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2014

25

Jun

The Slap By Max Landis of the Day

I am late to the game on this one….but Max Landis, who is the son of John Landis, who you may know as the director of a lot of fucking movies like Beverly Hills Cop III…and Animal House…

It’s nice to see some Hollywood trust fund money and resources being spent on making stupid Youtube videos set to weird indy lesbian rock…

I find this very relaxing to watch.

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Jun

Debby Ryan is a Red Carpet Face of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about red carpets, I find the whole process of elitism pretty ridiculous, like these motherfuckers are important, or more important than you because some asshole put them on some guest list bullshit…not to mention the idea of laying down a red carpet for anything other than some noble prince dismounting his carriage to enter the palace because he’s got too much fucking money and a kingdom of idiots to lay down red carpet so that his feet don’t touch peasant concrete…is just fucking annoying…and played out…like limos…

You see there was a time when the rich and famous could afford limos and driver, and now it is available to every white trash mom on her 40th birthday…it kind of lacklustre…

Either way, her name is Debby Ryan and she attended some event that she looked thrilled to be attending as she made zero fucking emotions with her face and that for some reason is really funny to me…is she medicated, is she a robot, does she want to be at home and her PR and stage mom are making her do this, is this just her autistic way…

Either way, she looks like a boring fuck.

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2014

25

Jun

Stella Hudgens in her Bikini Top of the Day

Stella Hudgens is the less famous, possibly better looking, at least younger and less damaged version of her monkey-like sister with the big bush, even though I like big Bush, sister Vanessa Hudgens…and she’s in a bikini…

I don’t really know if this is exciting or not, because I find everything boring, but I do know she’s an 18 year old who lives in her sister’s shadow, even though her sister hasn’t really made that much money in the business, her actual celebrity is pretty huge…and any sister in the shadow of her sister will usually rebel to make even a little noise to get noticed…

I don’t know if that’s what is happening here, but I do know she’s in a bikini…

I know, journalism at it’s finest. Don’t blame me, blame society as a whole for making us idiots who need to feed off fluffy bullshit like who is in a bikini, or what size tits a bitch has, instead of real life issues, like how tight her pussy is or whether she does anal, which she probably does, all the under 25 year olds do.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2014

25

Jun

Naked Lady in the Intersection and Other Videos of the Day

Airport Cops VS News Anchor Gregg Jarrett who Was Drunk and on Pills and Acting Up

Full Contact Sky Diving

40 MPH Longboard Crash

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Is it still morning if you were on a coke bender all night and you’re still awake?

Why does everyone on Facebook think it is funny when I wrote “Can you get AIDS from a dead person, asking for a friend?”…you’re all fucking sick…

More importantly, why don’t trannies on Facebook have childhood pics of them when they weren’t tranny…

So may questions…I should probably just go sleep…but I can’t…too much fun in my blood…

Here are some morning if it’s still morning stepLINKS…

Mila Kunis was an Ungrateful Cunt in an Interview – Cuz She’s a Billionaire Now Thanks to Ashton and Doesn’t Need Your Acting Money
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Model Katie Cleary’s Husband Killed Himself After Seeing Her Partying with Leonardo DiCaprio – As a Farewell Publicity Stunt So You Know who Katie Cleary Is…
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The Worst Paparazzi Bikini Pics You Will See Today
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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Izabel Goulart’s Bikini
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Two Cats Meet for the First Time!
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10 Celebrity Juggalo
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Full Contact Sky Diving
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Pcs of a Hot Ass
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10 Juggalo Celebrities That Will Creep You Out
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

That pic is a snapchat of the day – add me on snapchat I’m drunkstepfather

People like to think that little old ladies you see at coffee shops, who are striking up conversations because they are so fucking lonely and no one gives them the time of day since their husbands died off, and that view them as a burden, are wholesome…but trust me, the second you offer to eat them out for 100 dollars, they’ll jump on it…you see no one ever offers…but everyone, no matter how old you are, likes to sit on fucking faces…

