2014
16
Jun
A fight went down between Luci Ford and a Watermelon…and it looks like Luci Ford won…but not just at watermelon fights, but at life…or maybe we won, because we get to experience whatever is happening in this behind the scenes of a photoshoot video…
She’s a new face…who is destroying INSTAGRAM one picture at a time, and this watermelon shit, is just next level..and amazing..and if she was a black man…very racist…but she’s not, so it’s perfect.
Posted in:Luci Ford
2014
16
Jun
Madonna Titties are Titties that I’ll still look cuz I like Titties…when they are in a magazine, but still titties I would rather not see because they are fossilized from years of semen being splattered on them in areas she hasn’t been able to properly clean…
What I am getting at is that she’s in her 60s, and this kind of battle with aging gracefully, pretending you’re still 20, maybe because you feel 20, even though you haven’t been 20 since the 70s, is wrong..
It’s like old people do yoga, they can bend, but do I really need to see one in fishnets with her leg wrapped around her neck like life is a fetish site…
I mean I guess this is some artistic rendition for fashion…obscure or whatever…but I can’t sign on or endorse this, but I can look at it like a train crash, because that’s what it is…a misguided train crash….
Posted in:Madonna
2014
16
Jun
Miley Cyrus is pretty funny on instagram. Most of the time I feel like she’s mocking us. I mean counting her money as she acts all silly. Like she tells her friends “watch this, I’ll post a pic of me spitting up food and I’ll get 1.5 million likes, this minions are fucking retards”…or maybe she’s the retard…who acts like a retard and everyone points and laughs…which brings on a philosophical issue, is Miley the retard or are we the retards for making miley…since miley gets rich as fuck doing this…and we just get awkward boners until we hear her abrasive as fuck voice…
I’m gonna go with we’re the retards.
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
16
Jun
Julianne Hough put on a flesh colored body suit, imitated Miley, and in the process flashed what looks like serious pussy definition, something that I consider to be pornographic, because it is one of my favorite things to look at when I see girls in bikinis or panties…or leggings…
I guess it is the female bulge that excites me more than a set of tits, cleavage or a hot ass…whatever….I can gauge the meatiness of the vagina and thus decide how badly I want to bury my face in the motherfucker…
So this costume is fantasic for me, even if better without the flesh colored bullshit, because most of the time when I look at pussy definition, I prefer if it was pussy lip…
Sure I have no idea who Julianne Hough is, but she’s performing at a Florida casino so she must be really top level famous…
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Posted in:Julianne Hough
2014
16
Jun
Here are some pictures by Santiago & Mauricio , the Swedish model who I guess has worked with Victoria’s Secret, she’s only 21, she’s over 6 foot tall, and thus scary as fuck but perfect for runway shows, and I guess if that didn’t work out for her, she could have always worked at the Country’s iconic store, taking cheap, practical designed things off high shelves for the motherfuckers who aren’t over 6 foot tall…
SHe’s naked for fashion, which is the only way I like fashion…and I guess she’s putting herself out there more and more to get more and more money and that work ethic is nice to see, it’s the reason I got to most strip clubs…
These shoot is pretty good, but I can never hate on nipples….so don’t take my word for it…I’m bias.
Posted in:Frida Gustavsson
2014
16
Jun
Her name is Amanda Booth, I looked her up quickly and think she may be a Playboy playmate from February, which would make sense because in January she probably wasn’t this fucking pregnant….unless of course that’s a different Amanda Booth, in which case who gives fuck…she’s a pregnant babe in a bikini and it’s hot…
It is a campaign for Wildfox, because I guess they decided to move away from young hot babes in bikinis, to young hot babes pregnant in bikinis…up on some cutting edge shit…
And the whole this is a little erotic, but I’m more interested in the pug.
Many of you don’t know, my real passion is my pug, and I support and feel like friends with anyone who owns a pug, even if they are already pregnant with another man’s baby, I like to assume they are my soul mates…because other man’s baby is the basis of being a stepfather…duh.
Either way, good times. I like.
Posted in:Amanda Booth
2014
16
Jun
Adriana Lima was in a bikini.
For those of you who don’t know…Adriana Lima has been a model for the last decade…prior to being a mom…in her 30s…
In those years of her modelling, she was in a bikini….
Meaning…her on the beac in a bikini is not hot or amazing, sure I’ll link you do them, but you’re better off googling her at her prime to really take in what she is…and what she was…
Seeing her in a bikini now, while at home in brazil for the Worldcup, seems kind of like a waste of fucking time…
But I gotta bring the bikinis to the people…it’s my shitty duty…
SOME PICS VIA SPLASH NEWS /a>
Posted in:Adriana Lima
2014
16
Jun
Kim Kadashian decided to wear a sheer shirt to some Kanye performance because she’s a hooker, who likes attention, because that’s the basis of her and her family’s existence, and like most girls likes to showcase her tits to distract from her recently official battered GUNT thanks to baby making…and/or taking huge black cock…for what must be decades…
Despite hating everything about this girl, everything about her family, I would still suck the milk out of this vile and horrible thing, but that isn’t saying much, I hate myself, I am already slowly killing myself, and I figure whatever is in those tits is some fiery toxic slop from hell that will probably finish the job…
She’s sloppy, she’s in white pants, which you’d think was dangerous with having an infected vagina and all, but she’s still out there hustling like she’s not already done… Like in these Bikini pics
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Posted in:Kim Kadashian
2014
16
Jun
Nina Dobrev looks like she’s been eating too much maple syrup…or bacon…or like she’s carrying her Canadian winter weight…while wearing a bikini and I like to think this is a personal attack on our country..because she is one of our own…a Canadian who has gone to America to misrepresent us as a dumpy nation…filled with sloppy pigs…who when dressed in bikinis…at least one person will jerk off to because they love the stupid show that she’s on…and are creepy chubby chasers…
Posted in:Nina Dobrev
2014
16
Jun
Apparently this is Katy Perry flashing the world her ass on the side of the road for the paparazzi…because she had some “tire issues”…and I am not talking about her belly because when your a slob dumpy bitch…like a slob plumber…you don’t realize your ass is hanging out of your pants…
I don’t know if this is big news, I don’t know if this is exciting, because I don’t give a fuck, but I’ll post it anyway…cuz I am pathetic….and so is her ass..
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Posted in:Katy Perry
