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2014

25

Jun

Apparently this is Dakota Fanning’s Ass of the Day

Dakota Fanning is no longer the 7 year old creepy kid who was pretending she was in her mid 40s…

Now she’s over 18, but her ass is pretending it is in her mid 40s….

At least that is what I am seeing here…from a movie called Very Good girls….that did some film festival run and that is now hitting select theatres in what I assume is her big “I’m a real actor, this is a real movie, with a good story, to maintain some credibility” script…

Here’s the trailer, even though her ass

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2014

25

Jun

Faith Picozzi By Luke Pearsall of the Day

Her name is FAITH PICOZZI …I’ve posted her Ma href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2013/09/10/faith-picozi-naked-for-lotus-josephine-of-the-day#.U6sC_Kj2qzM” target=”_blank”> NIPPLES BEFORE …

I think there was a time she humoured me on instagram, when I would write insane things about having faith, or believing in faith, or you gotta have faith, you see cuz her name is faith and I figured it just made fucking sense, I am two dimensional like that…my jokes aren’t funny and that is probably why she didn’t insist on meeting me and sitting on my face for 3 or for days…because she’s a hot redhead and I’ve never had a redhead, but I want one, and it might as well be one like Faith, and not the weirdo one missing a toe I went to high school with who made me sick me my stomach every time I looked at them because they looked like a scummy hand after they just ate cheetos…and I found it repulsive..

But Faith…is a good one…and good ones are rare….

These pics are by photographer named LUKE PEARSALL

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2014

25

Jun

Hero of the Day

This guy…is a hero….even if this is fake, staged, or his advice is pretty fucking generic and obvious, his delivery…is legendary…this guy should be hosting the Tonight Show…not the other retard they got going with his silly games with his guest that got old the first week of his original show…like they would if the asshole brought them out at any party you attended, before you beat him up…yet the execs at the networks like it and think it’s clever…fuck you world…but before you do that, let this dude inspire you.

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Jun

Lea Michele in Some Post Fiance Death Bikini Pics of the Day

I am a firm believer in not moving on with your life after your so called love, who conveniently, was more of a marketing strategy for you and your TV Show, killed himself in a drug overdose that you didn’t prevent, because you were too busy tucking your fucking balls in, it makes you sing at a higher octave, pretending you are a girl, you useless Glee, man-faced, twat…

A twat that squeezed into a bikini, even though she should have the SADS but all i see is SMILES…even though boys aren’t supposed to be happy to wear bikinis, or maybe they are, it’s 2014, and the slogan is fuck everything…There are no rules, there are no systems, wear panties and live life as a girl even if you aren’t one if you want, every day was halloween, filled with sex, and I approve because I’d like the whole world to get AIDS and die…it is our only hope…

That said, I want to get AIDS from her friend in red…even if I’m too busy mad at this picture for having stupid fucking captions on it, but not as stupid as Lea Michele’s 1990s butterfly tattoo I assume she got back when she was researching things trashy hookers do, before she grew her hair out…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lea Michele

2014

25

Jun

The Slap By Max Landis of the Day

I am late to the game on this one….but Max Landis, who is the son of John Landis, who you may know as the director of a lot of fucking movies like Beverly Hills Cop III…and Animal House…

It’s nice to see some Hollywood trust fund money and resources being spent on making stupid Youtube videos set to weird indy lesbian rock…

I find this very relaxing to watch.

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Jun

Debby Ryan is a Red Carpet Face of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about red carpets, I find the whole process of elitism pretty ridiculous, like these motherfuckers are important, or more important than you because some asshole put them on some guest list bullshit…not to mention the idea of laying down a red carpet for anything other than some noble prince dismounting his carriage to enter the palace because he’s got too much fucking money and a kingdom of idiots to lay down red carpet so that his feet don’t touch peasant concrete…is just fucking annoying…and played out…like limos…

You see there was a time when the rich and famous could afford limos and driver, and now it is available to every white trash mom on her 40th birthday…it kind of lacklustre…

Either way, her name is Debby Ryan and she attended some event that she looked thrilled to be attending as she made zero fucking emotions with her face and that for some reason is really funny to me…is she medicated, is she a robot, does she want to be at home and her PR and stage mom are making her do this, is this just her autistic way…

Either way, she looks like a boring fuck.

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2014

25

Jun

Stella Hudgens in her Bikini Top of the Day

Stella Hudgens is the less famous, possibly better looking, at least younger and less damaged version of her monkey-like sister with the big bush, even though I like big Bush, sister Vanessa Hudgens…and she’s in a bikini…

I don’t really know if this is exciting or not, because I find everything boring, but I do know she’s an 18 year old who lives in her sister’s shadow, even though her sister hasn’t really made that much money in the business, her actual celebrity is pretty huge…and any sister in the shadow of her sister will usually rebel to make even a little noise to get noticed…

I don’t know if that’s what is happening here, but I do know she’s in a bikini…

I know, journalism at it’s finest. Don’t blame me, blame society as a whole for making us idiots who need to feed off fluffy bullshit like who is in a bikini, or what size tits a bitch has, instead of real life issues, like how tight her pussy is or whether she does anal, which she probably does, all the under 25 year olds do.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2014

25

Jun

Naked Lady in the Intersection and Other Videos of the Day

Airport Cops VS News Anchor Gregg Jarrett who Was Drunk and on Pills and Acting Up

Full Contact Sky Diving

40 MPH Longboard Crash

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Is it still morning if you were on a coke bender all night and you’re still awake?

