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2014

09

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with putting an ad on Craigslist saying that you are willing to give your sperm to any desperate girls who are dying to have babies but can’t find a man…like they were Jennifer Aniston, you know doing a good deed with your criminal act of masturbation – is all the dudes who reach out pretending to be girls desperate to have babies…who just want you to mail them your sperm…to do god know’s what with…I didn’t get that far into the conversation…

The internet is weird and so am I…


Brazil Fan Reactions
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Weird Video of the Day
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Girls in a Bikini
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George RR Martin’s Got a Message to You Game of Thrones Fools
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Kim Kardashian Making Sucking Dick Faces
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Pam Anderson another Divorce…
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FIND COUGARS AND FUCK COUGARS!!
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Some Chick Named Michelle Hayden in a Bikini
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The Chick Who Flashed the Cops her Vag..
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – ALL ON CAM
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Ana Braga’s Got Nipples…On the Beach…
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Stacy Dash Hates Kanye
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Courtney Love Joins Sons of Anarchy as the Truck Stop Hooker
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Videos
and Other Videos of the Day

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2014

09

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima Celebrating Their Loss Off the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio put on some appropriate shorts to celebrate Brazil’s loss in a conversation that everyone seemed to be annoying me with yesterday…from Nazi jokes, to Nazi Jokes, to Brazilian ass jokes…to all kinds of other emotions that polluted my internet experience, because some asshole decided to turn the internet into some shitty cocktail party you can’t escape, when it used to be a place you used to just go to jerk off at…

I don’t know if I like this because I like broken women, sad they lost…or if I like model asses in shorts, but I guess it doesn’t matter…except maybe to every fucking BRazilian in the world collectively still crying..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided to leave the house for the first time in a while. I figure it’s summer and everyone gets excited about the shit, maybe I should jack up my vitamin D, but realized that I just want to jack off…to all the girls in shorts with their asses hanging out of them…a trend that has transgressed Coachella and penetrated the general public….girls of all ages…I’m talking 40 and under…showing ass cheek…it’s crazy and I can’t imagine that being good for the general population…or the masturbation rate…and by masturbation rate – I mean rape…but people get mad when you talk about rape and I’m just accommodating, as I do.

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Hottest Jennifer Lawrence GIFS
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Middle Age Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro….
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Tom Hanks Dancing to THIS IS HOW WE DO IT – at Scooter Braun’s Wedding
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Elisabetta Canalis TOpless Sunbathing
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Alex GERRARD IS A WAG GRABBING AT HER BIKINI
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Beyonce’s Dad Knocked Up 18th Woman
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Hilary Duff’s Scientologist Ass in Spandex
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Michaela Schaffer is a Great Fake TItty Clown
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Leaked Star Wars Footage
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16 Famous Virgins
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Taylor Swift has a Hot Midriff
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Jennifer Lawrence Sideboob
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Tess Daly Panty Flash
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Expensive Car Crash
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Kim Kadashian Side Boob
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20 Celebs Who Gave Birth at Home
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Roomate Shaming is Awesome
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Cameron Diaz Shows Off Her Vagina – Kind of…
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Nicole Scherzinger Big Cleavage.
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Miranda Kerr in Public
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Katy Perry’s New Perfume Ad is Intense
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Psycho Doesn’t Fear Heights
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The Best Bangs in History
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Brazil Fans Reacting to their Loss is Hilarious
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Pam Anderson’s Boobs Have Seen Better Days
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Sofia Vergara has a New Boyfriend
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Rihanna’s See Through Titties
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Mila Kunis Says She’s Mrrying Her Movie Star Crush
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Fat Chick Stuck in Balls
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Hot Pics of Cobie Smulders
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A Bunch of GIFS
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The Biggest Music Fails of 2014
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Jennifer Lawrence, Hanging Naked Boob
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Peyton List is Grown Up and Posing
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Instant Regret GIFs
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Body Builder’s Arm Explodes
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41 Patriotic Pets
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Hot Girls in Selfies
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Interesting Sounds from a Vagina
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Creamy…
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Amateur of the Day
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Topless jet Skiing
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Blonde Camsterbation
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Hot Body of the Day
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Fat Chick Kills the Zip Line
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Porn GIFs of the Day
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Naked Chicks Covered in Paint
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support a Friend of the Site on Her 50 Mile Bike Ride to Fight Cancer
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2014

08

Jul

ESPN Body Issue of the Day

Every year ESPN celebrates athletes by getting them naked….It is their answer to Sport Illustrated Swimsuit…only with more strategic nudity…I prefer naked athletes in a sports magazine, than vapid cunt models who have no reason to be in a sports magazine….

I don’t watch sports, but I will look at athletes naked, and they do impress me, even if it isn’t my typical description of vision of beauty or erotic…They are muscular, ripped, often times a little scary…but they work hard to make their bodies machines..

I know that dudes hate on these girls and call them manly, because they are big, bulky and intimidating….but I like to think there’s nothing wrong with that…and more importantly, someone out there is jerking off to it, even if it’s not me.

