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2014

07

Jul

Megan Fox VS Nicola Peltz Bathrobe Selfie WARS of the Day

Megan Fox got Instagram this week and apparently, that’s a big deal, because people are actually talking about it like it matters…and more importantly, she’s already got 200,000 followers…because she’s Megan Fox…but I just thought it was funny that Instagram, an app everyone uses, so Megan Fox being late to the party, just tells me how much of an idiot she actually is is something people talk about.

I am more into the fact that Nicola Peltz, the new Megan Fox in Transformers who Megan Fox definitely hates, judges and all that typical girl shit, posted a Bathrobe Selfie, and then Megan Fox did the same, in some catty girl shit, you can assume the Marketing Team at transformers is paying for…

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2014

07

Jul

Karrueche Tran’s Ass for Chris Brown’s Instagram of the Day

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Chris Brown posted this picture of his girl Karrueche Tran in a thong…and I guess it is safe to say, she’s either the kind of girl who likes the attention, that’s why she’s dating Chris Brown in the first place…or the kind of girl who knows that if she doesn’t do what Chris Brown tells her…she’ll regret it…

Now, I’m no Chris Brown expert, but I have been told be numerous people who know him, that he is actually a good dude, a nice guy and that the Rihanna thing was actually Rihanna beating the fuck out of herself, calling the cops saying he did it, and I don’t know how true that is, but I do know crazy girls exist, and I also know that Chris Brown beating her took her career to new heights…I also trust nothing that happens in Hollywood, it’s a plastic place filled with lies, but I do trust an ass in a thong….

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2014

07

Jul

Hilary Duff Has Horrible Scientology Bikini Pics of the Day

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If you’re interested in knowing what a Scientology bikini party looks like, here’s Hilary Duff with all her Scientology friends in bikinis…

I’m thinking it is not gay enough, or autistic enough…but that’s probably because scientology doesn’t acknowledge autism or homosexuality, just ask Handjob Travolta and his dead Austic kid…who wasn’t autistic according to him…

The party is missing some camel toe…

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2014

07

Jul

Emmy Rossum in a White Bikini of the Day

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One solid way to make a low level actor’s bikini pic seem really unimportant is to watch her SEX SCENE FROM TV …because it is a sex scene…and not a girl in a bikini..

That’s something I’ll never really understand when it comes to the internet, it’s like why do I care if a girl is in her bikini, if I can just google her vag…Not that Emmy Rossum Vag is a Vag I’d google, but you get what I am saying…and that is that this pic doesn’t matter..

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2014

07

Jul

Ashley Benson Cleavage Pics of the Day

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Ashley Benson is a solid 10-15 pounds overweight and the average fan or follower of hers would probably not call her fat, mainly because they are American, and fat has a whole different meaning, but I know that she knows she’s got some diet and workout and ephedrine pills to do to power through this…but in the meantime, do what the fat girls of the internet everywhere do…and that’s show some titty, because cleavage is the best distraction from GUT…

I am just surprised that with her resources, and the fact that she booked a movie that she wore a bikini 90 percent of the time, she’d be built like a pot smoking all night pizza eater…which I guess you’d want in a college chick in the apartment next door you bang when you’re drunk, but not a celebrity.

Either way, here she is pulling “fat girl trying to be sexy moves” on instagram.

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2014

07

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Bikini Party of the Day

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I’ve heard so many stories about Paris Hilton VS Cocaine and the Paris Hilton winning, kind of like the stories of Paris Hilton’s Herpes vs Condoms and the Herpes always winning, not that she uses condoms…

I’ve also heard that Paris Hilton, despite seeming like a vapid idiot who loves drugs and sex, like everyone else, she’s actually a genius, and everything she does is strategic, since her family has a name, but the money you’d think she has, she went out and made it on her own…She leveraged her situation and got rich, by pretending to be a little rich bitch and that in and of itself, was a great scam that we can’t hate her for..

I mean she’s been around since I started the site and she’s still got a great fucking body, so despite hating everything about her or at least everything about what we know of her, I’d let her ride my face like a mechanical bull…

Here’s her bikini party from instagram.

CLICK THE LINKS TO SEE HER IN HER BLACK BIKINI HERE and WHITE BIKINI HERE

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2014

07

Jul

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

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Christina Milian was in a bikini again, because that’s all Christina Milian knows how to do. This time, she brought her kid with her, because unlike Vegas Pool parties, Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach parties are the best place for kids…because I am sure there are no drugs there…

I mean Christina Milian is clearly going through some kind of crisis, knowing that she’s irrelevant despite being on TV…and using her old strategies of getting half naked because tits get hits, and even then it’s barely working for her…I mean if it was, I doubt she’d be doing press appearances at Paris Hilton’s, hoping the paparazzi come through, because she knows they are hired to come through, that’s why Paris pays 40,000 dollars every year to make this party happen….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

07

Jul

Joanna Krupa Desecrates the American Flag of the Day

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With every national holiday comes some low level person who plays up that holiday as hard as they can to get noticed. It’s an easy way to get on the sites…and this year, the prize low level looking for attention – is Joanna Krupa.

She is the same Joanna Krupa, who a decade ago, played up being born in Poland, and escaping Poland, back in the 70s, when Poland was evil and communist, even though she had no memory of being in Poland, it was just a good marketing hook for her Maxim Magazine shoots, which were really all she ever did…

But now, she’s celebrating being American, and living the American Dream, as a low level slut who was on TV before getting cancelled…who can now be a low level slut on instagram…because she has her fan base established..

I am victim of finding her hot in the 2000s when she was doing the men’s magazines, and feel like I helped her, or promoted her along with all the other sites…making her matter…when really she should just be a stripper somewhere…which I guess is what she’s doing.

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2014

07

Jul

Naked Protests of the Day

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I am all for the people coming together and protesting things that they feel are being mismanaged by the government they pay to manage…

I think taking a passive road in life is a waste of a fucking life, it’s like pretend these bad things aren’t happening as you sip your cocktails by your above ground pool, or do something about it, to force change…

Even though, I can’t be bothered to get off my couch…but when you throw in toplessness, you know to really make some noise and get noticed, all of a sudden I’m a little more interested in protested everything and anything, so long as there are titties…

So the above video is Topless protesters in Curitiba to take part in ‘Marcha das Vadias’, the Brazilian version of a SlutWalk. It happened Saturday and was protesting sexism and homophobia…

The below video, is also in Brazil, protesting child sex workers and human trafficking…

Sounds like they are just making excuses to get naked…and naked is a good excuse for me to get involved in causes I don’t really give a fuck about because I feel we’re all doomed and the end is near…so why bother….but TITS!

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Jul