I may be Canadian, but I like to think that everyday is my independence day, you know since I am living the American dream…eating fast food and dealing with fame hungry sluts who are willing to do anything to get ahead, like send me videos of them fisting themselves, since sexting artistic nudes is for the girls who don’t want it bad enough…
Life is entertaining, even when it is shitty.
Here are some morning stepLINKS…because other sites wake up before me…
14 People Launching Fireworks Out of Their Asses
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Selfie Camera Pics
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Miley Got a Tribute Tattoo of Her Dog
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Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Want Babies – They Get in the Way
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Playbe Chick Linked to Johnny Manziel
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Jessica Simpson’s Big Cleavage to Celebrate her Weekend Wedding
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Ariana Grande On a Stool
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Too Patriotic
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Paris Hilton Bikini Party
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The Joan Rivers getting Mad at CNN is Funny
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Big Morning Tits!
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Grandma VS SHark Attack
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