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2014

11

Apr

Hailey Clauson is the Future of the Day

Hailey Clauson is some 19 year old model who is making some moves with her big, hormones in the food tits, who excites me because all girls under 25 are amazing and slutty thanks to being raised on hardcore internet porn, that has taking them to very dark and dangerous places sexually, that were once reserved for the dirtiest broken down girl with daddy issues, but now the 9-5 earthling peasants, you know everyday people, middle americans are up on choking, spitting, gang bangs and rape fantasies…The world’s gone nuts, and Hailey Clauson is the fucking future, who I want to get behind…because she’s going places…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson

2014

11

Apr

Obama Saves Michelle’s Upskirt and Other Videos of the Day

Black guys never want to share their bitches, unless they have them working as strippers or hookers to pay the rent, while they sit at home on their asses smoking weed, but even then, when work ends, they get mad when you stare at their girls…and I guess Obama is no different, when saving Michelle, or saving the world, from a Michelle up skirt…thanks tot the wind….

Motel Shoot Out…in Philly

Bullying Gone Wrong…Girl kicks her Bully’s Ass….

Air China VS Ground Control…

Birthday Sex Cam Girl..

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

The problem with sleeping in all day is that all the married chicks like fucking around lunch time, but lunch time is when I’m getting up…

The good news with sleeping all day, is that I don’t have to contribute to the fall of society thanks to the internet, as people have no self control, trying to fill their vaginas behind their significant other’s back, because they only care about themselves…and find it excitement..

We’re all doomed…Here are some links…

This 75 Year Old Man – Didn’t Order Porn
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People Aren’t Bored of Yoga Pants
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Beyonce’s Thigh Gap on Instagram Thanks to Photoshop
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Selena Gomez Fired Her Parents….
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Grandma Riding Roller Coaster
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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9 Signs that this Piece of Art is Bad
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Topless Glamour Model of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Breasts!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Apr

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

I think it’s funny that people care that Kendall Jenner’s fat vagina is eating her leggings, she’s from Kris’ vagina, and thus trained to both eat everything and have a vagina that pretty much eats everything, and these workout leggings, are probably some of the more wholesome things that have been jacked up inside her while practicing for a sex tape of her own…and that’s why I am posting this, I like to encourage these girls…to keep up the good work!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

11

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the Day

Her name is CASEY and she’s from Latvia…but that doesn’t mean she’s not capable of taking hot fucking pics with some weird looking dude who looks as socially awkward as you…but I like watching them fuck, because my wife is shitty, my life is shitty, my day is shitty, my night is shitty, but the pussy…the pussy keeps me going, even if it’s someone else getting it, just knowing quality is out there, makes my misery more tolerable…and acceptable…it’s like my woman is well past her prime, I didn’t even know her during her prime, but young slutty girls are everywhere, and they are raised on porn, doing tons of coke, and fucking all kinds…and when people like me can’t get at them…we have the internet to save us…and by internet I mean CASEY ….


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Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s always a scary thing when your number one and only fan…posts pics of his sperm of Facebook…but I guess that’s better than him mailing it to me.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Taylor Swift may be Lesbian
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Girl Meets World Teaser
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This Doll isn’t Fucking Around
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Tosh.0 Producer Shot
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Nicola McLean Cleavage….
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Federica Torti is a Slut…
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Slut of the Day
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Kate Upton is the New Anna Nicole
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Stephen Colbert is the New Letterman
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Edita Vilkeviciute New Bikini Pics
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Mandy Moore Pics
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Granny on a Roller Coaster
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Kate Moss Hard Nipples
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Joe Francis is going to be the father of Baby Girls!
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Twitter Tips on Hot to Date Emmy Rossum…
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Bieber and Selena Together Dancing…
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Booty Shake…
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30 Songs on a Guitar in a Minute
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Girls Doing Yoga….
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Amanda Bynes Is Off Her Meds
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Lindsay Lohan called Oprah
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Adele Exarchopoulos is a Babe
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Paris Hilton Shopping
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Emma Roberts Hiding
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Girls of Golf
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Jackie Chan Portait Using Chopsticks
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Watch Batman Cartoon Created by Batman
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Kris Kardashian is Not Doing Playboy…
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Redheads Everywhere
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Glamour Model SLuts
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Kendall Jenner LEggings
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A-Z of Dance
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Eva Amurri Pregnant
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Miranda Kerr Photoshoot
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Eva Longoria’s Parking Lot Catwalk
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The Kid Who’s Mom Thought it was Pajama Day Not Picture Day
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Demi Lovato Admitted to Leaking her Nudes
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Alessandra Ambrosio Birthday Back…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Best Best Pornstar Tumblr
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Hungarian Playmate
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Slutty Amateur at Mardi Gras
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Suzanna Rides a Horse,,,,
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Hot Bus Ride of the Day
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Zahia Dehar is Pretty Amazing for a Hooker…
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Sex on the Train….
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The Top 10 Pornstars on Twitter…
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Cucumber Fuck…
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Here’s Some Proper Motorcycle Nudity
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Rapfael Nadal Getting a BJ at a Press Conference
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Apr

Justin Bieber Making Out With Some Babe at the Club in Montreal of the Day

This was emailed to me yesterday…it was taken by a girl who has ignored me on Facebook despite my sweet words of “Let’s sell a sex tape starring you”….and the story is that she made out with Bieber, or fucked Bieber when he was in Montreal partying at some club called Buena Notte that I am banned from.

I have no interest in Bieber’s sex life, or the fact that he has a big model fucking dick, or that he fucks random groupies…

I do find it funny that she makes reference to the fact that he made her sign a hush clause, as he does with all his girls, but she’s give no fucks and wants the world to know he had one night in Bieber, in public, but didn’t monetize it at all..

I don’t know if that’s Bieber, I can’t cross reference the shit, I just know it’s going around locally, and it’s my duty to show you the sluts that Bieber fucks…even if her account is private and I can’t really access all her amazing young french girl who probably has anal on the first encounter…

Posted in:Justin Bieber

2014

10

Apr

Mel B Twerking of the DAy

Mel B may be 100 years old, but I did masturbate to her music videos in the 90s when I didn’t have access to porn, but did have access to MTV, because her stripper hard nipple tits, made the Spice Girls matter…and it turns out that when her booty is round and amazing like this, even after making all kinds of babies with various men, is still looking ok as it does a twerking workout that is my new favorite activity to watch at the gym…even something I’d pitch to teach at the old folks home…

Posted in:Mel B

2014

10

Apr

Jessica Hart for Louis Vuitton of the Day

When you are a beard to one of the gayest billionaire pretty boy coke heads, you live the life of luxury, and I guess the life of luxury listens…

I guess that’s why Stavros’ girlfriend who I am sure he isn’t actually dating or with very often, but who is rather a model that makes his image seem better than the fact that he likes hanging with dudes, cuz girls are so dull and just want his money, when dudes you can really bro-out with…

Her name is Jessica Hart, she’s Australian, and in a bikini for Louis Vuitton looking’ alright…

Posted in:Jessica Hart

2014

10

Apr

Drake and Rihanna in Some PDA of the Day

As Drake brought his girlfriend Rihanna to the Basketball game, where Drake groupied on the players like he was a Basketball wife, he decided to give the media a little content to run with by giving her a little hug, like she’s one of the bros, probably because she got mad at the boner he got when talking about going to the locker room after the game….

I don’t really care about their relationship, it bores me, but I do like that she did some Pantyless modelling yesterday and that their PDA is a solid reason to link back to that HERE

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Posted in:Rihanna