Why does everyone on Facebook think it is funny when I wrote “Can you get AIDS from a dead person, asking for a friend?”…you’re all fucking sick…

More importantly, why don’t trannies on Facebook have childhood pics of them when they weren’t tranny…

So may questions…I should probably just go sleep…but I can’t…too much fun in my blood…

Here are some morning if it’s still morning stepLINKS…

Mila Kunis was an Ungrateful Cunt in an Interview – Cuz She’s a Billionaire Now Thanks to Ashton and Doesn’t Need Your Acting Money
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Model Katie Cleary’s Husband Killed Himself After Seeing Her Partying with Leonardo DiCaprio – As a Farewell Publicity Stunt So You Know who Katie Cleary Is…
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The Worst Paparazzi Bikini Pics You Will See Today
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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Izabel Goulart’s Bikini
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Two Cats Meet for the First Time!
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10 Celebrity Juggalo
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Full Contact Sky Diving
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Pcs of a Hot Ass
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10 Juggalo Celebrities That Will Creep You Out
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2014

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

That pic is a snapchat of the day – add me on snapchat I’m drunkstepfather

People like to think that little old ladies you see at coffee shops, who are striking up conversations because they are so fucking lonely and no one gives them the time of day since their husbands died off, and that view them as a burden, are wholesome…but trust me, the second you offer to eat them out for 100 dollars, they’ll jump on it…you see no one ever offers…but everyone, no matter how old you are, likes to sit on fucking faces…

Here is another snapchat of the day – add me on snapchat I’m drunkstepfather

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Top 10 Insane World Cup Outfits
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Nikki Lund in a See Through Bikini….
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The Girl Getting Kicked Out of KFC for Being Gross was a Hoax
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Hank Baskett Gave His Tranny a Handjob….
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15 Ways to Escape Awkward Situations According to Movies
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Hope Solo Punched Her Sister and Nephew
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SLUT of the Day
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Ashely Greene is Not So Great at an Event
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Her name is Andrea Calle and This is her Amazign Booty
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The Queen does Game of Thrones…Interesting…Since She’s a QUeen and Has an Actual Throne…
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It is Smarter to Not Fuck with Elephants…
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Two Cats Meet for the First Time
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Adriana Lima For Brazil
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Miss Universe has an Aweseome Ass Flash
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Selena Gomez and Bieber Go to the Zoo
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Amish Vampires in Space…
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Jessica Hart’s Hard Nipples in a Photoshoot
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The Man with the 100 Pound Scrotum
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Here’s Plenty of Celebrity Ass To Fuck
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Tittie Fuck Time
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Her Mouth Can Fit A Cock Or Two
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Fat World Problems
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Hot Girls Fishing
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Swim with Polar Bears
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Fatty Genevieve Morton!
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Baby VS Flan
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Ghost Towns of Fukushima
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Fake and Gay
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James Franco’s Bare Ass
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Which Fictional Princess is Your Favorite
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Don’t Do This on a Plane
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Some American Apparel Smut to Remember Dov Charney
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Kill Bill 2 Gets 8-Bit
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Roselyn Sanchez in a See Through
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Dogs Reacting to Cats Sleeping in Their Beds
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Awesome Pics From Inside a Power Plant!
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Kim Kadashian’s Stupid Ass in a Tight Skirt
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Jennifer Aniston’s JR Prom Poses
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Squirrel Action Shot!
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Avicii’s Girlfriend/DJ Whore
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Poster is a Fail
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Wrestler Uses a Fat Guy’s Belly
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Megan Fox is Tired of Being a Barely WOrking Mom
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Anna Faith Carlson Won Disney Look-a-Like Contest
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Mellisa Clarke Topless Selfie
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Harrison Ford Destroys Episode VII
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25 Biggest Cult Car Classics
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Today in Selfies
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10 Pics of Incredibly Rude People
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Lesbian Shower…
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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Classy Girls of the Day
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Some Babe and her Nude Routine
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Greek Slut Selfies
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Some Big Fucking Tits!
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Drunk Bitch With Her Pants Down…Forgot to Wipe….What The Fuck Is This…
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Bedroom Strip
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Get Harder Boners…
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This is an Amazing Naked Model…and her Banana
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Hot Teen Naked on the BEach
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Amateur Girls of the Day
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Some Chatty Lesbians…on the Couch…
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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