The surfer, is the hottest one. The rest of the pics kind of boring and are seriously lacking labia…

The People included in this issue are:

AJ Evans, Angel McCoughtry, Amy Purdy, Coco Ho, Danyelle Wolf, Hillary Knight, Jamie Anderson, LynZ Pastrana, Megan Rapinoe, Venus Williams

VIA ESPN

Posted in:ESPN

2014

08

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Bra Top of the Day

I don’t know why I got into calling Nicole Scherzinger a Tranny…but it’s one of those things that happened years ago and has been engrained into my brain, that anytime I think about the Pussycat Dolls, which is never, or when pics of her come to me, which is once in a while, if she’s got some shit to promote, I automatically thing testicles….like shit was just one big stripper cast show, headed by a drag queen…but the reality is…at least based on these pics, that she’s got a hot body, and tits, that make her good enough for me…balls or not…I’m down.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2014

08

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence Side Tit of the Day

It is safe to say that this is the best picture that has ever starred Jennifer Lawrence. She really showcases pretty much all her dumpy body has going for her…

I mean at least according to me, according to the industry, her agent, her fans and family and even directors she’s worked with, they’d say she has a lot going for her, with yearly oscar wins and a quirky public image…

But what they seem to forget is that it’s all about the tits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2014

08

Jul

Hayden Panettiere See Through of the Day

I remember when there was a blind item years ago about Hayden Panettiere being a child prostitute…it never really went anywhere, but made me laugh, they suggested that her mom pimped her out to Hollywood execs, and I kind of believe that is very possible, especially after she got knocked up by a dude with what I can only imagine, not that I ever imagine what size dicks dudes have, a 12 inch penis, set against her 4 foot 9 frame, is some kind of dirtiness…not to mention, now, while pregnant, she’s out in see through shirts and bikinis and drawing attention to her implants…it’s all signs of what I like to think is a sex addict, because if she wasn’t into sex, how did she get pregnant in the first place…think about that one….while I go stare at girls tanning in the park…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2014

08

Jul

Amy Hood for Jonathan Leder of the Day

Friends of the site, Jonathan Leder and his model muse AMY LEDER , the brains behind a modern skin mag called FETISHISM MANIFESTO , that explores sexuality with what I call fashion or art nudity…just released this awesome set of pictures for Purple Magazine…and I may or may not be in love.

What they are doing is bringing back eroticism in nude content. They are doing what Playboy and Penthouse did so well years ago, before being misguided into going harder and hard and harder…until the only think left in porn is necorphilia but that probably already exists…since society so fucking porno-ed up and distorted thanks to the internet…

As someone who has been exposed to porn on all levels, from being on set to dealing with porn girls….there’s something magical about just seeing a beautiful model…naked in her element…not getting throat fucked…

I am into this team’s work…and I’m into bush in a huge way…and I into erotica and more importantly I am into staring at Amy Hood naked…even in black and white…which I am not so into but I still think it’s a win/win…

Posted in:Amy Hood

2014

08

Jul

Some A&E Show Star was a Suicide Girl, Oh Shit! of the Day

Her name is Kendall-Leigh Neuner. She is from a TV Show Barter Kings that I am sure is a piece of shit TV show, up on some Pawn Stars hustle, only on A&E, because bartering is Arts and Entertainment, like Honey Boo Boo is the fucking Learning Channel…as every single network has lost their initial vision as they compete with the internet for views…and middle of the road America is retarded and this kind of broke ass, ghetto, garbage shit speaks to their retard core.

That said, this girl on the show was a suicide girl , a site that I don’t hate, I actually know a ton of their top girls….They have done good marketing…they’ve been in the game a long time…but more importantly, they have built a business model where they get cute girls with tattoos, who would never be models, naked and posing like they are pinup girls, often times for free, which is genius in so many way….

Anyway, here are Kendall-Leigh Neuner – from TV Show Barter Kings’ suicide girl pics…that should probably get her fired, but in this era, I assume it’s just a good marketing ploy because before today…she didn’t exist, and either did their show…

So I guess being a Suicide girl pays off after-all.

To see all the pics, cuz dude in the forum went nuts CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kendall-Leigh Neuner

2014

08

Jul

Kelly Brook Panty Flash on her Bike of the Day

Kelly Brook figured out that the paparazzi like to take pics of her fat ass on a bike seat, they are just sucked in, like the bike seat is sucked in, to her ass…probably because she pays them, and this is her marketing campaign, you know bringing her British Paparazzi loving heritage to America, along with her huge tits, because I guess despite all the money she’s made being a titty Model, she still wants to be famous…like she was Sofia Vergara….and you know that she goes to Auditions everyday, hoping that one will land her a sitcom…I mean why else would she leave UK fame, to be Hollywood trash in on straight to DVD movie…you see because in the UK, big titty Glamour models are important…while in America..they are one step above stripper…two steps below high class escort…

Either way, I like the subtle panty flash, it’s a nice touch.


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CLICK HERE

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