Father Films his Kid Harrassed by an Animal
Idiot FIFA Fan of the Day
Chinese Watermelon of the Day
Posted in:Videos
2014
13
Jun
Father Films his Kid Harrassed by an Animal
Idiot FIFA Fan of the Day
Chinese Watermelon of the Day
Posted in:Videos
2014
13
Jun
It’s Friday the 13th, but you already know that, because you logged into Facebook and every motherfucker is playing calendar for you…what they never knew was that the massacre on Friday the 13th was caused by a bunch of 9 to 5 motherfuckers and their office cooler “it’s friday the 13th” tweets and updates…fuck yourself and die..
That said, good morning, you are beautiful, send nudes, here are some morning links…
16 Kids Going Straight for the Tit
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Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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YEEZUS Preaching to his Minions..
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The WAGs of the Worldcup
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Another Day, Another Low Level Trick in a Bikini
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Juno Temple’s Cameltoe
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Naya Rivera Does Galore
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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J.Lo and Pitbull are Too Old for This Shit
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Big Tits Bouncing in GIF
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Some Blind Items if You’re into Celebrity Gossip
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The Jessica Simpson Ass Flash
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16 Pics Ruined By Dogs Pooping
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
13
Jun
You may be familiar with my friends over at OhMiBod. A few years ago they created a vibrator that plugged into your iPod and vibrated to the beat of the music. I met them early on at the AVN expo in Vegas. Probably 7 years ago.
It turns out that their innovation didn’t end there. They are now working on a remote app that works on your smartphone for their vibrators. The concept is that people can use their phones to control their “partner” or some “random girl they met on instagram who lives in another city’s” orgasm…while you watch on Skype or FaceTime.
I am not sure one person should have that much power…but as a professional sexter, since I hate actual human iteraction, it sounds pretty awesome to me.
They are doing an IndieGOGO campaign that I’ve been supporting, it is to help finance the awesome product…that I truly feel is needed in this futuristic, global economy, fast paced, internet dating, masturbation and porn filled, accessible sex everywhere, it’s hard not to cheat, world that we live in…
This is not to support a company producing product. It is supporting the future of humanity…
Posted in:stepCHARITY
2014
12
Jun
The cell phone is a mysterious little tool that tracks your every move, location, what you search, what you talk about and who you know that everyone actively participates in using because who really gives a fuck…it’s addictive and will be the fall of society…but the nice thing about it is that it makes everyone a model, everyone a photographer, and everyone capable of giving me something to jerk off to..or be traumatized by and too scared to jerk off to…either way – I approve…
Here are some stepLINKS…
This is Some Old Desperate Weirdness at the World Cup…
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Old People Selfies!
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Sin City Second Trailer
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Selena Gomez in a Midriff Lookin’ HOT…seriously…
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January Jones TBT a Modeling Pic
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Slut on the Day
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Dance of the Day
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I Think You Can See Jessica Simpson’s Asshole in this Pic
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Paulina Slagter is in a Bikini
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Emanuelle Chriqui Back
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Oh Shit Alexa Chung and Chris Martin are Both in Tokyo
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Jessica Alba Still Exists
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The First Preview of the Paddington Bear Moive
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Terry Richardson Vs Another Model
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The Hottest Daughters in Sports.
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Jessica SImpson’s Got Juicy Lips
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Bill Murray Crashes Engagement Photo
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I wanna Marry Harry is Cancelled….
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Stingray Attacks a Dude…
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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7 Foot 2 Tall Man Dressed up and Goes Shopping
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Laura Barriales in a Bikini
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The Guy Who Punched Brad Pitt Wearing a Brad Pitt T-Shirt at Community Service
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Nina Dobrev Legs
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Crackhead Begging for Drugs…
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Bee Rescues Bee in a Spiderweb
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Abigail Clancy in a Wet Green Bikini
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Renee Olstead Busty Photoshoot
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Jamie King Tight Dress
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Terry is Still Sticking Dick in Model Faces
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HOnest Lion KIng Trailer
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Pretty Girl Sheela Literally Hanging Out…
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Harrison Ford Got Injured on Set of Star Wars
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Twerk of the Day…
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Conan Reviews Some Super Mario Brothers Bullshit
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Magdalena Frackowiak in Video…
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Nicole Scherzinger…Booty…
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Downhill GoPro Footage
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This is fucking weird…
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46 Pics of Adriana Lima
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Mila Kunis is Fat and Pregnant
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Tatiana Dietman is the FUture…
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Jean Kesem Story is Crazy….
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Aubrey O’Day Does Instagram Ok
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GIFs from the World Cup Opening Game
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Weirdest FamilY Car Decal
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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24 Minute Long Skinny Dip
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Airplane Masturbation…
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Naked Yoga
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Drunk Love!
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Amateur of the Day
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Webcam Masturbation
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Rosie Hungtington’s Naked for Fashion
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Another Amateur of the Day
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Kelly Cunningham’s Hipster Bush
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Weird Lesbians on their Quest for the Nippple
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Panties Don’t Go THere!
