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2014

12

Jun

Hailey Clauson in Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG are pretty dialled in and just released their summer issue featuring a ton of babes, including Hailey Clauson, who you may know from being the 16 year old hipster model with big tits who sued a photographer and Urban Outfitters….because she has smart parents who understand how to make money off their sperm/egg/spawn…

I know her as an up and coming model booking LINGERIE SHOOT on LINGERIE SHOOT on Lingerie Shoot and now this amazingness…

I am a fan…at least today…tomorrow I may hate everything about it…that’s the beauty of being inconsistent, forgetful, angry, drunk, unstable, bipolar, etc….

SEE MORE HERE

Posted in:GALORE|Hailey Clauson

2014

12

Jun

Ireland Baldwin for Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG have been producing some pretty amazing stuff the last little while and are totally dialled into the relevant girls you want to see half naked and the amazing photographers who take them…it’s like some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit for the next generation with girls who’s vagina’s you actually want to see…like this Ireland Baldwin, recent lesbian after her boyfriend she pretty much had sex with on instagram and her broke up, because that’s just the kind of stability a lunatic actor’s daughter has…and despite her blocking me on all social media, I like to think we are friends and shared an internet moment and for that…I will stare at her aspiring model tits in bikini…she’s good…even if she’s not the best…she’s good.

SEE MORE HERE

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

12

Jun

Courtney Stodden in a Gingerbread Rap Video of the Day


This was up there with the worst fucking song, video and concept I had ever seen…up until I realized that Courtney Stodden was cast as the stripper, which was totally out of character for her, but as a talent that she is, she had a break out performance and made the whole thing believable..It’s one of those “I can’t believe she didn’t meet her husband in the strip club that led to all this fame and attention that doesn’t make her money…she’s so good at this shit”…only instead of booking Academy winning roles, she’s booking some GINGER on his quest to make comedy rap songs making fun of himself…in what you may find clever but that I hate every second of because all I keep thinking is how it needs to be taken out back and shot….until Courtney comes along…and then I feel nothing but love……

TO SEE HER ATTENTION SEEKING IN PUBLIC BIG TITS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Jun

Miranda Kerr Titties for The Edit of the Day

If you’ve been wondering what Miranda Kerr has been up to since being fired from Victoria’s Secret for not being the wholesome mom they wanted her to represent, because she was busy being a horrible person banging someone who looked like he still breast fed and needed his mom…a little Bieber 2 years ago…

Well she’s been fucking billionaires as models do, she’s booked some campaigns and is still making money, not that she needs it since she fucks billionaires…and she’s also showing her new fake tits in some random magazine…but without the nipples…because the scars are probably healing…

I don’t know why I’m posting this alien…but I am.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2014

12

Jun

Elizabeth Gillies Does Instagram of the Day

Her name is Elizabeth Gillies. She was on or is on some Disney type so called Victorialicious, which to me sounds like a porn movie, and I guess to the right audience probably is a porn movie, because anything can be pornographic or worth jerking off to if you’re into it enough…whether it is inanimate objects or baked goods or slutty older girls playing younger girls…or products of stage moms living out their fantasies…it’s all fucking fair game to the right pervert…

That said, this Elizabeth Gillies girl posts slutty pics on her instagram, because that’s how you keep your young audience engaged…or maybe, she hates being a Disney type star and wants to break free Vanessa Hudgens style…but with more tit…

Who knows, or cares, all i know is tits…on instagram and I approve…

Posted in:Elizabeth Gillies

2014

12

Jun

The Kate Upton Pussy Flash is Real of the Day

So it turns out that SI Swim, the blog run by the people at Sports Illustrated, did in fact post the unedited picture of Kate Upton’s pussy….and that my speculating that due to her barrel-like body, she’s have a fatter vagina, and that the vagina in picture was just a cut and paste job from a creepy nerd who makes his favorite celebs and models naked…because they have no friends…but if that was the case, why would it be on SI Swim…

Meaning, their lawyers will be out to get me and everyone else to take down the pic as soon as they catch on…even though they are the idiots who posted the pic accidental..even though I don’t think anything is ever accidental…it’s just some amazing underpaid working saying Fuck the World…in the best way possible..through over rated girls’ clit hood..

It’s just a vagina, no big deal, but I still prefer knowing what ever girl’s vagina looks like rather than being left in the dark, even if said girl is a monster like Kate Upton…

Either way, I repeat, the vag shot is real….Thanks to one of our friends for pointing it out…

SI SWIM DAILY

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

12

Jun

Mila Kunis Talks About Her Mangled Vagina in Marie Claire of the Day

THis is what MILA KUNIS had to say about her giving birth…


“Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”

And I just threw up. Mila Kunis talking about her ripped part pussy..is way too fucking graphic for my weak, sensitive soul to handle.

I don’t care what they teach you in Biology classes. Pregnancy, and passing a child through your fucking pussy is totally unnatural and something I would likely want to pretend doesn’t happen every time I have sex with a mom, but I can’t cuz her pussy is so big…

The only way you’re into a sewed up pussy after birthing, or seeing a shredded pussy right after birthing, is if you’re a fucking weirdo psychopath…

Either way, this is the worst quote ever…sometimes honesty should be ignored for promises of a C-Section…so we can focus on her hormonal milk filled tits..right?

Here are the pics from the magazine that aren’t overly pregnant…

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2014

12

Jun

Naked Bonfire Jump and Other Videos of the Day

It’s Naked Bike Run Season

Cooking Show of the Day

Reversing Truck of the Day

Gas Pump Hero of the Day

A Little Camel Racing…

Pig On His Way to the Slaughter House Escapes Truck…for the Vegans

Shitty Pool Fail

Doctors Remove Phone from a Dude’s Mouth

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The key to the best nude pics from girls is to only interact with sluts.

Here are some morning links…I just woke up.

Crystal Methany is Amazing
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Some in Bed Selfies
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Asos Tit Grate
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Cara Santana Ass in Leggings
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Brittny Gastineau Got Beat Up
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SEE SOME OF THE BEST GIRLS NAKED
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20 Kate Upton Facts
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Some Chick Named L Shima Naked!
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Redheads for Days…
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Leo Told Bieber to Stay the Hell Away
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Too Much Slip – No Slide
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Britney Lip Syncs According to Her Manager
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I dated a girl for three years, had a ton of horrible sex with her…but I never saw her actual vagina…I am not sure why, but I think her belly kept a protective layer over it, like a winter jacket hiding it from the the elements, like you have to lift it out of the way to get to the goods, and by the time you do that, you’ve already thrown up three times covering up whatever the hell the cold dampness you are fucking is coming from…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Some Crazy Booty
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This Ad Forgot to Photoshop the Other Boob…
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Anna Kendrick Hasn’t Been Hit in 5 Years….
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Coco Doing the Splits!
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Ashley Greene Has Great Shorts!
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FIFA World Cup Survival Guide
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Arianny Celeste Cleavage…
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Slut Of the Day
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Jessica Biel Hot
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Fernanda Uesler in a Bikini….
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Mila and Ashton Billionaires in Love
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Lea Michele Dating a Prostitute
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Bobby Ramos is the NBA Reporter The Internet Always Dreamed Of
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Still Dumb and Dumber Trailer
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Sexy Contortion Videos: Your New Fetish
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Dave Chappelle Talks to Letterman about Being a Quitter!
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Holy Shit I Love Legs
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Thunderstruck in Real Life…
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Keke Palmer Big Cleavage!
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Can Mike Myers Make a Comeback?
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UK Bottom Feeding Trash in Bikinis
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Kanye West and Jay-Z Beef…
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Naya Rivera Has a Great Booty
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Kelly Cunningham Nude Polaroids are Amazing
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Honest Lion King Trailer
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Building a Bikini Bridge
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Ashley Greene Long LEgs…
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Dirty Fucking Girls
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Fitness Motivation: 14 Photos of Sexy Women Flipping Tires
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Ben Afflect Got Kicked Out of Another Casino…
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Jessica Biel Lookin’ Hot…
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Magdalena Frackowiak
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Americans Taste Exotic Asian…
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Beyonce’s Hard Nipple
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Too Much Slip Not Enough Slide…
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Jessica Simpson’s Toned Legs…
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20 Scary Surgical Tools
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Cher Lloyd Performing in Tight Pants…
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20 Kate Upton Facts…
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Hugh Jackman Shaved His Head – OMG
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Some J.Lo of the DAy
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Lacey Chabert’s Rack…
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Danica McKellar Hot Fit Body
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Olivia Munn in Love
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce at a Yoga Retreat…
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RIP Casey Kasem….
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Honest Yard Sale Sign…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Skid Row’s Phil Varone is a Swinger and Here’s his new Movie!
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Weed Infused Lube is Crazy
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Fatty Masturbates
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Amateur of the Day
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Glamour Model Sluts
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Donna Bell Big Round Tits
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Girls Fills her Vag with Bottles
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The Key to Her Anus
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German AMateur of the Day
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Pantyless Wet T-Shirt Competition
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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Plaid Skirt Masturbating
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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Posted in:stepLINKS