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2014

14

Jun

Gisele Bundchen for Elle Canada of the Day

Gisele Bundchen showed her side profile in Elle Canada, a side profile that is either a mom of two’s ass in tights photoshopped, or a Tranny from Brazil fired from Victoria’s Secret for having a penis but hired as Tom Brady’s beard, since the gym locker room always made him love the cock’s ass tights…and whatever it is, you like it, because it is Gisele and you’d be crazy no to like it, even if it came equipped with the D.

Now sure, her booty isn’t what you’d want to see if this was an instagram profile shot of a 20 year old who grew up on hormones in her food….but it’s a booty in mesh none the less and for that…we celebrate by staring.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2014

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I like girls who are willing to strip down to pose in my panties…not that I have panties, I don’t wear panties, I’m not a cross dresser or anything, and I don’t even have a a panty fetish, I mean sure I’ll cum on a girl’s panties if I have to, or sniff them when I find them in a laundromat…I’m getting no where with this…

I guess what I’m saying is that real girls are a better way to spend my your miserable days than watching TV or surfing the internet, lookin’ for the next big Viral video…it’s like real life interaction, is far easier to get off to than internet porn…While I sit right here and stare at girls I’ve never met in my panties..because I like sitting.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Luci Ford has a Hell of an Instagram
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Girls Need to Get Knocked Up by Rich Dudes
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Mirror Selfies!
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Little Diddy With Jack and Diane
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Claudia Romani is My Useless Friend in a Bikini
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Sarah is the Slut of the Day
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Khloe Kardashian Ass Flash
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Alessandra is a Milf
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Ashley Greene Legs
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Nicole Kidman’s Big Tits
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Kat Graham is Dressed Crazy
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News Story of the Day
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Casey Cohen Didn’t Have Sex with Jay Z
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Yellow Panty Upskirt on a Nobody of the Day
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Scariest Kathy Griffen Face
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The WAGs of the Worldcup
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Daisy Lowe Does Underwear on Instagram
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I find Business Casual Angelina Hard to Take Seriously
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Creepy Chair Faces
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Hot Girls Bending
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Nowness Magazine’s Hot – Slutty Creme Caramel Video
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Kaley Cuoco Hates her Own Voice…and So Do We..
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Lauren Conrad Lives and is Boring
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Man Concerned for his Life After Eating 53 Pizza Rolls
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Bouncy Titty GIFs
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Sara Sampaio for Some Shitty Catalog Bullshit
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Chris Christie Shows Off His FUPA Dance
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Lady Gaga Nipple…
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Some New Pics of Barbara Palvin in Marie Claire Italy of the Day
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Bumper Sticker of the Day
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Selena Gomez Hot in Public
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Hot German Filipina of the Day
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The Truth About Hookups
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Candice Swanepoel is Very Hot
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Tight Dresses on Girls
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Dad’s Putting Their Crotch on things Weirdness
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Lana Del Rey Wishes She Was Dead
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Margot Robbie Ass in Tights
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How To Get Free Parking Life Hack…
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Cindy Crawford Nipples in W Magazine
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Keira Knightley Gives Herself a 50k a Year Salary
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Vivica Fox in Lingerie
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Keira Knightley Lives
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Some Actress Named Helen Rogers Showing Her Tits in Some Movie
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Movie Trialer Voice Prank
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J.Lo is Dating Some Kind of Dancer Because Homos Love that Bitch
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Lara Bingle Big Tits in a Bikini
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Hot World Cup Pussy
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Mila KUni Doesn’t Want to Raise an Asshole
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Lindsay Lohan Tit Pic of the Day
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The Gam 4 Loss Meltdown
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Squirty
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Entertaining Masturbation Tools
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Public Naked Yoga…
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Body Painted Girl Gets Ready for World Cup
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Amateur of the Day
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Fat Cam Girl
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Bush of the Day
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Fat Asses Looking in the Fridge
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This is Why Webcams Shouldn’t Exist
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Dude Catches Sister Masturbating
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Mom On Cam….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Jun

stepGIRL in a Kiddie Pool wearing Masks for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

We were sent a few masks from MASKMANIAC, because the wrestling mask is kind of my thing, because I don’t need you assholes judging my mangled face, it takes away from me making fun of models and actresses…

So we decided to partner our good friends over at THEHEADHUNTR with our new #stepGIRL recruit JENNIE GUNS HOT and her make up artist babe LEEZA …to come up with something amazing…

So with the help of a kiddie pool, some bubbles and some dolls to wrestle this fucking magic happened….

