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2014

13

May

Kate Bock for GQ of the Day

Kate Bock is some Canadian model from Vancouver, who made it big being in Sports Illustrated, like so many other girls who have been in Sports Illustrated, and I guess hasn’t really made it big at all, but probably thought she did when she booked Sports Illustrated, because it is what girls dream of…it’s some bullshit stamp of approval that isn’t even a stamp of approval anymore, but was in the 80s, when the media was set up differently…

My assumption is that she slept with one of the SI photographers, and he snuck her in, because there’s no real reason she got in an other babes didn’t…she’s barely worked…

Maybe I’m just mad, I didn’t find her on her quest to get in SI, before getting what she wanted, because eager Canadian bitches are the easiest to convince to sit on your face at the igloo festival when drunk on maple syrup.

Here she is in GQ.

Posted in:Kate Bock

2014

13

May

Emily DiDonato in Bathing Suits for H&M of the DAy

Emily DiDonato is a Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model, something that is far less prestigious than it probably once was, as every girl I seem to see modelling, both clothed and nude, has been in shoots for either or both….

But that doesn’t mean she’s not hot, when getting paid by H&M…to do pretty much the same fucking thing…

She’s not hot because Emily DiDonato has had Jake Gyllenhaal inside her…or more likely, she’s been inside Jake Gyllenhaal, because he’s a total fucking poofter…I know..we’ve had a fight before…

So here’s another half naked campaign…that may not be interesting, but that made her 10-30 thousand dollars for a day of work…

All this to say, I prefer WHEN I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2014

13

May

Rita Stripping On Stage for Calvin Klein of the Day

Rita Ora is the busty UK popstar who was brought to America to replace Rihanna, you know the stand-in Rihanna for the label once Rihanna either dies, kills herself or needs to disappear back to the islands when the powers that be decide her work is done…

But like at shadows, or whatever they are called, you know the back-up replacement, waiting for the star to die off, Rita Ora is getting feisty and eager to have some success on her own…

And I guess, her music, that I don’t think I’ve ever heard isn’t’ doing it for her, so now she’s turned to publicity stunts paid for by Calvin Klein, because this is a publicity stunt paid for by Calvin Klein, making her a hooker, in a different capacity…but still a hooker and I guess get paid when you can..and when it involves stripping…that’s good, honest work to me….

It’s safe to say when brands are paying girls to strip…the world is headed in the right direction..

Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

13

May

Hannah Saul in Bikinis of the Day

Here are some pictures that a photographer named Andrew shot…of a model named Hannah Saul, who I just followed on the internet and learned a very interesting thing according to her “bio”…and that is that she’s a Christian…

I figure there’s nothing more Christian than stripping down to your underwear, having your picture taken for a brand to exploit your image to sell product made by kids in third world countries who were exploited, in exchange for money…oh maybe when dudes masturbate to your image…that could be more Christian…I mean isn’t this what the church created NUNS for to begin with? Or is that Catholicism, am I missing the point, I just listened to Christian Radio the whole way to Florida, I’m talking 30 fucking hours, and it’s safe to say…the shit is not about this life…but if it makes Hannah Saul feel better about her work, being Christian, that this is her missionary work for the religion…I’m into it…cuz if Church was more porny, I’d probably be a believer…

Posted in:Hannah Saul

2014

13

May

Gigi Paris for Steve Shaw of the DAy

Her name is Gigi Paris and I think I am in love with her…

I’ve been following her on instagram for a while, even though I hardly use INSTAGRAM to stalk girls the way I am sure most dudes who aren’t desensitized or around girls all the time stalk girls…I mean 80 percent of instagram traffic is dudes using it to either jerk off to tricks or try to sleep with tricks…it’s a hot bed for creepers…and I’m by far not the most creepy, since that would require work…I’m much more into following girls into the bathroom, their bedroom, home when I see them on the bus…you know real life romance, because I won’t let the internet ever ruin that for me…

So it was with great joy that I saw these pics that Steve Shaw, the photographic genius founder of TREATS posted…from a campaign he booked her for,,

Her little model implants look so good, but they’d look better in my mouth, probably not visually for other people, I haven’t shaved in 6 months or more, but from a POV…because I’m in love and that’s how love manifests itself…

