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2014

30

Jun

Top 10 Tits at the BET Awards BEEF of the Day

The BET Awards are all about controversy and scandal, because in case you didn’t know, the hip hop industry is like the WWF, this shit is staged to keep people interested and to think these millionaires are still hood and gangster, when all they really want to do is sit in their vacation home and read up on their investments…but the public wants them shooting, making it rain on hoes, partying and being ghetto…so that’s what they pretend to do…

I mean sure, some of these people are fucking ghetto, and happened to make it, but I think most are probably suburban, hard workers like Drake…they just talk like that for affect…

Either way, only one death that I know of happened at a BET affiliated event, which is good ratio…

and here are the top 10 tits having BEEF with random shit I invented at the event, starting with Juicy J VS a Trick up top, and Adrienne Bailon vs Wale down low…

Karruche Tran VS her Dress

Laura Govan VS Breast Impants and the Implants are winning

Zendaya VS Aalyiah

Brittany Daniels VS Being White

Faith Evans VS Subtlety

Naturi Naughton VS Oprah

Raven Goodwin VS Precious

Faith Evans VS Botox

Nadia Buari VS Beyonce

Claudia Jordan VS a Bra

Jennifer Hudson VS Weight Watchers

Ashley From Fresh Prince VS Scientology

Paris Hilton VS the World

Posted in:BET Awards|Events

2014

30

Jun

Emily Rat-Cow Pretending to be a Serious Nude Model of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is going to now be referred to as RAT-COW because she’s got the face of a rat, and is a fucking cow of a person…

She did this “artistic” fashion video for TREATS, who always bring the fucking good shit to the internet and I am a fan of their work…even when it features horrible people like RAT-COW.

In fact, TREATS are the reason why RAT-COW Exists. They are the magazine that made her matter. They shot her naked when no one was watching, and she was just a Kanye jump-off with no where to go. They got her cast in the Blurred lines video, and that shit too her viral…now she is crawling back…because she has no where left to go.

The Rat-Cow, although an interesting species, is going extinct.

The world has seen your 2 dimensions…your 2 tits…and that is all that really matters….and leveraging that into a serious acting career is a joke, but showing off your acting skills in a fashion/art/titty video is an even bigger joke.

The Rat-Cow, is just an overrated titty model and that’s fucking it…if this leads to anything bigger and better I’ll be shocked…even when, she’s attempting to show her depth as an actress, her fans with watch it and love it, but I’ll just find her a waste of fucking time…except for the tits…the tits are good…to look at…for now…as the Rat-Cow is on the slow ride to the slaughterhouse where shit ends….

I mean why is she crying, it’s just a fashion Video Rat-Cow…why so tormented, oh is it because you know you’re taking steps back and not forward, and the strip club stage in your near future brings tears….or is it just that she’s such a deep character actor…you know put a wig on this bitch and she doesn’t need a storyline or script…she’ll cry everywhere like she did when her boyfriend Kanye, who she groupied for a year, chose Kim over her….

Who cares…tits.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

30

Jun

Topless Woman Getting into a Random Car and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Does a Fuck Her Right in the Pussy in Canada for World Cup

Disabled Man at the Worldcup

Bourbon Street Shooting…

Some Angry Man On Someone’s Car….on I-77 near Charlotte….weird

Cop Abandons Investigation to Harass Kid Videotaping…

Wife Throws Gas on Husband’s GF and Lights her Up

The Coolest Man with a Pink Guitar

Little Kid Ghost Rides the Bike for a Bitch Slap Drive By

News Anchor Pervert!

Posted in:Video

2014

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAY

The highlight of my weekend would have been the young girl I was about to eat out….but then she farted.

Remember one very important thing…it’s not gay if you bleed….

Here are some links…

The Star of Mannequin is Dead
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Weirdo Hippie Performance
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Christie Brinkley and Alexa Ray Joel Mom and Daughter Sex
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Awkward Woman Stands a Bit Too Long on Wendy Williams
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Nina Agdal in See Thru
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Lemon Ninja
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Legs for Days….
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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What Your Body Says About You
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Best Tattoo Ever….
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Aida Yespica Bikini….
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Orange is The New Black is The Most Romantic Show on TV
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Hot Asians….
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Anti Masturbation Cross
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Dog Vs Worldcup…
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Optical Illusion Dance
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Jun

Elsa Hosk Nudity for GQ Romania of the Day

ELSA HOSK is a nude model who has managed to white wash her nude modelling by pretending it is for fashion…only to lockdown a contract with Victoria’s Secret, making all her model dreams come true…knowing for the next few years, she’s making 750k a year…and that’s more than she’d make back in Sweden working at the massage parlour, or whatever it is she was doing before modelling…which was apparently nothing, because her creeper dad submitter her pics to a modelling agency when she was 13 and put her to work…creepy…but not as creepy as the fact that Romania has their own GQ….making me assume these pics are old and found in some basement of some google image search, because that’s just the quality I’d expect from Romania…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2014

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just witnessed the single greatest thing I’ve ever witnessed in the last few hours…and that is a teenage girl in some crop top bikini shirt straddled her boyfriend on a bench on a busy street and shook her tits….like she was Miley Cyrus, and for at least a second, I felt like everything was going to be ok. Our humanity has been saved and more importantly, is heading in the right direction…

