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2014

21

Apr

Dude Selling Wee on the Train and Other Videos of the Day

This guy’s good…

If you don’t like that here’s some passenges On a Bus Don’t Like When a Dude Attacks an Old Man

Iraqi Taxi Driver Pops his Eye Out

Suicide Bomber Caught on Camera the Second her Blew Up…

Cats Fishing for Cats

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The fun thing about Florida, is the white trash middle of the road women who have either thrown in the towel on their middle of the road life, and instead decided to let their 50 year old, menopausal tanned leather fake tit skin act like girls gone wild bitches, dancing on the beach and flashing tits…with their 20 year old daughters…it is almost inspiring…especially on Easter Sunday….

Here are some stepLINKS

Oh Shit…Terry RIchardson Offered a Groupie Whore Sex Again
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Bitch in a Bikini Named Constance Cravings
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A Cat Fishing for a Cat
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Another Year, Another Freaky Fucking Easter Bunny Compilation
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Lindsay Lohan Reveals Miscarriage on Finale of her Show….Awesome
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A Bunch of Girls With Big Tits!
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Ashley Greene – Yoga Pants
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Tits
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I Would Fuck Cressida Bonas! Cuz of Bonas
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So Many Tits and Pussies – It’s a Tits and Pussy Party….
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12 Trippy Food GIFs
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Kylie Jenner Short Shorts…
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Bubble Butt of the Year
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Apr

Scarlett Johansson Labia for Under the Skin of the Day

I think the movie under the skin was in reference to Scarlett Johansson’s labia hanging out of her…something I assume she’ll get fixed as soon as her baby rapes and destroys the rest of her pussy….

She’s naked, she’s on her quest to win an Oscar pre-Kid, we’ve all seen her naked thanks to the dude who hacked her computer and ended up in jail for 30 years because of it, one of those Jesus type Martyr’s who died for your sins, and by sins I mean, you desire to see nude selfies of Scarlett Johansson….that paved the way for nudes in movies…because even with shitty tits, that people love in bra because they don’t look like this, nudity isn’t a big deal…

I am not a Scarlett Johansson hater, I just know what’s going on here, and that is that an overrated “beauty” who is the same in every movie, is looking for that transformative role to get a nomination, because she’s decided to take time off to be a mom…and it’s getting done via nudity…and anything that involves nudity…is my friend…even when I hate it…

Searching for pixelated celebrity clit is more fun than searching for eggs on your easter egg hunt…especially if done at #church.

Thanks to THE MAN I MAY GAY MARRY FOR THIS

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2014

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Easter weekend, which means it is the one time of the year you can prey on people who pray by either pretending you are one of them, pretending you need them to save your broken sinning soul, or that you are their enemy for you to at war with them, because three cases make for good fucking fucking…

Here are some stepLINKs…the Easter Miracle edition…

Bitches in Shorts Shorts Shorts
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Lohan’s Sex List is Real
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The News is Obsessed with Headlines
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pics
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Who The Slut of the DAy – She’s The Slut of the Day
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Big Brother Canada Dude Posted a Dick Pic
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Anus Zanotti’s an Attention Seeker in a Bikini
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Serena Williams Thickness
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This Bitch is Apparently the NExt Kate Upton
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The Best Peep Art Motherfuckers – But It’s Not a Peep Show
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It’s Week 2 Of Coachella Because They Know How to Monetize
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Happy Fucking Easter!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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American Horror Story Freak Show Nudes…
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The Levitation Experiment…
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Bella Thorne for Bullet
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Aguilera’s Huge Tits
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Anne Hathaway Workout Gear
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Helen Hunt is Not Hot Surfing…At All..But I Like It
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Dancers of the 2014 NBA
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Parkour Dog
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Mimi Faust Sex Tape Boosting Shower Rod Sex Tape Sales
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Keri Russell’s Ass
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Attention Whore of the Day
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Mila Kunis VS Paulina Gretzky
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Honest Slogan!
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Most Embarrassing Ankle-Breakers of the 2013-2014 NBA Season
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Lindsay Lohan Humilated By her Sex Conquests
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This Sam Faiers Bitch is Amazing
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Christina Milian Nipple Peek
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Heidi Klum TOpless Beach
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I Want to Stick it in Constance Nunes’ Ass
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Katherine Heigl Flat Ass
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Joanna Krupa in a Tight White Dress
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Kelly Brook Bikini Hustle
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Katie Holmes in NYC
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Protect Your Butthole Shirt!
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Taylor Swift is a Fucking Lesbian
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13 Amazing Comparisons
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Eiza Gonzalez is Amazing for Coachella
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Kim Novak’s Face is Hilarious
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Bitches Loves Mirrors and Cameras
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Moon Roof Trick Shot
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Some Bitch in a Hammmock Thinks She Fucking Camping
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Big Tits in a Big Bikini
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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Aint No Party Like an Enema Party
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Today in Clit Rubbing
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Girl Trolling Delivery GUy…
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Kelly Hall Naked Tits
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Bitches at the Beach Showing Titties
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Bitches at the Beach Showing Clits
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Lesbian Pussy Eating
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Bitches Love Being Naked Together
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Naked Amateur of the DAy
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Apr

Hailey Clauson for Beach Bunny of the Day

Young and busty Hailey Clauson must be a rich kid from LA. I’ve posted about her before, followed her on instagram, because that means we’re in love, probably a year ago, when she was still 17, because I saw her pics from her Wildfox Campaign and new I was in love enough to want to take her on magical adventures like it was a Disney movie…that she probably went to see in theatres on my 40th birthday because she was 12.

