2014
17
Apr
Rachel Bilson has been reading too much Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…because it seems like she’s got on Kate Upton’s diet plan…which is eat everything you fucking can…as long as it isn’t vegetables…you know since no one one even remembers who she is…
Or maybe she’s just pregnant….
Both things…pretty awful, but I’m still looking, because bikinis are good…even when they are on awful things…
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Posted in:Rachel Bilson
2014
17
Apr
Irina Shayk is such a Famewhore…
She saw Kate Upton on the beach, and was like “Hey you’re a Sports Illustrated Covergirl…just like me…let’s pose together and fuck the internet up the ass”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…and Irina Shayk was like “I don’t know, I’m just a low level hooker who fucked an athlete to get to where I am”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…
At least she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game, despite all the plastic surgery that makes her look cheap….
Posted in:Irina Shayk
2014
17
Apr
Barbara Palvin is possibly best known for being the Hungarian tween who Victoria’s Secret used the day she turned 18 like they were a porn producer, eager to get young pussy half naked….
They also took advantage of her and used her as the patsy to the Justin Bieber fucking Miranda Kerr story, that happened 2 years ago, you know to distract from the fact that Miranda Kerr, an old married brand ambassador
Now she’s naked for Marie Claire Italy…not showing Labia, because this is artsy bullshit not porn you pink lip seekers…
And I think she looks lovely…and I am starting to understand why she’s managed to crawl out of eastern Europe to be all internationally famous, rather than being a stripper or mail order bride…and that is because she’s tall.
Posted in:Barbara Palvin
2014
17
Apr
Olivia Wilde is one those actresses who virgin loser dudes are obsessed with. I don’t even know who she is, I just hate her because she chose Wilde as her last name, which is some real basic bitch level of creativity when choosing a stage name…
I mean her actual last name is COCKBURN…
Which to me is so much more relevant, and appropriate and reminiscent of an era when your last name was your fucking job, like Ted Baker the baker, or Tom Cook the cook or, Fred Black the fuckng black guy…cuz you know on her quest to be Hollywood…COCKS WERE FUCKING BUNED>..
Anyway, enough of that, she is naked in her new movie, despite being pregnant, and the put in the the international trailer, and I know my audience of 1 person, so I’ll fucking post the shit for you weirdos…as a memory of what was, since you know after baby…comes…a more battered and broken pussy….
Posted in:Olivia Wilde
2014
17
Apr
Serena Williams was born a man.
There’s no way that this creature, despite what the bikini is telling you, is an actual woman….
She is up on som “She’s a man”…”Ladybug” shit..her dad was clearly a tennis obsessed dude who figured throwing some color into the mix would change the sport for ever, and in doing that it is possible that he conditioned her to destroy the little white RUssian bitches with her monster serve that she was up against…
You see I actually watch women’s tennis, it’s one of the more erotic sports out there, but every time Serena makes a bitch grunt, I feel like I’m watching black on blonde huge penis porn…
Now I know, people love big black women, and I know she’s a big pro athlete, but I just can’t believe her clit isn’t a dick that’s tucked in during medical checks…
But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t let her sit on my face and smother me…because I would….
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Posted in:Serena Williams
2014
17
Apr
Her name is Jennifer Pugh…and this is her campaign for something called Fete Champetre.
I know pretty much nothing about this model, other than that with my basic knowledge of the English Language….I would pronounce her name as Jennifer Poo and Poo is disgusting….unless her name is PUG…which is amazing, and makes her my soulmate, since I am the pug whisperer and all I do is pug…it’s in my social media assholes so it must be true…and based on this campaign – I am totally into whispering into her PUGH asshole…and determining whether she’s less of a PUG and more of a POO…using my tongue…
That’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Jennifer Pugh
2014
17
Apr
The most interesting photographer out there right now is a guy by the name of a href=”http://prettypuke.com/” target=”_blank”> PRETTYPUKE
He is taking hipster babes and making them do dirty, grimy, controversial things, and he’s snap shooting his way through it…and it’s awesome…because he’s using real girls, and not stuck up bitches who think they are too hot to get fucking down dirty…you know because they care more about how they look in their bikini selfie, than actually making an impact, or bringing imagery that inspires….
I think this guy will be the next big thing, he’s already so much more famous than he was when I first saw his stuff, and I like supporting people doing documentary type shit, that I think speak to a generation of people, who are living the life, while giving those of us who aren’t a look into it…
I am a fan….
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Posted in:Photos
2014
17
Apr
Julia Stegner is a 29 year old, tall as fuck model, from Germany, which means she may have been bred in a lab when Hitler was making arians, because she’s all tall and blonde and pretty fucking perfect…but it also means she’s pragmatic, is good at engineering cars, likes sausages and beer, but most importantly, being shit on while strapped up to a fucking machine, cuz German porn is weird. They are a dark people, despite their light features…
That said, she’s been NAKED FOR FASHION BEFORE …but today she’s naked while pregnant, something I normally find repulsive, even when it’s at the stripclub and willing to suck my dick for a discount cuz normal people don’t like choosing the pregnant one, it makes them feel guilty, when I’m more the kind of guy who would be open to fisting them, just to see if I feel leg.
And I guess she’s doing it right, because I find these pics hot. Maybe it’s my biological clock ticking because it feels my sperm drying up thanks to inactivity, obesity, unhealthiness, and being very near death…but I don’t think guys get like that even with hormonal imbalances like me…
Either way, here’s the shoot.
Posted in:Julia Stegner
2014
17
Apr
I find it interesting, but not really that interesting, that a model in her early 20s…manages to look like a 45 mom on family vacation in pretty much every single photoshoot she’s ever done. It’s creepy.
It’s like even with jean technology and lulu lemon leggings that make a booty pop, even on fat chicks, I see this shit daily, a overrated pig like Kate Upton can come along and pose for the paps on her balcony, looking like she’s celebrating her divorce and the kids being with the dad for the week she’s in Australia…
It’s weird…but not as weird as her saying she hated her tits, then retracting that statement, and saying she loves her body, when really, she shouldn’t, even if every-man america loves it…
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Posted in:Kate Upton
2014
17
Apr
I first posted on Camille Rowe in 2011…because I have an eye for the next big thing in modelling, and I should be a talent scout, or maybe I just pay attention to tall skinny girls who are trying to get noticed by booking editorial shoots with major fashion magazines that involve them being naked or topless…and since 2011…I’ve pretty much covered ALL HER FASHION NUDITY …like some kind of obsessed fan, even I don’t actually give a fuck about her tits, or who she is, or anything she really has to offer, I just post them cuz I have nothing better to do…
That said, she’s now a Victoria’s Secret model, and getting press from that. You know replacing the old, being the new, and she’s been at this model shit long enough, and more importantly she’s been topless enough to justify finally getting paid…so here she is in Interview Germany, looking’ hot for old times, you know memories of back when I could have fucked her thanks to her being so grateful that I speak french and give her press, but now she’s just too relevant for that….and the good or bad news is that life goes on…and she’ll still be getting naked for fashion.
Posted in:Camille Rowe