Here are some stepLINKS


The Anti Masturbation Cross Confuses Me
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Mirror Selfies..
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Jessie Andrews Topless Lingerie Shoot
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Shia LaBeouf VS Homeless Man is Hilarious..
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Katy Perry in a Naughty Pose
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Inside the Mind of Michael Bay
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Lisa Opie BikinI Yoga
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Slut of the Day
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Naya Rivera’s Hot Little Body
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Her Name is Chelsea La Roux and She’s Awesome
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Selena Gomez is getting New tits for Bieber
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Worst Parallel Parker Ever
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Lindsay Lohan is a Superstar Actress
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Slutty Dance Girls
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ATM Robbery Prank is a Bad Idea
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Madonna Topless is 1977
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Madonna Instagram Tits
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Jennifer Aniston Pokies!
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I Like Black Funerals
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What the Hell is this Gayness
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Cliff Slip and Slide in 4k Amazing…
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Freaky Animatronic Head
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Kylie Jenner – Awesome Driver
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NFL Cheerleader Calendar BTS
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Imogen Thomas in a Bikini on the BEach
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12 Celebs with Fake Teeth
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Why Do Joints Pop and Crack..
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Lizzy Cundy Braless
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Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bathing Suit
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Denise Richard’s Looks like Meth
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This Kellogs Vagina Flash is Amazing
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Amazing Guy in Public Office
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Some Underboob
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Michele Rodriguez Bikini
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Some Yoga Pants
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Miss Delaware Got her Crown Taken Away for Being Too Old
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Melanie Griffith Getting the Antonio Tattoo Removed
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Caity Lotz from The Machine – NAKED
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Behati Prinsloo has a Hot Dress On
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A Bunch of EDC Pics
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Jeoparty Win of the Day
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Future Batmen…
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Bridemaid Ass
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Sylvie van de Vaar Bikini on a Yacht…
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Amy Adams is a Fucking Hero
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Disco in a Mental Institution – is Amazing
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Tip Jars You’ll Tip
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Teen in a Fast Food Restaurant With Her Booty Hanging Out
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Some Cam Girl Jilling
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The Prolapse Song..
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Some Good Tits..
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FIND COUGARS AND FUCK THEM BECAUSE COUGARS LIKE TO FUCK
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Sex, Politics and Dick Pics…
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Sexy Pool Trick Shots
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My Friend Carter Cruise Rubs One Out
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Get Boners…
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Monica Mendez Topless Vacations Pics
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Public Masturbation…
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Awful Masturbation
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…While I WAtch…
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GET CELEBRITY SEX TAPES
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FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT – MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Jun

Chanel Iman Bikini Vacation of the Day

Chanel Iman is a Victoria’s Secret model…and she’s on Vacation which is a great opportunity to post her bikini pics that she thinks are better than your bikini pics…because when not on Vacation she gets paid a million dollars a year to do this shit…and you don’t motherfuckers…but here’s a freebee, because she’s just doing her fucking part, or maybe she just knows it keeps people talking, or maybe…she’s giving us what we want…or maybe…she just likes attention because this is all she knows…

And what it comes down to is that I want to have sex with her…seriously…I like this permanent tan and amazing fucking body…but black girls don’t like me as much as they like Ireland Baldwin.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chanel Iman

2014

27

Jun

Bianca Balti by Greg Lotus for Playboy of the Day

Playboy is up on the fashion kick. They started with Kate Moss, now they have got Bianca Balti, so it’s all falling into place….the rebrand…

You see there was a time when Playboy was a high brow, fashion nudity type men’s magazine, before becoming a gutter stripper hangout because HEF liked trashy strippers…

So in staying competitive, and taking a lead from the european Playboy, they’ve decided to go down the fashion route, since fashion mags are doing what Playboy did anyway…but fashion magazines get ads on nudity, and make money, so why the fuck wouldn’t the strongest brand follow suit…

I love what they are doing, and I’d never endorse something like Playboy, unless I meant it…keep up the good shoots, with good photogs and nude babes, there’s hope for another wind of famous girls who don’t see naked getting naked for money because Playboy still has some clout and pays 75k a shoot…

Here are the pics I’ll be forced to take down by lawyers very soon…

Posted in:Bianca Balti

2014

27

Jun

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Picture of the Day

While socialite and part time model, who I guess all models are part time models, since they only get overpaid for work one or two days a week, while partying and doing cocaine the rest of the time, is on vacation grabbing cock, with other girls – saying to the world “I ate her pussy, but I like cock too, you can’t black or white this shit, and not because Michelle Rodriguez is not black or white, but because this is the 2014s, we’re all fucking homos”….

Michelle Rodriguez – took on doing some acrobatic shit in a bikini…Fascinating…..but not at all because Michelle Rodriguez is not hot….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez

2014

27

Jun

Courtney Love in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Courtney Love put up this picture of her in a one piece that may have been taken many years ago, when she was just a young drug addict killing off boyfriends to get ahead and become insanely popular, reminding all you rich and famous motherfuckers, to never fall in love with a hooker, or stripper, they are usually damaged goods and won’t really bring you up so much as bring you down, plus their vaginas smell like other men, which in turn makes you a little bit homo…

Maybe this picture is proof that you can fake a bikini pic, if you have implants and a one piece to cover your flaws, along with years of posing for pro-photogs to know your look, and enough filters to blur out your zombie fucking face…and body…”make it black and white so they don’t see my blue dead heroin addict skin”….”fuzz out the right side of the picture so that they can’t see my botox failed me, scrotum like face”…”let me lay on my side so it looks like I have a waist, even though them meth took that years ago”…”let me squeeze my implants together, cuz #tits”…

I know what she’s doing here…but I may still try to masturbate to it…I like challenges…

Posted in:Courtney Love