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Webcam Strip
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
12
Jun
LUCI FORD is my newest addiction and she’s been on a roll releasing photoshoot upon photoshoot for her blog or social media or whatever the fuck it doesn’t matter because she’s amazing…I mean a fit little heavy body topless on the Kitchen sink, is the kind of cooking I’d want to come home to, unfortunately, my kitchen sick is filled with dirty dishes and water thanks to my wife being too disabled to clean up after her pig self…while if she looked like Luci I’d totally be ok with that…because instead of hating everything about the bitch, I’d be blinded by love…
I mean…this girl’s got serious fucking sex appeal…which I guess is why I keep staring…let’s make her famous…I need more of her…
See more at LUCIFORD.COM
Posted in:Luci Ford
2014
12
Jun
It’s Thursday, and along with my hatred of people wishing me a “Happy THursday”…I also hate seeing people’s archival footage of their shitty fucking lives on social media, with a little #TBT tag…it’s like I hardly give a fuck about you today, just keep posting butt shots, I don’t need to see you being cute on a Disney vacation with your shitty, chocolate smeared face, half retarded brother…
But when Throwbacks involve tighter ass, nipples, ass, supermodels naked in bed just last year for a W Magazine Shoot they probably didn’t want to ever leak since there is nipple and she’s not retouched and looks her age…but still looks better than anything you’ve ever fucked…I totally support..
I am a hypocrite like that…here are the pics.
Posted in:Cindy Crawford
2014
12
Jun
Christina Milian is constantly posting pics of herself in a bikini on her social media, because she’s very busy at pool parties and in her bikini, despite being a mom and very important host on The Voice…
I think when a girl starts posting bikini pic, on bikini pic, on bikini pic of herself, she’s clearly looking for positive male attention or affirmations that she’s ok…
I guess she’s feeling insecure and ugly, or that she’s getting old and losing it along with the elasticity of her vagina thanks to baby making…
Or maybe she thinks she looks great and wants to show the world that she still has it like it was the Dip It Low video, but ultimately, it’s at the point of a lot of bikini…even for someone who loves staring at girls in bikinis…not that I would ever discourage a girl from being in a bikini…but I will call her out for being desperate and luckily I love desperation…especially when coupled with my no standards, because that’s 90 percent of why I get laid…
Posted in:Christina Milian
2014
12
Jun
Our friends over at GALORE MAG just don’t fucking stop, but I will, I mean the last 4-5 posts have been from their magazine and I figure you should just visit their site GALOREMAG.COM to see all the other shit they’ve been up to….because whatever it is, it’s better than what you’re up to, in fact it is borderline genius…
This shoot stars Samantha Hoopes, who is an SI Rookie of the year, even though I think she looks like she’s pushing 40, wearing a white t-shirt, showing off tits, which in case you didn’t know is all the styling any fucking photoshoot needs…seriously…
If this wasn’t a GALORE shoot, and I didn’t dig what they were up to, I’m sure I would have mean things to say, but I actually like how this issue came together, and I don’t like anything…so either I’m going soft, like my impotent dick in my old age, or maybe when the proper collab comes together – I support…
Now if only TV and movies and music managed to do what Galore is doing for fashion magazines…then I wouldn’t hate as much as I do..
Here’s Samantha Hoopes
SEE MORE HERE
Posted in:GALORE|Samantha Hoopes
2014
12
Jun
It looks like our friends over at GALORE MAG convinced Canadian star of some really popular show called pretty little liars, that I think is about teen sex, to get onto their amazing style photos, you know that hipster, nipple for fashion shit I love, and in doing that they got her to show what looks like it may be her jacked up nipple, that is probably not that jacked up, but a little low on the tit, leading me to think it may either be an senior citizen tit, or maybe, it’s just a bad breast implant trying to look real, and really who fucking cares, you get to see Shay Mitchell tit, and even if you have no idea who she is, and even if she’s from Canada and based on personal experience, everyone hates Canadians…it’s still nice to look at…
Posted in:GALORE|Shay Mitchell
2014
12
Jun
I don’t think our friends over at GALORE MAG are going to stop…
They just broke the fucking internet, or at least DrunkenStepfather because they had a big issue release and I am loving every single pic…
See I respect motherfuckers who go big, it’s like “we could spread out our shoots with all these relevant tricks, or we could just pile them all up into one issue that goes fucking viral..
For someone who is as into this shit, as I am into anything, which is not very into it, but I do appreciate hot girls in picture, even if they are horrible, tainted, trashy, try hards…or people who aren’t necessarily good enough for GLEE because Lea Micehele’s transgendered diva behavior doesn’t like hotter girls that her around, she needs to be the queen, even though she’s disgusting looking…while Naya…Naya is just fucking magical..fake tits or not and all..
SEE MORE HERE
Posted in:GALORE|Naya Rivera