Posted in:Gigi Paris

2014

13

May

Cara Delevingne Lookin’ Rough of the Day

I like to think these are pictures of Cara Delevingne after a 12 hour cocaine and pussy eating binge. You know all rough and rugged like a hooker, even though her family is too rich for her to ever really be a hooker, at least not as a career, but maybe as a hooker state of mind or hooker morals and values, since there’s really a fine line between being a model, and a hooker, only the models technically use their body for money, and they also sleep with the rich guys or girls or producers or brand managers, sure it is technically fucking for free, but there’s always an upside…but I guess we can say that about anyone…and really the only reason I am posting this is because I like a made-up, beat up, exhausted looking girl…whether it is from 13 hours of a photoshoot, or 13 hours at a rave, they look like they equally smell like sweaty pussy…or in this case, Michele Rodriguez’s sweat pussy from the scissoring, since you know Cara hasn’t showered since they broke up…it’s her thing…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

13

May

A Couple Hookers Fighting and Other Videos of the Day

Cop Kicks a 6th Grader Who Probably Deserved it Cuz Kids are Brats

Hot about an exploding house…

Girl Doesn’t Like Anti Gay Demonstrator Very Much

I Don’t Understand this Naked Man Fight…

Naked Man Singing Beyonce

Posted in:Videos

2014

13

May

Daisy Fuentes in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Remember Daisy Fuentes…

Turns out she’s better left a memory…

At least that’s what these bathing suit pics are telling me….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Daisy Fuentes

2014

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It turns out that when dealing with Florida Elderly, when not trying to get into their wills, I have little to no patience….but luckily, I saw a glimpse of Florida youth, when 5 teenage boys, with a crack pipe, smoking meth, tried to hassle me for money..

Suddenly, Florida made sense. Here are some morning links…

Girls and Their Selfies…
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Luxiboo is the Hooker of the Day
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Lea Michele Cleavage!
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Shark Attacking a Rubber Boat…
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Joely Fisher Cleavage!
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Grandpa Takes the Best Selfies
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Mike D of the Beastie Boys Introducing the Game…
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Channing Tatum is Gambit
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I Like This Culkin Pic…
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Marion Cotillard in Interview
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Perfectly Timed Wedding Photo
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And So It Goes Trailer…
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Weird Japanese Commercial Compilation
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Top 10 What Jay Z Said to Solange!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Social media is so policed…what used to be generating content and having a good time on the internet. Has become…worse than holding a low level position at an office job. Checks and balances and no freedom as they try to condition you to fit their mould of what right is wrong – even though they are the ones monetizing off us, and should let us do whatever the fuck we want…

Oh well…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Top 10 What Jay Z Said To Solange
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Jennifer Lawrence Tripped for Attention – Again
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Rita Ora Hard Nipples Stripping Into Underwear on Stage Publicity Stunting Paid for by Calvin Klein …
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Lindsay Lohan Miscarriage Is Legal…
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Justene Jaro’s the Slut of the Day
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Recent Baby Momma Drama in Sports!
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Culkin Wears Best Shirt Ever..
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Miley Cyrus with a Giant and a Midget is a Weird Visual
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Rumer Willis Has a Great Booty
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Jennifer Lawrence Showing Off Her Booty…
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Miley Cyrus Riding a Huge Dick…
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Iggy Azaela Performing
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ScarJO at a Wedding
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Elizabeth OLsen…
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Disturbing GIFS of Disney Vilains
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Bunny Eating Raspberries…
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Hayley Williams Performing…
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Bingbing Fan for the Fetishists
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Lambo Crash
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Inside Japan Fetish Clubs…
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Shakira Showing Off Ass
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Ariana Grande in a Crop Top
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Some Rapping Kids on Britain’s got Talent
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Gigi Hadid Big Cleavage….
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Some Slut…
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Tight Dress
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Chloe Green See Through
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Mother’s Day Spa Prank
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Bride and Groom Perform Their Vows…
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Emily Ratajkowski at an Event…
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Amy Schumer Watches Porn
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Jolie / J.Lo in the Same Pose
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Yvonne Strahovski in Maxim in 2011
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The Krupa Sisters Together Hooking…
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Miley With the Plastic Dick
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Nick Bearer Cut off His Dick Because He Couldn’t See His Daughters
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Some Exclusive Orange is the New Black Bullshit
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Mind Some Gaps….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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ALL KINDS OF CABLE NUDITY
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Girl in the Shower….
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3 Girls 1 Webcam
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Find Cougars to Fuck…
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Hot GIrl Cam Show
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Girls with a Strap On
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WTF Germany…
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Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Emiley Grey’s Private Strip Show
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS