyone…and kids or not…you can’t change that…but at least she’s rich enough to hire a motherfucker so she doesn’t die alone…

Seriously…the good days are gone…she’s old. This is proof. Let’s hope Hollywood replaces her. She’s scammed them far too long….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2014

24

Jul

Mariana Braga for Polanski Vol. 3 by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

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Her name is Mariana Braga. She’s Polish. I think. Doesn’t matter, because she’s in this shoot by photographer Alessandro Casagrande for something called POLANSKI and she’s amazing…

This isn’t the photographer’s hot hipster chick posing half naked rodeo. He’s done it HERE AND HERE and HERE and HERE

I like his hustle…I like his pics…I like the girls he shoots. I want to have babies inside each of them so that they are forced to answer me when I text message them for nudes.

This is the new generation model. Naked. Not quite a model. Rockin’ a bush. Shooting erotica like old Penthouse I used to jerk off to. And it’s exciting to me…the future….finally is going in the right direction…I mean if you ignore war, missing planes, crashing planes and all the horrible people there are…at least nudity is getting more accepted in the mainstream, because really it isn’t a big deal at all.

Posted in:Alessandro Casagrande|Mariana Braga

2014

24

Jul

Gisele Without Make-up Of the Day

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Here’s my issue. She’s a fucking model. She makes millions. Rumored reports say she makes 50 million dollars a year. At that rate. Bitch better know how to fucking pose without make-up and bitch better took fucking food doing it.

I am not impressed by Sonia Rykiel pointing out that top paid models, who may have been born dudes, who have “2 kids” and are in their 30s…look better than you without make-up. I don’t really see how this is a statement at all. “No Filter”. “Not Retouched”….when using a high paid model means nothing…

It’s the actors who get retouched because they are overrated scum that we want to see unretouched…those plastic, phoney talentless hacks who fucked their way to the top…

Not models…models are about this life..and being hot…this is hardly impressive…but then again..either is Gisele

Posted in:Gisele

2014

24

Jul

Does The Iza Goulart Workout Videos Get Annoying of the DAy

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I always wonder if these girls with their one tricks ever get boring…because I find everything boring and thus I am a bad judge of this kind of thing I am so desensitized that I don’t get boners watching porn. I don’t get excited hanging with models. Rich people can offer to take me to magical fucking places and I’d rather sit on my couch and do nothing…so to me…it’s just a girl, showing off her fitness, putting in work…and justifying why she gets paid a lot of money…none of that shit matters…but visually..this is alright…it ames me think she’d be good at riding dick…which as a fat man…is all I am into…now if only I had a dick big enough to ride…then maybe dreams could come true and I could find a fit strong lady with vagina muscles that can rip off my dick…so that I don’t have to look at this model building out her new brand…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

24

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Boring Bathing Suit Line of the Day

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Here’s a fucking stretch for you….Alessandra Ambrosio launched her Bikini line…that I have feeling is put out by the people at Victoria’s Secret. There’s no way they would let her do a bikini line of her own without their involvement. They own this bitch and she’s got contract upon contract with them – that it would never happen….but then again, they probably own all the bikini manufacturers overseas, and anyone making a bikini, is indirectly making Limited Brands and Victoria’s Secret money…

Either way, signature brands are hot right now. Milk our celebrity. Let us choose a style and worry about nothing else. Lend our name. Collect checks…makes sense.

What doesn’t make sense is how fucking boring these pics for the collection are. You would think the world would realize – bikini pics are boring…step it up…add some flavor…take it up a fucking notch….this is the instagram era, we’ve seen too many bikini pics.

This “pretty in a bikini” bullshit is depressing to look at…especially knowing how high budget this one…lazy fuckers.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

24

Jul

Sahara Ray Has a Swimwear Collection because Everyone Has One of the Day

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I was once told that Sahara Ray had sex with someone I know. I don’t know if that is true or not, but based on the NAKED LUI SHOOT SHE DID …I would be down to watch…and sure that’s not saying all that much because I watch ugly people have sex all the fucking time…I am not hard to please…but it’s saying something because I would rather watch her fucking…

Like every instagram model in LA, she’s launched her own bathing suit line, because the one thing the world needs is more fucking bathing suits…SWIM EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKER and never wear the same suit twice…but I guess it’s worth supporting a girl with a dream and the tits to get some dude in the clothing business to invest in her because it’s not all that much money for a rich person to come up with 6 bathing suit styles in China, in exchange for having meetings with her…many meetings…all while trying on her own brand of suit…

It’s actually cheaper than a hooker…

That said…her campaign is on Polaroids…because she’s so fucking hip it hurts…and if you click on them they will get larger so you can fixate on her outstanding body.

I think I should start trying to be her friend. I think this is day one of seduction. I think the love starts now and we need to Em-Rat-Cow her to the next level….because if Em-Rat-Cow taught us anything in her 11 months of fame…it’s that tits…are all that matters

Posted in:Sahara Ray

2014

24

Jul

Nicola Peltz Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the new girl from Transformers who has proven to the world that Michael Bay like tall blonde girls more than brunette girls – to play his leading chick in his garbage overpriced smut based on franchise he’s milking harder than one of his groupies milks his cock hoping for a part in his next movie..

But more importantly, that acting in his movie requires little to no talent, that’s why Megan Fox was so good for the part…you see cuz she sucks…and now this Nicola Peltz character is posting ass shots to instagram…taking full advantage of the exposure she’s got being in his heavily marketed nonsense…

Looks good to me…

Posted in:Nicola Peltz

2014

24

Jul

Rockey Barnes in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Rockey Barnes .

She’s an instagram model, that due to her instagram success, has managed to become a signed model, because modelling agencies are more into these instagram models than real models, because they are more affordable and have a fan base…

Let’s face it, modelling is a joke, you just have to be decent enough looking, and it requires little to no effort to do…

As long as you’re not fat, have some good instagram filters, you’re set and you can book jobs…and be the model you always wanted to be…even though you’re only 5 foot 3.

I guess theoretically these models sell more bikinis than an actual model who you would get at the instagram model price of “Free trip to a tropical place and a hotel room”….

It’s the discount bargain basement of models…and I like it..because it’s a bit more grounded, desperate and lovely…

That said, I heard she’s married…which kind of makes me hate looking at bikini pics of her…

I’ve also emailed her 30 times and she never answers me. I hate her for that….

Pictures are by JCK PHOTO