I also remember her suing the homie JASON LEE PARRY and Urban Outfitters because they used her humping a motorcycle when she was 16 in a campaign – even though her dad was on set whoring her out at 16 to Urban Outfitters – probably anticipating making more money on the back end after it was used….

That said, she’s interesting looking, has big tits, is tall and skinny, was willing to be a whore with remorse at 16, and is now doing free campaigns for Beach Bunny, GUess and a bunch of other people in efforts to be the next Kate Upton and the blogs are loving her…so I guess what’s to hate…she’s been at this since she was 14…help these titties shine the way her and her family and most importantly me… want them to…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson

2014

18

Apr

Nina Agdal in her Bra Test Shoot of the Day

Nina Agdal posted this test shoot of her weirdo face on instagram…that creeps me out, unless I stare directly at her tits, because her face freaks me out…it’s like she’s putting me to the test here…with something so good next to something so bad…in a virtual game you lose when you look up…

But maybe I’m being dramatic, and maybe she’s not so bad, it’s just knowing that Adam Levine has fucked her, makes her and any sex appeal she might have once had, pretty much dead to me….even if every once in a while I like downs syndrome bitches…I’d rather turn elsewhere for that fix…I get like that knowing who’s cum in a bitch….

Here’s what could be her ass playing basketball cuz she’s tall as fuck

TO SEE HER AT SOME EVENT IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

18

Apr

Brooke Burke Old and in Fitness Gear of the DAy

Wild On Happened Brooke Burke…in the fucking 90s…

I think it’s safe to say that it is a good time time to throw in sports bra and/or bikini top, because you’re a mom and 100 years old….

I get it, she’s fit as fuck, and fit is hot, and fit 40 year olds are something to celebrate when you’re a 30+ women seeking hope that your kids won’t rape you physically…but when fitness is coupled with menopause…bitches start to just look like dudes..and despite the fact that a lot of guys like girls who look like dudes…I don’t.

I see these ripped old ladies at the Starbucks all the time, and I’m just like “interesting”…but they are still old fucking gross no matter how many pull ups they do…or botox they get…

You can try to beat the clock like one of your cheap as fuck gameshows…but biology always wins…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Brooke Burke

2014

18

Apr

Skinny Aubrey O’Day Turns Me On of the Day

No one cares enough about Aubrey O’Day to take pictures of her, but this is the #SELFIE generation and she’s got instagram to distribute the self shot erotica for her…and the worst thing about all this is that she turns me on.

Most of you don’t know who this is, but she was on some show where she fucked Diddy and ended up in a pop band….that lasted 3-5 minutes…like Diddy…and then she took on being a snowflake black dudes wanted to fuck and bitch started eating and eating and eating and it was fun to laugh at….until she realized…she’ll get farther with her fat ass and fake titties if the rest of her is fit as fuck…so she got to work on herself and now I’m getting turned on by her after what must be 5 years of making fun of her…when I could have been writing her love letters…what a fail…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2014

18

Apr

Kacy Anne Hill’s Redheaded Erotica of the Day

After polluting my brain with failed redheaded erotica featuring KERI RUSSEL…from 5 minutes ago..

I’ve decided to cleanse my soul, with busty hipster model Kacy Anne Hill, who you’ve seen in some SEE THROUGH CLOTHES …posing topless for photographer WARD ROBINSON …because some ginger bitches are interesting looking, with great transparent skin and nipples…and they own that fucking shit the way they should…and Kacy Ann Hill happens to be one of those doll faced girls…you know the kind of orange pubes I want to cum all over or more importantly suck on, rather than run to the bathroom to puke from…cuz orange pubes are hit or miss and this one’s a hit.

Posted in:Kacy Anne Hill

2014

18

Apr

Christina Milian Booty for Instagram of the Day

Christina Milian posted this picture on Instragram, because it’s a #selfie generation and people are so self involved, especially low level hookers like Christina Milian…that they need to post pictures of their ass that they have a friend take to show off their ass but try to pull it off as s subtle and fun thing to do….when clearly it’s an intentional “I love my ass, compliment my ass, I’m a mom who threw away her career to be a host on the Live Shows of the VOICE, just give me a like, my attention seeking, broken soul needs it”…

Which brings up a funny situation, that instagram is less about the photos you take, and more about the photos taken of you, like some sort of egotistical “look at me” photo album I fucking hate looking at…because there’s not enough spread asshole and too much of this cry for attention when pretending not to cry for attention bullshit.

Fuck you Christina Milian and fuck your baby you neglect because you’re too busy pretending your friend accidentally snapped a pic of your ass, that you accidentally uploaded to your fucking instagram and wrote a desciption to like oops…

Posted in:Christina Milian