I don’t think a wrestling mask ever looked so good…except on me…but that’s just because of my doughy physique…

Pics via THEHEADHUNTR
Masks via MASKMANIAC

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRL

2014

13

Jun

Cailin Russo Topless in MonsterChildren of the Day

Cailin Russo is finally topless for some magazine called

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2014

13

Jun

Nowness Magazine’s Fashion Body Hair Erotica of the Day

Nowness is fucking crazy…they are up on some next level fashion / art shit that in this video…blow my fucking mind…

They took mode Kirsty McQuade, stripped her right the fuck down, all hairless and amazing, and edited her her to make grow body hair…mainly a rocking’ bush…

Now you probably don’t read this site, no one does…but one thing you should know about me, is that I love bush. I love the way it looks, feels, tastes, smells…because I am from an era where Bush meant getting laid, since everyone had a fucking a bush, and bald was something you did when you were feeling crazy…meaning I was never brainwashed to think bush was gross, because it’s not gross, it’s just fucking hair, and like hair on your head, is more interesting to look at than just skin…that’s why Bald people take medication to no longer be bald…

I think Laser is a crime on our genitals, it’s an industry created to make money off something that shouldn’t make money, I love that fashion and hipster girls are embracing the bush, and younger girls are growing bush, and this video…makes me smile…

VISIT Nowness for more crazy….

Posted in:Nowness

2014

13

Jun

Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Violet Grey of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is some prime quality model pussy, and I am sure she knows it, but for some reason I find that there is a certain level of class around her, maybe because we share a queen, or maybe because she’s got a British accent and that’s fancy, combined with her always being in nice expensive clothes and looking like she smells real nice, even if she’s got some diva snobby cunt attitude…

Because she could be a vapid cunt in LA, trying to get her next movie gig to prove that acting is a scam and a joke, but instead she’s still modelling, looking amazing, still showing her tits, and really owning it like she was Kate Moss of her generation…

There’s just something about her and I’m not just saying that cuz I’m a bald man and she fucks bald men if they are rich and famous…I am saying it because she could so easily be a trash can, yet remains a lovely creature I want to have sit/shit on my face…because I’ll never let her off of it once she’s on it…and I’m not into shit…and don’t really believe Rosie is capable of shit, because real girls don’t shit…and she’s a real girl…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2014

13

Jun

Kelly Gale is Boring yet Amazing for H&M Swim of the Day

Kelly Gale is some 19 year old model from Sweden…because apparently along with Volvo, blonde haired children of the corn looking motherfuckers, contemporary modern design, and meatballs, Sweden makes models.

I’ve never heard of her, but she’s booking H&M swim, which means she’s one catalog shoot away from being a Victoria’s Secret model, and I guess that’s exciting for her, but a fail for all of us, since the second a bitch starts making money, the second she becomes less desperate and thus not willing to sleep in my bed in exchange for promoting her…she’s all on some other “Published model” in her instagram bio kick…but the good news is that the nudity will keep on coming because that’s fashion, and also prostitution, stripping and really life…you get paid to strip the fuck down, it shows how committed you are to the cause…

Now I hate Catalog pics, but whatever, these are fine.

Posted in:Kelly Gale

2014

13

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Selfie of the Day

I can’t figure out why I am drawn into this Vanessa Hudgens selfie, when I know historically, she was one of the early selfie adopters, before it was ever a thing, or a word in a dictionary, but when it was just a matter of “I want a pic of my naked self to send the motherfucker I’m fucking”….you know a simpler time, before hair, make-up and styling went into the selfie, in fact, she didn’t even trim her cunt…

You see, I can just google those pics, they are out there, and I can get my Vanessa Hudgen in a better time fix…

But for some reason, a reason I can’t explain I’m sucked into this selfie of her…probably because she’ being paid by the clothing brand she’s wearing to post it, and I just have a thing for hookers even when they are clothed.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

13

Jun

Frida Gustavsson for C Magazine of the Day

Frida Gustavsson is a Swedish model and unlike most Swedish things, like Ikea, which is really the only Swedish thing I know, she’s not practical designed, hard to build or of cheap quality that falls apart a week after you try to build it..

She’s been TOPLESS HERE and TOPLESS THERE

And she’s not naked here – but good enough to look at to remind you that the girls you fuck are disgusting.

Posted in:Frida Gustavsson

2014

13

Jun

Lady Gaga Wants you to Know She has a Nipple of the Day

Going into the weekend, is always a good time to get philosophical…where we should reflect on the week gone by, and the week that is to come, and the weekend where your suburban ass is going to get fucking wasted that’s in between…

So what better time to ask yourself, if Lady Gaga wears a see through bra in public, does she make a sound? Do people notice…do they care…I know she hopes they do, that’s why she does it…but I feel like they don’t…and that this nipple flash is fleeting…because the nipple belongs to uselessness that has done too much flash in the pan that no one even cares…

Posted in:Lady Gaga