Here is another snapchat of the day – add me on snapchat I’m drunkstepfather

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Top 10 Insane World Cup Outfits
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Nikki Lund in a See Through Bikini….
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The Girl Getting Kicked Out of KFC for Being Gross was a Hoax
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Hank Baskett Gave His Tranny a Handjob….
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15 Ways to Escape Awkward Situations According to Movies
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Hope Solo Punched Her Sister and Nephew
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SLUT of the Day
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Ashely Greene is Not So Great at an Event
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Her name is Andrea Calle and This is her Amazign Booty
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The Queen does Game of Thrones…Interesting…Since She’s a QUeen and Has an Actual Throne…
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It is Smarter to Not Fuck with Elephants…
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Two Cats Meet for the First Time
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Adriana Lima For Brazil
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Miss Universe has an Aweseome Ass Flash
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Selena Gomez and Bieber Go to the Zoo
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Amish Vampires in Space…
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Jessica Hart’s Hard Nipples in a Photoshoot
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The Man with the 100 Pound Scrotum
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Here’s Plenty of Celebrity Ass To Fuck
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Tittie Fuck Time
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Her Mouth Can Fit A Cock Or Two
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Fat World Problems
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Hot Girls Fishing
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Swim with Polar Bears
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Fatty Genevieve Morton!
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Baby VS Flan
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Ghost Towns of Fukushima
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Fake and Gay
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James Franco’s Bare Ass
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Which Fictional Princess is Your Favorite
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Don’t Do This on a Plane
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Some American Apparel Smut to Remember Dov Charney
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Kill Bill 2 Gets 8-Bit
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Roselyn Sanchez in a See Through
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Dogs Reacting to Cats Sleeping in Their Beds
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Awesome Pics From Inside a Power Plant!
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Kim Kadashian’s Stupid Ass in a Tight Skirt
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Jennifer Aniston’s JR Prom Poses
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Squirrel Action Shot!
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Avicii’s Girlfriend/DJ Whore
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Poster is a Fail
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Wrestler Uses a Fat Guy’s Belly
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Megan Fox is Tired of Being a Barely WOrking Mom
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Anna Faith Carlson Won Disney Look-a-Like Contest
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Mellisa Clarke Topless Selfie
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Harrison Ford Destroys Episode VII
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25 Biggest Cult Car Classics
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Today in Selfies
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10 Pics of Incredibly Rude People
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lesbian Shower…
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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Classy Girls of the Day
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Some Babe and her Nude Routine
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Greek Slut Selfies
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Some Big Fucking Tits!
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Drunk Bitch With Her Pants Down…Forgot to Wipe….What The Fuck Is This…
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Bedroom Strip
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Get Harder Boners…
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This is an Amazing Naked Model…and her Banana
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Hot Teen Naked on the BEach
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Amateur Girls of the Day
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Some Chatty Lesbians…on the Couch…
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Jun

Cara Delevingne Gets Intense on Instagram of the Day

Cara Delevingne answer to breaking up with Michelle Rodriguez, is that she has no issues grabbing onto a new dick, because she’s Cara Delevingne and not only does she have a trust fund thanks to her grandfather, a trust fund that got her running in the right circles before being scooped up as an “It” girl in the fashion scene, despite being more an ET than and IT, that was a “this bitch is a fucking alien” joke that didn’t work out so well for anyone involved…

As an “it girl” and makes her own damn money, lives her own damn life, meets all kinds of people, travels to awesome places like she’s retired cuz she pretty much is and no Michelle Rodriguez testicles are going to bring her down…and to prove it, she got half naked for instagram.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

24

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski Still Exists and She’s in GQ of the Day

I am a firm believer that Emily Ratajkowski is on the decline. I think last year was her breakout year, and pretty much gave us all she has to offer. I don’t think the attention span of the general public is really in this one for a long haul. I mean sure she’s got an interesting bird face, and massive tits, and big fake looking lips and tits, but so does every fucking lap dancing stripper I know….

She got in a viral video, people liked her tits, the mainstream media interpreted that as relevant, like they did with Tila Tequila, and now she’s just riding that wave as it comes into shore…because there are so many more interesting, friendlier, prettier, bustier, amazing girls that Emily Ratajkowski…

She just pulled off a good scam, and with every scam, you eventually get cuaghter.

I guess GQ is giving her one more shot, but this time next year, you won’t even remember this bitch…unless she proves me wrong, which is possible…I’m wrong all the fucking time…I mean look at my life…clearly I’ve been wrong before, like in every fucking choice I’ve made!

here are the GQ pics…

I really don’t think Emily Ratajkowski is hot. But I think she brings hope to average girls with big tits that one day they too can be on the cover of GQ…a year after they are relevant…because GQ is slow to the gate…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

24

Jun

Selena Gomez in a Pink Bikini Top of the Day

The rumor is that Selena Gomez is getting fucked by Bieber again. I like to think it’s more got to do with her having a tour to promote. It’s always good to keep people talking and wondering about your life because it means you’re still relevant…I mean I am not even sure these two ever fucked, Bieber’s been off fucking groupies and pornstars since he was 11, and Selena, well, she’s probably up to the same thing because kids these days grew up on porn and are all fucking freaks…which I endorse fully…I just assume it’s always been good for both their business…

That said, I don’t give a fuck who or what Selena Gomez is fucking, I just like when her bloated from LUPUS steroid treatment that makes her look like a chipmunk face, is busting out of her bikini top…because I am a grown ass man, why the fuck else would I even acknowledge Selena Gomez exists…cuz of her music, or cuz I’m a fan of her acting…shut the fuck up….look at her bikini top.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

24

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Proves a Point of the Day

So Hayden Panettiere posted this tweet:

I assume she’s not too happy that the paparazzi made her look like a bloated troll on his way to hobbit land or whatever the fuck trolls do…because she went to the trouble to post the picture and be like “they be making me look fat”…yes Hayden Panettiere is a black woman in my mind…a black woman who loves the D…and goes for the gold with a 7 foot tall boxer who you know would rip her apart if she wasn’t so eager, accepting, and big vaginaed on such a small frame…

So she went and put on a spandex outfit to prove her point and the whole thing – pretty fucking weird…I guess the hormonal bitch wants to maintain sex appeal that I feel she never had…

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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere