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2014

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sending your lesbian friends pictures of your penis saying “wish you were here”…always makes me laugh….until they confuse your penis for a vagina…then it makes me sad…

Here are some links….

Babes Do the Selfie
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Protective Dad
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A Walk Among Tombstones
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Sandra Bullock is Banging Chris Evans
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James McAvoy Doing Patrick Stewart Impressions
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Courtney Stoddne and Her Mom Share Baby Pics
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Jessica Sutton Covered Bikini
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COUGAR PUSSY
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LEGO BANKSY ART IS KINDA GOOD
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Cop Pulled Over 50 Cent to Say How Bad First Pitch Was
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Tranny of the Day
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Creepiest GIft for a Girlfriend
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Korean Baby Dance is So Weird
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My new romance strategy over text message is not telling a girl you masturbate to them. It’s not telling them you will pay them for sex because everyone has a price. It is not asking them if you can be their tampon or panties. It’s sending them pics of your dick in another girl and saying “Oh Sorry….autocorrect”….

No one can get mad at the autocorrect…even when it makes no sense…

Here are stepLINKS

BURN YOUR BRA
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Lance Stephenson’s Ear Blowing is a Meme…
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QUentin Tarantino is Fucking UMA
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Spelling Bee Judge Begins Quoting Kelis..
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Malena Costa Bikini
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Lohan Hard Nipple
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Slutty Girl Feels Violated After Being Slutty
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Luci Ford is Fucking Amazing
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Emily Blunt – Big Cleavage – Who Cares
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The 14 Greatest ‘Caught in the Act’ GIFs Ever
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Today in Royal PUSSY
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Bunny Yeager – Memorial Pin Up Pictures
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Hamster Asses, Doorknob Licking, And Other Strange Japanese Obsessions
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GOOP Thinks Internet Comments that are Mean are Just Like War
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Some Girl Topless on the BEach
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Babes in Some Lad Mag
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Amanda Bynes is Amazin
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Alexis Knapp in a Bra
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12 GIFS of People Sucked in TVS
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Krysten Ritter Leaves the Vet
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Some Random Busty Bikini Model
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Lacey Chabert Cleavage
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Catlin Stasey Tits
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Kate Beckinsales’ Legs at a PArty
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Amazing For Sale Sign
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Little Kid Cosplay…
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Rita Ora Legs
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Redheads – So Many Redheads
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Pregnant J Woww is Disgusting
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The Best Midget on Game Of Throne GIFS
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Interesting Gym Coach
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Wingsuit Base Jumping Dog
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Tailor James in FHM
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Angelyne’s Panty Flash is Amazing
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Guess the Celebrity Thigh Gap
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Miranda Kerr Shitty in LUcky
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The BEst Discontinued Sodas
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Genius Test
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Bieber Banged Lima
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Nina Dobrev Cleavage
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Cunt Kit with Big Tits Video
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Girls in Bed
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Throwback Rihanna With No Panties On
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Ashley Wagner Bikini
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Amazing Photo Op
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Creepy Korean Baby Dance
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Cliffhanger Reboot is Happening…
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Tranny You Want to Fuck of the DAy
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This Will Confuse the Fuck Out of You
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Sorority Initiation
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COUGAR PUSSY
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Amateur Taking Nude Selfies
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Libyan Shower
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Busty Chick of the DAy
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Piss in The Bath
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Learn How TO Ride Before You Race
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Car Sex Party
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

29

May

Kellie Pickler Bikini Pics of the Day

I remember Kellie Pickler when he played up being a half retarded inbred hick with no tits, who was hot enough for her grandaddy to “raise” the way backwoods girls are meant to be raised…

She was from American Idol…I assume she’s gone onto wonderful high paying things, where she just continued to talk the same talk as her hick fan base, which happens to be the majority of the American population…I assume she was more the figurehead, puppet the label milked and prodded, but paid her more than the 5,000 dollars a year her possum eating grandpappy ever made…

I think her greatest work was her breast implants, and I guess unlike her music, they are worth paying attention to when in a bikini on Vacation..

I can believe I just reached into part of my mind to cover anything that has to do with Kellie Pickler..all because she’s in a bikini top…but I did…and that’s pretty impressive blogging, despite blogging never being impressive, embarrassing yes…impressive…never.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kellie Pickler

2014

29

May

Barbara Fialho Naked in GQ of the Day

She’s Brazilian…..She’s Naked in GQ….Because GQ is a porno magazine, they don’t want you to know it so advertisers just don’t realize it because their nudity is less about spread eagle vagina shots, but more “artistic”…implied…celebrating the woman form…even though at least one person is going to masturabte to these and that person is probably you…I mean you’re probably masturbating to it right now…and I am talking you through it…making these otherwise hetero pics of a hot Vicotira’s Secret model…pretty homo.

Either way, Barbara Fialho…she’s good…but I prefer nipples with my nudity.….

Posted in:Barbara Fialho

2014

29

May

Vanessa Hudgens’ Sweat Stains of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is a dirty little girl…

I’m not just saying that because of her skin color that’s an ashy kind of obscure ethnic that looks like she’s rolled around in the mud a little…but not too much…

I’m not just saying that because I saw her pudgy little body all hairy and naked at 17…or because I saw her pudgy little body in a bikini having some threesome in attempts to rebrand herself in Spring Breakers…I’m not even saying it because she used to fuck Zac Effron up the ass with a strap on when they were forced to date for marketing…

I’m saying it because she posted a picture of her sweat stains, which is far less offensive than her posing a picture of her shit smeared toilet…or her period stained Lena Dunham panties…but still just dirty enough for me to want to sniff and/or lick whatever this post fitness, sweaty vagina with matted pubic hair she can’t maintain because it’s a hormonal thing…up…

Either way, this is weird and erotic.

The older I get, the more I like my girls filthy…literally.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

29

May

Katy Perry is the Old Fat Miley of the Day

You know a discussion went on that involved “Miley is hot right now, let’s speak to that trend and shape this show to be on the same level of production value in order to really leave our mark on the youth…they have expectations”….and some ration motherfucker on the team said “but don’t you think Katy is too old and fat to pull off what some 20 year old Disney kid is up to, won’t it look like she’s reaching hard”….only for the powers to be to conclude that she’s got at least one more tour in her that she can pull it off, and even if it flops, at least they know they will sell out the show…

I mean I am all for girls pushing 30 who scammed the LA Scene into thinking she had enough talent to turn her into this massive success, even if she’s not hot, not talented and her music suck. I mean I appreciate a good scam when I see one…

I am also all for mom’s or women mom-aged dressing like they are 18, trying to compete with the youth, but that’s just because I like seeing some squeezing into tight clothing…that should never happen, but that takes a girl who sold her soul, with no shame to really pull off…

I mean Katy Perry is making over 1 million dollars a night..and really she’d be doing it for free…this is her dream coming true and it’s worth participating in….

I just find it a little thirsty….

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry

2014

29

May

January Jones in a Weird See Through Dress of the Day

January Jones wore see through dress on Memorial day, showing off her mom panties to the world, not that the world is watching, or even know who January Jones is, but those of us who do, know that she is a mom…

But not a normal mom or the kind of girl who things that just because she is a mom, means she wears mom panties, and if anything, she had her baby out of wedlock to raise on her egotistical “I don’t need a man”…got knocked up in a one night stand like an asexual, lesbian, “independent women”…which from my perspective is slutty behavior and poor family planning, the kind that leads to future spoiled brat coke dealing heroin using criminals…

You see because even when one-night stand pregnancy is strategic…it’s naughty behavior….leading me to think she’s more of a skimpier underwear wearer…you know the kind you get at the sex shop when buying your vibrator, with no crotch so when it is easier access when you let some stranger cum inside you never to be seen again…

In conclusion, this is her bikini.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:January Jones

2014

29

May

Izabel Goulart Fitness Tip of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness erotica is Izabel Goulart…here she is teaching a move that girls can copy at home to try to get her ass and stomach and that guys can masturabte to instead of trying to masturbate to it at the gym where they will get in trouble and more importantly be masturbating to girls who don’t look like Iza Goulart, but who look more like the walmart cashier trying to get into her summer at the trailer park vacation bikini body…because girls like Izabel Goulart produce videos for you to join in on the fun, but don’t work out in public places for you to actually get in on the fun…and I’m just glad she’s doing it.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

29

May

Marcie Kieskiewicz in a Hot Fashion Video for Nowness of the Day

The people at NOWNESS produced this interesting artsy fartsy video of some model getting syrup poured onto her naked body…which sold me on whatever they were doing..

Normally, I would have taken a shit on these kinds of things because they remind me of bullshit student films that attempt to be high concept but that miss the fucking mark…you know shot beautifully with irony or whatever…but the fact is when you present a script, a concept and pretend it’s for fashion or art, the quality girl getting naked in it – goes up substantially…It’s just a mind fuck…

So I don’t really find “fashion films” to be good, I like what they do to women, and I am not about to jerk off to this, but it’s nice to look at…but then again I don’t watch porn, or jerk off to porn, but I know I hate it. Not in a “I think it’s the fall of society kind of way”…but in a it bores the fuck out of me, the girls don’t impress me, the quality of the production is shady at best, and the fact is that it’s free on the internet so what the fuck do you expect..

I’m less a guy who jerks off to video and more the kind of guy who masturbates to memories of a better time…

Posted in:Marcie Kieskiewicz

2014

29

May

Emily Osment Does Big Cleavage of the Day

I like to think that Emily Osment is actually Haley Joel Osment with a set of fake tits and some female hormone therapy, either before or after the chop…

Not because I am into transgendered girls who still have their penis because I am all about tits and figure if they have a girly enough face it’s not gay when I take them from behind…in a lot of ways a man trying to be a girl is more feminine than an actual girl since she’s got something to prove, especially when that man trying to be a girl is an Oscar nominated actor…

The fact is that I generally don’t really find tranny’s all that hot…I just like to think that the Haley Joel Osment storyline was a little more twisted, with a lot more depth than just him fading into obscurity, and introducing his sister to his agents to get work, while he sits around and smokes weed all day remembering the good old days of stardom…

Either way, whether she is Haley Joel or not…she’s got some tits she likes showing off. Some may say overcompensating for having a penis, I say…keep up the good work.

Posted in:Emily Osment